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Title: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on August 31, 2011, 05:49:09 AM
Looking at Monkeyleg's "Unforgiven" thread, I see two folks decided it would be high times to begin quoting memorable lines from that movie even though it had nothing to do with the conversation at hand.

I understand that this is an APS tradition known as "thread drift" and despite being counterproductive to constructive dialog, it is fun...

But what is it that makes people randomly begin quoting from pop culture references once one is simply mentioned?  I see this is real life quite often.  Mention a movie or book and someone delivers a line from it, even if your point of referencing the movie had nothing to do with discussing its content.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on August 31, 2011, 05:51:51 AM
Quote
But what is it that makes people randomly begin quoting from pop culture references once one is simply mentioned?

You're supposed to wait until the movie is mentioned before you quote from it  ???

 :O


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on August 31, 2011, 06:00:47 AM
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 31, 2011, 06:06:52 AM
A man's got to know his limitations.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 31, 2011, 06:24:38 AM
Most people tend to the banal. Some of us more than others. Waddyagunnadoo?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bedlamite on August 31, 2011, 06:28:22 AM
Mongo only pawn in game of life.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: brimic on August 31, 2011, 06:45:29 AM
I only quote Archer.
"I learned flammable and inflammable mean the same thing"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on August 31, 2011, 07:00:26 AM
"According to my Bat Compass, north-by-northeast is in a general north-northeasterly direction." --Batman (Adam West)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on August 31, 2011, 07:12:35 AM
No Cyril, when they're dead, they're hookers.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Nick1911 on August 31, 2011, 07:32:52 AM
I think that pop culture, being "popular" is often a common link found throughout society among largely different subsets of people.  It's like a shared event between different people that gives them something in common, but without having actually shared an event together.

Once someone posts or says some dialog from a recognizable film, it's only appropriate for the listener to respond with more dialog from the film, or from a related film to tell the speaker "Hey, I know what you're talking about -- I saw that film too and found it good/funny/etc.  And here's something that ties into it!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on August 31, 2011, 07:35:19 AM
"There are eight million stories in the Naked City; this has been one of them."


Betcha haven't heard that one in a long time.  [tinfoil] [popcorn] :lol:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on August 31, 2011, 07:41:28 AM
I like to sprinkle source code and internal technical documentation with gratuitous pop culture references (at least 20 years old) and American idioms.  So when my company finally gets rid of all the US workers and everything is supported in China and India, they'll have something to "WTF?" about.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Mike Irwin on August 31, 2011, 08:13:42 AM
Dissing the quoting of movies?

Fill your hands you sons of bitches!  :mad:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MillCreek on August 31, 2011, 08:16:20 AM
That's pretty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HankB on August 31, 2011, 08:52:42 AM
Go ahead . . . make my day.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on August 31, 2011, 09:42:22 AM
What's your boggle?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: P5 Guy on August 31, 2011, 09:47:20 AM
I like to sprinkle source code and internal technical documentation with gratuitous pop culture references (at least 20 years old) and American idioms.  So when my company finally gets rid of all the US workers and everything is supported in China and India, they'll have something to "WTF?" about.

Don't you know you are my hero, you are the wind beneath my wings. Do drippy songs from movies count?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AJ Dual on August 31, 2011, 09:54:35 AM
I think people go for pop-culture and movie quotes so quickly, because the older, more historical quotes are so difficult to be sure they're true, or being used correctly.

Quote
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is, you can never be sure they're being attributed correctly."
                                                                                                   
                                                                                                              Benjamin Franklin


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MillCreek on August 31, 2011, 09:58:30 AM
On the Internet, no one knows you are a dog.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on August 31, 2011, 10:09:25 AM
You can't stop the signal.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on August 31, 2011, 10:11:49 AM
Four stones, four crates. No stones!? NO CRATES!!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 31, 2011, 10:16:10 AM
Four stones, four crates. No stones!? NO CRATES!!

Brad

That's "Zero stones!? ZERO CRATES!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on August 31, 2011, 10:23:44 AM
Never gonna give it up, and we're never gonna let you down.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on August 31, 2011, 10:27:53 AM
More cowbell


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on August 31, 2011, 10:34:29 AM
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Nick1911 on August 31, 2011, 10:53:28 AM
It's a trick... get an axe.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on August 31, 2011, 10:57:34 AM
I know there were two crates of strawberries.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: dogmush on August 31, 2011, 10:59:57 AM
The way this thread's going....
It sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on August 31, 2011, 11:17:52 AM
Bunch of savages in this town.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on August 31, 2011, 11:29:47 AM
Screw this thread...let's go to the crappy thread where I'M a hero.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on August 31, 2011, 11:30:13 AM
You talking to me?

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on August 31, 2011, 12:10:45 PM
Inconceivable!   :O


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: SADShooter on August 31, 2011, 12:31:29 PM
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 31, 2011, 12:42:21 PM
I ain't got time to bleed.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on August 31, 2011, 12:53:46 PM
Quote
I know there were two crates of strawberries.

Ah, but the strawberries! That'sů that's where I had them. They laughed and made jokes, but I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on August 31, 2011, 01:03:14 PM
Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: SADShooter on August 31, 2011, 01:23:31 PM
Ooh! One of my favorites.

Let us eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow, we die.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 31, 2011, 01:27:34 PM
There is no spoon.

Rosebud!

Coffee is for closers.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: jamisjockey on August 31, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
The snozzleberrys taste like snozzleberrys!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Nick1911 on August 31, 2011, 01:48:03 PM
The snozzleberrys taste like snozzleberrys!

littering and.....  littering and.... ?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on August 31, 2011, 02:09:25 PM
I feel the need.....the need...FOR SPEED....  :cool:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on August 31, 2011, 02:17:44 PM
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on August 31, 2011, 02:18:09 PM
You people! If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on August 31, 2011, 02:23:30 PM
You people! If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?

I like to kick a pig once in a while.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Regolith on August 31, 2011, 02:25:11 PM
Get off my lawn.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on August 31, 2011, 02:27:31 PM
How do you write women so well?.....

Sell crazy someplace else....we're all stocked up here.....


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: SADShooter on August 31, 2011, 02:36:09 PM
What's the matter, seeker? Chicken? The first quote is meaningless without the response. >:D [popcorn]


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on August 31, 2011, 02:43:50 PM
What's the matter, seeker? Chicken? The first quote is meaningless without the response. >:D [popcorn]

I had to leave something for you to do....  ;/


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on August 31, 2011, 02:52:38 PM
I believe that one was "I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability."

Some of my favorites:
"He chose . . . poorly."
"Please excuse the crudity of this model . . ."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on August 31, 2011, 03:24:16 PM
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
 Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
 Jay: What the *expletive deleted*ck is the Internet?
 Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 31, 2011, 03:45:44 PM
THIS!  IS!  SPAR!  TA!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on August 31, 2011, 03:51:22 PM
English, motha fucka, do you speak it?!

 [popcorn]


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Regolith on August 31, 2011, 04:33:03 PM
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER*expletive deleted*ING MOVIE QUOTES IN THIS MOTHER*expletive deleted*ING THREAD!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hawkmoon on August 31, 2011, 05:19:41 PM
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on August 31, 2011, 05:22:46 PM
Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MillCreek on August 31, 2011, 05:37:48 PM
We should start dealin' in those black market beagles.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on August 31, 2011, 05:56:53 PM
What in the wide world of sports is goin' on here?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on August 31, 2011, 06:12:40 PM
*expletive deleted*in'- What the *expletive deleted*ing? *expletive deleted*ck. Who the *expletive deleted*ck *expletive deleted*ed this *expletive deleted*ing... How did you two *expletive deleted*ing *expletive deleted*s... *expletive deleted*ck!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on August 31, 2011, 06:14:27 PM
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 31, 2011, 06:15:45 PM
Nuts !!


Ooops, wrong thread...

(or not)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on August 31, 2011, 06:19:47 PM
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!

Not to mention the AWESOMENESS of aps's censour.

I've been chuckling since I saw the preview.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled insainty....


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zahc on August 31, 2011, 06:22:05 PM
bang.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 31, 2011, 06:27:07 PM
We're on a mission from Gad.




(Not a typo...)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on August 31, 2011, 06:27:32 PM
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 31, 2011, 06:28:27 PM
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Stay home and eat all the flippin' chips, Kip.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on August 31, 2011, 06:39:31 PM
Stay home and eat all the flippin' chips, Kip.
We both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 31, 2011, 06:41:28 PM
We both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 31, 2011, 06:42:46 PM
Just come over here and try and hit me, Napoleon.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on August 31, 2011, 06:44:10 PM
I like to sprinkle source code and internal technical documentation with gratuitous pop culture references (at least 20 years old) and American idioms.  So when my company finally gets rid of all the US workers and everything is supported in China and India, they'll have something to "WTF?" about.

I throw in some German or French text into the trouble ticket system at work. My coworker being 2nd generation Dutch hasn't commented or responded, makes me sad sometimes.



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on August 31, 2011, 07:00:43 PM
Is everyone around here as butt-ugly as you three?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 31, 2011, 07:52:33 PM
We deal in lead friend.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on August 31, 2011, 07:58:07 PM
I'm going into town to get my money from Jack Colby and then get shed of the bunch of ya! I've been shot five times, knifed twice, bit on the ass by a pig, stomped on by a horse and sat on by a mule and once, in the winter of '91, a grizzly chewed off my big toe. And I've survived two avalanches, three blizzards, five Indian uprisings and seven Presidential elections, but I've never been owned by no woman nor dog...and I've come too far down the road to let it happen to me now.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on August 31, 2011, 08:14:11 PM
Now back up, put the gun down, and give me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubbleicious.

And some Skittles.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on August 31, 2011, 08:21:24 PM
What in the wide world of sports is goin' on here?

We'll take the ni@@ers and the ch!#ks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 31, 2011, 09:03:14 PM
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

Actually the line is

"What we've got here is 'failure to communicate' "

Not A failure to communicate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on August 31, 2011, 10:43:10 PM
Groovy.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 01, 2011, 01:37:14 AM
Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 01, 2011, 04:48:09 AM
Actually the line is

"What we've got here is 'failure to communicate' "

Not A failure to communicate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o)

Actually, the line (as delivered by Struther Martin; great name) is "failure to commun-cate".


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 01, 2011, 05:53:13 AM
I think everyone should just calm down.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 01, 2011, 06:56:32 AM
Another great Struther Martin quote:

Morons!!!  I have morons on my team!!!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 01, 2011, 09:08:51 AM
Inconceivable!   :O

You keep using that word.  I don't think it means what you think it means.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 01, 2011, 09:12:33 AM
You keep using that word.  I don't think it means what you think it means.

One goes into the house of eleven eleven times and always comes out one.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 01, 2011, 09:36:48 AM
I know kung fu.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 01, 2011, 10:02:31 AM
"You going to kill me, Snake?"
"Not now, I'm too tired. Maybe later."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on September 01, 2011, 11:56:30 AM
You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer.
He's the best lawyer in Miami.

He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska.
So dress warm.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zahc on September 01, 2011, 05:11:29 PM
I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 01, 2011, 05:16:16 PM
I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers.

Did you order a corpse ???


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 01, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
If you wasn't a broad, I'd kick you in the stomach.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 01, 2011, 06:34:39 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 01, 2011, 06:39:07 PM
Where is Nitti?

He's in the car.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 01, 2011, 06:41:30 PM
Another great Struther Martin quote:

Morons!!!  I have morons on my team!!!!

Uh, it's Strother Martin.  Youse boths wrong.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 01, 2011, 06:43:28 PM
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 01, 2011, 07:02:34 PM
We are no longer the knights who say "Ni!" We are now the knights who say "Ecky ecky pa-kyng zupoi rauser!" 

Ni!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 01, 2011, 07:35:10 PM
This one works on so many levels here:


Quote
He was the patron saint of quality footwear.



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 01, 2011, 08:00:09 PM
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Regolith on September 01, 2011, 08:06:46 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 01, 2011, 08:51:41 PM
Thatĺll do, pig. Thatĺll do


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 01, 2011, 09:25:56 PM
Your move creep.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 01, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
These go to eleven.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 01, 2011, 11:37:06 PM
I knew you'd say that.

Boring conversation anyway.

 =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 02, 2011, 01:54:11 AM
Anyone else want to negotiate?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 02, 2011, 04:37:19 AM
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on September 02, 2011, 06:37:09 AM
Sometimes, I even amaze myself.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 02, 2011, 06:46:46 AM
If I had just sold this ring, I could have saved two more. :'(


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on September 02, 2011, 06:57:30 AM
Are you talking to me?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 02, 2011, 07:06:16 AM
"Is it twue what they say about you black men?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MechAg94 on September 02, 2011, 07:38:06 AM
The said you was hung? 

And they was right!

===========================

On the Un-PC side: 

The sheriff is a n[Bong!!!]

What'd he say? 

He said the sheriff is near!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on September 02, 2011, 07:40:17 AM
You must've been something before electricity.
Wanna make 20 dollars the old-fashioned way?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 02, 2011, 07:45:11 AM
On the Un-PC side: 

The sheriff is a n[Bong!!!]

What'd he say? 

He said the sheriff is near!

"It is my privilege to extend to you, a Laurel and Hardy handshake..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 02, 2011, 07:49:46 AM
"It is my privilege to extend to you, a Laurel and Hardy handshake..."

This thread has devolved into "another fine mess."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 02, 2011, 08:00:06 AM
"I thought you were dead!"
"Not hardly."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 02, 2011, 08:08:33 AM
I'm lookin' at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 02, 2011, 09:08:56 AM
Who does number two work for?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 02, 2011, 09:18:40 AM
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 09:57:20 AM
You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 10:00:55 AM
I can hear the sound of explosions from the north east. The sky is very bright. All lit up.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on September 02, 2011, 10:04:01 AM
ENGLISH!
DO YOU SPEAK IT?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 02, 2011, 10:09:40 AM
"Hey, man."
"Whatcha doin?"
"I'm drinking wine, and eating cheese, and catching some rays."
"What's happenin?"
"Well, the tank's busted and they're tryin' to fix it."
"Then why the hell aren't you up there helping 'em?"
"Oh man. I only drive 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 10:10:21 AM
Can't you feel it? It's alive... watching.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 02, 2011, 10:18:52 AM
I fixed your favorite... a Twinkie-wiener sandwich!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 02, 2011, 10:22:10 AM
"Hey, man."
"Whatcha doin?"
"I'm drinking wine, and eating cheese, and catching some rays."
"What's happenin?"
"Well, the tank's busted and they're tryin' to fix it."
"Then why the hell aren't you up there helping 'em?"
"Oh man. I only drive 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work."

Cut it out with them negative waves!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 02, 2011, 10:30:49 AM
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 02, 2011, 10:31:18 AM
Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 02, 2011, 10:37:53 AM
Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 02, 2011, 10:53:10 AM
Get some rest.  If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 02, 2011, 11:10:15 AM
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 02, 2011, 11:22:16 AM
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 02, 2011, 11:53:27 AM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 02, 2011, 12:08:35 PM
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 02, 2011, 12:13:17 PM
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 02, 2011, 12:49:16 PM
We're gonna need a bigger boat.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 02, 2011, 12:59:56 PM
I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 02, 2011, 01:53:17 PM
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
 

Raising Arizona?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 02, 2011, 02:45:48 PM
Raising Arizona?

correct!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 02, 2011, 03:02:45 PM
Whatcha got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waitin' on you. That's vanity.



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 03:57:37 PM
You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
"Do you imbibe?"
"Only after nine in the morning."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 04:02:09 PM
My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 04:24:42 PM
For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 02, 2011, 05:39:36 PM
"Conan, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on September 02, 2011, 06:57:31 PM
He's a very sick and dangerous man.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 02, 2011, 06:57:55 PM
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 02, 2011, 08:08:05 PM
Quote
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.

Obama quotes belong in the Politics forum. ;)

As for other movie quotes,

"If you're vice, I'll kill myself!"
"Well do it at home."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2011, 08:25:39 PM
"Venal and evil people are destroying the world you were born in.  It's us against them, my good friend.  Don't compromise your principles, or abandon your cause."

"Do you know what's waiting for me on down the road?"

"For one reason or another, I find I have more insight into the past than the future.  Try to keep this in mind: It's just like when they load their cannon with horseshoes and log chain.  You think the barrage will last forever.  Then all of a sudden, there's a silence louder than the cannon fire.  Please don't be alarmed by the severity of my comparison.  A good night, Lieutenant."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 02, 2011, 08:29:20 PM
Stay alive! I will find you!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 02, 2011, 08:46:32 PM
"Do you know that girl?"

"I really don't."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 02, 2011, 09:06:59 PM
Obama quotes belong in the Politics forum. ;)

I was wondering who would be the first to make the connection.

Quote
"If you're vice, I'll kill myself!"
"Well do it at home."

Ah, another classic.

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' ..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 02, 2011, 09:25:40 PM
"They sent somebody to finish me off. I think maybe it was Johnson himself. Real ugly. Real goddamn ugly!"
"Look, man, President Johnson's dead."                      
"*Expletive deleted*. That ain't gonna stop him."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 02, 2011, 09:38:16 PM
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Regolith on September 02, 2011, 09:52:39 PM
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 02, 2011, 11:02:08 PM
Help! Help!  I'm being repressed!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 03, 2011, 01:45:19 AM
Don't cross the streams!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 03, 2011, 03:47:43 AM
How about lines that were not in movies but were a direct derivative thereof?

Like: "If you hear banjos, RUN!!"

Ok, line from a movie. My favorite of all:

"That's where my dog Spot is buried right there."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 03, 2011, 03:56:32 AM
    This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
    He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
    Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,
    And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
    He that shall live this day, and see old age,
    Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
    And say, "To-morrow is Saint Crispian."
    Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
    And say, "These wounds I had on Crispian's day."
    Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
    But he'll remember with advantages
    What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household words,
    Harry the King, Bedford, and Exeter,
    Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
    This story shall the good man teach his son;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition:
    And gentlemen in England now a-bed
    Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 03, 2011, 05:54:53 AM
From "APS the Movie":

"Why does AZ Redhawk only have one post in this thread?"

 =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 03, 2011, 07:04:26 AM
This is my rifle...this is my gun...one is for shooting...one is for fun....

!!!RAZZLE-DAZZLE!!!

That's the FACT, JACK!

Now you're getting the Aunt Jemima Treatment.... ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 03, 2011, 07:42:59 AM
I've noticed that she's been getting on your nerves all evening, so you could just shoot her now.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 03, 2011, 09:37:22 AM
Write that down.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 03, 2011, 11:29:51 AM
Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 03, 2011, 11:36:16 AM
"Kojak! Bang, Bang!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 03, 2011, 11:43:34 AM
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 03, 2011, 11:56:29 AM
I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 03, 2011, 12:24:21 PM
Get away from her, you b****!!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 03, 2011, 12:40:20 PM
"Mostly Maui Waui, man.  But it's got some Labrador in it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 03, 2011, 01:02:54 PM
Klaatu barada nikto

Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N... "couch" Ok. That's it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on September 03, 2011, 02:30:34 PM
Irene!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 03, 2011, 02:40:56 PM
Stella !!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 03, 2011, 03:11:55 PM
OK, let me try this from memory.

"Mr. Corleone is Johnny Fontane's godfather. To the Italian people that's a very sacred, close relationship."

"I understand that. Just tell him he should ask me for anything else, but this is one favor I can't give him."

"He never asks for a second favor when he's been refused a first. Understand?"

"You don't understand, Tom. Johnny Fontane never gets that picture. That part is perfect for him. It will make him a big star. And I'm going to run him out of the business! And let me tell you why.

Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International's most valuable proteges. For five years I had her under acting lessons, singing lessons, dancing lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on her. I was going to make her a star.

And to be more frank, and to show you I'm not a hard hearted man and it's all dollars and cents: she was young, she was beautiful, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of **expletive deleted** I've had, and I've had them all over the world!

And then along comes Johnny Fontane with his olive oil voice and guinea charm. And she ran off with him. She threw it all away to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to look ridiculous. So you get the hell out of here! And you tell that gumbah if he tries any rough stuff, I ain't no band leader. Yeah, I heard that story."

"Mr. Woltz, thank you for dinner and a pleasant evening. If your car could take me to the airport, Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news immediately."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 03, 2011, 03:31:48 PM
"It's an old Sicilian message. It means that Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 03, 2011, 04:03:14 PM
Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 03, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
You guys take shekels? I just got back from a trip to Israel - and all I got is a fistful of shekels.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 05:09:52 PM
If that machine can do what you say it can do, destroy it, George! Destroy it before it destroys you!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 05:13:35 PM
Sylvia!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 05:14:55 PM
If they're mortal, they must have mortal weaknesses. They'll be stopped, somehow.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 05:22:16 PM
"Everything's fine."
"Except we lost Apollo 11!"
"Oh, except for that."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 05:22:49 PM
I think we ate an entire sheep.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 03, 2011, 05:23:50 PM
Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 05:23:58 PM
"No offence, but NASA spends fifteen years, hundreds of millions of dollars so that we can watch man walk on the moon and in the end it falls to you blokes! I mean, how do you feel about that?"
"A lot better before you opened your trap!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 03, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
KHHHHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 03, 2011, 06:43:04 PM
"In studying, you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would put the poison as far away from you as you could, so I clearly cannot choose the cup in front of me!"

"You heard a falling body? Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?"



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 03, 2011, 06:49:16 PM
Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 03, 2011, 07:11:58 PM
Welcome to the party, pal!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 03, 2011, 07:16:23 PM
John has a long mustache.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 03, 2011, 07:30:41 PM
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 03, 2011, 07:38:26 PM
"Asps! Very dangerous.  You go first."


FYI if you never noticed:  The same actor played Gimli the dwarf in "Lord of the Rings".  Gimli was always talking about his ax, which rhymes with "asp".  There's a joke in there somewhere.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 03, 2011, 07:46:24 PM
KHHHHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

"I don't believe in the no-win scenario."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 03, 2011, 07:48:18 PM
FYI if you never noticed:  The same actor played Gimli the dwarf in "Lord of the Rings".  Gimli was always talking about his ax, which rhymes with "asp".  There's a joke in there somewhere.

The joke is John Rhys-Davies, whose insufferable prolificacy has allowed him to stink up one franchise after another.

I guess I'd like him better as a politician.
http://old.nationalreview.com/comment/leigh200403051052.asp
Quote
Rhys-Davies used to be a radical leftist, as a university student in the '60s. He first started to come around when he went to the local hall to hear a young local member of parliament by the name of Margaret Thatcher. "I went to heckle her," Rhys-Davies says. "She shot down the first two hecklers in such brilliant fashion that I decided I ought for once to shut up and listen."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 03, 2011, 08:17:22 PM
John has a long mustache.
(http://www.yourdailyhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sean-connery-moustache-you-a-question.jpg)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 08:31:00 PM
"I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me."
"What? And risk my ship?"
"I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 03, 2011, 08:32:14 PM
"He was limping when he left."

"He was limping when he got here!"



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 08:35:01 PM
"He was limping when he left."

"He was limping when he got here!"

Fun movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 03, 2011, 08:37:40 PM
"You take chances, my friend."
"Because I know woman. If she will be mad or she will be sorry - if it is 'mad', she will be much pleasure to make right; and if she is 'sorry', it will be the same pleasure. You... you do not have women, so you do not know, se˝or. But me... Carlos Robante... I know!"
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 03, 2011, 10:07:40 PM
They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!11!!1


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 04, 2011, 04:44:46 AM
"Did you get him?" "I got the sign, the sign hit him."
"He was limping when he left."

"He was limping when he got here!"




Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 04, 2011, 06:18:13 AM
Hey, uh... You fall off your horse?

Yeah!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: never_retreat on September 04, 2011, 07:15:01 AM
You wanna f*ck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 04, 2011, 08:16:45 AM
"In studying, you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would put the poison as far away from you as you could, so I clearly cannot choose the cup in front of me!"

You've made your choice, then?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 04, 2011, 10:34:34 AM
Leave, or I'll call the brute squad.

I'm on the brute squad.

You ARE the brute squad!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 04, 2011, 10:51:16 AM
Is this a kissing story....?   =(


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: dogmush on September 04, 2011, 11:10:15 AM
Quote
be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets

Quote
Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and *expletive deleted*ck the prom queen


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 04, 2011, 11:28:15 AM
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

(Somebody had to say it)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: dogmush on September 04, 2011, 11:31:17 AM
Only what you see pal.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 04, 2011, 11:40:00 AM
I AM the law!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: never_retreat on September 04, 2011, 12:35:35 PM
They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 04, 2011, 01:51:02 PM
"They took the bar!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 04, 2011, 04:01:10 PM
Leave the gun...take the canolli....


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 04, 2011, 07:53:18 PM
"You know any good-a spots over on the west side?"

"I'll think about it."

"Think about it while you're driving. I wanna hit New York some time this month."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 04, 2011, 07:57:23 PM
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation.  That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet.

The only question is: how do we arm the other eleven?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on September 04, 2011, 08:44:05 PM
"Non"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 04, 2011, 10:03:03 PM
Clever girl.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 05, 2011, 06:18:13 AM
Clever girl.

Why build one when you can build two for twice the price?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 05, 2011, 06:29:17 AM
Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 05, 2011, 06:31:36 AM
Merry Chrishmas, you old Shavings and Loan!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bedlamite on September 05, 2011, 06:32:26 AM
Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

Brad

Well hello Mister Fancypants.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 05, 2011, 07:26:53 AM
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 05, 2011, 08:37:06 AM
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 05, 2011, 08:49:15 AM
Why, you speak treason!

Fluently.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 05, 2011, 08:50:56 AM
Get the tools Applehead.

Tools? What tools?

The tools we've been using for the last ten years!

Oh, those tools!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 05, 2011, 08:59:10 AM
What hump?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 05, 2011, 09:20:33 AM
"Walk this way...."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 05, 2011, 10:02:34 AM
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

 Oh, *expletive deleted*ck you! *expletive deleted*ck you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. "I'm not even supposed to be here today." You sound like an *expletive deleted*hole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push *expletive deleted*ing buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so *expletive deleted*ing advanced, what are we doing working here?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Doggy Daddy on September 05, 2011, 10:49:57 AM
Quote
Arthur Jensen: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There is no third world. There is no west. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast interwoven, interacting, multivariate multinational dominion of dollars. Petrodollars, electrodollars, reichmarks, rubles, rin, pounds and shekels. It is the international system of currency that determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic, subatomic and galactic structure of things today. It is the international system of currency that determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things. You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale? You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and Democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT &T and Dupont, Dow, Union Carbide and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state? Karl Marx? They pull out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, and minimax solutions and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments just like we do. We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Beale. The world is a college of corporations inexorably determined by the immutable by-laws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Beale! It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live to see that perfect world in which there is no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company for whom all men will work to serve a common profit and in which all men will own a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you to preach this evangel.
Beale: Why me?
Arthur Jensen: Because you're on television, dummy.
Beale: I have seen the face of God!
Arthur Jensen: You just might be right.


DD


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 05, 2011, 11:29:30 AM
I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 05, 2011, 12:32:41 PM
Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish-market ... except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 05, 2011, 01:35:15 PM
What about quoting song lyrics?

"The pump don't work, cause the vandals stole the handles..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on September 05, 2011, 01:40:58 PM
Get the tools Applehead.

Tools? What tools?

The tools we've been using for the last ten years!

Oh, those tools!


 :lol: :lol: :lol:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 05, 2011, 02:05:18 PM
"This Mr. Wales is a cold-blooded killer. He's from Missouri, where they're all known to be killers of innocent men, women and children."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 05, 2011, 03:30:02 PM
"Walk this way...."

"Werewolf?"
"There, wolf."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 05, 2011, 05:03:15 PM
Did you make a yummy sound?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on September 05, 2011, 06:11:12 PM
It's good to be the King.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: never_retreat on September 05, 2011, 06:36:10 PM
Is the building on fire?
No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a sh;t load of screen doors.

They're using artillery on us!
You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 05, 2011, 06:46:54 PM
Boy, you sure got a purty mouth.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 05, 2011, 07:10:35 PM
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 41magsnub on September 05, 2011, 07:11:45 PM
If someone asks if you are a god... SAY YES!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 06, 2011, 08:41:31 AM
That's not the devil... It's those ***-damned Baptists!"

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HankB on September 06, 2011, 12:47:00 PM
"You hit that fella from behind!"

"Just as hard as I could."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 06, 2011, 01:03:10 PM
"What knockers!"

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 06, 2011, 02:25:25 PM
Why thank you doctor...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 06, 2011, 02:55:04 PM
Sawdust, in the movie "Wyatt Earp" where Val Kylmer plays Doc Holiday, he says a couple of times, "I'm your huckleberry".

Since you have that line in your sig, you must know what it means. Care to 'splain?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 06, 2011, 03:12:06 PM
"Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the *expletive deleted*ing Twinkies?"
 "I love Sno-Balls."
"I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency."
"Fresh"
" Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet."




Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 06, 2011, 03:57:40 PM
Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 06, 2011, 04:02:32 PM
There are shome thingsh down here that do not react well to bulletsh.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 06, 2011, 05:23:12 PM
^^^For the win...  :lol:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grampster on September 06, 2011, 05:29:53 PM
 "No bullets? Ah, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies will clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 06, 2011, 05:38:44 PM
I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 06, 2011, 06:10:11 PM
You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 06, 2011, 06:39:40 PM
!!!STOP!!!....or my mom will shoot!....


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 06, 2011, 06:40:29 PM
Quit hackin on me!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on September 06, 2011, 06:48:07 PM
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 06, 2011, 07:17:45 PM
I can taste purple


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 06, 2011, 07:27:42 PM
You see, here's the problem with these things. Daddy would of got us Uzis.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 06, 2011, 07:30:42 PM
"Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the *expletive deleted*ing Twinkies?"
 "I love Sno-Balls."
"I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency."
"Fresh"
" Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet."




Fatties die first.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 06, 2011, 08:13:45 PM
No ticket! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39ZuGNaGVg)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 06, 2011, 08:19:24 PM
Sorry folks. Parks closed.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 06, 2011, 08:54:28 PM
"Last night I needed to think, so I galloped into a wooded glen. After punch-dancing out my rage, and suffering an extremely long and painful fall, I realized what we have to do."


"Release him! Or I shall call down the lights of Tron, and you will know that I am -oof! I am his chosen vessel!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 06, 2011, 10:00:41 PM
Two Dollars !!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 07, 2011, 04:42:31 AM
You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 07, 2011, 05:19:45 AM
Two Dollars !!!

I want my two dollars!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 07, 2011, 05:29:46 AM
"Good luck storming the castle!"
"Think it'll work?"
"It'll take a miracle!"

-

Also, I swallowed a bug....

-

The b**** hit me with a toaster!

-

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?

-

This.... Is my BOOMSTICK!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 07, 2011, 06:35:33 AM
"Courage. What makes a King out of a slave? Courage.

What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage.

What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?

What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage.

What makes the Sphinx the 7th Wonder? Courage.

What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER?! Courage.

What makes the Hottentot so hot?

What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot?

Whatta they got that I ain't got?"

"Courage!"

"You can say that again."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 07, 2011, 08:07:02 AM
Fatties die first.

 Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 07, 2011, 09:10:42 AM
Two weeks.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 07, 2011, 09:27:00 AM
What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: geronimotwo on September 07, 2011, 10:03:07 AM
stop rhyming, now i mean it!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 07, 2011, 10:10:19 AM
stop rhyming, now i mean it!

Anybody want a peanut ?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 07, 2011, 10:17:39 AM
These pretzels are making me thirsty!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 07, 2011, 10:21:08 AM
You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means....


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 07, 2011, 10:33:10 AM
These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Look away! I'm hideous.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 07, 2011, 11:21:28 AM
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 07, 2011, 12:19:31 PM
Your Bible is broken.  It doesn't make any sense.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 07, 2011, 02:10:06 PM
Sawdust, in the movie "Wyatt Earp" where Val Kylmer plays Doc Holiday, he says a couple of times, "I'm your huckleberry".

Since you have that line in your sig, you must know what it means. Care to 'splain?

Here you go, Monkeyleg:

http://home.earthlink.net/~knuthco1/Itemsofinterest1/huckleberrysource.htm (http://home.earthlink.net/~knuthco1/Itemsofinterest1/huckleberrysource.htm)

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 07, 2011, 02:10:57 PM
"Some Ovaltine, perhaps?"

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on September 07, 2011, 02:21:11 PM
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 07, 2011, 02:58:25 PM
Your Bible is broken.  It doesn't make any sense.

You don't fix faith. It fixes you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 07, 2011, 03:00:39 PM
You don't fix faith. It fixes you.

That's a long wait for a train that never comes  :P


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 07, 2011, 03:09:45 PM
I just wanted to tell you both good luck.  We're all counting on you.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 07, 2011, 03:25:53 PM
Look away! I'm hideous.

Mulva?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 07, 2011, 04:41:59 PM
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life; my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 07, 2011, 04:44:00 PM
You idiot. When are you gonna wake up? You wanna see that dame again, keep your mind on your work.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 07, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinkin', when we should be washing.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 07, 2011, 04:55:08 PM
"Cause even grown men need understanding."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 07, 2011, 05:37:15 PM
That's a long wait for a train that never comes  :P

Ahem. On a Firefly-crazy board like this one, that will not do. The quotation is, "That's just a long wait for a train don't come." :police:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 07, 2011, 05:40:09 PM
Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 07, 2011, 05:47:23 PM
Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!

"Move and your dead!"
"I'm dead, and I move!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 07, 2011, 06:10:32 PM
So, can we just go right ahead and sign you up for one of our secret Nightstalker decoder rings?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 07, 2011, 06:40:35 PM
You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: charby on September 07, 2011, 06:53:45 PM
What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 07, 2011, 08:24:40 PM
"Last month we were in San Juan. Rich town. Sit down. Rich town, much blessed by God. Big church. Not like here - little church, priest comes twice a year. BIG one. You'd think we'd find gold candlesticks. Poor box filled to overflowing. Do you know what we found? Brass candlesticks. Almost nothing in the poor box."
"But we took it anyway."
"I KNOW we took it anyway. I'm trying to show him how little religion some people now have."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 07, 2011, 10:20:11 PM
What puts the "ape" in ape-ricot?

Who put the freak in French Fries?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 07, 2011, 10:22:36 PM
"Guns for show; knives for a pro."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 08, 2011, 06:30:19 AM
Nior lig mi m'fhear cheile a steach mo leapa leum.

(now, who knows what movie that is from?  :lol: )


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sanglant on September 08, 2011, 06:34:43 AM
If you don't get in that plane you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.{insert fedora smiley here}


i'm probably late, but then i normally am. :angel:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 08, 2011, 06:43:28 AM
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 08, 2011, 06:53:30 AM
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it!


It was very exciting.  I was going to watch.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 08, 2011, 08:42:07 AM
You go zat way, really fast.  If somesing gets in your way, turn.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on September 08, 2011, 08:51:57 AM
You go zat way, really fast.  If somesing gets in your way, turn.

Brad

Not on ze left side, not on ze right side, but right in ze middle!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 08, 2011, 09:31:18 AM
Red light: stop.  Green light: go.  Yellow light: go very fast.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 08, 2011, 10:06:54 AM
You are a strange species. Not like any other. And you'd be surprised how many there are. Intelligent but savage. Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 08, 2011, 11:06:24 AM
Set Course to Three One Five.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 08, 2011, 11:17:48 AM
Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 08, 2011, 02:12:08 PM
I like to watch.

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 08, 2011, 02:33:10 PM
The one with the rifle shoots.  The one without follows him.

When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle AND SHOOTS!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 08, 2011, 02:35:11 PM
Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 08, 2011, 04:19:08 PM
"Do you know how to shoot?"

"A little"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 04:25:05 PM
I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 04:26:33 PM
"Sounds like you got it all worked out."
"Yeah, except the part where we don't get killed."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 04:28:23 PM
I shouldn't drink, you know. I inevitably say something brilliant.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 08, 2011, 04:29:37 PM
"Sounds like you got it all worked out."
"Yeah, except the part where we don't get killed."

A terribly underrated movie IMO.

"Mornin', boys!  Brung ya breakfast!"

*groan*


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 04:34:06 PM
I agree, Angel Eyes.  The DVD gets pulled out periodically for another play.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 04:35:57 PM
"I know you. You're... famous."
"I was once... sorta."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bedlamite on September 08, 2011, 04:43:11 PM
They blew up Congress!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 04:48:10 PM
The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines and then you will be in a world of *expletive deleted* because Marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 04:51:59 PM
Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing grenades at him 'til the end of his life.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bedlamite on September 08, 2011, 05:39:27 PM
It's got what plants crave.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2270/2446501638_cfca885a66.jpg)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 08, 2011, 05:48:59 PM
You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 08, 2011, 05:56:33 PM
Sigma 957 is not a healthy place. Strange things happen there.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 08, 2011, 10:46:47 PM
Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said *three years*...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 09, 2011, 04:54:00 AM
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 09, 2011, 05:40:45 AM
Would you like to play a game?

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MechAg94 on September 09, 2011, 05:42:45 AM
A terribly underrated movie IMO.

"Mornin', boys!  Brung ya breakfast!"

*groan*

Yes, very underrated. 

"I think you're startin' to enjoy that part."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 09, 2011, 06:07:30 AM
Striker!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 09, 2011, 06:10:49 AM
"It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts"

"It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 09, 2011, 08:52:09 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 09, 2011, 08:54:25 AM
How about a nice game of chess?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MechAg94 on September 10, 2011, 05:45:35 PM
I just wanted to tell you both good luck.  We're all counting on you.

Brad
I just wanted to tell you both good luck.  We're all counting on you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MechAg94 on September 10, 2011, 05:46:35 PM
Are you still playing the game?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 10, 2011, 06:09:01 PM
Aziz, LIGHT!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 10, 2011, 06:13:46 PM
Now there's an intelligently biting remark wrought with wit and irony.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 10, 2011, 06:17:51 PM
"You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?"


"I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob."


"Make yourself a dang case-uh-dilla!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 10, 2011, 06:22:21 PM
Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the Mondays!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: SADShooter on September 10, 2011, 06:26:46 PM
"This is me...expressing...myself!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 10, 2011, 06:37:41 PM
Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 10, 2011, 06:57:00 PM
I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought... but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 10, 2011, 07:10:36 PM
Shouldn't we call the government to help us out on this?

Absolutely not! I know those people.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 10, 2011, 07:20:22 PM
"I want you to understand. I don't pull my sidearm 'less I'm gonna shoot to kill. That's it's purpose, huh, to kill. So it's how I use it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 10, 2011, 07:45:43 PM
"Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 10, 2011, 09:58:56 PM
You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 10, 2011, 10:45:20 PM
"We've both done weekend picketing. As a matter of fact, we sponsored the Negro doctor and his wife when they moved into the development."
"Well, the President will be very pleased to hear that."
"That's great. If I do say so, it took a little courage. The Bullocks next door? Real right-wingers. American flag up every day. Real fascists. Ought to be gassed. You know the type."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 11, 2011, 07:34:26 AM
"Well maybe you know what a zombie is."
"When a person dies and is buried, seems a certain voodoo priest who has the power to bring him back to life
"That's horrible."
"It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
"You mean like Democrats?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: never_retreat on September 11, 2011, 08:28:20 AM
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Good point.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 11, 2011, 08:38:27 AM
"Well maybe you know what a zombie is."
"When a person dies and is buried, seems a certain voodoo priest who has the power to bring him back to life
"That's horrible."
"It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."
"You mean like Democrats?"

Bob Hope was a very funny guy.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 11, 2011, 10:49:48 AM
Only one Earth Captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 11, 2011, 01:01:21 PM
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: BReilley on September 11, 2011, 04:51:10 PM
"According to my Bat Compass, north-by-northeast is in a general north-northeasterly direction." --Batman (Adam West)

That can't be true.  His compass always pointed toward Robin's butt.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jamie B on September 11, 2011, 05:04:28 PM
"Lighten up, Francis!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 11, 2011, 05:15:38 PM
Quote
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Well, not all chicks.
The sorta chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.

Fixed that for you. The end is the best part.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 11, 2011, 06:45:04 PM
You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... Hell's coming with me!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jamie B on September 11, 2011, 06:55:43 PM
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 11, 2011, 07:42:29 PM
"You really matched his meet, and licked his ass."
"That's met his match, and kicked - kicked his ass."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 11, 2011, 08:42:22 PM
"Beware of the dwarf."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 11, 2011, 08:50:35 PM
"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 12, 2011, 02:43:12 AM
None shall pass...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 12, 2011, 05:36:31 AM
You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now ů *expletive deleted*ck off.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: StopTheGrays on September 12, 2011, 06:56:27 AM
You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now ů *expletive deleted* off.
Classic movie.

Well you're plenty *expletive deleted*ing stupid, I'll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his *expletive deleted*ing fore-skin either.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 12, 2011, 08:08:35 AM
All right, Roger. But did you say "the first tunnel"?

I did. There will be three. We'll call them Tom, Dick, and Harry. Tom, as I said, goes out directly east from 104. Dick goes north from the kitchen, and Harry goes out parallel to Tom from 105. If the goons find one, we'll move into the other.

How many men do you plan to take out, Roger?

Two hundred and fifty.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 13, 2011, 07:53:38 PM
Two, in light of today's events:


"What's his plan, son?  Russians don't take a dump without a plan" - Hunt for Red October

"I was home. What happened? What the hell happened?"  - The Sand Pebbles.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 13, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
"I'm a non-combatant."

"Ain't no such thing today, boy."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: never_retreat on September 13, 2011, 08:15:23 PM
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all F'n' night.


No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 14, 2011, 04:00:44 AM
If you've beat him with a knife, why is he still alive? Always wondered about that.  =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 14, 2011, 10:33:54 AM
If you've beat him with a knife, why is he still alive? Always wondered about that.  =D

"Undead" maybe?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 14, 2011, 11:06:51 AM
"Mmmmmmm...Juicy Fruit...my favorite."


Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 14, 2011, 11:35:28 AM
"Whatever this man has told you is a lie. He LIES for a living!"

"He is in the Intelligence business."

"Exactly."

"YOU'RE in the Intelligence business!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 14, 2011, 11:48:42 AM
And one other thing. What you choose to call Hell,,, he calls home.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 14, 2011, 02:01:44 PM
Technology gets better everyday. That's fine. But most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocket knife and a smile.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 14, 2011, 03:22:10 PM
By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 14, 2011, 06:18:02 PM
"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"


"That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 14, 2011, 06:20:01 PM
Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HankB on September 15, 2011, 04:43:23 AM
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." 
I bet he lied.   ;)

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"We've gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen, we must do something about this immediately!" 

"I love it when a plan comes together."

"Broke into the wrong G** **** rec room, didn't you, you b*****d!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 15, 2011, 07:16:42 AM
Save the smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 15, 2011, 08:23:31 AM
"How would you describe her?"

"Scary beyond all reason?"

"Yeah, that's it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 15, 2011, 08:25:37 AM
We're puttin' the band back together.


We're on a mission from G-d.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 15, 2011, 11:59:27 AM
I hate Illinois Nazis!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 15, 2011, 12:30:03 PM
Orange Whip?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 15, 2011, 01:00:11 PM
Right turn, Clyde.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 15, 2011, 03:03:23 PM
"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"


No, the better Sam Elliot quote from that movie is

"Any of you boys calls me grandpa, i'll kick your a**"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 15, 2011, 04:25:59 PM
No, the better Sam Elliot quote from that movie is

"Any of you boys sum'b****es calls me grandpa, I'll "kick your a** kill ya."

 ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 15, 2011, 04:35:05 PM
Hello, Edward. You don't have to be afraid of me. I know what it's like being different. Only they won't pick on you anymore... or beat you up. I'll see to that. All you have to do is take my hand.
 



.....and NO!....it's not from TWILIGHT.....


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 15, 2011, 08:58:07 PM
"They say 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.'  What they ought to say is: 'Evil prevails.'"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 15, 2011, 09:36:14 PM
"I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 15, 2011, 10:47:58 PM
"Tea cup."
"What?"
"I'm going to kill you... with my tea cup."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 16, 2011, 05:52:38 AM
Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 16, 2011, 05:54:12 AM
They sucked his brains out.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 16, 2011, 06:05:46 AM
"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

"I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: lupinus on September 16, 2011, 07:20:35 AM
"Mr. Green I have access to a keyhole military satellite I can use to track New Berns movements in the field today."
"Beg pardon"
"It's real"
"The only condition is no one can know where you get this information."
shrug "ok"
"Wait that's it? Just ok?"
"I get it, man has a satellite and doesn't want anyone to know about it. I'm about to go to war with New Bern Kansas, home of the nearest Costco. Days about as weird as it can get, I'm not asking anymore questions."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 16, 2011, 03:37:57 PM
While that was an awesome tv series, it is not a movie, and the thread title CLEARLY says movies.  :police:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bedlamite on September 16, 2011, 04:38:40 PM
Ni!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: lupinus on September 16, 2011, 05:12:20 PM
While that was an awesome tv series, it is not a movie, and the thread title CLEARLY says movies.  :police:
You're taking this very personal

Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 17, 2011, 07:15:17 AM
I reckon so.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 17, 2011, 07:23:24 AM
I reckon not.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 17, 2011, 08:41:05 AM
I don't believe in tipping.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 17, 2011, 10:14:25 AM
"You shot that man in the back!"
"Well, his back was to me!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 17, 2011, 10:26:53 AM
While that was an awesome tv series, it is not a movie, and the thread title CLEARLY says movies.  :police:

"What are you gonna do, knock my block off?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 17, 2011, 10:54:07 AM
Set Course to Three One Five.
"This, turn right, until it reads 3...1...5"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 17, 2011, 11:09:43 AM
"This, turn right, until it reads 3...1...5"

Capt Mancuso: "Combat tactics Mr. Ryan.  By turning into the path of the torpedo he closed the distance before it could arm itself."

Jack Ryan: "So that's it?"

Capt Ramius: "Not exactly.  Right about now he's removing the safeties from the rest of his torpedos.  He won't make the same mistake again."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 17, 2011, 11:18:30 AM
"SCHNELLER! ALLES WAS DRIN IST, LI! ALLES WAS DRIN IST!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 17, 2011, 11:19:46 AM
Capt Mancuso: "Combat tactics Mr. Ryan.  By turning into the path of the torpedo he closed the distance before it could arm itself."

Jack Ryan: "So that's it?"

Capt Ramius: "Not exactly.  Right about now he's removing the safeties from the rest of his torpedos.  He won't make the same mistake again."
=D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 17, 2011, 12:01:39 PM
"You despise me, don't you?"

"If I gave you any thought I probably would."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 17, 2011, 01:04:47 PM
Duke: [to Snake-Eyes - inquiring where he is from] What about you?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: He doesn't speak.
Ripcord: Why?
Breaker: He doesn't say.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 17, 2011, 03:19:15 PM
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

"Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming."
 
"We all have it coming, kid."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 04:41:45 PM
"Groovy"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 04:59:16 PM
I am number two

Who is number one?

You are number six.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: lupinus on September 17, 2011, 05:22:58 PM
"Chicken...GOOD! heha"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 05:33:25 PM
"sally for-! Sally For-!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 05:38:27 PM
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 17, 2011, 05:50:20 PM
I am one with the Yuletide.  KnowhutImean?

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Chuck Dye on September 17, 2011, 05:50:59 PM
"If this is foreplay, I'm a dead man."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 05:57:18 PM
"You know O'Neil, I like you better when you drink."
"You know Cortez, I like you better when I drink."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 06:09:02 PM
Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 06:28:23 PM
This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 17, 2011, 06:32:12 PM
"Is every goddamn woman in this goddamn hell hole out of her goddamn mind?"
 "No, sir. We're just equipped."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 17, 2011, 10:04:24 PM
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 17, 2011, 10:08:52 PM
"You mock my pain!"

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 18, 2011, 04:16:34 AM
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 18, 2011, 06:15:51 AM
Your makins' are too dry.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 18, 2011, 06:26:56 AM
Captain Miller: "James Francis Ryan from Iowa?"
Pvt. James Frederick Ryan: "James Frederick Ryan, Minnesota."

^Played by none other than our favorite Firefly captain.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 18, 2011, 06:27:35 AM
If we walk without rhythm, we won't attract the worm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs&t=1m58s


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 18, 2011, 06:40:09 AM
We're going to need a bigger boat!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 18, 2011, 06:50:49 AM
"You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 18, 2011, 08:19:59 AM
"You mock my pain!"

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."

HA-HA!  You fool!  You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.  The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line."  AHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  AHA-HA-HA.  AH- *plonk*.

And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

They were both poisoned.  I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocain powder.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 18, 2011, 08:30:28 AM
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: lupinus on September 18, 2011, 11:41:56 AM
I feel I've been denied, critical, NEED-TO-KNOW, information


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 18, 2011, 12:01:18 PM
He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4000 Cubans that are trained to kill him. And nobody's going to tell him how to run his unit least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 18, 2011, 12:44:57 PM
"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 18, 2011, 12:47:08 PM
"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"

Crap. I wish I had supplied that one.  =(  Too bad that was about the only funny part of the movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 18, 2011, 12:55:13 PM
Forget the fat lady!  You're obsessed with the fat lady!  Just get us out of here!!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 18, 2011, 02:52:18 PM
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of Robocop.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 18, 2011, 07:31:05 PM
"Where did you get this one general?"
"Oh I won that one in a three legged sack race last Armed Forced Day picnic."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 18, 2011, 08:30:53 PM
Nicky Flippers: We don't arrest people for being creepy.

Tommy: [into walkie-talkie] Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?

Bruce: [over walkie-talkie] Ah, the creepy one?

Tommy: Yeah, better let him go.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 18, 2011, 08:31:17 PM
Dolph, tie up the brat; Liesel, hold the book; Vincent, get the truck; and Keith... darn it change your name, please. That's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, OOOO Watch out for Keith!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 18, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
"Charlie don't surf!"


I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 19, 2011, 03:12:04 AM
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"



What? Someone's gotta keep this thread classy.  :cool:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on September 19, 2011, 03:29:28 AM
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!"



What? Someone's gotta keep this thread classy.  :cool:

The Simpsons? 
 =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bedlamite on September 19, 2011, 04:07:21 AM
The Simpsons? 
 =D


Nope. Kahn in ST2.

"These go to eleven."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 19, 2011, 06:23:49 AM
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/14/khan_on_star_trek.jpg)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MillCreek on September 19, 2011, 06:48:55 AM
^^^^ That is actually a picture of Khan from the 'Space Seed' episode of TOS.

This is a picture of Khan from the second Star Trek movie.

(http://georgemackay.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/khan-star-trek.jpg?w=273&h=300)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 19, 2011, 06:50:46 AM
I never knew Kahn was a nemesis in the series.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MillCreek on September 19, 2011, 07:16:05 AM
I never knew Kahn was a nemesis in the series.

He wasn't.  But Khan was.

Cue remarks about failure of the statist educational system here!   [tinfoil]


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 19, 2011, 07:18:56 AM
Also, wasn't that quote originally from Moby Dick?

So, we're quoting a sci-fi character quoting a whaling ship captain? =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 19, 2011, 07:23:23 AM
Also, wasn't that quote originally from Moby Dick?

So, we're quoting a sci-fi character quoting a whaling ship captain? =D


+1.
If you watch ST2, when Chekov enters the cargo pods Khan's people were using as shelters, you will note a copy of Moby Dick on a bookshelf.
In the original SPACE SEED episode, Milton was quoted .... though Scotty didn't get the reference.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 19, 2011, 07:25:35 AM
Oh .... and since we're quoting from movies and ST2 has been brought up:


"KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 19, 2011, 07:51:05 AM
Ash: "You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."
Lambert: "You admire it."
Ash: "I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."
Parker: "Look, I am... I've heard enough of this, and I'm asking you to pull the plug."
Ash: [Ripley goes to disconnect Ash, who interrupts] "Last word".
Ripley: "What?"
Ash: "I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies".


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 19, 2011, 09:45:27 AM
"Where ya goin', general?"

"To Berlin.  I'm gonna personally shoot that paper-hanging son of a bitch!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 19, 2011, 11:02:19 AM
"Did you see anything, Red?"
"No, I didn't see anything."
"Did you see anything, Tinker?"

"...a polar bear fell on me..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 19, 2011, 06:01:46 PM
"Yaa, I am Inga from Sveden"
"But you're wearing lederhosen..."
"Beef jerky time!"
"Ach, no son, it gives me the winds something terrible."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 19, 2011, 06:27:09 PM
The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 19, 2011, 06:28:26 PM
Now listen to me, all of you. You are all condemned men. We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 19, 2011, 06:28:53 PM
Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 19, 2011, 06:40:45 PM
All my life I've been alone. Many times I've faced death with no one to know. I would look into the huts and the tents of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night. But I always passed by.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 19, 2011, 07:55:59 PM
Also, wasn't that quote originally from Moby Dick?

So, we're quoting a sci-fi character quoting a whaling ship captain? =D

No, we're quoting the whaling captain direct with no psychotic sci-fi villains acting as intermediaries.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 19, 2011, 07:58:02 PM
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 19, 2011, 08:02:16 PM
Remember, we're parked in the "Denubrian Slime Devil" lot!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 19, 2011, 08:06:20 PM
"Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Mosht thingsh in here don't react too well to bulletsh. "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on September 19, 2011, 08:18:28 PM
We drank!  We fought!  He made his ancestors proud!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 19, 2011, 09:01:30 PM
"Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 19, 2011, 09:42:34 PM
No, we're quoting the whaling captain direct with no psychotic sci-fi villains acting as intermediaries.
Then it's not a movie and doesn't belong in the thread. ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 19, 2011, 09:51:12 PM
Then it's not a movie and doesn't belong in the thread. ;)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/30780/moby-dick

*headpat*  ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 19, 2011, 10:12:42 PM
Won't argue that. =)
But, when did Melville write the dialogue? =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 20, 2011, 04:26:36 AM
"To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action."

It's something Mel Gibson said in one of his movies.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 20, 2011, 07:00:36 AM
"I didn't get nothin', I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 20, 2011, 07:03:33 AM
"To be, or not to be..."

It's something Mel Gibson said in one of his movies.

I was also a funny introduction to an episode of one of my favorite TV shows, The Lone Gunmen (the episode was "Planet of the Frohikes")


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 20, 2011, 07:32:07 AM
"They never could get the blood out - and they used Bon Ami!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 20, 2011, 07:39:10 AM
"They never could get the blood out - and they used Bon Ami!"

Oh, my.  I haven't seen that movie in decades.  Here's another one from the same era (hard to verify that I'm quoting it exactly because the movie has never been released on VHS or DVD)

"I've always been on the Clean Sheets for Missionaries committee"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 20, 2011, 10:06:06 AM
"Tell me something, would you?  Are you fellas really with the Internal Revenue Service?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HankB on September 20, 2011, 10:20:39 AM
"What the hell's in those things, Burt?"
     "A few household chemicals in the proper proportions."

"What kind of fuse is that?"
     "Cannon fuse."
"What the hell you use it for?"
    "My cannon."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 20, 2011, 01:09:14 PM
"Memo: Four pounds of C4 may be a little.... excessive."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: lupinus on September 20, 2011, 03:51:37 PM
I am COMPLETELY out of ammo....that's never happened to me before.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on September 20, 2011, 04:21:15 PM
All restaurants are Taco Bells.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 41magsnub on September 20, 2011, 04:30:36 PM
"I figured I'd better join before I got drafted."

"Son, there ain't no draft no more."

"There was one?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 21, 2011, 04:11:53 AM
"Look, the sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 21, 2011, 06:39:08 AM
Red is more durable.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 21, 2011, 07:36:07 AM
We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 21, 2011, 08:16:44 AM
I believe you have my stapler.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 21, 2011, 11:12:00 AM
"The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at 11"

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 21, 2011, 11:13:17 AM
Soylent Green is People !!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 21, 2011, 11:26:05 AM
"Yo, homie!  That my briefcase?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 21, 2011, 12:06:25 PM
Straight from Uranus.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 21, 2011, 12:14:36 PM
" Where are we?"
"Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 21, 2011, 06:11:14 PM
"The fool! The meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 21, 2011, 06:50:09 PM
I, uh... I knew I was in love, but... first of all I was nauseous.

You know, I've never met such a pretty girl. I guess I'm sensitive. Because, you know real beauty makes me want to gag.

Plus, I don't know how to act with girls. I'm nervous, shy with woman. I have a tendency to dribble.

Uh, you know the only girl I've ever known was a girl in my neighborhood. But she wasn't an attractive girl. I used to make obscene phone calls to her collect. She'd accept charges all the time, but nothing ever happened.

But here I'm lying through my teeth and I can't tell Louise  that I was in jail and I rob and steal and never did an honest day's work in my life. You know a lot of people hold those things against you.

But she was so sweet. We just walked in the park.

I was so touched by her. I don't know, after 15 minutes I wanted to marry her. After half an hour, I completely gave up the idea of snatching her purse.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 21, 2011, 08:17:44 PM
I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 22, 2011, 05:46:58 AM
Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 22, 2011, 11:14:33 AM
I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sawdust on September 22, 2011, 11:38:41 AM
The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Sawdust


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 22, 2011, 01:43:44 PM
Well Butch, where are you?... Well, what are you doing there? Haven't you even started?... Listen, it's a matter of life and death!... Well, you can't stop for a dame now! I don't care if you've been after her for six years. Butch - our whole lives are at stake! Are you going to let a woman come between us after all we've been through?... Butch, I'd put my arm in fire for you, up to here. Now you can't double-cross me... Put her on, I'll talk to her.
Oh, good evening madam. Now listen, you ten-cent glamour girl. You can't keep Butch away from his duty!... What's that?... You say that again, I'll come over there and kick you in the teeth!... Say, what kind of language is that? Now look here you -
She hung up! What did I say?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 22, 2011, 01:47:17 PM
Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 22, 2011, 01:59:55 PM
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person... Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 22, 2011, 07:08:58 PM
There is no racial bigotry here.  We do not hate n!&&ers, k(#*s, $pi@s, w0@s or greasers.  Here you are all equally worthless.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 22, 2011, 07:18:09 PM
How tall are you Private.

Sir, 5 foot 9, sir!

5 foot 9?  I didn't know they stacked *expletive deleted*it that high!  Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh!?

Sir, no sir!

Where are you from anyway Private?

Sir, Texas sir!

TEXAS??  Holy dog *expletive deleted*it, only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down!  Do you suck dick?

Sir, no sir!

Are you a peter puffer?

Sir, no sir!

I bet you're the kind of guy that would *expletive deleted*ck a person in the ass and not even have the God damned common curtesy to give him a reach around!  I'll be watching you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 41magsnub on September 23, 2011, 08:27:38 AM
Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 23, 2011, 12:09:00 PM
What fool put a carpet on the wall!?

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 23, 2011, 12:19:49 PM
"Hey, mother *expletive deleted*er."
"Hey, Milo. Where ya callin' from, the bottom of the pool?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 23, 2011, 03:57:44 PM
"You're not a cop anymore. "
"Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous? "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 24, 2011, 04:08:07 AM
<-------Open the pod bay doors Hal.  :O

and



"It's full of Stars"
 :P


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 24, 2011, 04:55:37 AM
What are you doing Dave?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 24, 2011, 06:40:36 AM
It ought t'ave been different.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 24, 2011, 09:26:03 AM
<-------Open the pod bay doors Hal.  :O

"I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 24, 2011, 09:29:36 AM
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 24, 2011, 02:05:22 PM
"Hello, Clarice."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 24, 2011, 03:48:56 PM
"Hello, Carlo."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 24, 2011, 04:47:10 PM
" ... I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought ... to eating your wife."
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 24, 2011, 05:33:56 PM
"When the fox hears the rabbit scream he comes a-runnin'... but not to help. "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 24, 2011, 06:31:00 PM
Humans. Think they own everything.

Probably American...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 24, 2011, 07:08:26 PM
"...so the one-legged jockey says, 'Don't worry about me, baby, I ride sidesaddle!'"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 24, 2011, 07:18:18 PM
...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 24, 2011, 08:20:37 PM
"The Aristocrats!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 25, 2011, 06:51:12 AM
"Paul, remember what I said. If you can't be polite to our guests, you have to sit at the kiddies' table."

That was one of the most creepifying, hair-raising ;) bits of cinema I have seen... :O


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 25, 2011, 08:11:03 AM
"Paul, remember what I said. If you can't be polite to our guests, you have to sit at the kiddies' table."

That was one of the most creepifying, hair-raising ;) bits of cinema I have seen... :O

And they completely changed the ending from what it was in the book. Destroyed the end story in my opinion.  :mad:


"Now I'm going to tell you something my mother once told to me a long time ago, 'never be afraid to try something new.'"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 25, 2011, 11:14:26 AM
"I have to return some videotapes. "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 25, 2011, 03:10:44 PM
"Where are you hiding...little girl?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 25, 2011, 03:20:29 PM
I'm just looking.   =)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on September 25, 2011, 03:49:09 PM
How could we all forget...

"Here's JOHNNIE!!"  :O


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 25, 2011, 07:24:17 PM
'ello poppet.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 25, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
You hurt anybody else, when this is all over I'm gonna find what you love the most and I'm gonna kill it. Your mother, your father, your dog. Don't matter what it is -- it's dead.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 25, 2011, 08:07:11 PM
Hey you guys!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 26, 2011, 04:55:11 AM
nonono...

It's more like...


HEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!!!

(actually got to see the "Goonie's house" in Astoria last time the Mrs and I were there.  Well.  Saw it from a bit of a distance.  It's privately owned, and they DON'T want a bunch of Goonie fans traipsing all over their place.)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on September 26, 2011, 04:56:40 AM
"Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 26, 2011, 05:17:31 AM
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *expletive deleted*ers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 26, 2011, 07:39:47 AM
 "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 26, 2011, 09:54:32 AM
"Na Mńnner...alles klar?"
"Jawoll, Herr Kaleu!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 26, 2011, 12:30:59 PM
"Wo ist die Artillerie?"

"Du bist die Artillerie!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 26, 2011, 04:11:01 PM
At 0500 we'll open up with small arms fire. The 7th will move across at the same time. I'm sure the Jerries will throw some entertainment our way.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on September 26, 2011, 06:14:48 PM
I'm going out for some ice cream... this is America, isn't it?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 26, 2011, 06:21:58 PM
"There are only two things more beautiful than a gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. Ever had a good... Swiss watch?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 26, 2011, 08:57:17 PM
"I'm like a fine wine. I need about 35 years to reach perfection. But the lady that gets Wayne Floyd; she'll get the complete package."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 26, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
"There are only two things more beautiful than a gun: a Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere. Ever had a good... Swiss watch?"

"I like to watch"


Title: I got another one
Post by: zxcvbob on September 26, 2011, 10:02:11 PM
"But the Tar Baby, he don't say nothin'. And Brer Fox, he lay low."

(that makes me racist, don't it?)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 27, 2011, 07:40:05 PM
San Dimas High School football rules!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 28, 2011, 06:42:23 PM
"I've got more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put togetha!"  :mad:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 28, 2011, 08:51:53 PM
"What you're up against Major, is a bunch of Mick, Pollack, Dago, and Jew-boy gangsters from New York City. They'll never surrender. Never."


 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 29, 2011, 05:21:18 AM
"What you're up against Major, is a bunch of Mick, Pollack, Dago, and Jew-boy gangsters from New York City. They'll never surrender. Never."


 
That was actually a surprisingly good movie.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 29, 2011, 07:56:14 AM
You're erased.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 29, 2011, 08:03:49 AM
How did we go 22 pages without:

RUN! GET TO DE CHOPPA!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on September 29, 2011, 02:42:26 PM
"Bunch of slack-jawed f*ggots around here. This stuff will make you a g*d d*mned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me...."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 02, 2011, 10:36:35 PM
I can't believe no one's quoted from "Threat Level Midnight."  :O


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on October 03, 2011, 11:30:07 AM
When I left, I joined the army, and when I took the service exam my psych profile fit a certain... moral flexibility would be the only way to describe it... and I was loaned out to a CIA-sponsored program, and we sort of found each other. That's how it works.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 03, 2011, 02:44:30 PM
Either Sheriff Mills is having an ObamaCare insured opium dream, or something's eating folks down at Sioux Falls General Hospital.

[A shiny APS-nickel for anyone who knows the source of that one sans innernetz or help]


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on October 05, 2011, 11:49:21 AM
Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 05, 2011, 06:41:11 PM
Oh my God, they cut off his bowlin' fingers!

....

I never thought I'd say this... But I am so glad I ain't hung like a bear!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on October 05, 2011, 06:45:08 PM
Being a private eye may not be much, but we do have a code of honor. It's all right to fool around with your partner's wife, but once he's dead it makes it all so dirty. That's the way it is, angel. You marry yourself a nice guy, have a couple of swell kids. Once you're all set up and happy, maybe we can fool around again.
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on October 05, 2011, 08:27:12 PM
ôIf there was social development disease, you wouldnĺt call it ĹAspergerĺsĺ. Thatĺsů thatĺs just mean.ö


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 08, 2011, 11:37:50 PM
"Why waste those cute little tricks that the Army taught us just because it's sort of peaceful now."


"I made a cardinal rule: never to answer the 'phone in December."
"That's crazy. Why?"
"Because one December, every time I picked up the 'phone they sent me out into the snow to play with my friends. That was at the Bulge."
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 09, 2011, 07:35:18 PM
It's not a tumah!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on October 09, 2011, 08:08:42 PM
It's not a tumah!

Boys have a penis.  Girls have a vagina.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on October 09, 2011, 08:13:38 PM
Since I'm feeling verbose today, here's another one from the Good Doctor.


"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed, pure West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Is he a coal miner, does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you, all those tedious, sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out, getting anywhere, getting all the way to the F, B, I."


IMO none of the classic horror film antagonists could hold a candle to Doctor Lecter. I think him to be quite possibly the single most terrifying and dangerous fictional villain of all time. And then there's the whole bit that in his stories, he won, as opposed the tired and worn axiom of good always triumphing.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on October 10, 2011, 04:56:25 AM
Boys have a penis.  Girls have a vagina.

I'm da pahty pooper.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: geronimotwo on October 10, 2011, 08:20:18 AM
"they don't have meetings about rainbows"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 10, 2011, 06:26:45 PM
"Hello everyone; I am a park ranger and I will be leading you on the tour. All of the park rangers here at Alcatraz were at one time guards, myself included. My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicky. Will you please follow me."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on October 10, 2011, 06:42:36 PM
Thank you Avenger29  :lol:

"We're sort of like 7-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 10, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Clever girl.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 10, 2011, 07:46:39 PM
"I hate them. I hate all the orphans in the whole world!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on October 11, 2011, 03:40:19 PM
Clever girl.

Life finds a way.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on October 11, 2011, 04:32:05 PM
Quote
Quote from: makattak on October 10, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Clever girl.
Life finds a way.

I really do hate that man.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 11, 2011, 04:37:20 PM
I just wanted to tell you both good luck.  We're all counting on you.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on October 11, 2011, 06:38:06 PM
If you have any poo... FLING IT NOW!



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 12, 2011, 07:37:24 AM
Iĺve successfully privatized world peace!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on October 12, 2011, 10:27:51 AM
America! **** YEA!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on October 12, 2011, 08:42:57 PM
Mein FŘhrer! I can valk!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 12, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
"Hey, I was on Quaalude's. I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston. And that victory was a sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 12, 2011, 08:50:50 PM
That's it man, game over man, game over!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 12, 2011, 09:04:35 PM
That's it man, game over man, game over!

The local radio movie review show plays that sound clip all the time. Where does it come from?


Another clip he uses is, "Alright, ramblers, let's ramble." Don't get that one, either.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 12, 2011, 09:17:42 PM
The local radio movie review show plays that sound clip all the time. Where does it come from?

Aliens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

(some NSFW language at the link)

Quote
Another clip he uses is, "Alright, ramblers, let's ramble." Don't get that one, either.

Uh . . . can't help you with that one.  Too lazy to Google it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 12, 2011, 09:49:51 PM
Aliens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY

(some NSFW language at the link)

Uh . . . can't help you with that one.  Too lazy to Google it.


I am not too lazy. I refuse to Google it!!  Refuse, do you hear me? REFUUUUUUUUSE!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on October 13, 2011, 06:31:27 AM
If you mean, "All right Ramblers, let's get ramblin' . . ." then it's from Reservoir Dogs.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 13, 2011, 06:47:23 AM
If you mean, "All right Ramblers, let's get ramblin' . . ." then it's from Reservoir Dogs.

Really. It's been a few years. I can't think where that would fit into the movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on October 13, 2011, 10:13:59 AM
Really. It's been a few years. I can't think where that would fit into the movie.
Joe says it at the end of the diner scene, I believe.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on October 13, 2011, 08:23:28 PM
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 13, 2011, 10:43:34 PM
Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!


Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me?


I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on October 14, 2011, 02:43:26 AM
Call me an assho-- one more time.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on October 14, 2011, 02:45:21 AM
We're gonna need a bigger boat.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 14, 2011, 03:20:47 AM
Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!


Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me?


I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.

Some of them eggs are last years hold overs.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 14, 2011, 03:42:53 AM
"Gosh I wish we could all just live in the mountains at high altitude."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on October 14, 2011, 08:54:16 AM
Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!


Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me?


I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.

The government never GAVE anybody anything!  :mad:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: SADShooter on October 14, 2011, 09:34:37 AM
A man's got to know his limitations.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 14, 2011, 09:40:38 AM
If you mean, "All right Ramblers, let's get ramblin' . . ." then it's from Reservoir Dogs.

I thought it was from Dusk Til Dawn, when Clooney kidnaps the preacher and kiddos.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on October 14, 2011, 10:07:53 AM
I thought it was from Dusk Til Dawn, when Clooney kidnaps the preacher and kiddos.

I could be wrong, it's been about 8 years since I've seen Reservoir Dogs.  I definitely don't hear Clooney's voice when I read those words, though.  It sounds more like that guy who played Joe in from Reservoir dogs.

Both being Tarantino films, it could very well be in both.  It's been a lot longer since I've seen Dusk till dawn though and I just don't remember much of it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 14, 2011, 10:31:33 AM
I could be wrong, it's been about 8 years since I've seen Reservoir Dogs.  I definitely don't hear Clooney's voice when I read those words, though.  It sounds more like that guy who played Joe in from Reservoir dogs.

Both being Tarantino films, it could very well be in both.  It's been a lot longer since I've seen Dusk till dawn though and I just don't remember much of it.

Definitely in DtD.  30 minutes in, when Juliette Lewis comes out of the bathroom, when Clooney/Tarantino kidnap them at the hotel.  Just confirmed via Netflix.


I saw DtD before I saw Reservoir Dogs, even though RD came out 4 years before DtD.  So I associate it with DtD first somehow.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on October 14, 2011, 10:50:16 AM
Definitely in DtD.  30 minutes in, when Juliette Lewis comes out of the bathroom, when Clooney/Tarantino kidnap them at the hotel.  Just confirmed via Netflix.


I saw DtD before I saw Reservoir Dogs, even though RD came out 4 years before DtD.  So I associate it with DtD first somehow.

It would appear then that we are both right.  Scroll to the end of this clip:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38&feature=related


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 14, 2011, 10:51:42 AM
It would appear then that we are both right.  Scroll to the end of this clip:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38&feature=related

Yup.  Agreed.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Chuck Dye on October 14, 2011, 10:51:07 PM
Hard to believe this one has been overlooked:

"When you have to shoot...Shoot! Don't talk." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUslGSoEH8I)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 15, 2011, 08:57:14 AM
"There's two kinds of people in this world, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig.  You dig.'


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on October 15, 2011, 06:36:25 PM
Excuse me, miss. I speak jive.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on October 15, 2011, 08:19:57 PM
Excuse me, miss. I speak jive.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on October 15, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
I picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on October 16, 2011, 07:03:43 PM
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 18, 2011, 09:00:53 PM
"It was the Russians! The Russians made the case! The Russians made it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sanglant on October 20, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
Either Sheriff Mills is having an ObamaCare insured opium dream, or something's eating folks down at Sioux Falls General Hospital.

[A shiny APS-nickel for anyone who knows the source of that one sans innernetz or help]
somebody had to, Bobby Singer. :laugh: after supernatural went to hell. :facepalm:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 20, 2011, 01:56:46 PM
"Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? Watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on October 20, 2011, 03:07:10 PM
"Hello, and welcome to 'The Middle of the Film', the moment where we take a break to invite you, the audience, to join us, the film-makers, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a scene from another film and ask you to guess where the fish is, but, if you think you know, don't keep it to yourselves. Yell out so that all the cinema can hear you. So, here we are with... 'Find the Fish'."
 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 20, 2011, 03:49:25 PM
I been to a lot of funerals. Folded the flag, and given it to a lot of wives and fathers and kids. And I told them how sorry I was. But that's never really what I was feeling. In the back of my mind, I was always saying, 'Better them, than me.' But I don't believe that now. Because now I realize that there are some things worse than death, and one of them is sitting here, waiting to die.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 20, 2011, 04:09:37 PM
People on 'ludes should not drive.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on October 21, 2011, 01:12:14 PM
"It was the Russians! The Russians made the case! The Russians made it."

And so what could have been conducted in a collegial atmosphere is now *expletive deleted*ed into cocked hat!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 21, 2011, 01:19:55 PM
All right, give me Hamm on on five, hold the Mayo.

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 22, 2011, 07:41:14 PM
I'll get you!! And your little hand, too!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 22, 2011, 07:55:32 PM
I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Chuck Dye on October 22, 2011, 09:11:21 PM
"Do you have any kids?  Lieutenant?"

"No."

"Lucky for them..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 30, 2011, 08:05:24 PM
"THIS guitar said, 'When I get back to Georgia, that woman gonna feel my pain.' THIS one said something along the lines of, 'Why yes, these pants ARE lycra.'"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on October 30, 2011, 08:09:00 PM
Beware all wenches.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 30, 2011, 08:20:28 PM
I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but do you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: DustinD on October 30, 2011, 09:19:46 PM
[breathless] I... have killed mothers with their babies... I have killed great philosophers, and proud young warriors... I have killed... the evil! And the good! The intelligent! The weak... and the beautiful. But it's been a while since I slayed a whole room full of petty bureaucrats!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on October 31, 2011, 07:38:08 AM
Yo way yo,
Home va ray,
Vyo way rah,
Jerhume Brunnen-G!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 31, 2011, 09:31:32 AM
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on October 31, 2011, 09:35:53 AM
Gomez: My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
Gomez: I have seen HORROR!
Gomez: I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THE DARK RECESSES OF THE HUMAN SOUL!
Morticia: They're at camp.
Gomez: I have seen all this, Officer. But until today, I had never seen... YOU!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 31, 2011, 09:58:55 AM
Gomez: My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
Gomez: I have seen HORROR!
Gomez: I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THE DARK RECESSES OF THE HUMAN SOUL!
Morticia: They're at camp.
Gomez: I have seen all this, Officer. But until today, I had never seen... YOU!

Hook 'im, book 'im, cook 'im. NOW!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on October 31, 2011, 05:35:46 PM
There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on October 31, 2011, 05:49:37 PM
"And our credo: "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words. "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on November 01, 2011, 07:39:39 AM
Morons. I've got morons on my team.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 03, 2011, 05:00:30 PM
"Sound off!  Miles!"

"Dead."

"Cahill!"

"Dead."

"Horn!"

"Really dead."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 07, 2011, 02:29:30 PM
"Do you take sugar? "

"No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on November 07, 2011, 04:25:23 PM
Who is the competition?

Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.

Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?

Yeah, you know him?

I gave him the limp.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 07, 2011, 07:14:02 PM
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on November 07, 2011, 07:21:55 PM
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Brought peace?

Oh, peace - shut up!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 07, 2011, 07:35:23 PM
It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. Some of us have got to live as well, you know. Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, "Bernie", I said, "They'll never make their money back."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on November 07, 2011, 07:46:39 PM
Who is the competition?

Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.

Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?

Yeah, you know him?

I gave him the limp.

I'm looking for a helicopter.

I have 6.

3.  None that fly.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 11, 2011, 10:11:27 AM
The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 11, 2011, 10:11:48 AM
"Now, that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's? "
"No."
"Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?"
"Then you won't be angry? "
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby... Normal."
"Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on November 11, 2011, 12:44:22 PM
"DAMN your EYES!!"

  :O "Too LATE!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on November 11, 2011, 02:30:37 PM
"Don't worry Bob.  It's just like working in a fish market... except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day."

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on November 11, 2011, 02:47:29 PM
You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope. It's for dip!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on November 11, 2011, 06:36:22 PM
Welcome to Costco. I love you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on November 11, 2011, 09:32:10 PM
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on November 14, 2011, 09:16:07 PM
The best of intentions? Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with "the best of intentions."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on November 15, 2011, 03:28:02 AM
Any man that's got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world. You didn't do it for greed, you did it for the right reason. Maybe that puts God on your side. To them that makes you dangerous, makes you unpredictable. That's the best thing you can be right now.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 20, 2011, 08:34:11 PM
"Oh, I told him the nose plays."

"The nose does play."

"The nose plays."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on November 22, 2011, 10:39:59 PM
"Just because I'm rough 'n' dirty 'n' don't wear underwear, doesn't mean I'm not creative."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on November 22, 2011, 11:09:38 PM
"Men are dirty, Mr. Sharpe. Rifles are clean."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on November 25, 2011, 07:16:47 PM
"You hit him from behind!"
"Just as hard as I could!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on November 26, 2011, 02:32:50 PM
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on November 27, 2011, 03:48:54 AM
Probably quoted here before, but I just watched it again, so there...  [popcorn]


R- "I aim to kill you in once minute, Ned, or see you hang at Judge Parker's convenience. Which will you have?"

N- "I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man."

*laughter, chicken calls*

R- "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 03, 2011, 08:00:17 AM
"The only way to be happy is for everyone to be made equal. So we must burn the books, Montag - all the books."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on December 03, 2011, 08:04:29 AM
"Be careful Preston. You're treading on my dreams. "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on December 03, 2011, 12:01:50 PM
"It's ALIVE!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on December 03, 2011, 12:10:04 PM
"Look what your boy did with his fists!"
"Our son used his fists?"
"All those karate lessons, wasted."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 03, 2011, 01:45:39 PM
"It's ALIVE!!"

"Another one's just been born in Seattle"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 12, 2011, 08:00:05 PM
In a land where life had no value, death sometimes had its price.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 14, 2011, 07:56:21 AM
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."   :angel:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on December 14, 2011, 08:31:41 AM
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."   :angel:


They can, sorta  =)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on December 14, 2011, 01:43:18 PM

"Thy mother mated with a scorpion."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on December 14, 2011, 02:21:56 PM
"He is the son of a hundred maniacs!"  :O


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 16, 2011, 06:24:29 AM
"Because she's crazy. Because there's a monkey in a wedding dress, jumping on a trampoline, where her brain should be!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on December 16, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."   :angel:


Not from a movie.... ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 16, 2011, 04:08:09 PM
Not from a movie.... ;)

Don't tell me what to do.   >:D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 16, 2011, 04:13:46 PM
 "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

(any idea what movie that's from?)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on December 16, 2011, 07:30:00 PM
"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

(any idea what movie that's from?)
"It's pronounced, Eye-gore"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 16, 2011, 09:03:52 PM
Not from a movie.... ;)

This quit being a strictly-movie thread a while back. I think I quotated a song at one point.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on December 16, 2011, 09:39:02 PM
"Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation. "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: wuluf on December 17, 2011, 08:05:39 AM
Can I move?

I'm better when I move.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on December 17, 2011, 06:39:17 PM
"Moving!" . . . "Move!"

"Moving!". . . "No" . . . "MOVING!!". . . "Move!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 17, 2011, 10:05:14 PM
"We gave a performance in India that the audience will never forget!"

"Why is that?"

"They were elephants! ...Show some respect for that joke; it's older than you are."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 18, 2011, 12:02:13 AM
"You deceived me, Craig. You're dishonest and you made me bring you underpants under false pretenses."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on January 06, 2012, 01:46:28 AM
"I don't pretend to be a man of the people. But I do try to be a man for the people."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: KD5NRH on January 06, 2012, 03:08:27 AM
"*expletive deleted*in'- What the *expletive deleted*in'. *expletive deleted*. Who the *expletive deleted* *expletive deleted*ed this *expletive deleted*ing... How did you two *expletive deleted*ing *expletive deleted*s...*expletive deleted*!"
"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. "

(Yeah, I just had to throw that one at the censorbot)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on January 06, 2012, 05:50:09 AM
Not from a movie.... ;)

But one of the funniest episodes of a TV series EVER.  :laugh:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on February 28, 2012, 07:18:23 AM
"The Samaritans were an ancient tribe - very helpful to people."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on February 28, 2012, 04:05:31 PM
Quote from: The Artist











Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on February 28, 2012, 06:13:08 PM
Col. Chester Phillips: Sit down. [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]
Dr. Arnim Zola: What is this?
Col. Chester Phillips: Steak.
 Dr. Arnim Zola: What is in it?
Col. Chester Phillips: Cow.
Dr. Arnim Zola: I don't eat meat.
Col. Chester Phillips: Why not?
Dr. Arnim Zola: It disagrees with me.
 Col. Chester Phillips: What about cyanide? Does that give you the rumbly tummy, too?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on February 28, 2012, 07:56:34 PM
"Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for gettin' you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved to, on account of me bein' so bleedin' high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?"
"That I can and that I do, Danny, free and full and without let or hindrance."
"Everything's all right then."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on February 28, 2012, 08:26:51 PM
That would be Peachy Taliaferro Carnahan and Daniel Dravot, wouldn't it?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Terpsichore on February 28, 2012, 11:01:20 PM
"Kronk: Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo. I am loving this. "

"Have fun storming the castle!"  "Think it will work?"  "Nah, it'll take a miracle."

ô1: Surrender! 2: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.ö


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on February 29, 2012, 06:18:27 AM
"Kronk: Oh, look. A golden-throated small-winged warbler. Just one more for exotic bird bingo. I am loving this. "

"Have fun storming the castle!"  "Think it will work?"  "Nah, it'll take a miracle."

“1: Surrender! 2: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”


Emperor's New Groove (I think)

Princess Bride

Also Princess Bride


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Terpsichore on February 29, 2012, 04:14:17 PM

Emperor's New Groove (I think)

Princess Bride

Also Princess Bride

Correct on all three. 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 29, 2012, 06:15:57 PM
"So why did you try to kill him then?"
"Because we were friends."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on March 30, 2012, 06:58:46 AM
"Can't you people see there are guns here? GET. THE *expletive deleted*ck. OUT. GET OUT!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on March 30, 2012, 12:33:11 PM
"Can't you people see there are guns here? GET. THE *expletive deleted*. OUT. GET OUT!"

Such a good movie. So many unexplained details. like the way Parker changes his voice for that line.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 30, 2012, 12:43:28 PM
"It has taken 60 million years to develop the carnivorous biped you see before you, Luke Sanderson."

"Let's see what kind of martinis it makes."

"They should be pretty good. I majored in them at college."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on March 30, 2012, 03:14:09 PM
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 30, 2012, 09:27:21 PM
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


What movie is that? I pity the poor schmuck that believes such a list of fail.  :facepalm:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 31, 2012, 06:47:01 AM
"This is the problem, Jess; it's rich people! We are right where they want us, Jess, just suckling on the teat of consumerism. That's the exact reason I got rid of my phone."

"You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost."

"How I got here doesn't matter!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on March 31, 2012, 08:56:20 AM

What movie is that? I pity the poor schmuck that believes such a list of fail.  :facepalm:


Second Hand Lions.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on March 31, 2012, 01:10:54 PM

What movie is that? I pity the poor schmuck that believes such a list of fail.  :facepalm:


"A list of what?"
(http://i.imgur.com/Ml5Kg.png)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on March 31, 2012, 01:24:29 PM
"I've come to tell you what I see.  There are great darknesses, farther than time itself.  And beyond the darkness... a light that glows... changes... and in the center of the universe, the eye that sees us all."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 31, 2012, 03:03:07 PM
"A list of what?"


A list of things guaranteed to make one disappointed, confused, etc.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 31, 2012, 03:53:54 PM
"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 31, 2012, 04:00:13 PM
"I'd love a hot dog."

"Astrodome. Good hot dogs there."

"Astrodome? You can't grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs have been boiling since opening day in April. Now that's a hot dog."

"The yellow mustard or the darker kind?"

"The darker kind."

"Very important."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 31, 2012, 04:02:11 PM
"I'm a fearless man, but I'm scared to death of you."

"Oh no you're not. But you oughta be."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on March 31, 2012, 04:04:11 PM
"I've been afraid a lot of times in my life... but I didn't know the real meaning of fear... until I had kissed Becky."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 31, 2012, 04:06:47 PM
"Well, I couldn't leave him in town; he tends to tell to tell the truth. He's an alcoholic, you know."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Chuck Dye on April 01, 2012, 10:55:29 AM
An NPR interview (http://www.npr.org/2012/04/01/149717908/willem-dafoe-a-hunter-with-a-restless-eye) of Willem Dafoe, aired this morning, makes it appears that Dafoe recited the "makes me feel like riverdancing" line in "To Live and Die In L.A." as well as "Boondock Saints."  a brief search has failed to confirm this.  Anyone seen both flicks?  Did NPR goof?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 01, 2012, 01:09:18 PM
An NPR interview (http://www.npr.org/2012/04/01/149717908/willem-dafoe-a-hunter-with-a-restless-eye) of Willem Dafoe, aired this morning, makes it appears that Dafoe recited the "makes me feel like riverdancing" line in "To Live and Die In L.A." as well as "Boondock Saints."  a brief search has failed to confirm this.  Anyone seen both flicks?  Did NPR goof?

I can confirm he used it in Boondock Saints.  Don't know about the other one.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Chuck Dye on April 01, 2012, 02:21:39 PM
Sorry I did not make that clearer:  I have Boondock Saints, have never seen To Live And Die In L.A.  The clip in the NPR interview does not have the accent and snideness I think I remember from BS and I am a week away from checking the DVD.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on April 02, 2012, 09:11:53 AM
An NPR interview (http://www.npr.org/2012/04/01/149717908/willem-dafoe-a-hunter-with-a-restless-eye) of Willem Dafoe, aired this morning, makes it appears that Dafoe recited the "makes me feel like riverdancing" line in "To Live and Die In L.A." as well as "Boondock Saints."  a brief search has failed to confirm this.  Anyone seen both flicks?  Did NPR goof?

He may or may not have used the line in both movies, but NPR definitely used the Boondock Saints clip there.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on April 02, 2012, 03:30:51 PM
"Hey, is that a bazooka?"
"That... is a heat seeking ground to air rocket launcher, from Syria. You can't afford that."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on April 03, 2012, 05:31:14 PM
And you know Steve, you get the feeling that Billy Chapel isn't pitching against left handers, he isn't pitching against pinch hitters, he isn't pitching against the Yankees. He's pitching against time. He's pitching against the future, against age, and even when you think about his career, against ending. And tonight I think he might be able to use that aching old arm one more time to push the sun back up in the sky and give us one more day of summer.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on April 03, 2012, 05:50:41 PM
Vin Scully was without question the best baseball announcer, ever.  The lines above actual sound like his sort of craftsmanship.  We will not see his like again.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on June 12, 2012, 05:22:24 AM
Puny god.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on June 12, 2012, 05:37:21 AM
"Hey, is that a bazooka?"
"That... is a heat seeking ground to air rocket launcher, from Syria. You can't afford that."

Okay, where from? Google only points me back to here.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on June 12, 2012, 08:36:21 AM
Puny god.

I remember this line.  It came immediately after the single most unexpectedly hilarious thing I have seen in a movie in years.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on June 12, 2012, 08:43:47 PM
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on June 12, 2012, 10:40:43 PM
That's my secret, I'm always angry.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: cosine on June 13, 2012, 06:50:16 AM
Puny god.

The theater roared when that comment was made.  :rofl:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on June 13, 2012, 07:58:56 AM
That's my secret, I'm always angry.

This quote struck me on so many levels....


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on June 13, 2012, 10:08:32 AM
Okay, where from? Google only points me back to here.

"Bazooka" is from The Dark Knight.  Don't know where the "rocket launcher from Syria" line is from.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: 280plus on June 13, 2012, 10:29:46 AM
"I try to get out but they keep sucking me back in!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 01, 2012, 02:17:25 AM
You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: robear on July 01, 2012, 02:41:06 AM
"The woman is allowed to speak, but arrest anyone who listens."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 01, 2012, 08:36:29 AM
I bet those cops have got "SCMODS".


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 01, 2012, 03:20:06 PM
I bet those cops have got "SCMODS".

Scmods?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: robear on July 01, 2012, 04:10:29 PM
State-county-municipal-offender-data-system.    ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on July 01, 2012, 10:16:29 PM
"OK. I want you to tell me what these fellas look like."
"The little guy was kinda funny-lookin'."
"In what way?"
"I don't know. Just funny-lookin'."
"Can you be any more specific?"
"I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised."
"Was he funny-lookin' apart from that?"
"Yah."
"So, you were having sex with the little fella, then?"
"Uh-huh."
"Anything else you can say about him?"
"No. Like I say, he was funny-lookin'. More than most people, even."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on July 07, 2012, 07:05:38 AM
Lt. - "Good Lord, what was that thing?!"
Grunt - "Sir, that was the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of our enemy; it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, Sir."
Lt. - "Why yes, hehe, yes it does, hehe."

Gunny Highway - "Sgt., I suggest you get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your a$$ you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it!" 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 07, 2012, 01:01:24 PM
"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 07, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
"A wise man once told me, 'Always have a contingency plan.'"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on July 08, 2012, 07:21:22 AM
"We are men of action. Lies do not become us."

All but you four fastest ships, you mean ...?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on July 09, 2012, 04:10:37 PM
Fisty, I had to look that one up.  As many times as I've seen it, and quoted it, I never picked that one out of The Princess Bride.

"Have fun storming the castle..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on July 09, 2012, 04:18:59 PM
Robin: "Where'd you get a live fish, Batman?"
Batman: "The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 09, 2012, 05:09:08 PM
Fisty, I had to look that one up.  As many times as I've seen it, and quoted it, I never picked that one out of The Princess Bride.



I think that one struck me the very first time I saw it, although it's been a while so it's hard to tell. Great line.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on July 09, 2012, 07:50:03 PM
You don't by any chance have six fingers on your right hand  ???


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 10, 2012, 01:15:34 PM
CPE 1704 TKS


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 10, 2012, 04:35:04 PM
"What are you doing? You can't quit now. It's not your fault!"
"I have nothing... to live for out there."
"What is out there?"
"Boundless human stupidity."
"I can live with that."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 10, 2012, 06:28:51 PM
Steve Buscemi - "Martinis are for squares, man! And like I told you, this is a juice and coffee bar!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on July 10, 2012, 06:54:57 PM
A Twinkie-weiner sandwich.  Your favorite!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 10, 2012, 07:01:40 PM
A Twinkie-weiner sandwich.  Your favorite!

Brad

UHF


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 10, 2012, 07:06:16 PM
UHF

"SUPPLIES!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 10, 2012, 07:08:29 PM
It's a, um, it's an impact tremor is what it is. Fairly alarmed here.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 10, 2012, 07:09:01 PM
Think they'll have that on the tour?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on July 10, 2012, 07:55:51 PM
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.  T'would be a shame to ruin yours.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: robear on July 11, 2012, 02:26:51 AM
CPE 1704 TKS

Shall we play a game?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 11, 2012, 01:35:39 PM
It's a robot. Ash is a god damn robot.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 11, 2012, 01:38:21 PM
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 12, 2012, 07:12:55 PM
Give him a hand, he's British.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on July 12, 2012, 07:16:09 PM
Give him a hand, he's British.

By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 12, 2012, 07:23:43 PM
Never give up, never surrender!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on July 14, 2012, 06:18:04 AM
Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 14, 2012, 01:36:23 PM
Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 14, 2012, 01:37:39 PM
"What's that? Chicken?"
"Something like that. Tastes the same anyway."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 14, 2012, 01:40:05 PM
"Don't suppose you have any idea what the damn thing is, huh?"
"Wish to hell we did."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 14, 2012, 08:45:22 PM
Remember Ted, the pieces of the puzzle make funny shapes but they all fit together in the end.
Boy, you're just full of those, aren't you?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 15, 2012, 12:19:56 AM
With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 15, 2012, 12:21:41 AM
Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 15, 2012, 12:49:58 AM
Well, the cat has dragged in a sight for four eyes, that is for sure.  You look dreadful.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on July 15, 2012, 12:28:03 PM
"Besides, he lies to me about whether or not my gun is loaded."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 15, 2012, 12:50:16 PM
I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 25, 2012, 05:16:39 PM
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on July 25, 2012, 07:18:20 PM
Quote
I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.

"How many swamp rats can you fit in one room?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on July 26, 2012, 06:24:21 AM
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

Something almost, but not quite, entirely,unlike tea.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on July 26, 2012, 08:12:48 AM
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.

Star Control?  Melnorme?

My brain is rusty, please confirm...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on July 26, 2012, 09:11:46 AM
Star Control?  Melnorme?

My brain is rusty, please confirm...

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on July 26, 2012, 09:17:17 AM
Ah, gotcha.  Yep, I remember now.  Thanks.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on August 01, 2012, 07:48:27 PM
"Fire three!  Fire four!  Let's drag our tails outta here!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on August 01, 2012, 08:40:16 PM
Get busy living, or get busy dying.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on August 02, 2012, 12:02:49 AM
Get busy living, or get busy dying.

You know how to read, you ignorant *expletive deleted*ck?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: geronimotwo on August 02, 2012, 07:30:35 AM
(suspect) you guys are no different than mobsters.

(fbi agent) the difference is that mobters work for lyers, cheats, and murderers.  we work for the the president of the united states.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on August 05, 2012, 04:57:11 PM
Being right is not a bullet proof vest, Freddy!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 09, 2012, 04:27:15 AM
You've lost the colors, sir. The King's own colors, touched by his own hand. Take my advice and a pistol, and go behind that tent, and blow out what's left of your brains.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on August 09, 2012, 08:30:34 AM
" Is, uh, Carson Wells there?"

"Not in the sense that you mean."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on August 09, 2012, 09:25:36 AM
"Is, uh, Carson Wells there?"

"Not in the sense that you mean."

"Friendo"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on August 11, 2012, 09:42:01 PM
"We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable."
"More docile and controllable, eh?  You guys don't get out much."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on August 11, 2012, 10:25:51 PM
Harry Callahan: Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...
Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...
Lt. Dobbs: All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?
Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 12, 2012, 01:27:01 AM
 -I'd like to turn her into a fat ol' - hop toad.
 -Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
 -Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
 -It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
 -Well, *that* would make me happy.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 12, 2012, 09:51:37 AM
"Neighbors heard them screaming at each other, like for two hours, and it was nothing new. Then they heard the gun go off, both barrels. Crime of passion."
 
"Yeah, just look at all the passion on that wall."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 12, 2012, 09:57:20 AM
The men are dirty, sir. The rifles are clean.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 12, 2012, 06:10:53 PM
Someone must be watching the "Sharpe" movie series......


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 12, 2012, 07:31:48 PM
Someone must be watching the "Sharpe" movie series......


You caught me. Somebody mentioned it in a thread, and then I found the episodes on YouTube. Good stuff, really. A bit hokey at times, what with somedude always dying in someotherdudes arms as he says his last words and stuff.

Interestingly, when the more-honor-than-status Sharpe ends up in a duel against an upper-class master swordsman, guess who's there? Atherton Wing.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on August 12, 2012, 08:17:27 PM


Interestingly, when the more-honor-than-status Sharpe ends up in a duel against an upper-class master swordsman, guess who's there? Atherton Wing.

Got link?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 12, 2012, 08:21:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3WFU8IfWLs&feature=relmfu#t=0m15s


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on August 12, 2012, 08:51:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3WFU8IfWLs&feature=relmfu#t=0m15s

That's not Atherton.

That's Eddard Stark.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 12, 2012, 08:54:13 PM
I'm talking about the fellow in red and white Brit army uniform, standing to Bean's right. The guy who tells him he must have a second.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on August 12, 2012, 09:06:38 PM
I'm talking about the fellow in red and white Brit army uniform, standing to Bean's right. The guy who tells him he must have a second.

Ah, I savvy.

Carry on, Cap'n tac-pants.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 13, 2012, 01:10:43 PM
And IMDB confirms that Ath, mind if I call you Ath, was indeed Sharpe's second.    


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 13, 2012, 01:13:56 PM
Actually, Sharpe refused a second.  =)

I thought Atterton being there was really interesting, since the duel is so similar to the one in Firefly.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on August 13, 2012, 01:20:13 PM
Actually, Sharpe refused a second.  =)

I thought Atterton being there was really interesting, since the duel is so similar to the one in Firefly.

I got stabbed!  =(


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 04, 2012, 09:05:24 PM
"There's nothing there, dog."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 04, 2012, 10:17:33 PM
I don't know if Hal is homicidal, suicidal, neurotic, psychotic, or just plain broken.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 14, 2012, 10:16:33 AM
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies.
You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 14, 2012, 12:49:35 PM
Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies.
You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.

Welcome to six months ago.....
http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=31235.msg680794#msg680794

 ;) =D :P :P :P


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 14, 2012, 11:21:42 PM
You bought a used lion movie quote?
Yep, it appears I did.   :facepalm:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 15, 2012, 04:00:14 AM
And that is why evil will always win, because good is stupid.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 15, 2012, 05:49:05 AM
And that is why evil will always win, because good is stupid.

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on September 16, 2012, 06:11:53 AM
Eff that. I wanna be able to do my laundry whenever the Eff I wanna do my laundry.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 16, 2012, 06:31:06 AM
"They've gone to plaid!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 16, 2012, 06:48:41 AM
"That's British diplomacy for you. Never climb a fence when you may sit upon it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 16, 2012, 07:07:12 AM
Captain Teague (played by Keith Richards): "Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?" =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on September 16, 2012, 08:05:25 AM
*changes gears*

"You touch her again, and I'll have you violated on a kiddie raper beef... you know what they do to kiddie rapers in Quentin?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 16, 2012, 09:38:43 AM
"It takes one postman to make someone else a postman."
"Sorta like vampires, huh?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 16, 2012, 09:42:40 AM
"Isn't this a strange conversation, for people who aren't crazy?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 23, 2012, 01:25:20 AM
"I'm hungry. We should cook up some sausages. Do we have any sausages?"
"Uhh..."
"What do you mean by that? Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages? Ohh... I have wasps in my brain!"
"She'll be fine. That happened to me the first time."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: robear on September 23, 2012, 05:06:44 AM
"We're men of science, you know. We believe in the establishment of a biological order through the maelstrom of physical and chemical chaos."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 23, 2012, 06:53:29 AM
"You have some skill with a blade."

"The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 23, 2012, 04:20:58 PM
"Bomb, this is Lt. Doolittle. You are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay. I repeat, you are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay!"



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 24, 2012, 07:34:02 AM
"You have some skill with a blade."

"The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them."

Best LOTR quote  =)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: SADShooter on September 24, 2012, 11:29:50 AM
Best LOTR quote  =)

Best meaningful quote.

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

...is my favorite.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on September 24, 2012, 11:34:05 AM
"You have some skill with a blade."

"The women of this country learned long ago, those without swords can still die upon them."

"If you want him, come and claim him!"

Always makes me think "Molon Labe!"

The prominence of Arwen in Jackson's LoTR was an unexpected and not unwelcome alteration to the original tale.  Glorfindel wouldn't have been nearly as intriguing as a hot she-elf with the will to go toe-to-toe with The Nine.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on September 24, 2012, 11:39:13 AM
Best LOTR quote  =)

Just re-watched the trilogy this weekend. :)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 24, 2012, 12:30:45 PM
Best LOTR quote  =)

Witch King of Angmar "Fool. No man can kill me..."
Eowyn: "I am no man..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 24, 2012, 06:57:21 PM
Witch King of Angmar "Fool. No man can kill me..."
Eowyn: "I am no man..."

So annoyed by that scene. The book's version would have been FAR better.

In the movie she was afraid. She was seeking death. In the book when he threatened her, she laughed at him and then delivered that line, before the fight. Not after she had him at her mercy.

Completely messed up her character. (And made her weaker, in fact.)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 24, 2012, 08:02:08 PM
Annoyed? Really?

She was not seeking death, nor was she afraid. Resigned to a certain fate, perhaps. (As she commented on, before) She realized, after Meriadoc stabbed him with a blade of the west, that she could perhaps kill him. It was a leap of faith, and a moment of certainty.



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 24, 2012, 08:53:54 PM
Annoyed? Really?

She was not seeking death, nor was she afraid. Resigned to a certain fate, perhaps. (As she commented on, before) She realized, after Meriadoc stabbed him with a blade of the west, that she could perhaps kill him. It was a leap of faith, and a moment of certainty.



It's been a while since I read the books, but I'm pretty sure she was seaking "death and glory" on the battlefield.  She couldn't get Aragorn, and so figured that was her best shot at renown.  Being resigned to a fate would have seen her follow Theoden's order to return to Meduseld and take up the throne after his death.  A fate she saw as just managing the remenants of a failed kingdom until the death blow from Mordor finally came.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 24, 2012, 09:04:04 PM
"Leave me alone, snake!"

"Oh, but you are alone.  Who knows what words you've spoken to the darkness.  In the bitter watches of the night, when all your life seems to shrink, the walls of your bower closing in about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?  So fair, yet so cold, like the morning's pale spring still clinging to Winter's chill."

"Your words are poison!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 25, 2012, 03:56:28 AM
Annoyed? Really?

She was not seeking death, nor was she afraid. Resigned to a certain fate, perhaps. (As she commented on, before) She realized, after Meriadoc stabbed him with a blade of the west, that she could perhaps kill him. It was a leap of faith, and a moment of certainty.

And you are commenting on the movie. The book made it clear she was explicitly seeking death. Merry even comments on it while they are riding to Gondor. When at Gondor, the Nazgul landed and tried to threaten her for being to stupid as to attack him for no living man could kill him.

She laughs in his face, removes her helmet and delivers "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. ╔owyn I am, ╔omundĺs daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him." The Witch King of Angmar is the one who is afraid even if just for a moment as he now has doubt.

The movie version made her weak and afraid while fighting him. She should have been (effectively) a viking woman, a valkyrie of types. She gloried in battle. In the movie, she only taunted him when he was about to die. Yeah, still a good line, but the entire context and importance of the line is lost.

When she awakes inside of Gondor, she is depressed because she didn't die. (And because Aragorn chose Arwen and not her, which is why she wanted to die in the first place.)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 25, 2012, 05:43:05 AM
NERD FIGHT !!!!!

 :P :P :P


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: mtnbkr on September 25, 2012, 05:51:28 AM
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/revenge-of-the-nerds_0.jpg)



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 25, 2012, 11:16:17 AM
NERD FIGHT !!!!!

 :P :P :P

The best kind!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on September 26, 2012, 07:32:25 PM
 :rofl:

Ok, I'm going to read the book again. Haven't read the books since the first movie. Not conceding the win. I'm bypassing it.

 =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 26, 2012, 07:42:09 PM
Well, a old TV show not a movie but I thought it pithy;
"Never trust a purring tiger."  ~~ Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Inspector Lewis Erskine in THE F.B.I.  1967.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on September 26, 2012, 08:47:08 PM
Our arrows will block out the sun.

Then we shall fight in the shade!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 27, 2012, 03:48:41 AM
Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Terpsichore on October 04, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
"Donĺt touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldnĺt understand things with alloys and compositions and things withů molecular structures."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bedlamite on October 04, 2012, 06:13:43 PM
"Donĺt touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldnĺt understand things with alloys and compositions and things withů molecular structures."

Groovy!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: MechAg94 on October 04, 2012, 08:08:15 PM
And you are commenting on the movie. The book made it clear she was explicitly seeking death. Merry even comments on it while they are riding to Gondor. When at Gondor, the Nazgul landed and tried to threaten her for being to stupid as to attack him for no living man could kill him.

She laughs in his face, removes her helmet and delivers "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. ╔owyn I am, ╔omundĺs daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him." The Witch King of Angmar is the one who is afraid even if just for a moment as he now has doubt.

The movie version made her weak and afraid while fighting him. She should have been (effectively) a viking woman, a valkyrie of types. She gloried in battle. In the movie, she only taunted him when he was about to die. Yeah, still a good line, but the entire context and importance of the line is lost.

When she awakes inside of Gondor, she is depressed because she didn't die. (And because Aragorn chose Arwen and not her, which is why she wanted to die in the first place.)
It is tough to make that work when they use CGI to make these huge super strong bad guys with 500 lb maces or giant swords. 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 12, 2012, 10:12:42 PM
"I told you not to look into the light."
"Yeah, right."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 12, 2012, 10:13:07 PM
I don't know much about boats, but I'd say that one's upside down.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 12, 2012, 10:14:29 PM
"If it's all the same, I'd like to ride along, too."
"Yes, ma'am. Got a kid and a dog, why not a woman?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 12, 2012, 10:17:42 PM
"If it's all the same, I'd like to ride along, too."
"Yes, ma'am. Got a kid and a dog, why not a woman?"


[scratches head] Sounds a little like Hondo or The Outlaw Josey Wales, but not quite like either. What's that from?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 12, 2012, 10:29:43 PM
"Cowboys and Aliens"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on October 12, 2012, 10:34:35 PM
Fistful, the line from "Outlaw Josey Wales" is, " I was just wondering: I suppose that mangy red-bone hound's got no place else to go either.
[spits tobacco juice on the dog's forehead] He might as well ride along with us; Hell, everybody else is."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on October 13, 2012, 07:31:21 PM
"Cowboys and Aliens"

A very unexpectedly good movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on October 13, 2012, 07:40:21 PM
"Argo *expletive deleted* yourself!"  (just saw that one today)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on October 25, 2012, 08:33:08 AM
Llife is pain, highness. Anyone who says different is selling something.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on October 25, 2012, 02:24:50 PM
"Death first!!"
"Will you promise not to hurt him?"
"What was that?"
"What was that?"

........................................................................


"I think you're bluffing."
"It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all."
"Drop... your... sword."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Terpsichore on October 25, 2012, 05:08:45 PM
"Say it once, say it twice.  Take a chance and roll the dice.  Ride with the moon in the dead of night."

Couldn't resist, with it being so close to Halloween.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on October 25, 2012, 09:09:42 PM
"Say it once, say it twice.  Take a chance and roll the dice.  Ride with the moon in the dead of night."

Couldn't resist, with it being so close to Halloween.

Oh hell, I just had the mental image of a group of APS Halloween carolers.  :lol:

"Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare, that's our job but we're not mean in our town of Halloween!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Terpsichore on October 26, 2012, 03:41:09 AM
Oh hell, I just had the mental image of a group of APS Halloween carolers.  :lol:

"Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare, that's our job but we're not mean in our town of Halloween!"

 :rofl:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 27, 2012, 11:33:34 AM
There's always barber college.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 29, 2012, 06:07:08 PM
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 29, 2012, 07:53:51 PM
"Linda, you can't hurt a baby!"

"Well you can hurt them; they're not indestructible."

"I meant that it's morally indefensible."

"Well, what if the baby killed a man?"

"You and your moral puzzles - I just love 'em!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 02, 2012, 08:57:22 PM
"We are not mad scientists, Ted; regardless of what our bowling shirts might say."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on November 03, 2012, 07:29:10 AM
It was on a night JUST like tonight.  The worst wreck I ever seen.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 03, 2012, 09:36:59 AM
"Wonderful the way people believe in those high powered canoes of yours."
"Don't you believe in them, Rusty?"
"And I let you sell me that stuff about a command of my own."
"You're skipper of the 34 boat, aren't you?"
"I used to skipper a cake of soap in the bathtub, too."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 03, 2012, 09:40:54 AM
That is not why I am drunk tonight. I got drunk because I am confused. I was thinking, which is a thing a man should not do, and all at once I couldn't remember what any of them looked like. I, I couldn't see their faces, Bishop, Cobb, Wilson, Zimmy, all of them. All of you. They all looked alike, just one face. And it was very young. It confused me. I think I shall stay drunk until I'm not confused anymore.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 03, 2012, 09:44:47 AM
"Killing insane people is not good for public relations."
"Killing sane people is okay?"
"That's right."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on November 03, 2012, 02:39:05 PM
It was on a night JUST like tonight.  The worst wreck I ever seen...
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(https://flipcups.com/store/secure/images/products/265_large2.jpg)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 03, 2012, 07:05:12 PM
spoiler alert.
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(https://flipcups.com/store/secure/images/products/265_large2.jpg)

A Michael Jackson video?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on November 04, 2012, 10:07:38 PM
...It was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold, and there was snow on the ground, and he rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past...and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down, and when he rode past, I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn, the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream, I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there, in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 15, 2012, 04:24:19 PM
"Well, the TV's out. Now what are we gonna do?"

"I guess we could try to eat without TV."

"Yeah. Like animals."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on November 15, 2012, 09:39:34 PM
After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on November 16, 2012, 01:34:15 PM
A Michael Jackson video?


A hint: Large Marge!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 25, 2012, 07:17:53 PM
"He really does fit that stereotype of the smug, gay Mexican."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 25, 2012, 07:27:41 PM
"You remember when we first met? It was on the beach. I thought you were everything I'd always wanted."
"I thought you were so underfed."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 25, 2012, 07:30:56 PM
Now get some sleep, I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 30, 2012, 05:59:12 AM
"No, no, it was a good thing. He saw me as a threat. I'm a scientist, Lem. I've been a threat to humanity, the environment, even Jupiter, once, but never to a hot girl's boyfriend."

"I have goosebumps."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on November 30, 2012, 08:06:58 AM
I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

(I just thought this was rather appropriate. Time to change the sig.)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 30, 2012, 08:12:01 AM
My snakes! I've gotta find my snakes!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 30, 2012, 08:14:27 AM
Alvarez! Don't be a fool. Put down that bomb.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on November 30, 2012, 08:25:06 AM
 "Gentlemen, it's worse than we thought. This, may God help us, is a cherry tomato."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on November 30, 2012, 09:23:53 AM
Alvarez! Don't be a fool. Put down that bomb.

An Irwin Allen fan?!?!  I watched my DVD of that just this past weekend. [popcorn]


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on November 30, 2012, 11:19:50 AM
 I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on November 30, 2012, 03:11:17 PM
Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
Snake: What do you think?
Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on December 01, 2012, 07:05:07 PM
Come! Detain him for extreme torture later!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on December 01, 2012, 07:06:57 PM
Shatuo! Do you remember Donkey Wang?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on December 02, 2012, 09:29:58 AM
An Irwin Allen fan?!?!  I watched my DVD of that just this past weekend. [popcorn]

I haven't watched that movie in years, actually.  Good campy fun at times.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on December 04, 2012, 08:00:32 PM
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 05, 2012, 06:09:52 AM
You make no sound when you walk.

Then I'm ready to leave the monastery and avenge my parents.
I'm kidding. I just buy expensive shoes made from very soft animals.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on December 05, 2012, 07:52:38 AM
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

I thought that's what that was.   That's a great movie.  One of Dan Ackroyd's better performances.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 05, 2012, 09:04:21 AM
"That's weird. My invitation said it was in MY honor. I assumed it was for being able to fart the alphabet, which I almost did, until I pooped on the 'S'.  Ah, well, everybody on the bus was upset long before that anyway."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on December 15, 2012, 09:44:15 AM
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 15, 2012, 10:14:52 AM
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

"You wanna see something really scary?"   =)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on January 04, 2013, 09:53:25 AM
I'm changing my will. I've found a new way to beat the inheritance tax. I'm leaving everything to the government.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on January 10, 2013, 06:29:37 PM
"Jon-a-than!...  Jon-a-than!...   Jon-a-than!..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on January 10, 2013, 06:45:51 PM
"Jon-a-than!...  Jon-a-than!...   Jon-a-than!..."
In the Future, wars will no longer exist...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 10, 2013, 11:48:08 PM
"Ehhhhh." (Sylvester Stallone)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Regolith on January 11, 2013, 12:06:52 AM
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter...The Scary Door.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on January 19, 2013, 11:33:48 PM
Mukarjee could swear by the beard of the prophet or the nails of the true cross and it wouldn't mean a thing. Because Mukarjee is a goddamned, godless, atheist Marxist. And the only thing that he holds sacred is Che Guevara's foreskin.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on January 20, 2013, 01:21:00 AM
How's your driving record? Clean?
It's clean, real clean. Like my conscience.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on January 23, 2013, 05:02:32 AM
You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 23, 2013, 08:05:14 AM
"Air One. we're over the pursuit."
"Suspect has increased speed to 120."
"Maintain visual, Air One."
"140 miles an hour."
"Do not lose him."
"This is an A-Star, sir, not an Apache."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on January 23, 2013, 06:41:01 PM
"Air One. we're over the pursuit."
"Suspect has increased speed to 120."
"Maintain visual, Air One."
"140 miles an hour."
"Do not lose him."
"This is an A-Star, sir, not an Apache."

"Man that guy can drive!"

{sideways glare}

"I'm sure it's mostly the car ..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on January 26, 2013, 01:20:19 AM
Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 26, 2013, 06:57:48 AM
Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

I was born a poor black child.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on February 05, 2013, 02:27:39 PM
"Lord loves a workin' man.  Don't trust Whitey.  See a doctor and get rid of it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on February 07, 2013, 01:27:27 PM
You mean I'm gonna stay this color???


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on February 07, 2013, 10:16:53 PM
There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on February 24, 2013, 03:32:52 PM
Oh God! Now I've got brains splattered all over me!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on February 24, 2013, 05:54:52 PM
This is my best friend. By best friend, I mean we occasionally grunt and stare awkwardly at each other.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on February 24, 2013, 06:51:43 PM
You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on February 24, 2013, 06:53:06 PM
"Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?"
"Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on March 24, 2013, 08:59:28 PM
And it was over like thatů All that goodness shattered by some Christian crazies dropping vamps from the sky.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: erictank on March 25, 2013, 01:26:28 AM
"Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?"
"Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?"


I actually really enjoyed that one. Oliver Platt stole the show.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on March 25, 2013, 09:52:26 AM
I actually really enjoyed that one. Oliver Platt stole the show.

Holy crap that was 20 years ago


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 25, 2013, 08:44:41 PM
I actually really enjoyed that one. Oliver Platt stole the show.

He really did.  Fun movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 17, 2013, 08:57:29 PM
"This is the nature of war. By protecting others you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you'll be destroyed."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on April 22, 2013, 08:07:19 PM
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on April 23, 2013, 07:56:54 AM
Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on April 23, 2013, 11:06:01 AM
Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.

I believe you.


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on April 23, 2013, 10:12:58 PM
I'm here for lack of a better idea.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on April 24, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
I think you're some kind of deviated prevert.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on April 24, 2013, 05:41:41 PM
Mein FŘhrer! I can walk!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on April 24, 2013, 06:45:24 PM
Your days of banging Mary Jane rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on April 27, 2013, 04:02:11 AM
"Just because I'm rough 'n' dirty 'n' don't wear underwear, doesn't mean I'm not creative."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on April 27, 2013, 08:07:27 PM
He didn't take too kindly to being arrested for murder.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on April 27, 2013, 08:10:20 PM
Because I know woman. If she will be mad or she will be sorry - if it is 'mad', she will be much pleasure to make right; and if she is 'sorry', it will be the same pleasure. You... you do not have women, so you do not know, Se˝or. But me... Carlos Robante... I know!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on April 27, 2013, 08:10:50 PM
Hey, sheriff, you forgot your pants.


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on April 27, 2013, 09:04:49 PM
*expletive deleted*ck you, Sally.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on April 27, 2013, 09:44:31 PM
Not a hard man to track; leaves dead men wherever he goes.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on May 08, 2013, 04:43:18 PM
"We're on a mission from God"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: kgbsquirrel on May 11, 2013, 07:49:32 AM
"We're on a mission from God"

"Tell him you failed!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Fly320s on May 11, 2013, 06:11:00 PM
Your days of finger-banging Mary Jane rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

FTFY


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on May 11, 2013, 06:26:30 PM
"Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"

"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on May 11, 2013, 08:51:37 PM
FTFY
Thanks! For some strange reason I cannot edit that post, although i can edit this post?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Chuck Dye on May 13, 2013, 10:52:57 AM
"We'll make it"

"I don't think so, but we shall continue with style."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on May 23, 2013, 08:46:42 PM
"People, people, people!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on May 31, 2013, 09:16:47 AM
"If we learned one thing from The Amazing Colossal Man and Grasshopperus, it's that radiation makes stuff grow real big, real fast."
"But didn't Grasshopperus kill Chad Everett?"
"Only because he tried to reason with him."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Terpsichore on June 01, 2013, 03:28:59 AM
Gonzo: "Kermit!  Sweetums and Thogs are playing badminton!"

Kermit: "So?"

Gonzo: "Well, they're playing with MY chicken!"

*chicken flies over Gonzo and Kermit's heads with an alarmed "cluck"*


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on June 01, 2013, 05:04:08 AM
"I want targets. Do your *expletive deleted*ing jobs. Bring me people to kill."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on June 01, 2013, 08:02:47 AM
That there is one damn fine coat you're wearing.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 11, 2013, 02:12:33 PM
"You're not so tough without your car, are ya?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on June 11, 2013, 05:25:48 PM
I'm gonna do for you, in six weeks, what it took someone six months to do for me: nothin'.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on June 11, 2013, 08:44:48 PM
Take off, you hoser.

Okay, where from? Google only points me back to here.

Southland Tales, said by Christopher Lamberts character.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on June 12, 2013, 09:02:26 AM
"No, I didn't.  Honest... I ran out of gas.  I... I had a flat tire.  I didn't have enough money for cab fare.  My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.  An old friend came in from out of town.  Someone stole my car.  There was an earthquake.  A terrible flood.  Locusts!  IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on June 13, 2013, 06:32:04 PM
Vicky? She's my little Nazi-killer. 1939 Vickers gun. My little crazy bitch. Course she can't really fire in the legal since though. But I did run down all the missing parts for her so she could function theoretically, course that's between us and Jesus, Uncle Sam don't need to know nothin bout that.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: StopTheGrays on June 14, 2013, 04:43:04 AM
Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on June 15, 2013, 01:53:34 AM
Not from a movie but from a book.

The waitor snorted derisively and blew the hair away from his eyes. "People like you put guns on our streets."
Earl looked at the teenager in disbelief. "And people like you put the fries on my plate." He waved torward the kitchen dismissively. "So hop to it, boy."

 >:D <- This needs to be green.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on June 15, 2013, 04:52:12 AM
Not from a movie but from a book.

The waitor snorted derisively and blew the hair away from his eyes. "People like you put guns on our streets."
Earl looked at the teenager in disbelief. "And people like you put the fries on my plate." He waved torward the kitchen dismissively. "So hop to it, boy."

 >:D <- This needs to be green.

Ought to be a movie, in any case.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk 2


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: grislyatoms on June 16, 2013, 08:49:17 PM
Just watched this with kiddo..."young" classic.

"If Andrew gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 20, 2013, 04:18:17 PM
"It's not 'lord of war.'  It's 'warlord.'"

"Thank you.  But I prefer it my way."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on June 20, 2013, 09:13:57 PM
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: erictank on June 21, 2013, 05:27:32 AM
Not from a movie but from a book.

The waitor snorted derisively and blew the hair away from his eyes. "People like you put guns on our streets."
Earl looked at the teenager in disbelief. "And people like you put the fries on my plate." He waved torward the kitchen dismissively. "So hop to it, boy."

 >:D <- This needs to be green.

MH Alpha, right? Think I liked that one best of the first three, and Legion (#4) is running neck and neck with it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Devonai on June 21, 2013, 07:27:27 AM
Monster Hunter Alpha was my favorite of the tetralogy.  Earl is just awesome.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on June 21, 2013, 01:11:32 PM
Yup. I'm just about finished with it, less than a hundred pages to go, and I really like it. Wasn't sure how it would compare to the other without the team, but it has been really awesome. Already have Legion sitting on the shelf, ordered a signed hard copy from Barnes and Noble.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: erictank on June 22, 2013, 01:40:22 AM
Yup. I'm just about finished with it, less than a hundred pages to go, and I really like it. Wasn't sure how it would compare to the other without the team, but it has been really awesome. Already have Legion sitting on the shelf, ordered a signed hard copy from Barnes and Noble.

You'll like it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on June 28, 2013, 08:38:20 PM
You don't choose the soy sauce.  The soy sauce chooses you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on June 29, 2013, 09:07:17 AM
You interested in fashion, friend?

I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train.  Inside the dusters there were three men.

So?

Inside the men there were three bullets.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 29, 2013, 09:32:15 AM
"You bring a horse for me?"

"Looks like we're shy one horse."

"You brought two too many."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on June 29, 2013, 10:08:12 AM
I think Tarantino watch a LOT of Sergio Leone.  Probably his biggest influence. 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on June 29, 2013, 11:35:19 AM
You interested in fashion, friend?

I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train.  Inside the dusters there were three men.

So?

Inside the men there were three bullets.

Once Upon a Time in the West?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on June 29, 2013, 11:45:00 AM
Once Upon a Time in the West?

Ayup.  As well as Angel Eye's quote.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on June 29, 2013, 12:10:57 PM
"Whose place is this?"

"Mikey Cirelli's."

"I thought he was dead."

"He is. Maybe that's why nobody's here."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on June 29, 2013, 01:55:22 PM
Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on June 29, 2013, 01:57:32 PM
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe, that's a fact! He'll take it to his grave! I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig and I ain't gonna tell ya! I could be dyin' in your arms and I ain't gonna tell ya!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 29, 2013, 02:08:15 PM
"Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on June 30, 2013, 09:47:01 AM
"If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans."

"I do!"

"Oh yeah, how much?"

"A lot!"

"Right, you're in."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 30, 2013, 10:01:38 AM
"Ah! That must be Aunt Augusta. Only relatives, or creditors, ever ring in that Wagnerian manner."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on June 30, 2013, 11:04:10 AM
"Ah! That must be Aunt Augusta. Only relatives, or creditors, ever ring in that Wagnerian manner."

Was that for one of them Ernest movies?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on June 30, 2013, 01:17:11 PM
"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

"Brought peace?"

and

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!"

also

"What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

 



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 30, 2013, 01:38:41 PM
Was that for one of them Ernest movies?

Must be.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: dm1333 on July 01, 2013, 03:08:03 PM
Quote
Just watched this with kiddo..."young" classic.

"If Andrew gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

Anarchy!  I don't even know what it means but I love it!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on July 01, 2013, 06:44:34 PM
You'll like it.

I did! Just finished a few minutes ago. Went to see if I could find out when the next one will be out, if the pattern stays the same we should see it in August or September, to long!!! But I did find out he wrote a short story on how Tanya and Ed ended up together, http://www.baen.com/tanya.asp  >:D
Now I'm going through withdrawals.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 01, 2013, 08:29:15 PM
When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game. Look out.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 02, 2013, 08:14:35 PM
"The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 03, 2013, 08:53:21 AM
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on July 03, 2013, 09:07:58 AM
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers...

He gave an excellent performance.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on July 03, 2013, 09:42:35 AM
He gave an excellent performance.

Bogart rocks!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on July 03, 2013, 05:03:11 PM
"I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 06, 2013, 07:57:59 PM
"This is not a dissident."

A nickel to the first person that can tell where that quote came from without googling it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on July 07, 2013, 06:22:57 AM
"This is not a dissident."

A nickel to the first person that can tell where that quote came from without googling it.

RocketMan  ;)   :lol:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 07, 2013, 06:52:45 AM
"What watch?"
"Ten watch."
"Such much?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on July 07, 2013, 07:41:32 AM
"You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 07, 2013, 07:56:19 PM
He's heavy for half a guy.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 07, 2013, 07:57:55 PM
Holy *expletive deleted*it. We have go to hide all of the sharp objects!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on July 07, 2013, 07:58:28 PM
Uh-oh-oh, it's the pancakes! You don't like pancakes, I will get you sumpin' else!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 07, 2013, 08:25:12 PM
"That's not the Northern Lights. That's Manderley!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on July 07, 2013, 09:24:31 PM
"D'you hear that?"
"Yeah, it's a dickfer"
"What's a dickfer?"
"To pee with!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on July 08, 2013, 08:50:56 AM
"I'm gonna eat your brains and take your knowledge"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 08, 2013, 10:03:39 AM
You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you? I've told you... if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left.

May I take your trident, sir?

Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?  

Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on July 09, 2013, 01:28:04 PM
Who the *expletive deleted*ck is Edward?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 09, 2013, 03:00:10 PM
"A ray of sunlight is made up of many atoms!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 15, 2013, 06:30:21 PM
"Ah! Well, prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark Egg On Your Face."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on July 16, 2013, 12:42:41 PM
"Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel; I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions, but . . . . self-control got the better of me."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 16, 2013, 03:34:21 PM
"Well, I couldn't leave him in town; he tends to tell to tell the truth. He's an alcoholic, you know."

To Have and Have Not? One of my wife's favorite movies. I try to tell her that Casablanca is better, but she won't have it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on July 16, 2013, 03:58:36 PM
"Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel; I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions, but . . . . self-control got the better of me."


I can't remember now which Doc Holliday said that  =|


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on July 16, 2013, 04:16:54 PM
I can't remember now which Doc Holliday said that  =|

Dennis Quaid in Wyatt Earp.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 17, 2013, 04:08:32 AM
One, don't you ever touch me again. Two, don't you ever touch me again.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on July 18, 2013, 06:49:09 AM
 Theodore Roosevelt: The American grizzly is a symbol of the American character: strength, intelligence, ferocity. Maybe a little blind and reckless at times... but courageous beyond all doubt. And one other trait that goes with all previous.

2nd Reporter: And that, Mr. President?

Theodore Roosevelt: Loneliness. The American grizzly lives out his life alone. Indomitable, unconquered - but always alone. He has no real allies, only enemies, but none of them as great as he.

2nd Reporter: And you feel this might be an American trait?

Theodore Roosevelt: Certainly. The world will never love us. They respect us - they might even grow to fear us. But they will never love us, for we have too much audacity! And, we're a bit blind and reckless at times too.

2nd Reporter: Are you perhaps referring to the situation in Morocco and the Panama Canal.

Theodore Roosevelt: If you say so... The American grizzly embodies the spirit of America. He should be our symbol! Not that ridiculous eagle - he's nothing more than a dandified vulture.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on July 24, 2013, 11:58:58 AM
When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on July 24, 2013, 02:39:30 PM
When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack!

An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don't wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on July 24, 2013, 03:53:42 PM
"You should have called an ambulance for the girl."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on July 24, 2013, 04:01:18 PM
An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don't wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense.

Why have I never even heard of this movie?  :laugh:  (Mystery Men, 1999)


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 24, 2013, 06:08:50 PM
It's classified,  so I can't tell you. But it is pretty cool so l might tell you...

Ok. I'm gonna tell you.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on August 14, 2013, 03:56:48 PM
Not a movie quote but from a book.
Hell, I Was There - Elmer Keith
The gun went off, it backfired, filling both my eyes with dust. Then I backfired - filling my pants.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 14, 2013, 04:22:34 PM
"You should have called an ambulance for the girl."

"You failed to maintain your weapon, son."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Šg151337 on August 14, 2013, 09:21:14 PM
[Daytime - Inside the Delta 88]
<The gang is traveling on a highway singing song>

Scott: Hey Ash, where are we?

Ash: Well, we just crossed the Tennessee Border.

Ash: Which would put us...

Scott: <chuckling> Yeeeah?

Ash: Which would put us...

Ash: Right... Here. <The Delta 88 steers out of control as it nearly hit truck>

Ash: What the hell was that? Are you trying to kill us?

Scott: Hey! Don't blame me! It's your steering wheel! Damn thing jerked right out of my hands.

Ash: I don't understand it. I had this thing in for a tune-up yesterday and they said they'd go over everything.

Scott: Yeah! Well you better take it back because the damn thing don't work. The one thing that does work is this lousy horn. <honks the horn>

Scott: <to people on the street> Ah! Go to hell! I'm not honking at you!

Scott: Jesus Christ.

Linda: Hey Scotty! What's this place like anyway?

Scott: Well, the guy that's renting it says it's an old place. Little run down, but it's right up in the mountains. Yeah, and the best part is that we get it so cheap.

Linda: Yeah, why are we getting it so cheap?

Scott: Well, I don't know. Might be in real bad shape.

Cheryl: You mean, nobody's seen this place yet?

Scott: Well, not yet.

Ash: Well, it might not be that bad.

Linda: No.

Ash: Actually, it might be kind of nice.

Linda: Yeah.

Shelly: It's probably a real pit.

Ash: Ya, I think this is where we get off.
<The gang reads the sign. It reads: DANGEROUS BRIDGE TRAVEL AT OWN RISK 3 TONS LOAD LIMIT>
<The Delta 88 crosses a rickety bridge>

Cheryl: This is the bridge we're going to cross?

Scott: Jesus Christ! The whole thing's falling apart on us!

Ash: Don't let the noise fool you girls, this thing is solid as a rock.
<They cross the bridge and arrive at cabin>
<Scott approaches the cabin>
<Scott retrieves some keys>

Scott: It's supposed to be one of these on here.
<Scott unlocks the door to cabin and enters>
<The rest of the gang unload car>

Ash: C'mon!

Linda: Hey!

Ash: Hey! Hey! Hmph!
[Daytime - Inside the Cabin]
<Scott investigates the cabin>
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]
<Cheryl draws a clock on in her sketchbook and then hears voices saying "Join us.">
<Cheryl draws a sketch of book against her will>
<Cheryl observes the cellar door rattle>

Scott: <whispering> It barks in the cellar. It barks in the cellar.

Cheryl: Will you stop it?

Ash: I would very much like to make a toast for all this evening. Ah, as a great friend of mine once said, he said, "I..." Oh Ok Ok "This miss tu tarine".

Cheryl: Which means?

Scott: Party down! Ya! <The cellar door mysteriously opens and everyone goes to have a look>

Ash: What is this?

Linda: Whatever it is, it's still down there.

Cheryl: I don't like cellars. Let's just close it up. It's probably just some animal.

Scott: An animal? An animal? <laughs> That is the stupidest thing ever heard of. Jesus Christ.

Shelly: There's something down there.

Linda: Maybe it is just some animal.

Scott: Yeah, you're probably right. Probably just some animal. Here Cheryl, why don't you go down 'n check, make sure?

Cheryl: Scotty! I'm not going down there!

Scott: Ok, Ok you cowards, I'll go.

Shelly: Be careful.

Scott: Back in a minute.
<Scott descends into the cellar>
<Everyone watches and Ash peers into the cellar>

Ash: Hey Scotty! You find anything? Scotty. Scotty! Scott!

Shelly: He's just kidding around... Isn't he?

Ash: Scotty!! Scott! Linda, get me a flashlight.

Linda: That's the only one we brought up.

Ash: Then get the lantern.
<Ash descends into the cellar>
[Nighttime - In the cellar]
<Ash looks for Scotty>

Ash: Scotty?
(Thump)
<Ash opens a door>

Scott: <scaring Ash> Boo!! Hahahahahah Hey, come here, I wanna show you something. Look at all this stuff. I bet this still shoots.

Ash: Probably does.

Ash: Oh God. Look at this. <referring to the a book>

Scott: Look at this. <referring to a scepter> This kind of looks like your old girlfriend. <chuckle> C'mon, let's take this stuff upstairs. I'll grab the recorder and you get everything else now...
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]
<The gang are having a chit-chat>

Ash: Ok, shhhh... Listen to this. This is the tape I found downstairs.

Professor: (On tape) It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Candar with a group of my colleges. Now my wife and I have retreated to a small cabin in the solitude of these mountains. Here I continued my research undisturbed by the myriad distractions of modern civilization and far from the groves of academe. I believe I have made a significant find in the Candarian Ruins. A volume of Ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Morturom Demonto"- roughly translated, "Book of the Dead". The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living.
<Cheryl turns off the tape recorder>

Scott: Hey! What did you do that for? It was just getting good!

Cheryl: I just don't want to hear it anymore, that's all.

Scott: Ooooooooo

Ash: Scotty, c'mon. Leave her alone, man.

Scott: Hey, c'mon. I just want to hear the rest of it. No big deal.
<Scott turns the tape recorder back on>
<The Prof on the tape recorder recites some incantations>
<The Evil Force awakens>

Cheryl: Shut it off! Shut it off! Shut it off!!!
<A window breaks and Cheryl is scared out of her wits>

Shelly: Cheryl. Where're you going?

Ash: I can't believe this. Scott, you knew not to play that! I mean c'mon, you knew it was upsetting her. You just don't know when you're taking something too far.

Scott: Hey, don't give me that! You were playing it too. You could of shut it off. I mean big deal! She's nuts. I mean it's just a joke, c'mon! Jesus Christ. She acts like she's three years old or something.
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]

Ash: Listen. Why don't we stay up for a while and listen to the storm?

Linda: All right, yeah. Let me check on Cheryl first to see if she's Ok.
<Ash allows Linda to see a jewelry box when she comes back>

Linda: Aha!

Ash: Ohh! Stealing from the blind, hunh? This is for you.

Linda: <Linda opens the box and finds a necklace> Ash, how sweet of you. Would you put it on?

Ash: Oh yeah, sure. I was going to give it to you before we came up here, but things got so hectic, this is really the first chance we've had to be alone. Take a look.

Linda: Oh Ash! It's beautiful. I really love it. I'll never take it off.
<The Evil Force observes Cheryl from outside>

Evil Force: Join us!
[Nighttime - Outside the cabin]

Cheryl: Is anybody out there?
<Cheryl goes exploring in the forest>

Cheryl: I know someone's out there. I heard you. I heard you in the cellar.
<Cheryl is attacked by Evil Trees>

Cheryl: Ashley!!!
<Cheryl runs and gets back into the cabin>
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]

Ash: What the hell happened to you? What's the matter with you? Did
something in the woods do this to you?

Cheryl: No! It was the woods themselves! They're alive Ashley! The trees! They're alive.

Linda: Ash. Why don't I take her in the back room so she can lie down.

Cheryl: I'm not lying down! I want to get out of here. I want to leave this place right now. Right now Ashley!

Scott: Wait a minute. I sure as hell am not leaving any place tonight.

Shelly: Cheryl.

Linda: Cheryl.

Ash: Cheryl, there's nothing out there. Trees do not attack people.

Cheryl: Ashley! Will you drive me into town or not?

Ash: What? Right now?! Look, sure, sure, I'll take you into town, but just listen to what you're saying.

Cheryl: I don't care how it sounds. I wanna get out of this place right now.

Ash: Ok, maybe you could stay somewhere in town tonight.
[Nighttime - In the Delta 88]
<The Delta 88 refuses to start>

Cheryl: I know it's not gonna start. It's not gonna let us leave.
<It starts and they drive to the bridge>

Cheryl: Why are you stopping?

Ash: Wait here a minute. <Ash exits the car>

Cheryl: Do you see something? Where're you going? Ashley?
<Cheryl exits the car to look for Ash> Ashley?
<Cheryl discovers that the bridge is wrecked>

Cheryl: <weeping> It's not going to let us go! It's not going to let us go! I told you! I told you! It's not going to let us go! Why won't you listen to me?
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]
<Ash plays the tape recorder again>

Professor: (On tape) I know now that my wife has become host to a Candarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of bodily dismemberment. I believe now to avoid this horror, but for myself, I have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods and I have no doubt that whatever I have resurrected through this book is sure to come calling... for me.
<Linda and Shelly are playing a guessing game with deck of cards>

Linda: Ok, ah, let me think. Ummm... It's a seven.

Shelly: Oh! What suit?

Linda: Ahh... diamonds. N-n-no wait! Ummm, hearts!

Shelly: Oh My! It's seven of hearts! You're right!

Linda: Hey Ash! I guessed the card right!

Ash: Yeah... truly amazing Linda.

Linda: I don't know. I don't know, but I think it's really some sort of extra sense or something, you know, like ESP.

Shelly: Ok, try this one.

Linda: Ok... It's a seven.

Shelly: I don't believe it!

Cheryl: ... of spades. Queen of Spades. Four of Hearts. Eight of Spades. Two of Spades. Jack of Diamonds. Jack of Clubs!
<Cheryl turns around to reveal that she is possessed>

Possessed Cheryl: Why have you disturbed our sleep? Awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die! Nightmare is before you. One by one we will take you.
<Possessed Cheryl collapses on the floor>

Scott: What happened to her?

Linda: Did you see her eyes? Oh Ash, I'm scared. What's wrong with her?
<Possessed Cheryl stabs Linda in the ankle with a pencil and throws her Ash
against walls>

Scott: Cheryl! Stop it! <Scott is thrown against a door>
<Scott kicks Possessed Cheryl into the cellar and locks her in>

Possessed Cheryl: Join us!
<Everyone sits around thinking about what has gone on>

Scott: Ash. I think we ought to get out of here.

Ash: Yeah.

Scott: We still have a few more hours before morning.

Shelly: I don't think I can wait that long.

Scott: You have to. We all have to! And then in the morning, we'll get in the car, and we'll take the bridge. And-

Shelly: Why does she keep making those horrible noises?
<referring to Possessed Cheryl whos locked in the cellar>

Scott: I don't know!

Shelly: Her eyes! Her eyes... For God's Sake! What happened to her eyes?
<Possessed Cheryl growls and chuckles some more>
<The Evil Force approaches the cabin>

Scott: Everything's going to be all right.

Shelly: Scotty. I-I think there's something's out there.

Scott: Go to bed, and get some sleep. Ok?
<The Evil Force attacks Shelly>
<Scott investigates Shellys room and finds she is missing>

Scott: Shelly?
<Scott is attacked by a Possessed Shelly>
<Possessed Shelly is knocked into the fireplace but Scott drags her out>

Possessed Shelly: Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if I remained on those
hot coals, burning my pretty flesh. You have pretty skin. Give it to us.

Possessed Shelly: Join us. Join us...
<Scott slits Possessed Shellys wrist then stabs her in the back with a scepter>
<Possessed Shelly attacks Scott again>

Scott: <to Ash> Hit her! Hit it!
<Scott grabs the ax from Ash and chops Possessed Shelly up>

Ash: Scott.

Scott: Yeah?

Ash: What are- What are we going to do?

Scott: We're going to bury her.

Ash: We can't bury Shelly. She's a- she's a friend of ours.

Scott: Yeah, she's dead. Shelly's dead. We gotta bury her now.
[Nighttime - Outside the cabin]
<Scott and Ash bury Shelly>
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]

Ash: Linda's still sleeping. I think once her leg-

Scott: I'm getting out of here.

Ash: Scott, we can't take Linda anywhere with her leg like that. We don't even know if there is anyway back besides the bridge.

Scott: Maybe there's a hiking trail, or an old road or some other way around the cliff. I mean there's gotta be another way besides the bridge.

Ash: Listen to me. Linda cannot walk with her leg like that. She can't even stand up.

Scott: Well, then we'll leave her here. Until we can send somebody back.

Ash: What? Are you crazy?

Scott: Look! I'm getting out! I don't care what happens to her. She's your girlfriend, you take care of her. I'm getting the hell out of here. Right now.
<Scott leaves the cabin>

Possessed Cheryl: Soon all of you will be like me. And then we'll lock you up in the cellar. Hahahahaha
<Ash observes Linda as she becomes possessed>
<Possessed Linda sits on the floor giggling>
<Scott reappears at the cabin badly wounded>

Scott: Ash! Ash!

Ash: Oh My God!

Scott: Help me!

Ash: Scotty. You're going to be Ok. You're going to be just fine. You'll see.

Scott: Ash. It's not going to let us leave. Cheryl- Cheryl was right, we're all going to die here!

Ash: No, we're not going to die.

Scott: We're all going to die. All of us!

Ash: No, we're not going to die! We're not going to die! We're gonna get out of here. Now listen to me Scotty. Is there a way around the bridge? Scotty! Listen to me please for God's Sake! Scott!!

Scott: Ash. Ash. I don't wanna die. You're not going to leave me are you Ash? Are you?

Possessed Cheryl: <mocking> I don't wanna die. You're not going to leave me here are you? Are you Ash? Hahahahaha

Ash: Scotty! Now c'mon listen to me for God's Sake! Is there a way around the bridge?

Scott: There's a way. The trail. But the trees Ash. They know. Don't you see Ash? They're alive!
<Possessed girls are giggling>

Ash: <to the possessed girls> Shut up will you? Shut up!
<Ash slaps Possessed Linda>

Scott: Kill her! Kill her!

Possessed Cheryl: Kill her if you can, loverboy.

Ash: Now, forgive me Linda.
<Ash draws a gun on Possessed Linda but then she seems to have returned normal>


Linda: Oh Ash, help me please! Ash, help me please Ash. Oh Ash. Please don't let them take me away again. Please.

Ash: No, I won't. I won't. I promise.
<Ash hears Cheryls normal voice>

Cheryl: Ashley. Ashley, help me. Let me out of here. Ashley? Ash, help me. Let me out of here. I'mI'm all right now, I'm all right now Ashley, I'm all right. Unlock this chain and let me out.

Ash: Cheryl? Cheryl?
<Possessed Cheryl grabs Ash by the neck but he gets away>

Possessed Cheryl: <mocking> I'm all right now Ashley! Come unlock the chain and let me out! Hahaha I'm all right now. It's your sister, Cheryl.

Ash: Ah you bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? Why?
<to Possessed Linda because shes giggling again><singing, taunting> Shut up!

Possessed Linda: We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. We-ahhahahahaha
<Ash drags Possessed Linda outside the cabin>
[Nighttime - Outside the cabin]

Possessed Linda: Useless! Useless! In time it will come for him and then it will come for you!
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]

Ash: Here. Here. <giving Scott a glass of water> Now, the sun will be up in an hour or so and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm.. Well... not Shelly, she- We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? Scott?
<Possessed Cheryl cackles>
<Possessed Linda attacks and stabs Ash licks the blood off scepter she used>

Possessed Cheryl: Join us! Join us!
<Ash fights Possessed Linda and finally stabs her in the back>
<Ash drags Lindas body outside to the toolshed>
[Nighttime - Inside the workshed]
<Ash weeps as he cannot bring himself to carve up Linda with a chainsaw>

Ash: Oh Linda...
[Nighttime - Outside the cabin]
<Ash buries Linda but she escapes from her shallow grave and attacks him>
<Ash beats on Possessed Linda and then chops her head off with a shovel>
<Ash heads back to the cabin>
[Nighttime - Inside the cabin]
<Ash notices that Possessed Cheryl has escapedpicks up a shotgun and goes
looking for her>
<Cheryl attacks Ash and then struggles to close the front door>

Ash: <whispering> Back door. <closes the back door> Shells. Where did I
see that box of shells?
<Ash goes down into the cellar>
<Blood pours from everywhere and electronic devices start operating on their
ownincluding a record player>

Possessed Linda: (On the record) <singing> We're going to get you. We're going to get you.

Ash: Shut up, Linda! Shut up!

Possessed Linda: (On the record) So sweet of you...

Professor: (On the record) ...is through bodily dismemberment.

Scott: (On the record) Hit her! Hit it!
<Ash retrieves some shotgun shells and returns to the inside of cabin>

Ash: <whispering> Oh come on... come on... don't... like this...

Ash: <looking at the necklace he gave to Linda> Linda...
<Ash remembers Linda and then is attacked by Possessed Cheryl>

Possessed Cheryl: Join us. Join us.
<Ash shoots Possessed Cheryl and then is attacked by Scott>
<Possessed Scotts eyes are gouged out and then Possessed Cheryl attacks again as Ash tries to reach the Book of Dead">
<Ash retrieves the Book of Dead and burns it in fire>
<The possessed bodies fall apart>


Evil Force: Join us. Join us. Join us...
<Daylight breaks!>
[Daytime - Outside the cabin]
<Ash walks away but the Evil Force is seen to come at him once more>

Ash: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

The End.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on August 14, 2013, 09:33:20 PM
 :rofl: That's cheating.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on August 15, 2013, 07:39:36 AM
No, just an entire screenplay. :facepalm:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Šg151337 on August 15, 2013, 10:16:26 AM
crap, i forgot to put in the quotation marks... it's just plain copywrite infringement now.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on August 15, 2013, 01:28:42 PM
Theodore Roosevelt: The American grizzly is a symbol of the American character: strength, intelligence, ferocity. Maybe a little blind and reckless at times... but courageous beyond all doubt. And one other trait that goes with all previous.

2nd Reporter: And that, Mr. President?

Theodore Roosevelt: Loneliness. The American grizzly lives out his life alone. Indomitable, unconquered - but always alone. He has no real allies, only enemies, but none of them as great as he.

2nd Reporter: And you feel this might be an American trait?

Theodore Roosevelt: Certainly. The world will never love us. They respect us - they might even grow to fear us. But they will never love us, for we have too much audacity! And, we're a bit blind and reckless at times too.

2nd Reporter: Are you perhaps referring to the situation in Morocco and the Panama Canal.

Theodore Roosevelt: If you say so... The American grizzly embodies the spirit of America. He should be our symbol! Not that ridiculous eagle - he's nothing more than a dandified vulture.

"The Wind and the Lion."  A great John Milius film.   Would never have guessed Brian Keith would play such a good TR but he did it WELL.   ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on August 15, 2013, 01:36:20 PM
"You failed to maintain your weapon, son."


Excellent, excellent movie.

Michael Caine is one of the greats.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: SADShooter on August 15, 2013, 01:38:17 PM
"The Wind and the Lion."  A great John Milius film.   Would never have guessed Brian Keith would play such a good TR but he did it WELL.   ;)

Agreed.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on August 15, 2013, 06:10:17 PM
"The Wind and the Lion." 


So it's a double feature then?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on August 15, 2013, 07:44:29 PM
So it's a double feature then?
:facepalm:

It's a reference the Raisuli made to himself and Teddy Roosevelt.
The movie is available on DVD.  I HIGHLY recommend it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on August 15, 2013, 08:10:57 PM
Is that the one with Connery in it?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on August 15, 2013, 08:43:06 PM
Is that the one with Connery in it?

Yup.  He plays the Raisuli.   


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 22, 2013, 08:34:47 AM
Steyn: How come suddenly you're an expert on women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives. How many you got?
Steyn: So why aren't you at home with your seven wives?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 23, 2013, 07:51:25 PM
There ain't nothing more powerful than the odor of mendacity


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on August 24, 2013, 05:30:35 AM
Yup.  He plays the Raisuli.   
"The blood of the Prophet flows in my veins, and I am but an instrument of his will"

The Wind and the Lion is one of the most bestest, like, EVAR.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 27, 2013, 06:03:46 PM
Are you an assassin?"

"I'm a soldier."

"You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on August 27, 2013, 08:52:37 PM
Vincent: So, what was in the case?
Sam: I don't remember.
Vincent: That's the second thing they teach you?
Sam: smiles


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on August 31, 2013, 08:48:48 PM
My engine's on fire! Can you believe that? And I was in such a good mood!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on August 31, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
There's something fishy going on here, and I don't think it's the chicken.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 01, 2013, 05:37:55 AM
My engine's on fire! Can you believe that? And I was in such a good mood!

"Always"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 01, 2013, 06:24:29 AM
"Always"

Is that where that line is from?  :facepalm:

I hated that movie.   =(  The only good part was the opening scene with the PBY and the two guys fishing in the boat.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 01, 2013, 10:49:43 AM
Being a warbird nut, I like "Always" for the airplanes.  Cats, A-26s, and round engines. What's not to like?  Don't give a fig for the story.
Never did get to fly in a Cat or A-26.  Passed up a chance on a B-25 flight once to my endless regret.  Would have been fun, I'm sure.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 01, 2013, 03:10:41 PM
Is that where that line is from?  :facepalm:

I hated that movie.   =(  The only good part was the opening scene with the PBY and the two guys fishing in the boat.

I was one of the three guys who really liked that movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 02, 2013, 06:18:42 AM
I was one of the three guys who really liked that movie.

Well, I've actually fought fires and been pretty darn close to slurry drops.  It ain't nothing like that.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 02, 2013, 05:36:40 PM
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 02, 2013, 08:07:12 PM
"Always"


Never heard of it. I guess it couldn't be much good, since Dreyfuss is in it. 


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 03, 2013, 04:42:16 AM
I liked it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 03, 2013, 05:44:46 AM

Never heard of it. I guess it couldn't be much good, since Dreyfuss is in it.  


I liked it.


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Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 03, 2013, 06:11:53 AM
Is Richard Dreyfuss still alive?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 03, 2013, 07:02:21 AM
Is Richard Dreyfuss still alive?

No, he died when that airplane blew up.  But his ghost is still looking over people's shoulders  =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 03, 2013, 08:02:09 AM
Does anyone know which famous actor made their final film appearance in that movie?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 03, 2013, 08:55:42 AM
Does anyone know which famous actor made their final film appearance in that movie?

House Jameson?  [tinfoil]


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 03, 2013, 09:40:52 AM
House Jameson?  [tinfoil]

Nope. Slightly younger and much sexier.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: erictank on September 03, 2013, 12:43:18 PM
Is Richard Dreyfuss still alive?

He gave one of the better response tweets on the Batfleck incident just recently, so yeah.

Tweet: Richard Dreyfuss        ✔ @RichardDreyfuss 
"You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck."

Other goodies at io9.com/the-50-greatest-tweets-about-ben-afflecks-casting-as-1188521731.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on September 03, 2013, 03:37:45 PM
Nope. Slightly younger and much sexier.

 :O  You actually KNOW who House Jameson was? :laugh:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on September 04, 2013, 06:43:30 AM
:O  You actually KNOW who House Jameson was? :laugh:

IMDB knows  =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 04, 2013, 04:00:54 PM
Does anyone know which famous actor made their final film appearance in that movie?

Audrey Hepburn


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 04, 2013, 06:23:15 PM
Audrey Hepburn

Thanks! I forgot about her playing the angel to Richard Dreyfus in the movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 04, 2013, 06:24:55 PM
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me." [spit] "Blow."

"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 04, 2013, 06:25:31 PM
Thanks! I forgot about her playing the angel to Richard Dreyfus in the movie.

I never did get the haircut thing  ???


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on September 05, 2013, 01:11:14 PM
I liked it.
Four, then.  Me too.  Goodman made the show.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on September 05, 2013, 02:00:24 PM
NÝor lig mÚ m'fhear chÚile isteach i mo leaba liom arÚir. Chuir mÚ fuinneamh air a chodladh i - Ë, i mßla codlata! Mßla codlata!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 05, 2013, 02:19:20 PM
"I don't want to be a pie.  I don't like gravy"

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on September 08, 2013, 12:18:25 PM
Do really think that killing me, stabbing me to death is gonna change the world?

I can't know that, for sure, unless I try!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Šg151337 on September 08, 2013, 06:39:07 PM
"Do it for Johnny!"
"Stay golden Pony Boy"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on September 13, 2013, 06:34:15 PM
"Those Aren't Pillows!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 14, 2013, 06:13:43 PM
"Sam, do you know what he did?"
"Forgot to duck?"
"He stuck his butt up, that's what he did."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 14, 2013, 06:29:15 PM
I just can't believe it. We're actually killing SS men. I mean, that's a hard thing to believe. Killing them. It's beautiful. I just can't believe it!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on September 14, 2013, 07:03:04 PM
"You better quit being unfriendly mister."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 14, 2013, 07:27:23 PM
"Uh, hello? Can I talk to Detective Sigliano and Detective Montoya pleeeassse? My name is Pinky, is this the detective? Hi, I usually inform for Hughes and Costanzo but they don' pay me no mo'... Oh, no! Oh, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man missed a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy waaaas! Oh yeah, I'll help you. I want you to get Gonzales and show up Hughes and Costanzo, they don't pay me no mo' and I'm maaaddd! Oh, no! Ya dummy, the answer is ipswich clams! The man who can take you to Gonzales, his name is Adam Robertson. He's a high-fallutin' lawyer type who lives at 1358 Lake Shore Drive. Oh, Motha! Motha! Can I have some more petite marshmallows in my hot cocoa... Gotta go, Final Jeopardy's on! "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 28, 2013, 02:26:26 PM
"You women. If things aren't complicated for you, you become suspicious."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 28, 2013, 08:02:08 PM
"Yeah, we killed him, I guess."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 29, 2013, 09:22:30 AM
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the LORD when I lay My vengeance upon thee."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 29, 2013, 11:38:00 AM
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the LORD when I lay My vengeance upon thee."



That'd be Pulp Fiction!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on September 29, 2013, 01:25:39 PM
"My old grandmother used to say anything mechanical, give it a good bashing."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 30, 2013, 05:17:15 PM
Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had its price.

 That is why the bounty-killers appeared.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on October 01, 2013, 07:30:56 PM
"Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 01, 2013, 07:53:28 PM
Components? American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 01, 2013, 07:59:38 PM
"Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"


I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 03, 2013, 09:25:42 PM
"We work for the federal government. We're not that good at our jobs."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 03, 2013, 10:34:34 PM
I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!

What goes around comes around
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qgVn-Op7Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qgVn-Op7Q)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 12, 2013, 12:35:36 PM
"Proverbs 13:3: 'He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life.  He that opens his lips too wide shall bring on his own destruction.'  Tommy was weak.  Tommy was stupid.  Tommy. Is. Dead."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 12, 2013, 01:02:55 PM
"What's a not-gay way to ask him to go camping with me?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on October 13, 2013, 09:48:03 AM
"Did you ever go to school, stupid?"
"Yeah, and I came out the same way."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 13, 2013, 12:04:26 PM
Hans!  Booby...  I'm your white knight!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 26, 2013, 07:56:07 AM
Congratulations.  Without your confession, we have no case against you.  But the dog soldier knows what you've done, Crystal.  And when he comes for you, I'm just a phone call, and a 20 minute drive away.

I'll come as fast as I can. ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on October 26, 2013, 01:17:51 PM
Shoot straight, you bastards. - Don't make a mess of it!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on October 26, 2013, 01:42:49 PM
(http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/089/0/d/too_many_ostriches_by_topher208-d3curj0.jpg)


"This is a TERRIBLE vacation!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on October 26, 2013, 02:39:23 PM
He's a great race driver, but an immortal *expletive deleted*ck.  Not really an act you want to follow.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: geronimotwo on October 26, 2013, 02:57:05 PM
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.............. and i'm all out of bubblegum.   


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on October 26, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.............. and i'm all out of bubblegum.   

I really like Rowdy Roddy and that movie!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 26, 2013, 07:03:16 PM
"Take Hitler, and stick him in the funny pages!"


Shoot straight, you bastards. - Don't make a mess of it!

That guy really reminds me of Michael Caine.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 28, 2013, 02:50:33 PM
Lo there do I see my empty coffee cup, lo there do I heft its lightness, its lack of warmth, its failure to satisfy.  Lo there do I see its emptiness back to the bottom of its cavity.  The coffee shop does call to me, it bids me to pursue a refill, across the street from work, where the caffeinated may live forever!

(yes, I'm off my coffee boycott. ;))


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on November 04, 2013, 09:02:18 PM
Virgon Six was once filled with a super-dense substance known as DARK MATTER... each pound of which weighs over TEN THOUSAND pounds.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on November 13, 2013, 09:43:38 AM
*Jason Statham chomps down on hoagie*

"I been in restaurants all night, got served nothin' but lead."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on November 16, 2013, 08:08:11 PM
Back off man, I'm a scientist.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 16, 2013, 08:55:25 PM
"It never rained on the night of a Larrabee party - the Larrabees wouldn't have stood for it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on November 16, 2013, 09:03:14 PM
"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on November 21, 2013, 07:39:57 PM
Ma! I never tossed off to anything!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on December 17, 2013, 02:22:12 PM
"She's gone. And the present is trivia, which I scribble down as f*****g notes."

That movie blew my mind.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: CNYCacher on December 17, 2013, 09:33:37 PM
"She's gone. And the present is trivia, which I scribble down as f*****g notes."

That movie blew my mind.


There are alternative viewing options available online, including a chronological scene shuffle.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 21, 2013, 09:52:54 PM
"A duck."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 21, 2013, 09:56:46 PM
"Mr. Scrooge, I presume?"

"Indeed, you do, sir."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: lupinus on December 22, 2013, 04:36:07 AM
It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 23, 2013, 02:32:50 PM
"'The Arab loves the desert,
And the sand which is there!'

Mmmmm - sandwhiches."


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on December 29, 2013, 07:16:31 PM
"You know you always have scared me."

"That's because you're smart."

Winter's Bone


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on January 03, 2014, 09:53:42 AM
"I just never realized until just this moment how easy it is to cut someone in half with a machete."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on January 03, 2014, 10:48:46 AM
I. Am. Fire. I. Am. .... Death.


(Incidentally, Cumberbatch's voice was a very good choice for that part.)


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on January 03, 2014, 04:03:10 PM
I. Am. Fire. I. Am. .... Death.


(Incidentally, Cumberbatch's voice was a very good choice for that part.)

True...he was a great villain....but he was no Khan. Montalban was the kind of villain you liked & hated simultaneously. Cumberbatch was pure psycho....

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Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on January 03, 2014, 04:54:02 PM
True...he was a great villain....but he was no Khan. Montalban was the kind of villain you liked & hated simultaneously. Cumberbatch was pure psycho....

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He did a perfectly acceptable Khan Noonien Singh.  So did Montalban, who created the original in 1967.  I think Montalban is a tad long in the tooth to reprise the role in this last film ... in fact he may have died before it was made IIRC.
"Cumberbatch was pure psycho...."
The original Khan was hardly a choirboy ...... [popcorn]


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on January 03, 2014, 06:13:02 PM
He did a perfectly acceptable Khan Noonien Singh.  So did Montalban, who created the original in 1967.  I think Montalban is a tad long in the tooth to reprise the role in this last film ... in fact he may have died before it was made IIRC.
"Cumberbatch was pure psycho...."
The original Khan was hardly a choirboy ...... [popcorn]

But Montalban's Khan was the kind of charasmatic villain that men admired and women swooned over....until he tried to kill you, of course.

Cumberbatch's Khan was just scary psycho. He's the kind that you'd just shoot first....with photon torpedoes....from a long way away...


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on January 03, 2014, 07:14:55 PM
But Montalban's Khan was the kind of charasmatic villain that men admired and women swooned over....until he tried to kill you, of course.

Cumberbatch's Khan was just scary psycho. He's the kind that you'd just shoot first....with photon torpedoes....from a long way away...

I don't really think psycho, he didn't seem crazy to me. He was like an evil genius mastermind, and calm and patient until it was time to crush your skull with his bare hands then he would bring down the furry of a thousand suns to crush you.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on January 03, 2014, 07:28:23 PM
True...he was a great villain....but he was no Khan. Montalban was the kind of villain you liked & hated simultaneously...

the Magnificent Bastard (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagnificentBastard)?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 07, 2014, 09:00:22 PM
"I'm like a white Moses!"

"But Moses wasn't black."

"And neither am I!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on January 08, 2014, 10:18:20 AM
I wore this frock coat in Washington, before the war. We wore them because we belonged to the Five Civilized Tribes. We dressed ourself up like Abraham Lincoln. You know, we got to see the Secretary of the Interior. He said, ôBoy! You boys sure look civilized!ö He congratulated us, and he gave us medals for looking so civilized. We told him about how our land had been stolen. Our people were dying. When we finished, he shook our hands and said, ôEndeavor to persevere.ö They stood us in a lineľJohn Jumper, Junior McIntosh, Buffalo Hump, Jim Pockmark, and me. Iĺm Lone Watie.
They took our pictures, and the newspapers said, ôIndians Vow to Endeavor to Persevere.ö We thought about it for a long time. ôEndeavor to persevereö. And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on January 08, 2014, 10:23:12 AM
"I'm like a white Moses!"
"But Moses wasn't black."
"And neither am I!"

What is that from?  google just links it back to this thread. 

"I gots to know"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 08, 2014, 03:58:25 PM
What is that from?  google just links it back to this thread. 

"I gots to know"


I made it up, to see if anyone would notice. Congratulations.  =)


Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on January 08, 2014, 06:50:41 PM
I don't really think psycho, he didn't seem crazy to me. He was like an evil genius mastermind, and calm and patient until it was time to crush your skull with his bare hands then he would bring down the furry of a thousand suns to crush you.

Sounds like Christian Bale in AMERICAN PSYCHO to me....

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Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 08, 2014, 09:52:33 PM
I wore this frock coat in Washington, before the war. We wore them because we belonged to the Five Civilized Tribes. We dressed ourself up like Abraham Lincoln. You know, we got to see the Secretary of the Interior. He said, “Boy! You boys sure look civilized!” He congratulated us, and he gave us medals for looking so civilized. We told him about how our land had been stolen. Our people were dying. When we finished, he shook our hands and said, “Endeavor to persevere.” They stood us in a line–John Jumper, Junior McIntosh, Buffalo Hump, Jim Pockmark, and me. I’m Lone Watie.
They took our pictures, and the newspapers said, “Indians Vow to Endeavor to Persevere.” We thought about it for a long time. “Endeavor to persevere”. And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

"They call us 'civilized' because we're easy to sneak up on."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: adively on January 17, 2014, 11:43:30 AM
(http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/x100moviequotes.jpg.pagespeed.ic.WPwouK5Zo8.jpg)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on January 17, 2014, 12:53:16 PM
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/x100moviequotes.jpg.pagespeed.ic.WPwouK5Zo8.jpg

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/citizen_cane.gif)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/tumblr_la2rp8bgAw1qa6ql2o1_500.gif)

(http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/tumblr_lf8s4yWs6H1qa6ql2o1_500.gif)

(I'd do more, but I don't want to overload people's computers with gifs...)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 30, 2014, 03:46:23 PM
"So really, I'm quite special!"

"Well, in that you smell like rotten fish, yes."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on January 30, 2014, 06:24:10 PM
But it's a talking dog!!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on January 31, 2014, 06:21:58 AM
I wore this frock coat in Washington, before the war. We wore them because we belonged to the Five Civilized Tribes. We dressed ourself up like Abraham Lincoln. You know, we got to see the Secretary of the Interior. He said, ôBoy! You boys sure look civilized!ö He congratulated us, and he gave us medals for looking so civilized. We told him about how our land had been stolen. Our people were dying. When we finished, he shook our hands and said, ôEndeavor to persevere.ö They stood us in a lineľJohn Jumper, Junior McIntosh, Buffalo Hump, Jim Pockmark, and me. Iĺm Lone Watie.
They took our pictures, and the newspapers said, ôIndians Vow to Endeavor to Persevere.ö We thought about it for a long time. ôEndeavor to persevereö. And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

There are a whole lot of quotables in OJW!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on January 31, 2014, 07:01:56 AM
I'm gonna eat your brain, and gain your knowledge. Did I already post that one?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 31, 2014, 09:29:27 AM
Lt. Dobbs: Are you finished with the questioning, Callahan?
Harry Callahan: Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony...
Mrs. Grey: If this is your idea of humor, Inspector...
Lt. Dobbs: All right, what are you trying to do here, Callahan?
Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on February 01, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
Inconceivable!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on February 02, 2014, 01:29:16 PM
Inconceivable!

You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on February 02, 2014, 01:32:58 PM
You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

Would anybody like a peanut?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on February 02, 2014, 01:38:22 PM
I'm an American citizen and I don't give a hootenanny God damn about your nitpicking limey laws. I intend to broadcast from this ship 24 hours a day until the day I die. And then for a couple days after that.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 02, 2014, 09:30:07 PM
"The barbarities of war are seldom committed by abnormal men. The tragedy of war is that these horrors are committed by normal men in abnormal situations."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on February 09, 2014, 08:38:43 PM
Everything is awesome! :lol:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tuco on February 10, 2014, 05:47:27 PM
Daddy, I want an Ooompa Loompa NOW!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on February 13, 2014, 11:55:19 AM
I don't give a curly hair, yellow bear, double dog damn if ya did.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 10, 2014, 08:23:51 PM
"I went online and did some research. Did you know, that although chickens walk on two feet, technically they're not considered mammals?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on March 11, 2014, 11:34:11 AM
"I went online and did some research. Did you know, that although chickens walk on two feet, technically they're not considered mammals?"

Ok, I searched the quote, but the only return is this thread. Did you just make up another one?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 11, 2014, 01:58:43 PM
Ok, I searched the quote, but the only return is this thread. Did you just make up another one?


From a short-lived sitcom.


If I googled every quotation I didn't know, this thread would be a full-time job for me.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on March 11, 2014, 04:47:30 PM
Well, if sitcom's are allowed.

"I regard my body as a temple. You treat yours like an amusement park."

The only funny line to ever come out of Laverne and Shirley.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on March 11, 2014, 06:45:17 PM
"I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on March 11, 2014, 06:46:53 PM
Lisa, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 11, 2014, 06:59:15 PM
Well, if sitcom's are allowed.


I think I've quoted a couple of songs up in this piece. Honey badger quote whatever he want.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on March 12, 2014, 03:05:55 PM
"You ever seen a shark's eyes, Chief?  Kind of like dolls' eyes, all black and lifeless-like.  Twenty-nine kids go in the water, twenty-two kids come out of the water.  The Ice Cream Man, he take the rest.  April the 9th, half past 4 p.m."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on March 13, 2014, 07:50:27 AM
Actually I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on March 13, 2014, 08:16:51 AM
The thing about a dolphin. He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. And then those black eyes roll over white <ughhh> and then you hear that terrible, high-pitched screaming!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on March 13, 2014, 09:41:13 AM
Dolphin?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on March 13, 2014, 09:45:04 AM
Dolphin?

Yep.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 15, 2014, 11:21:08 AM
"Objection, your honor: strangling the witness!"

"I'm going to allow it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 15, 2014, 07:36:16 PM
You're too stupid to have a good time.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 15, 2014, 07:36:47 PM
People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on March 15, 2014, 07:38:37 PM
"Where have you been? I've beamed and beamed."
"Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on March 15, 2014, 09:00:48 PM
"When I was his age, I worked in a slaughterhouse. It was a good experience. I learned how to use a hammer."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on March 15, 2014, 09:02:43 PM
"Hammer, you don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"You want me to kill the mayor?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 16, 2014, 05:00:33 AM
"Hammer, you don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"You want me to kill the mayor?"


(http://i.imgur.com/oqa3Mvb.jpg)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on March 16, 2014, 08:52:18 AM
"Hammer, you don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"You want me to kill the mayor?"

Loved that show.
A friend of mine was at that point dating the woman he would eventually marry.   On weekends they'd often go for a drive in the countryside.   Now, he loved SLEDGE HAMMER but she couldn't stand the show.  About the time she thought he'd gotten lost in the back-country she'd ask him if he knew where they were, and he replied with Sledge's famous line; "trust me, I know what I'm doing."
But they actually did get married.  She must have been the forgiving type. :angel:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 16, 2014, 10:48:02 AM
http://www.hulu.com/sledge-hammer


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: seeker_two on March 16, 2014, 12:04:01 PM
http://www.hulu.com/sledge-hammer

I think this is the best feature of my HuluPlus membership.


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Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 16, 2014, 02:18:04 PM
I think this is the best feature of my HuluPlus membership.


Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk


It's free for ever-body. With HuluPlus do you not get ads, maybe?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on March 16, 2014, 05:03:59 PM
We're not stealing them Marty, we're souveniring them.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on March 16, 2014, 05:26:43 PM
Loved that show.
A friend of mine was at that point dating the woman he would eventually marry.   On weekends they'd often go for a drive in the countryside.   Now, he loved SLEDGE HAMMER but she couldn't stand the show.  About the time she thought he'd gotten lost in the back-country she'd ask him if he knew where they were, and he replied with Sledge's famous line; "trust me, I know what I'm doing."
But they actually did get married.  She must have been the forgiving type. :angel:
:laugh: nice.
A few more from that awesome show:

"You've never played target practice?"
"In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents."
"Here we call them liberals."

"You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich.""
"Hammer, you can't do that!"
"What? There's no setting for sandwich?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 22, 2014, 02:56:18 PM
:laugh: nice.
A few more from that awesome show:

"You've never played target practice?"
"In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents."
"Here we call them liberals."

"You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich.""
"Hammer, you can't do that!"
"What? There's no setting for sandwich?"


"Hey now, what did that shrink mean, that I 'personify' my gun?"
"Well, you treat your gun like a living, breathing thing."
"That's not personification, Dorough. It's love."

I ain't gonna lie. I talk to my .45 sometimes.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on March 24, 2014, 07:16:05 AM
Sledge Hammer is pure comedy gold.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 05, 2014, 02:47:35 PM
"A plan - let me put on my slightly larger glasses."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 07, 2014, 07:01:57 PM
"Anyone still feeling stressed by the end of the day - WILL BE FIRED!"


[I finally figured out how best to find this thread when it's gone back a few pages. Just Google the title. Duh.]


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on April 18, 2014, 07:42:35 PM
Your eyes are filled with hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 20, 2014, 02:46:53 PM
"It means, young man, that you must not go anywhere near that duck."


Title: Re:
Post by: lupinus on April 20, 2014, 02:55:22 PM
It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on April 20, 2014, 07:28:15 PM
I am Spartacus!!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on April 20, 2014, 07:40:47 PM
I'm Spartacus!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 20, 2014, 08:22:52 PM
"I'm Brian and so is my wife!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on April 25, 2014, 06:03:58 PM
"Lotta people come in here without any clothes on?"
"No sir, it's unusual."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on April 26, 2014, 07:27:59 PM
Quote
That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on April 27, 2014, 02:06:07 PM
That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin'.

Dang! I beat me to it!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on April 27, 2014, 06:28:16 PM
"Kickin' it don't help nothin', you got to punch it."

"Is there a gun here?
What kind of place do you think this is? Of course there is."


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on April 27, 2014, 08:10:49 PM
"Why, you speak treason!"

"Fluently."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 04, 2014, 08:26:20 PM

"You can have a Billion Man March! If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're NEVER gonna get rid of somebody like me!"



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 28, 2014, 02:13:43 PM
"We are a nation of railway pioneers, my boy. Like a great many Englishmen before him, Dr. Watson restricts his reading to the Bible, the Times, and Bradshaw's Railway Guide to the British Isles."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on May 29, 2014, 09:03:38 PM
I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?


Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on May 30, 2014, 05:24:36 AM
"You think you're good? You're not good. You just know how to hide. And how to lie. Me? I don't have that problem. Me? I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on May 30, 2014, 09:21:38 AM
I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?


Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't.

Do you think Custer realized he'd run out of "luck?"  It's possible he was shot priot to such a realization being possible....
Plus, "losing" was not in his vocabulary.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 30, 2014, 09:37:21 AM
Do you think Custer realized he'd run out of "luck?"  It's possible he was shot priot to such a realization being possible....
Plus, "losing" was not in his vocabulary.

What movie is that from?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on May 30, 2014, 09:45:15 AM
That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on.
And from the rear a voice was heard,
A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on May 30, 2014, 09:58:17 AM
What movie is that from?


Mine is from We were soldiers.  I think TG was asking questions RE: Custer


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 30, 2014, 10:16:25 AM
Mine is from We were soldiers.  I think TG was asking questions RE: Custer

Yes I recognized the We Were Soldiers quote.  Lots of great lines in that movie.

My response to TommyGunn was snark.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on May 30, 2014, 10:32:33 AM
I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?


An arrow?   :lol:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on May 30, 2014, 11:35:10 AM
An arrow?   :lol:

You are just wrong.  That's what I like about you guys.  =D :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 30, 2014, 03:11:21 PM
That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on.
And from the rear a voice was heard,
A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear...


Please, Mr. Custer! I don't wanna go!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: TommyGunn on May 30, 2014, 03:42:21 PM
An arrow?   :lol:
:rofl:
Actually, Custer's body was found with one arrow in it but it wasn't a headwound.
He had one bullet wound in his chest and one in his temple which suggests a "finishing" shot probably by an Indian warrior.
Since there are a few ladies present I will not discuss the arrow wound.  :-X :angel:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on May 30, 2014, 07:07:12 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_gjXRYXJTM


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on May 31, 2014, 07:46:47 AM
I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?


Sir, Custer was a pussy. You ain't.

One of my most favoritist movies.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 31, 2014, 09:19:58 AM
"It's an awful thing to hear a strong, desperate, fat man scream incontinently in a cave at daybreak."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 01, 2014, 05:18:53 AM
"Can't it just wait three days?"

"Michael, these guys are Japanese. They can't wait for their fish to cook."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on June 01, 2014, 07:03:34 AM
"Say boy, I wanna know about old Ben Griswald. I hear the injuns downed 'im."

"Only it wasn't injuns downed 'im. It was renegade whites done it."

"How come?"

"He'd been wolfin' all Winter. Musta had two-three thousand dollars of wolf pelts. He was hacked up and stuck full of arrows. Looked like injun work alright, but the wolf pelts was gone. If ever I find them hellhounds, I'll sure make 'em hunt their holes."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on June 01, 2014, 07:23:52 AM
"Phone Book Tom, the last of the ghetto gunfighters. Heard you got your best confession from a '91 directory."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on June 01, 2014, 04:28:41 PM
With a horse you get other advantages.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Hutch on June 02, 2014, 05:20:31 PM
That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on.
And from the rear a voice was heard,
A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear...
"What am I doin' here?!?!?"

There, fixed it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on June 02, 2014, 07:46:28 PM
That famous day in history the men of the 7th Cavalry went riding on.
And from the rear a voice was heard,
A brave young man with a trembling word rang loud and clear...

Please Mr Custer, I don't wanna go...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 02, 2014, 08:08:17 PM
Please Mr Custer, I don't wanna go...

Way too slow:

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=31235.msg908498#msg908498

 :P


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on June 02, 2014, 08:10:50 PM
"We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild..."

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 04, 2014, 04:15:37 AM
"The only thing Loretta ever told a cop was where to go, and what to do."


Back in 1958, I guess it was OK for an old woman to save both herself and Peter Gunn, by shooting two men with a revolver, and not feel terrible about it afterward. In fact, no one took the gun away from her, as they probably would today. Perhaps they were too smart to try.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on June 10, 2014, 05:23:31 PM
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.


I think your in-laws are commin' to pay you visit, Squire darlin'.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Tallpine on June 11, 2014, 09:35:37 AM
When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.


I think your in-laws are commin' to pay you visit, Squire darlin'.

Thanks    ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on June 17, 2014, 02:08:45 PM
"Are you the police?"
"No, ma'am. We're musicians."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on June 17, 2014, 02:12:25 PM
"You remember when we first met? It was on the beach. I thought you were everything I'd always wanted."
"I thought you were so underfed."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on June 17, 2014, 06:46:12 PM
"Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They would've tossed him girls like Nancy back then."

Love me some Sin City! Can't wait to see installment #2!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on June 17, 2014, 06:50:09 PM
"You made a big mistake yourself...you didn't flush."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on June 17, 2014, 06:58:28 PM
Quote
She doesn't quite chop his head off. She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.

Lovin' me some Sin City tonite!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on June 17, 2014, 07:00:20 PM
Quote
He never screams. Not even when the mutt's had its fill. Kevin's guts are lying all over the place and somehow the bastard is still alive, still staring at me. Not even when I grab the saw and finish the job, he never screams.

More where that came from!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 17, 2014, 09:13:14 PM
Funny, I was just watching that last night.

Quote
I take his weapons away from him. Both of them.

and

Quote
Things go dark. I don't mind much. It's okay. She'll be safe. An old man dies. A little girl lives. Fair trade.



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on June 17, 2014, 09:21:17 PM
"Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."
"I have two guns, one for each of ya."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on June 18, 2014, 11:20:22 PM
ALARM !!!!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on June 19, 2014, 06:40:10 AM
"that elephant ate my entire platoon"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on June 27, 2014, 03:00:52 PM
"How would you like your steaks cooked?"
"Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 27, 2014, 05:45:20 PM
"What's your name?"

"Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on July 05, 2014, 08:54:42 AM
"So you're gonna tell me you don't have no black cats?  No Roman candles, or screaming Mimis?  Ah come on man... you don't got no ladyfingers, fuzzbuttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-do-das, or crap flappers?   You're gonna stand there owning a firework stand and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsydaisers -- with or without the scooter stick -- or one single whistling kittychaser?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on July 05, 2014, 12:11:07 PM
"No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 06, 2014, 06:15:39 AM
"It's like doing peyote, and then sneezing, slowly, for six hours."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on July 06, 2014, 06:56:58 AM
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on July 07, 2014, 08:23:54 PM
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

The Shootist.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 08, 2014, 02:52:50 AM
The Shootist.


But enough about Ron Howard.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on July 08, 2014, 08:18:21 AM
The Shootist.

Indeed!


Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fifth_column on July 09, 2014, 06:50:54 AM
"That's no ordinary rabbit.  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.  That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!  It's a killer!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 01, 2014, 02:03:34 PM
"I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews..."

"You're the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: DustinD on August 02, 2014, 05:13:35 PM
*Protagonist slits a bad guys heels*
Lady he just saved: "What the hell are you doing? The mans unconscious!"
Protagonist: "Yea well when he wakes up he's going to have to crawl after us."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 02, 2014, 08:52:39 PM
 
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 19, 2014, 04:22:40 AM
I ain't had so much fun since the hogs ate my little brother.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 19, 2014, 05:39:51 AM
Do you mind? I was having a moment!

You're welcome.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 19, 2014, 02:02:08 PM
I ain't had so much fun since the hogs ate my little brother.


My Dad says that all the time. "I ain't had this much fun since my baby brother fell in the slop, and the hogs ate 'im!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on August 19, 2014, 03:52:22 PM
"Well, the traffic was murder, you know.  One of those manure spreaders jack-knifed on the Santa Ana.  Godawful mess.  You should see my shoes."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 20, 2014, 05:53:10 AM
Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and *expletive deleted*ck the prom queen.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 14, 2014, 05:00:39 AM
"Soldier! Soldier! You're not big enough to do this to Rocko. I'll kill ya! You'll never bring me in, never!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 14, 2014, 10:10:08 AM
Cheers, Butterfly. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on October 07, 2014, 04:35:19 PM
"I should have known better than to get involved with a hairy chested ape who can't even take care of a one-eyed dog."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 07, 2014, 05:30:58 PM
"Hey guys. You know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Terpsichore on October 07, 2014, 06:18:19 PM
Sam Diamond: "Locked, from the inside. That can only mean one thing. And I don't know what it is."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 12, 2014, 04:02:48 AM
That's the thing about possum innards, they's just as good the next day.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on November 30, 2014, 02:14:51 PM
What's the color of the boat house at Hereford?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 30, 2014, 03:19:18 PM
What's the color of the boat house at Hereford?

How the ____ should I know?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on November 30, 2014, 09:04:07 PM
I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 30, 2014, 09:15:33 PM
That was a hell of a thing.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 18, 2014, 09:08:51 PM
A scam?! Who would want to scam me, Bret? And using the internet service - one of the trusted things of today's society?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on December 21, 2014, 11:23:01 PM
Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on December 22, 2014, 07:29:54 PM
If you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong.  I left my heart in my other pants.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 22, 2014, 08:23:37 PM
If you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong.  I left my heart in my other pants.


They've tied my shoelaces together!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: DustinD on February 02, 2015, 07:16:06 PM
Its been said the legend here can kill 100 men with one blow.
... err no, it was, ah... One blow from a single man...
He blew 100 men, and he's single."


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on February 03, 2015, 04:15:52 AM
Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry!

It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."
Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 03, 2015, 08:33:01 AM
"You want to throw up here or in the car?"
"I think.... both."

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 03, 2015, 11:10:40 AM
"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on February 03, 2015, 02:55:26 PM
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank pi˝a coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.

*That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on February 04, 2015, 04:26:23 AM
I do not like the term "crash", it is negative. I prefer the term "catastrophic failure".


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on February 04, 2015, 05:02:11 AM
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank pi˝a coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.

*That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over...

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
That about sums it up for me.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on February 04, 2015, 08:04:15 AM
He... might be okay.

[the truck explodes in a fireball]

Well, no. Probably not now.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on February 04, 2015, 10:57:00 AM
He was a really great guy. I really liked him. A lot.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on February 04, 2015, 11:38:06 AM
Don't mess with me, pork chop.


Title: Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on February 04, 2015, 03:33:10 PM
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."
Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.

"I'm not gonna follow their rules anymore!"

"I noticed that."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: freakazoid on February 11, 2015, 09:59:35 AM
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 11, 2015, 10:06:13 AM
"You think you hate it now. Wait 'til you drive it!"

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 13, 2015, 06:33:05 PM
"How can you close me up?  On what grounds?"

"I'm shocked . . . shocked to find that gambling is going on in here."

"Your winnings, sir."

"Oh, thank you very much.  Everybody out at once!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Monkeyleg on February 13, 2015, 08:53:44 PM
 "Where'd you get that pistol?"

"At the gettin place."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: erictank on February 16, 2015, 07:43:06 AM
"How can you close me up?  On what grounds?"

"I'm shocked . . . shocked to find that gambling is going on in here."

"Your winnings, sir."

"Oh, thank you very much.  Everybody out at once!"

My wife was ENORMOUSLY entertained by the fact that I'd been quoting that line for *YEARS* before I ever saw Casablanca. I had no idea whatsoever where it came from until probably 3-4 years after I met her, and we sat down and watched it together.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Jocassee on February 16, 2015, 01:01:17 PM
"Where'd you get that pistol?"

"At the gettin place."

All men have a little Llewellyn Moss in them.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 16, 2015, 01:43:14 PM
All men have a little Llewellyn Moss in them.

Unfortunately, some have a little Anton Chigurh as well.




Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: DustinD on February 17, 2015, 08:18:11 PM
"She passed out, she fainted. In my mind I said "*censored*!! I'm going to jail, I done killed a white women with my *censored*!""


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 15, 2015, 06:18:14 PM
"I got on my Tuesday panties, but I guess you knew that, too."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 08, 2015, 07:33:27 PM
"Thor's a homo!"


"I have faith in nothing but this - when the universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt, trying to save the cockroaches."


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on May 09, 2015, 02:14:40 AM
"I have faith in nothing but this - when the universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt, trying to save the cockroaches."

Loved that show


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 09, 2015, 05:08:17 AM
Loved that show

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2xvXjYs6kwSk0SRBpfh-qg


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on May 09, 2015, 09:19:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2xvXjYs6kwSk0SRBpfh-qg
Awesome! Thank you


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 09, 2015, 09:51:55 PM
Awesome! Thank you


There's a few YouTube channels for Andromeda. That one has the best picture quality of any I've found, so far.

I'm in Season 2 now. I miss purple Trance, and her tail.  =(


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 20, 2015, 04:04:25 PM
"Are we allowed to kill people?"

"No. I know, PC gone mad."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: tokugawa on July 21, 2015, 04:08:09 PM
AZredhawks thread lives on...........


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on July 21, 2015, 06:28:09 PM
AZredhawks thread lives on...........
It's a trick. Get an axe.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 14, 2015, 04:02:09 AM
"How do I walk in these?"

"You know high heels were invented by a man, Kimmy, because no woman ever invented anything."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on August 14, 2015, 08:08:53 AM
Big Trouble in Little China
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on August 14, 2015, 08:12:13 AM
Heavy Metal (the motion picture)
Hanover Fiste (speaking gently)

... in all the time I've known him,
he's never done anything immoral ...
(thinking)
unless maybe the Pre-Schooler's
Prostitute ring ...
... and he's ah, never done anything
illegal ...
(turning sharply)
... unless you count all the times
he sold dope disguised as a nun!!
(reverting to meekness)
He's always been a good, law-abiding
citizen ...
(shouting at himself)
Awww, gimme a break!!
(gentle again)
... of the Federation, and, and ...
(going schizo)
Shut Up!  Shut Up!  Shut Up!
(gentle, but starting to sweat)
... a community-concious individual, ah, ah ...
(rising in crazed anger)
STERNN!!!
(pointing as he screams)
He's nothin' but a low-down, double-dealin',
back-stabbin', larcenous, perverted worm!!

Hangin's too good for him!!
Burnin's too good for him!!
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!!!

Hanover Fiste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHgMsvpFm08

Full Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly_SdqyVKho


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 14, 2015, 12:05:19 PM
Precisely! Your sin, Hercules, was that you had no ambition! I can deal with an ambitious man! He can be bought! But a man who wants nothing has no price!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 27, 2015, 04:04:20 PM
"It's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: adively on December 01, 2015, 06:19:52 AM
I am making this thread a sticky, this since it is a top 5 thread.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 01, 2015, 07:07:33 AM
"It's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."


Isn't that from the Buffy TV show?  (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 01, 2015, 04:11:10 PM

Isn't that from the Buffy TV show?  (not that there's anything wrong with that)


Yes. I've never bothered to watch it before. I have found the first several episodes were dumb, and then the second half of the season was alright.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on December 03, 2015, 11:00:35 PM
(can't believe this hasn't been posted yet)

"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same! [to Mattie] See? He doesn't pay any attention to me."

BLAM!

"Outside is place for shooting!"

"I'm serving some papers."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 16, 2015, 10:17:56 PM
"On his walks, he liked to carry a gun, though he seldom used it. When he did so, however, his aim was frightfully certain. He never killed an inoffensive animal, and never fired at any of the small birds."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 04, 2016, 03:12:04 PM
ôIs he as cute as you are?ö

ôNobody is.ö


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on January 09, 2016, 05:36:06 PM
I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger ... and those I am about to.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 15, 2016, 06:31:11 PM
"When I became a cop I had my nerves removed."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on February 21, 2016, 05:26:33 PM
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on February 27, 2016, 09:13:45 AM
"How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fifth_column on March 02, 2016, 12:48:10 PM
"Sister, I don't mind shootin' em' for ya, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sweat over 'em for ya."

"Well...maybe a nun ought not be so good-lookin'."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on March 03, 2016, 09:27:08 AM
Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.
"The Court Jester"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on March 03, 2016, 12:41:35 PM
"...you know that nobody over in Texas is gonna sell a load of dynamite to a Mexican."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 03, 2016, 02:19:53 PM
"Did I or did I not hear you call me a bastard?"

"Well, I suppose whiskey can make a man hear anything. Dear Lord, forgive him for the impurity of his thoughts."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 22, 2016, 05:30:59 PM
"It's like Lord of the Rings, Gemaine. You look like an ogre that works in the libr-y."


Title: Re:
Post by: makattak on March 28, 2016, 08:19:25 PM
We're locked into the moon's gravitational pull! What do we do!?

...
...

We die.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G870A using Tapatalk


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 08, 2016, 12:32:01 PM

"I'll leave these gentlemen to you, Wyatt. I can't stand pillars of society when I'm not taking their money."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 08, 2016, 03:05:22 PM
"It's impressive what nothing can do to a man."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 11, 2016, 09:36:31 AM
"Bryan, you take bribes, you're a thief, a liar and a disgrace to your office.  I wouldn't take your word if you swore to it on your mother's grave."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: adively on April 15, 2016, 10:18:25 AM
100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MmryrXKUU8)

Film List (in order of appearance):

Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Eraser (1996)
Speed (1994)
Commando (1985)
Dr. No (1962)
The Untouchables (1987)
Commando (1985)
Django Unchained (2012)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Eraser (1996)
Gladiator (2000)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Goldfinger (1964)
Kung Fury (2015)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Die Hard (1988)
Rush Hour (1998)
Shoot ĹEm Up (2007)
Speed Racer (2008)
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Commando (1985)
The Fifth Element (1997)
The Last Stand (2013)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Predator (1987)
Thunderball (1965)
Commando (1985)
Thunderball (1965)
Above The Law (1988)
Kuffs (1992)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
A View To A Kill (1985)
Darkman (1990)
Outrageous Fortune (1987)
Goldfinger (1964)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Die Hard (1988)
Goldfinger (1964)
Tron Legacy (2010)
Home Alone (1990)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
License To Kill (1989)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Moonraker (1979)
The Living Daylights (1987)
Freddyĺs Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Man On Fire (2004)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
The 6th Day (2000)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Unforgiven (1992)
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
Starsky And Hutch (2004)
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Universal Soldier (1992)
On Her Majestyĺs Secret Service (1969)
Pitch Black (2000)
Shoot ĹEm Up (2007)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
GoldenEye (1995)
Black Dynamite (2009)
The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966)
Total Recall (1990)
The Rock (1996)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Under Siege (1992)
Total Recall (1990)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Expendables 2 (2012)
Moonraker (1979)
The Running Man (1987)
Watchmen (2009)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
The Running Man (1987)
Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)
Hellboy (2004)
Batman (1989)
Charlieĺs Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
The Running Man (1987)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
Hot Fuzz (2007)

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Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on April 15, 2016, 02:24:12 PM
A)  That's cheating.
B)  you should be put in time-out just for posting it.
C)  You also need to list what the one-liners are.   :P :P


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on April 15, 2016, 03:21:50 PM
C)  You also need to list what the one-liners are.
C, definantly C.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 15, 2016, 03:27:56 PM
C, definantly C.


Every time I think I've seen all possible permutations of "definitely," they come up with another.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: adively on April 18, 2016, 06:52:56 AM
A)  That's cheating.
B)  you should be put in time-out just for posting it.
C)  You also need to list what the one-liners are.   :P :P


So sue me  :-* =D :P


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 01, 2016, 01:04:34 PM
"We both know that a woman in love is operating on the lowest level of the intellect."



"She's classified as dangerous."

"Every beautiful woman should be so classified."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 03, 2016, 09:02:56 PM
"You don't live with me; you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through. "


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 08, 2016, 10:47:43 PM
"It's like my father used to say. 'When I was a child, I thought as a child, and spoke as a child. But when I became a man, I took that child out back, and had him shot.'"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on May 09, 2016, 10:59:07 AM
"Two killed?  How?"

"Bullets. Mortar fire, artillery, heavy salvos, bad luck, terminal syphilis, the usual things, Captain."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 11, 2016, 03:28:16 AM
"Dave, I wish so hard that you could see yourself the way that we see you. As a ranting, raving, crazy, little man with a - with a monkey head!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 13, 2016, 04:00:27 AM
"Parents always lie to their children; to prepare them for the way they'll be treated later, by the government."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 13, 2016, 01:42:49 PM
"We met training SEALs in Coronado."

"How did you get Ĺem to balance the ball on their nose?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 15, 2016, 07:48:05 PM
"They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 13, 2016, 08:43:11 PM
"Never go with a hippy to a second location."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on July 27, 2016, 08:48:47 AM
That man has no regard for lawn maintenance.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 08, 2016, 02:06:33 PM

"I don't know whether I'm alive and dreaming or dead and remembering."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 20, 2016, 11:26:26 AM
"What's the use of worrying about your beard, when your head's about to be taken?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 26, 2016, 08:44:59 PM
"I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Mike Irwin on August 30, 2016, 06:53:00 AM
Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on August 31, 2016, 04:37:11 PM
"Welcome to the inside of your head.  It's kind-of empty in here."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 01, 2016, 03:15:10 AM
"Quid pro quo, Mr. Colt."

"What's the mean?"

"It means, I'm pretentious."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on September 04, 2016, 11:57:12 AM
It's all speculation until you jam your dick in it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 20, 2016, 06:56:14 PM
"Only one is a wanderer. Two together are going somewhere."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 01, 2016, 07:16:03 PM
"Thank you, Mike. I think men are wonderful."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 13, 2016, 09:04:01 PM
"It's just a matter of time before he walks through that door in a wheelchair."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 13, 2016, 09:04:25 PM
.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: lupinus on October 14, 2016, 04:03:09 AM
.
Been watching silent movies again?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on October 14, 2016, 06:35:38 AM
We're under strict orders from President Clinton to seal this place up. While I may not like him, or his mouthy wife, those are the orders.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Marnoot on October 14, 2016, 06:41:00 AM
Been watching silent movies again?

(http://i.imgur.com/M0rzGza.gif)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 14, 2016, 07:36:55 PM
"How long since your last confession, my son?"

"Ah, it's been, what, 27 hours."

"It's really too often, my son. You're not that bad."

"I don't know, Father. I snuck a cigarette. Or two. I didn't make it home in time for dinner. And I, uh, I struck a movie star in anger."

"Alright. Five Hail Mary's"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on October 14, 2016, 07:53:09 PM
I'll keelhaul your ass, and thats serious on an aircraft carrier.

NOTE: It's serious on ANY danged ship! If you don't know much about Keelhauling, one word - barnacles.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 16, 2016, 10:18:15 PM
"Let me guess: this isn't about the alcohol or the tobacco."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 26, 2016, 03:26:38 PM
"They don't have meetings about rainbows."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: sumpnz on October 28, 2016, 06:47:42 AM
You were just saying? Just saying gets people sent away. Just saying got me a nine-year stretch in Alcatraz, you understand? So, just saying can get you buried real quick...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 31, 2016, 05:51:48 PM
"See, if it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 02, 2016, 06:19:53 PM
"Neurotics build castles in the sky; psychotics live in them." 

"And psychiatrists collect the rent."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 09, 2016, 04:25:15 PM
"I should call the plumber. He's good at getting things out of things."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 14, 2016, 07:24:53 PM
"How do you say in English, 'parachute'?"

"Parachute."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on November 19, 2016, 06:16:31 PM
"I got a problem, Snake *expletive deleted*it, and I think you're the solution."
"I've been called a lot of things, Colonel, never a solution."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 20, 2016, 07:21:48 PM
"You see, the safety catch was on. It limits the range of the weapon considerably."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 20, 2016, 10:27:14 PM
"Nothing quite so much like God on earth as a general on the battlefield."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 21, 2016, 06:28:01 AM
"You see, the safety catch was on. It limits the range of the weapon considerably."

That's a quote from an old "Man from U.N.C.L.E." TV episode.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 21, 2016, 06:29:47 AM
"Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 21, 2016, 06:31:29 AM
"Ah, yes... I knew your people, Sean. Your grandfather; he died in Australia, in a penal colony. And your father, he was a good man too."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on November 21, 2016, 06:34:02 AM
"He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 21, 2016, 07:24:51 AM
That's a quote from an old "Man from U.N.C.L.E." TV episode.


The King of Knaves Affair

Fun fact: Android autocorrects "Knaves" to "Images."  :facepalm:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on November 29, 2016, 07:09:13 AM
May I take your trident, sir?



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on November 29, 2016, 07:13:22 PM
Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!
 


Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?



Not mother?




Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 06, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
"You're in Europe to buy a husband."

"The man I want doesn't have a price."

"That eliminates me."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 11, 2016, 12:29:42 PM
"That steak changed my life."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 21, 2016, 06:06:09 AM
 "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on December 21, 2016, 06:08:40 AM
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on December 21, 2016, 06:09:51 AM
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

(I've been watching Christmas movies)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 24, 2016, 08:33:02 PM
"I'm not sleepy. I want to look at my flower."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on December 24, 2016, 11:03:06 PM
Quote
I had a whole life planned until you guys invaded Poland.



Silent Night with Linda Hamilton is our family tradition Christmas movie.  It tells the story of three American soldiers from the 121st Infantry, 8th Infantry Division that struck a private truce for Christmas with four German soldiers and a German Family (mother and son) in their cabin in the woods during the 1944 Battle of the Hurtgen Forest/Battle of the Bulge.   Since I served in 8ID, seeing the shoulder patch of my division (which was de-activated in 1992), brings tears to my eyes.



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on December 25, 2016, 07:53:16 AM


Silent Night with Linda Hamilton is our family tradition Christmas movie.  It tells the story of three American soldiers from the 121st Infantry, 8th Infantry Division that struck a private truce for Christmas with four German soldiers and a German Family (mother and son) in their cabin in the woods during the 1944 Battle of the Hurtgen Forest/Battle of the Bulge.   Since I served in 8ID, seeing the shoulder patch of my division (which was de-activated in 1992), brings tears to my eyes.



Shoot. I had not heard of the movie before and thought I might get lucky streaming it. Not available on Netflix, even on DVD, nor Amazon or Hulu for streaming. Maybe I'll just order the DVD from Amazon and watch it late, or else make a calendar note to get it for next year.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 25, 2016, 01:28:25 PM
Shoot. I had not heard of the movie before and thought I might get lucky streaming it. Not available on Netflix, even on DVD, nor Amazon or Hulu for streaming. Maybe I'll just order the DVD from Amazon and watch it late, or else make a calendar note to get it for next year.

Is this it?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sFcMf4CIQ


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on December 25, 2016, 01:35:43 PM
Is this it?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sFcMf4CIQ

Thanks! Didn't even think about Youtube. I would have never guessed to look for a copyrighted movie there. I guess it's just up till reported? As long as it lasts till tonight, I'm good though. :)

Ordered the DVD earlier today anyway.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on January 06, 2017, 02:15:49 PM
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

(I've been watching Christmas movies)

 ;)


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on January 06, 2017, 03:32:16 PM
;)

Oh, so you're the one that's been hogging that movie to where it's on "very long wait" on my Netflix list since a week before Christmas. Send it back already so I can watch it. :P  :laugh:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on January 12, 2017, 11:55:54 AM
Oh, so you're the one that's been hogging that movie to where it's on "very long wait" on my Netflix list since a week before Christmas. Send it back already so I can watch it. :P  :laugh:

Not me.

I own the entire Die Hard franchise on DVD, thankyouverymuch.  :P Renting is for sissys.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 14, 2017, 07:10:42 PM
"You're maudlin, and full of self-pity. You're magnificent."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on January 14, 2017, 09:17:58 PM
"What's a lustrum?"


Title: Re:
Post by: makattak on January 21, 2017, 10:04:49 AM
Solving your problem isn't our line.

We deal in lead.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 26, 2017, 10:38:01 PM
"Fame is a sarcophagus."

"You read those in a book, or do you just make them up as you go?"

"I'll try to use one-syllable words from now on."

"What's a syllable?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on March 02, 2017, 05:05:18 PM
"Suck it, bipeds!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 24, 2017, 08:36:02 PM

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 24, 2017, 09:36:35 PM
.


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on March 25, 2017, 06:59:06 AM
.
I loved John Wick.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 25, 2017, 09:25:47 AM
You know how you see a post you made months ago, and there's a typo, so you hit modify? Only Modify is no longer Modify, because the Quote button is there now, instead?  :facepalm:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 26, 2017, 05:45:58 PM
Just answer the questions, Mr. Paquette. The attorneys will provide the wisecracks.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on March 28, 2017, 12:41:45 PM
IT WAS MEEEEEE!

Brad


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on March 28, 2017, 01:37:10 PM
IT WAS MEEEEEE!

Brad
I hate to admit it,  but I miss Jim Carrey. His movies seem so much more innocent compared to today's "humor."

Ssssssmokin'!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 28, 2017, 01:38:37 PM
I hate to admit it,  but I miss Jim Carrey. His movies seem so much more innocent compared to today's "humor."

I take it you never saw Me, Myself, and Irene


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on March 28, 2017, 07:11:37 PM
I take it you never saw Me, Myself, and Irene
You are correct,  sir.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 28, 2017, 07:33:39 PM
Oh, it gets a lot worse with ole Jim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Wn3Eey6dY


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 28, 2017, 09:35:23 PM
You are correct,  sir.

Count your blessings.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on March 29, 2017, 09:16:42 AM
Oh, it gets a lot worse with ole Jim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Wn3Eey6dY

After watching that, (tacky joke about Jim and, well, how he died)!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on March 30, 2017, 06:24:01 PM
You are jumping from an aero plane, sir. Not a whorehouse window.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 30, 2017, 09:34:46 PM
"The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 31, 2017, 03:11:06 AM
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you, and everyone you care about!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on March 31, 2017, 08:44:02 AM
"Badgers!? Badgers!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 31, 2017, 11:02:45 AM
"What are your superpowers, again?"

"I'm rich."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 01, 2017, 05:57:13 PM
"There are only two things I have to do - finish my brontosaurus and get married at three o'clock!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 03, 2017, 03:53:56 PM
"... it sound like these ol' boys died of natural causes."

"How's that, sheriff?"

"Natural to the line of work they was in."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on April 03, 2017, 05:28:05 PM
"Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on April 07, 2017, 08:27:10 AM
"Not on zis side... not on zat side... but right in ze middle!"

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 25, 2017, 12:34:46 PM
"First time being robbed? No fun, right?"

"They got pictures of my family, my daughters, where we live, my daughters' school..."

"Walter, you're a bank manager.  You should be smart enough to know that the monster has gone digital.  Be careful what you InstaGoogleTweetFace."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 05, 2017, 05:44:19 PM
"You don't look like a criminal."

"If crime showed in a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors."


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on May 06, 2017, 03:42:33 AM
"You don't look like a criminal."

"If crime showed in a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors."
Clearly not from the Portrait of Dorian Grey.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G870A using Tapatalk


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 06, 2017, 07:13:35 AM
We're No Angels


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on May 07, 2017, 07:10:05 PM
"You watch Ketchum while we go inside."

"Sure thing, Colonel. If you hear a loud noise, it'll be Mr. Ketchum dyin'."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on May 07, 2017, 07:12:48 PM
"Well I'll be a suckegg mule. Legs like that, and she can shoot, too..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on May 08, 2017, 08:36:34 AM
RocketMan, reading yer signature and I realized I know/remember the "Where's the beef?" ladys name.

Why? :old:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fifth_column on May 08, 2017, 11:49:18 AM
"Atta boy! Now you're fighting for the joy of it. For the sheer *expletive deleted*in' unholy delight of it!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on May 08, 2017, 01:39:19 PM
RocketMan, reading yer signature and I realized I know/remember the "Where's the beef?" ladys name.

Why? :old:

If you was old, you wouldna 'member her name.  So, youze ain't so old, is ya?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on May 08, 2017, 04:52:17 PM
If you was old, you wouldna 'member her name.  So, youze ain't so old, is ya?

No, I AM old and forgetful but I am, as a friend says, "A cesspool of useless knowledge."
 :old:


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on May 12, 2017, 02:42:33 PM
"'Dong' is the name of the Vietnamese guy in my class. He's good at math."

"That's racist."

"But he is good at math."

"I don't make the rules."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on May 12, 2017, 02:52:48 PM
I can't believe we've gone 54 pages and no one has quoted this line:

"Yer killin' me, Smalls"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 09, 2017, 11:49:49 AM
(not a movie quote per se, but a documentary quote)

Peter Bogdanovich:  "Mr. Ford, you made a picture called Three Bad Men which is a large-scale western.  You had quite an elaborate land rush in it.  How did you shoot that?"

John Ford: "With a camera."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on June 16, 2017, 10:26:18 PM
"Do you know how hard it is to get clown make-up off of a bone saw?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 17, 2017, 08:25:49 PM

"The Negroes took our dates!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on July 14, 2017, 02:59:16 PM
"These concealed-carry permits sure complicate a bank robbery, don't they?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 17, 2017, 06:26:48 PM
"To tear the flesh. To wear the flesh. To be born into new worlds, where his flesh becomes my key."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 18, 2017, 02:21:54 PM
"I don't care how big and ugly and smelly you are! You just can't go around eating other people's corsages!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on July 21, 2017, 04:34:45 PM
All those liberals, and intellectuals, and smooth-talkers; and all of a sudden no one can think of anything to say. Beneath me, this awful city, it screams like an abattoir full of retarded children. And the night reeks of fornication and bad consciences.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 23, 2017, 05:48:35 AM
"Of all the 14 karat saps. Startin' off on a caper with a woman and a dog."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 25, 2017, 10:40:59 AM
From the Art of Manliness:


100 Must See Movies: The Essential Menĺs Movie Library
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/07/11/manvotional-self-made-men-by-frederick-douglass/


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 29, 2017, 09:15:06 PM
If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on July 29, 2017, 09:42:15 PM
Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 30, 2017, 06:16:19 AM
Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

"What's the rumpus?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on July 31, 2017, 03:00:44 AM
"Petting zoo closes at 2. Goat roast at 3."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 04, 2017, 07:00:19 PM
Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on August 04, 2017, 07:34:33 PM
Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
I love that movie.

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

"There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.

And how I hate her."



Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G870A using Tapatalk


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 05, 2017, 07:01:13 PM
I love that movie.

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

"There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.

And how I hate her."



Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G870A using Tapatalk

I do also, a fun, modern, retelling of the first of The Canterbury Tales.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on August 11, 2017, 01:35:47 PM
It's called a lance.....HELLO!!!!


Title: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 11, 2017, 05:00:43 PM
I do also, a fun, modern, retelling of the first of The Canterbury Tales.



You forgot corny. It is very corny.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 25, 2017, 05:56:50 PM
"Oh, Daddy doesn't mind a little scandal. He's a Senator!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 04, 2017, 06:48:18 PM
"In school they call it the Dark Continent, but this is twice as bright as Indianapolis."


Title: Re:
Post by: makattak on September 04, 2017, 07:02:49 PM
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G870A using Tapatalk


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 05, 2017, 01:27:40 PM
"Atouk alunda Lana"

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on September 05, 2017, 01:40:47 PM
"Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 05, 2017, 02:51:58 PM
"'Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!' I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!"

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 18, 2017, 04:14:00 PM
"Atouk alunda Lana"

Brad

Zug Zug


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fifth_column on September 20, 2017, 08:06:30 AM
Drunks are so cute.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 23, 2017, 06:23:42 AM
"The truth always sounds like lies to a sinner."



"I thought all writers drank to excess, and beat their wives."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 23, 2017, 09:59:07 PM
"The truth always sounds like lies to a sinner."

So you finally got around to watching it.

Quote
"I thought all writers drank to excess, and beat their wives."

"You know, at one time I secretly wanted to be a writer."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 24, 2017, 10:28:00 AM
"You know, at one time I secretly wanted to be a writer."


Cary Grant can do no wrong.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 30, 2017, 07:31:35 PM
"That's just Neddy the Nut, flying his old Model T."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 02, 2017, 06:33:32 PM
"Wait a minute, you clot! You canĺt walk down the street like that. Youĺll be arrested."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 04, 2017, 11:28:57 AM
"I belee dis movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cuz he did brace himself, and knew sumptin' 'bout the levels of gravitivity and polarity."

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 14, 2017, 05:29:56 PM
"What do you know about a plane full of Ge-mer-mans?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 16, 2017, 04:53:09 PM
"What a way to die! Strapped to this infernal machine, with gorillas and dead bodies!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 17, 2017, 06:02:33 PM
"Mr. Rusk. You're not wearing your necktie."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 22, 2017, 12:49:46 PM
"In 1932 it was open season on cops. They were shooting them in pairs, like a brace of ducks."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on November 03, 2017, 01:20:06 PM
"I am curious about that chicken eating the rock. He basically lacks an intelligence required for pretty much... everything. So can we just... cook him?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies ... er, TV shows
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 09, 2017, 01:06:05 PM
"Mr. Augustine, seeing as how Drew Thompson is already in the Marshals' custody, why you're cutting off the tail of my cousin and offering him up is opaque to me."

"I'm gonna need Google Translate on my phone if I'm going to keep talking to you."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 10, 2017, 06:58:38 PM
"How can you arrest me here? This is my country."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on November 10, 2017, 09:57:43 PM
"What do you need to carry a gun for? In case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dog?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 11, 2017, 08:56:57 PM
A classic repeat but I watched it last night.

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 11, 2017, 10:34:15 PM
I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet:


"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on November 21, 2017, 07:21:27 AM
That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on November 27, 2017, 01:19:06 AM
"When life gives you *expletive deleted*it... you make kool-aid."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on December 29, 2017, 06:58:46 PM
Hey, you want to talk Mexican? Join another tank, a Mexican tank. This is an American tank, we talk American.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on December 30, 2017, 12:35:52 AM
Why does your vehicle remain inert?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 03, 2018, 01:41:01 PM
"Hey, hombre! A compliment on your shooting! You put a hole in me! Whew. I never had a bellyache like this since I'm a little boy. Hey amigo! Friend! I am going to give you back this bullet."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on January 07, 2018, 07:00:05 PM
Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr. Pepper, this is Mr. Pibb.

That's all they had.

Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.

Drink up.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on January 07, 2018, 09:01:32 PM
Just a note: Dr Thunder is worse than Mr Pibb!


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on January 08, 2018, 07:27:33 AM
Well done lads. Well done.

All we did is survive.

That's enough.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 10, 2018, 02:03:51 PM
ôI do not aim with my hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun. I kill with my heart.ö


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on January 10, 2018, 10:25:30 PM
Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind, kill with a heart like arctic ice..."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on January 16, 2018, 04:29:39 PM
"You look like you want to kill him."
"I don't want to kill him."
"Tell that to your face."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 16, 2018, 08:48:50 PM
"What about the Hague?"


*BLAM*


"I am the Hague."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 20, 2018, 06:35:48 PM
"Blogging is not writing.  It's graffiti with punctuation."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on February 13, 2018, 08:35:41 PM
"I ain't no lady! I'm Patience Barton!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on February 13, 2018, 11:29:46 PM
Jim, these are not robot questions.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 16, 2018, 02:36:14 PM
"Was your court at the trial of Visser constituted in any way like this? What rule did you shoot him under?"

"Like this?  Oh, no, sir, it wasn't quite like this.  No, sir, it wasn't quite so handsome.  And as for rules: we didn't carry military manuals around with us.  We were out on the velt,  fighting the Boer the way he fought us!

"I'll tell you what rule we applied, sir:  we applied Rule Three Oh Three!  We caught them and we shot them under Rule Three Oh Three!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on February 16, 2018, 06:20:09 PM
"Was your court at the trial of Visser constituted in any way like this? What rule did you shoot him under?"

"Like this?  Oh, no, sir, it wasn't quite like this.  No, sir, it wasn't quite so handsome.  And as for rules: we didn't carry military manuals around with us.  We were out on the velt,  fighting the Boer the way he fought us!

"I'll tell you what rule we applied, sir:  we applied Rule Three Oh Three!  We caught them and we shot them under Rule Three Oh Three!"


Breaker Morant?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on February 16, 2018, 06:38:56 PM
Breaker Morant?

Yup:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8N8Nvv6ys


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on February 16, 2018, 09:03:22 PM
Shoot straight ya' bastards, don't make a mess of it.

Great movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on February 21, 2018, 02:36:49 AM
SH: But the thing,... thing is is that...

BB: You don't know how to play 1st base. Scott...

SH: That's right.

BB: It's not that hard, Scott. Tell him Wash.

RW: It's incredibly hard.

BB: Hey, anything worth doing is. And we're gonna teach you.

SH: What about the fans?

RW: Yeah, maybe I can teach one of them.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on February 21, 2018, 01:09:24 PM
SH: But the thing,... thing is is that...

BB: You don't know how to play 1st base. Scott...

SH: That's right.

BB: It's not that hard, Scott. Tell him Wash.

RW: It's incredibly hard.

BB: Hey, anything worth doing is. And we're gonna teach you.

SH: What about the fans?

RW: Yeah, maybe I can teach one of them.

That was such a great movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 06, 2018, 07:03:19 PM
"Your husband was wanted by the United States government."

"May I have a sandwich?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 18, 2018, 05:44:11 PM
"You cannot reason with a tiger when your head is in its mouth!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 19, 2018, 01:21:56 PM
"Andy, we are guests of Lord Covington. Maybe you should let him play with the blue helicopter."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 20, 2018, 10:21:08 PM
"What will we do when we have lost the war?"

"Prepare for the next one."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on March 30, 2018, 12:42:43 PM
"For a burglar, you're not very brave, are you?"

"I'm a society burglar. I don't expect people to rush about, shooting me."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 04, 2018, 01:27:42 PM
"She has a gun to her head, kid.  Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on May 14, 2018, 02:18:18 PM
"Ach, one Fuhrer is enough!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 15, 2018, 04:18:24 PM
"How does it feel? Killing your own kind?"

"I don't 'retire' my own kind, because we don't run."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on June 19, 2018, 07:07:29 AM
"Winston... tell them... Tell them all... Whoever comes, whoever it is... I'll kill them. I'll kill them all."

"Of course you will."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 23, 2018, 09:37:55 AM
"You're asking me how a watch works. For now we'll just keep an eye on the time."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on June 27, 2018, 09:49:40 AM
"Have something to eat.  Give you the police discount."

"Flied lice?"

"'Flied lice.' It is FRIED RICE, you plick!"



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on July 14, 2018, 07:31:51 PM
"Did you really tell him "anger begets greater anger'?"

"Oh! Yes! I did.  I didn't make it up myself though. I can't claim that.  I read it on a bookmark which was in a book I was reading about polio ... polo ... no ... which is the one with the horses?"



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 04, 2018, 07:51:54 PM
"If you want my secrets you'll eat my sandwich!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on August 13, 2018, 02:45:20 PM
"Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on August 24, 2018, 08:22:01 PM
"The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be in-fring-ed."

"Infringed."

Anyone know what movie that's from?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on August 31, 2018, 10:29:39 AM
"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today."

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: bluestarlizzard on September 14, 2018, 04:50:00 PM
"Believe me, they will find a way. Governments loathe people being free."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on September 15, 2018, 07:24:46 PM
"Why aren't you laughing now? It's the same drunken sheriff, the same hat, the same outfit, why don't you laugh? Let me hear you laugh!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on September 16, 2018, 07:22:23 AM
"Get back in there, you mock turtle."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on September 18, 2018, 06:13:54 AM
"He's got a sword!"

"You idiot! We've all got swords!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Sindawe on September 18, 2018, 07:23:18 AM
"Who tripped the Fall, if not Old Georgie?"

"True-true? The Old Uns."

"That's just a rope o'smoke. Old Uns got the Smart. They mastered sick and seeds, they make miracles and fly across the sky."

"True. All true. But they got somethin' else. A hunger in their hearts, a hunger that's stronger than all their Smart."

"Hunger? For what?"

"A hunger for more."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 05, 2018, 04:24:22 PM
"God bless you, Recyclops, and your cold robot heart."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on October 05, 2018, 07:49:54 PM
"God bless you, Recyclops, and your cold robot heart."

Not a movie...


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 05, 2018, 08:11:13 PM
Not a movie...

Don't care. I quote what I wanna quote.  :P

Quote
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: Thatĺs not aů
Donna: Downton. Abbey.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on October 05, 2018, 08:31:43 PM
"We'll hold out until our last bullet is spent. We could do with that whiskey."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 06, 2018, 10:19:19 AM
"We'll hold out until our last bullet is spent. We could do with that whiskey."

Great movie.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 06, 2018, 06:48:38 PM
Don't care. I quote what I wanna quote.  :P


Well, if TV shows are fair game . . .



"Nice hat.  You take it off the dude at the diner?"

"That one didn't appeal to me.  Smelled like patchouli and scared hipster."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on October 07, 2018, 01:21:41 PM
"If that gun woulda gone off it a blown right up in my face!"

"Well it wouldn't a done my finger a hell of a lot a good either, would it?"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on October 07, 2018, 01:49:38 PM
Well, if TV shows are fair game . . .




No.  This is the "Societal compulsion to quote MOVIES" thread.  If you want to quote TV shows, then start a "Societal Compulsion to quote TV shows" thread. 

Make sure the first post is a link to all the Firefly scripts.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 07, 2018, 07:51:06 PM
This is a thread that was supposed to chew people out for gratuitous film quotation, so I guess we're not supposed to quote films here, either.

I've been quoting books and TV shows in this thread for years, and now you complain? What, have I been nominated to SCOTUS?


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: HeroHog on October 07, 2018, 08:14:00 PM
"...the attention span of a ferret on coke..."

The Rageaholic (Raz÷rFist), YouTube


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on October 08, 2018, 05:38:51 AM
I've been quoting books and TV shows in this thread for years, and now you complain? What, have I been nominated to SCOTUS?

Please provide us a copy of your High School yearbook.

 =D


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 08, 2018, 12:30:59 PM
Please provide us a copy of your High School yearbook.

 =D

I don't recall whether or not I even got one. If I did, I'm not sure I would still have it.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 08, 2018, 01:14:59 PM
How convenient.





... and back to the movie quotes:



"You're gonna help us start a war."

"With who?"

"Everyone."



Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 08, 2018, 01:33:16 PM
"Our last sheriff was a good organizer. Yellow clear through, but a good organizer."

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Ben on October 08, 2018, 01:39:49 PM
"Our last sheriff was a good organizer. Yellow clear through, but a good organizer."

Brad

That was on my list to potentially use instead of the other one. So many funny quotes in that movie.  :laugh:

It's on Amazon Prime right now and I just watched it again yesterday. Good, clean fun. Though it would likely be rated "X" if made today because of "metoo" and the patriarchy and stuff.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 08, 2018, 02:45:58 PM
"Okay! The first one to Dragonfire Crossing wins! You lose the race, you lose your car!"

Brad


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Amy Schumer on October 12, 2018, 12:22:39 AM
We buried him in this chapel in the mountains. And I went down and... and I told his mother. His mother, who has cooked meals for me and her son. And when I told her she... she just looked at me. and then she went in and she put on her shoes. Then she came out and she said, "Take me to my child." And we walked for six hours and she didn't say one word. Then we got to the chapel.

[sighs]

And I showed her the grave. And I'd put a... cross and some flowers on it. And she turned to me and she said, "I never want to see your face again."

[sighs]

I've crossed the line now


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on October 12, 2018, 08:19:26 AM
ô29 kids go in the water, 22 kids come out of the water.  Ice Cream Man, he take the restů April the 9thů half past four PM.ö


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fifth_column on October 15, 2018, 10:51:55 AM
"You couldn't hit a house if you was standing in it."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on October 30, 2018, 05:58:03 PM
"I'll be there with a clean shirt and a hungry face."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 30, 2018, 06:23:15 PM
Shiny. Let's be bad guys.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: RocketMan on October 31, 2018, 03:20:52 PM
Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

Best quote ever for this thread.  Mods, you can close it now.


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 30, 2018, 10:29:43 PM
"I mean, we work for the federal government. We're not that good at our jobs."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 08, 2018, 04:34:34 PM
"Well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 10, 2018, 03:56:40 PM
"She batted all them big eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken!"


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: makattak on December 12, 2018, 07:38:33 AM
Just because it's that time of year again:

"WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!"

"You asked for miracles, Theo? I give you the F.    B.    I."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: fistful on December 13, 2018, 05:15:15 PM
"American millionaires must be all quite mad. Perhaps it's something they put in the ink when they print the money."


Title: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
Post by: zxcvbob on December 13, 2018, 05:53:07 PM
ôSo the one-legged jockey says, 'Don't worry about me, baby. I ride sidesaddle!"