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Title: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 24, 2011, 11:13:52 PM
http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/InmateFinderServlet?Transaction=NameSearch&needingMoreList=false&FirstName=John&Middle=Melvin&LastName=Davis&Race=U&Sex=U&Age=&x=0&y=0
Did they send him back already?
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: AJ Dual on January 25, 2011, 12:11:01 AM
He's been out since October I believe.

And there's been anecdotal reports that some minor gun and survival forums have been getting trolled by someone who fits his M.O. and writing style.  =D
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 25, 2011, 12:33:52 AM
He's been out since October I believe.

And there's been anecdotal reports that some minor gun and survival forums have been getting trolled by someone who fits his M.O. and writing style.  =D
And they banned him shortly after.  :'(
I'm not sure if he was banned from THR, but his massive number of posts suddenly stopped. Maybe it was posting the ammo + .22 LR upper for sale - apparently, he was in trouble last time for felon in possession of ammo.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: freakazoid on January 25, 2011, 12:40:19 AM
Gunkid, Gunkid, Gunkid... name sounds familiar. ???
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Viking on January 25, 2011, 12:44:07 AM
Gunkid, Gunkid, Gunkid... name sounds familiar. ???
http://xavierthoughts.blogspot.com/2006/07/goodbye-gunkid.html
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Azrael256 on January 25, 2011, 12:44:14 AM
WHAT!?!?  This is infuriating!  


I remember the mall security guy with the M82 (or whatever it was) and he was funny, but how did you guys not clue me in on an idiot with a Tacticool WHEELBARROW?  I will never forgive you guys for this.  I had better be the first to know the next time we have a raving loon like that hanging around.

Fistful, I blame you for this.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Doggy Daddy on January 25, 2011, 01:35:43 AM
I'd like to point out that the operative word here is "GunKID".  Not "GunPAL".  I just want to make that clear before CSD goes off the deep end.

DD
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 25, 2011, 01:47:21 AM
ohhhh great thought   send gunkid to find canon  video at 11
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 25, 2011, 10:37:43 AM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpremium1.uploadit.org%2FdocZox%2F%2FgunkidZOMG.jpg&hash=5093d6b3ddd1c2f518573e09c1982fd210e5784c)
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: makattak on January 25, 2011, 10:53:34 AM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/docZox//gunkidZOMG.jpg

That's just disgusting!!!!













DIET Coke!???
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Fly320s on January 25, 2011, 11:11:35 AM
I remember the mall security guy with the M82 (or whatever it was) and he was funny,
That is/was Gecko45.  He is/was an employee of a gun store in Knoxville, TN.  His story is that he wrote all of that as a big joke.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: BMacklem on January 25, 2011, 11:18:19 AM
Actually, I've found that diet coke with lime is pretty acceptable.
I like some of the gear that kid has, but the wheelbarrow.....yeah, that's classic Gunkid.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: roo_ster on January 25, 2011, 11:43:22 AM
ohhhh great thought   send gunkid to find canon  video at 11

 =D
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: AJ Dual on January 25, 2011, 12:00:58 PM
That is/was Gecko45.  He is/was an employee of a gun store in Knoxville, TN.  His story is that he wrote all of that as a big joke.

You mean he wasn't serious about duct taping extra trauma plates to his mall security loadout/web gear so while his partner/wife used him as cover to assemble the .300 Win Mag NEF Handi-Rifle to return fire, he could "absorb the rounds"?  ???

Really?

Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 25, 2011, 12:05:43 PM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpremium1.uploadit.org%2FdocZox%2F%2Fgooseplan.jpg&hash=eba45c5b5a194c041f8973f4d430f45d0c9a7eae)
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 25, 2011, 12:43:34 PM
This is like the aps version of 'where's Waldo'.
 :lol:
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Boomhauer on January 25, 2011, 12:57:56 PM
That is/was Gecko45.  He is/was an employee of a gun store in Knoxville, TN.  His story is that he wrote all of that as a big joke.

I believe the guy who wrote Gecko45/Mall Ninja was apparently ColtCCO, a standup guy. He used to have a pretty good blog but stopped after knoxville LE hassled him pretty bad while he was CCWing.

Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: GigaBuist on January 25, 2011, 12:59:15 PM
I remember the mall security guy with the M82 (or whatever it was) and he was funny, but how did you guys not clue me in on an idiot with a Tacticool WHEELBARROW?

Wheelbarrow, peanut butter, drinking your own urine, 10" suppressed .223 AR's... he was a fan of a number of goofy things.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: GigaBuist on January 25, 2011, 01:01:48 PM
I believe the guy who wrote Gecko45/Mall Ninja was apparently ColtCCO, a standup guy. He used to have a pretty good blog but stopped after knoxville LE hassled him pretty bad while he was CCWing.

Correct.  The true identity of Gecko45 is Trevor P./ColtCCO from TN, works/worked at Coal Creek Armory I think.  He's no fool, has a good sense of humor too.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 25, 2011, 01:23:19 PM
do not forget the tactical chihuahuas
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Tuco on January 25, 2011, 02:06:45 PM
This is like the aps version of 'where's Waldo'.
 :lol:

Isn't that the truth.
 :P
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on January 25, 2011, 02:16:59 PM
Oh goody, now we can play Where's Tuco
 =D
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 25, 2011, 03:42:16 PM
You mean he wasn't serious about duct taping extra trauma plates to his mall security loadout/web gear so while his partner/wife used him as cover to assemble the .300 Win Mag NEF Handi-Rifle to return fire, he could "absorb the rounds"?  ???

Yeah, why wouldn't he be serious? That's exactly how we train at the large Midwestern retail facility where I work as private security...
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 25, 2011, 06:12:42 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: grampster on January 25, 2011, 06:39:18 PM
Last I heard, Gunkid was on a chupacabra stakeout in a remote part of southern Texas.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 25, 2011, 10:01:32 PM
Why does the Mall Ninja so often get dragged into these Gunkid threads? Gunkid is/was a criminal and a pest. Gecko45 is/was a talented humorist and (apparently) a good guy.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 25, 2011, 10:05:01 PM
Gecko45 is/was a talented humorist and (apparently) a good guy.
Apparently? This man risks his life to defend mallrat tweens from Chechen terrorists and he's "apparently" a good guy? He saved the mayor's son from a horrible fate, and this is the thanks he gets?
For shame, Fistful.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 25, 2011, 10:08:35 PM
My head hangs low in contrition.  :'(
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 25, 2011, 10:12:01 PM
My head hangs low in contrition.  :'(
Not enough. Say three Hail Geckos and bring doughnuts to your local mall security specialists as penance.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 25, 2011, 10:22:11 PM
Not enough. Say three Hail Geckos and bring doughnuts to your local mall security specialists as penance.

I do work at a mall, you know. I gave our security people an infrared thermometer today. Does that count, or does it have to be donuts?
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 25, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
I do work at a mall, you know. I gave our security people an infrared thermometer today. Does that count, or does it have to be donuts?
Only donuts will suffice. Sugar and glazing cover over a multitude of sins.
Title: Re: Where is Gunkid?
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 26, 2011, 08:15:53 AM
http://thelawdogfiles.blogspot.com/2006/07/target-is-dismounted-troll-in-open.html