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Title: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: T.O.M. on November 01, 2016, 01:57:16 PM
At the suggestion of HeroHog, here is the APS cult classic film thread.  Tell us your favorite film which never qualified for an Oscar nomination,  is pretty bad but has good parts, or is just so bad it's awesome.   Two favorites of mine:

Lone Wolf McQuade.  Chuck Norris as Bad-ass Texas  Ranger vs. gun runner David Carradine.  Climax is a much anticipated martial arts battle between the two.  Key bad points...a dwarf bad guy, the death of Chuck's pet wolf, and some really bad acting.

Wanted Dead or Alive.  Rutger Hauer as ex-special agent turned bounty hunter vs. Gene Simmons as the Arabic terrorist.  Highlight...a cutdown 12 gauge hidden in a modified c child seat, and fun with grenades.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 01, 2016, 02:15:06 PM
(http://pre07.deviantart.net/a6d0/th/pre/i/2011/089/0/d/too_many_ostriches_by_topher208-d3curj0.jpg)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: BobR on November 01, 2016, 02:17:46 PM
The Mariachi Trilogy

Poor to middlin' acting, hot women, good music and guns, lots of guns. ;)

bob


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: fistful on November 01, 2016, 02:18:59 PM
(https://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/7/b70-3765)

I've never actually watched it.


I will nominate Mean Guns, just because it is little-known, and not all that good, but I watch it from time to time.

Out of Sight and Payback are in a slightly different category, since they are pretty good flicks, but rarely talked about.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 01, 2016, 02:29:46 PM
Four posts and no mention of Zardoz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 01, 2016, 02:32:28 PM
I thought the Zardoz was implied.   :angel:


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: charby on November 01, 2016, 02:40:56 PM
Kentucky Fried Movie

Amazon Women in the Moon


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Andiron on November 01, 2016, 02:50:03 PM
From dusk til dawn


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: bedlamite on November 01, 2016, 02:53:08 PM
It's a trick, get an axe.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Army_of_Darkness_poster.jpg)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: charby on November 01, 2016, 03:08:47 PM
Quote from: bedlamite link=topic=53077.msg1082460#m [ar15
sg1082460 date=1478040788]
It's a trick, get an axe.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Army_of_Darkness_poster.jpg)

 [ar15]



Title: Re:
Post by: Mike Irwin on November 01, 2016, 03:42:04 PM
The Mummy

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Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Tuco on November 01, 2016, 04:08:13 PM
Repo Man


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: MillCreek on November 01, 2016, 04:11:32 PM
(https://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/7/b70-3765)

Why, if I had a jacket like that, I could rule the world.  Or at least star in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Jim147 on November 01, 2016, 04:13:05 PM
Office Space.

Thread is done.



Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Ben on November 01, 2016, 04:14:48 PM
Napoleon Dynamite.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 01, 2016, 04:18:29 PM
There is bad, and there is Starcrash bad:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hqcGK72XYQ

I can only imagine that Christopher Plummer was desperate for a paycheck.



Dark Star, possibly the ultimate SF cult movie:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSccwmmrS5A


Title: Re:
Post by: T.O.M. on November 01, 2016, 04:40:37 PM
The Mummy

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The original,  or the version with Brenden Frazier, which features a ton of cool old guns?

 =D


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: fistful on November 01, 2016, 04:40:41 PM
Hot Rod

Think Tank

Big Dreams Little Tokyo


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: T.O.M. on November 01, 2016, 04:42:45 PM
Office Space.

Thread is done.



Sorry, Office Space is Cult Hall of Fame, as it's too good, and gets better as I get more exposure to the work world...


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Ben on November 01, 2016, 04:53:52 PM
Oh, I didn't catch that it had to be a bad movie. Nevermind Napoleon Dynamite then.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: freakazoid on November 01, 2016, 05:04:19 PM
I will nominate Mean Guns, just because it is little-known, and not all that good, but I watch it from time to time.


Great movie. I don't recommend the directors cut. There are some extra scenes that don't fit with the overall movie.


Title: Re: Re:
Post by: Mike Irwin on November 01, 2016, 05:13:05 PM
The original,  or the version with Brenden Frazier, which features a ton of cool old guns?

 =D
You really have to ask that question?

GUNS!

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Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: fistful on November 01, 2016, 06:17:31 PM
Great movie. I don't recommend the directors cut. There are some extra scenes that don't fit with the overall movie.

There's a director's cut of The Love God?


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HeroHog on November 01, 2016, 07:14:32 PM
Reefer Madness

Howard The Duck

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Motel Hell

Plan 9 From Outer Space (I couldn't make it all the way through this one)

Roadie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081433/) (Staring Meatloaf as Travis W. Redfish. I highly recommend it!)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: bedlamite on November 01, 2016, 07:36:14 PM
(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/t/54d52ebfe4b04764f8197cd7/1423257286670/11-fun-facts-about-big-trouble-in-little-china)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HeroHog on November 01, 2016, 08:39:02 PM
Oh God yes! ^^^

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
 


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Scout26 on November 01, 2016, 09:30:59 PM
Idiocracy.


If you want really, really, really, bad.  Then Cindy Williams in Spaceship, is mind meltingly bad....


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 01, 2016, 09:35:18 PM
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Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: De Selby on November 01, 2016, 09:37:27 PM
Anyone seen welcome to the doll house?

Or any Tod Solondz movies? 


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 01, 2016, 09:50:18 PM
Okay, here's a real one.  Spaceballs


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Angel Eyes on November 01, 2016, 09:52:21 PM
Has anybody heard of this one?

(http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/serenity.jpg)

Looks promising.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HeroHog on November 01, 2016, 10:11:58 PM
Teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuW_L8WJtMk&ab_channel=SurrealGoryfication)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 01, 2016, 10:24:48 PM
I remember watching this one in the theater

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Itsaliveposter.jpg)

"Another one's just been born in Seattle"   :rofl:


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Regolith on November 01, 2016, 11:05:33 PM
Tremors (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k)

Tremors 2 gets a shout-out for this scene:

https://youtu.be/3xeHPdm7e-Y?t=18s


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 02, 2016, 12:40:21 AM
Caught the last half of Tremors: Bloodline yesterday. A worthy member of the franchise.

If we're looking for total gaggers... C.H.U.D.     or how about The lair of the white worm.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: freakazoid on November 02, 2016, 12:43:37 AM
There's a director's cut of The Love God?

Fixed my post for better clarity. :)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HankB on November 02, 2016, 03:06:12 AM
(http://images.moviepostershop.com/when-women-had-tails-movie-poster-1976-1020209853.jpg)

They also made a sequel, When Women Lost their Tails. 


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: roo_ster on November 02, 2016, 07:43:08 AM
My mind must be in the gutter as I read the thread title as, "The APS adult classic film thread."



Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: wmenorr67 on November 02, 2016, 08:40:36 AM
Has anybody heard of this one?

(http://www.impawards.com/2005/posters/serenity.jpg)

Looks promising.


Not sure if you should be drawn and quartered or just burned at the stake. 

Surf Nazis Must Die


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HeroHog on November 02, 2016, 08:46:11 AM
The Tremors series was pretty much "great" as was the "Trinity" western series with Terence Hill!

Fritz The Cat (http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Fritz-the-Cat/Movie?id=36744) <-- XD
 Yeah, it's animated but it is NOT what ya think of as a "cartoon!"  [popcorn]


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: roo_ster on November 02, 2016, 08:51:33 AM
Idiocracy.


If you want really, really, really, bad.  Then Cindy Williams in Spaceship, is mind meltingly bad....

Hey, I misread the thread title, but not as bad as you. 

The thread you are looking for would be titled something like, "Contemporary Prophetic Works."


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HeroHog on November 02, 2016, 08:57:02 AM
"The Gods Must Be Crazy" was pretty good and deserves to be here IMHO.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Ben on November 02, 2016, 09:24:15 AM
Okay you guys, make up your minds. Is it only crappy cult movies (i.e. MST3K fodder) as the OP states, or good cult movies as well?


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: bedlamite on November 02, 2016, 09:30:11 AM
Okay you guys, make up your minds. Is it only crappy cult movies (i.e. MST3K fodder) as the OP states, or good cult movies as well?

This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HankB on November 02, 2016, 09:32:19 AM
Hmm . . . time to Godwin this thread . . .

(http://i1.wp.com/anythinghorror.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/iron-sky-poster.jpg)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: wmenorr67 on November 02, 2016, 10:35:17 AM
This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.

How about a movie about cornbread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-SBGpuoZc

Cornbread, Earl and Me


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 02, 2016, 10:37:53 AM
How about a movie about cornbread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-SBGpuoZc

Cornbread, Earl and Me

Is it Yankee cornbread, or the real kind?   [popcorn]


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: adively on November 02, 2016, 11:22:00 AM
"The Gods Must Be Crazy" was pretty good and deserves to be here IMHO.


My family loves that movie.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: adively on November 02, 2016, 11:22:23 AM
This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.

Give me sweet corn bread or give me death.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: RocketMan on November 02, 2016, 02:59:46 PM
They Live!


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 02, 2016, 03:13:18 PM
Give me sweet corn bread or give me death.

Kinda the same thing, ain't it?  ;)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: charby on November 02, 2016, 04:09:00 PM
Volunteers


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: HeroHog on November 02, 2016, 05:52:06 PM
I'm watching an anime series right now that was made to be a serious scary/spooky series but was a total flop in the original Japanese version and when they went to dub it to English, they were allowed to "do whatever they wanted as long as the dialog fit the animation" and it came out as a hilarious comedy series! A bit raunchy but good for more than a few giggles, it has become an anime cult classic, "Ghost Stories," the English Dub (http://kissanime.to/Anime/Ghost-Stories-Dub).

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1ud3dw/ghost_stories_an_anime_with_the_funniest_english/


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Scout26 on November 02, 2016, 08:43:01 PM
My mind must be in the gutter as I read the thread title as, "The APS adult classic film thread."


If that's the case, then let's go Godwin early !!!

Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: CypherNinja on November 04, 2016, 10:09:06 PM
Hell Comes to Frogtown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_pBD-1P9c8

 =D =D =D


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Triphammer on November 05, 2016, 09:31:51 AM
I NEED to see that movie.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 05, 2016, 09:54:31 AM
I NEED to see that movie.

It's a real movie.  At first, I thought it was a fake movie trailer from "UHF"  (google "Gandhi II")


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on November 07, 2016, 12:45:57 PM
The Prequels to Army of Darkness were pretty good/bad/horrible/hilarious

Evil Dead & Evil Dead 2.

Short version.  Evil Dead was a low (LOW) budget horror flick.   Came out so bad it was almost comedic.   So producers said, "hrm....." and turned the suck up to 11, cranked out a totally make fun of itself remake called (wait for it) Evil Dead 2. 


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on November 07, 2016, 12:47:42 PM
Didn't see it but maybe someone beat me to it.  Killer Klowns from Outer Space.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: zxcvbob on November 07, 2016, 03:03:15 PM
(http://zombieresearchsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Dad-of-the-Dead.jpg)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on November 07, 2016, 03:05:56 PM
OOOH almost forgot...

Shaun of the Dead

Zombieland


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Scout26 on November 07, 2016, 05:01:39 PM
Bubba Ho-tep

And don't forget all the 70's and 80's midnight fare.

The Song Remains the Same
Rocky Horror
Kentucky Fried Movie
The Blues Brothers
Polyester
Hairspray
Live at Pompeii
Woodstock
The Who Live at the Isle of Wight Festival 1970
The Last Waltz
Live Rust



Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: lupinus on November 07, 2016, 06:00:45 PM
Killer Clowns from Outer Space
The Last Dragon
Howard the Duck

I'm sure some others will come to mind at some point


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 07, 2016, 07:05:28 PM
Battle Beyond the Stars.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: fifth_column on November 08, 2016, 11:47:18 AM
Brazil

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Dead Man

Secretary

Brick


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: T.O.M. on March 14, 2017, 05:15:38 AM
Since Ben and I were talking about it in another thread... Demolition Man. (Yes, I have a thing for Sandra Bullock. Wife knows and accepts it.)


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: fistful on March 14, 2017, 05:23:16 AM
Yes, I have a thing for Sandra Bullock.


I know what you mean. It was the '90s. I was young and impressionable. She was cute, and approachable.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: lupinus on March 14, 2017, 06:03:50 AM
Since Ben and I were talking about it in another thread... Demolition Man. (Yes, I have a thing for Sandra Bullock. Wife knows and accepts it.)
I still want an explanation of those *expletive deleted*ing shells. I feel denied


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Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: fistful on March 14, 2017, 06:10:07 AM
I don't.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Ben on March 14, 2017, 07:02:28 AM
Since Ben and I were talking about it in another thread... Demolition Man. (Yes, I have a thing for Sandra Bullock. Wife knows and accepts it.)

Yeah, me too. She even speaks kraut.  :laugh:


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: fistful on March 17, 2017, 06:56:09 AM
The wife and I are inaugurating a new St. Patrick's Day tradition, involving the Eddie Griffin film Irish Jam, and Irish Jam bars. The bars, sadly, do not contain jam, but do contain Chocolate Lucky Charms and marshmallow.

Erin Goes Black, and doesn't Go Back.

I can't think of a less authentic way to celebrate my Celtic heritage.


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Scout26 on March 20, 2017, 08:54:59 AM
Brazil

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Dead Man

Secretary

Brick

Speaking of Brazil  Haven't seen Harold Tuttle around here in awhile...


Title: Re: The APS cult classic film thread
Post by: Brad Johnson on April 03, 2017, 02:12:32 PM
Bubba Ho-tep


This. Oh so much this. All snark and sarcasm aside, Bruce Campbell nails it and Ossie Davis is priceless.

Also...

UHF
Real Genius
Spaced Invaders
Buckaroo Banzai
My Science Project
Maximum Overdrive

And lest we not forget...

TOXIC AVENGER!

Brad


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