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Title: The perfect cat name
Post by: HeroHog on September 02, 2018, 10:26:10 PM
Michael Katz: "If I get another cat, I shall name him Razorclaw the Almighty, God of Phlebotomy."  :rofl:
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 02, 2018, 11:26:02 PM
Why do people give cats names?  It's not like they're gonna come when you call them.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Hawkmoon on September 02, 2018, 11:40:52 PM
They do pay attention when you use their name(s) in the same sentence as "Dinner!"
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: 230RN on September 03, 2018, 04:45:50 AM
Michael Katz: "If I get another cat, I shall name him Razorclaw the Almighty, God of Phlebotomy."  :rofl:

Yes, yes, I understand.  However, the kneading of the paws in your hair indicates that you are accepted as some sort of funny-looking cat. In other words, you are "in."

The individual names are to differentiate one cat from another amongst humans .  The cats themselves don't really give much of a damn unless a food tribute or "tithe" is involved.  AKA cat taxes.

All in all, my decades of observation of both dogs and cats forces the conclusion that cats are citizens, while dogs are mere subjects.

I love 'em both, but that's just the way things are.

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 03, 2018, 08:07:50 AM
Why do people give cats names?  It's not like they're gonna come when you call them.

My daughter's cat comes when called...by her anyways. Not usually to anyone else.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: dogmush on September 03, 2018, 09:03:53 AM
One of my cats will come when called. She's pretty affectionate so any chance for a scritch.

Her name is Schrodinger.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Fly320s on September 03, 2018, 10:40:14 AM
Why do people have cats?   give cats names?  It's not like they're gonna come when you call them.

Fixed.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: 230RN on September 03, 2018, 11:18:52 AM
Fly320s asked,
Quote
Why do people have cats?   give cats names?  It's not like they're gonna come when you call them.

Non-cat people have been asking that for millenia.  There is no single answer.  You ask ten cat people that and you'll get ten different answers, no single one of which will be satisfactory to a non-cat person.  Nor will all ten answers put together suffice.

I did notice they definitely save on heating bills in winter.  A cat on your lap will automatically raise the room temperature by 5°F.

Draped over your shoulders it's only about 3°F.

(https://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2017/03/shoulder-cat-lounging.jpg.838x0_q80.jpg)

I do not know why cats like to be carried around that way, so don't ask me.

Terry, 230RN

Pic credit:
https://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/shoulder-cats-felines-like-view
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 03, 2018, 12:05:26 PM
My daughter's cat would absolutely not do that.  She doesn't like to be picked up.  Loves to be petted.  Always wants to be in the same room as the people.  Loves my daughter to pieces, only tolerates the rest of us.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: TommyGunn on September 03, 2018, 12:42:56 PM
"Grimalkin."   It's an archaic  name for a cat, and Nostradamos had a cat by that name.
I never did, but I've had cats named Target,  Thomas Hewitt Edward Cat (T. H. E. Cat), Shambles, Tisiphone, and my current critter, Smudge.
"Razorclaw," b.t.w.,  is a terrific name for a cat.  

Some cats WILL come when called,  others will not,  while others are somewhat of two minds about the matter.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Hawkmoon on September 03, 2018, 01:01:48 PM
Fly320s asked,
Non-cat people have been asking that for millenia.  There is no single answer.  You ask ten cat people that and you'll get ten different answers, no single one of which will be satisfactory to a non-cat person.  Nor will all ten answers put together suffice.


Cat people understand without explanation.

Non-cat people will never understand.

Either you are a cat person ... or you're not.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: HeroHog on September 03, 2018, 01:06:14 PM
Phredd (Fred), our favorite cat, was VERY dog like in that he would come when called and was NOT cat like in that he was, well, clumsy as *expletive deleted*it! Great personality and loved me to death. Damn, I miss that damn cat...

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fherohog.com%2Fimages%2Fpets%2FSpeedy%26amp%3BPhredd_01.jpg&hash=430f0d41130a1a8503491b43be9c146e250badf7)

 :old:
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: grampster on September 03, 2018, 03:33:06 PM
We had a calico and she was named Gizmo.  She pretty much hated everybody.  She would cuddle, but only on her terms for the time she ascribed to it.

Her partner was Tubby.  She didn't like him either.  He was named that because one of our grandkids found him in the bushes by our house when he was a very young kitten.  He was skin and bones and a day or two away from dying.  We figured somebody chucked him out of a car.  We had a lot of that where we lived at that time.  He eventually grew into his name.

We miss both of those cats.  Giz was 18 and Tubby 16 as close as I can remember when they crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on September 03, 2018, 03:55:13 PM
Raleigh came when called. Roanoke sometimes does. Mosby and Ashby are either ignoring me or still don't really know their names yet (I'm betting on the former)

Rules when naming cats:

Never name a cat after a god or king. It furthers their delusions of grandeur. We stupidly named a cat Pharaoh. 19 years of insane, demanding and constantly offended cat.

Don't name a cat after a famous guerrilla raider. Mosby will steal the food right off your plate if you're not careful.

Also, don't name a cat after a egotist. Ashby has honeybadger attitude and struts around like he owns the place.


Place names are pretty safe, though.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Perd Hapley on September 03, 2018, 06:10:03 PM
Our cat lady friend gives her cats biblical names (obviously), which led to an interesting (to me) occurrence. Recently, she got two kittens, and named them Sarah and Gideon. Soon afterwards, she went out of town on business, and we went over to check on them. For some reason, though they have a larger water supply upstairs, we gave them each a bowl of water down in the kitchen. Or maybe it was food. In any case, Gideon drank warily, constantly looking around. If you recall your flannel-graph Bible stories, that's what Gideon wanted from his soldiers, when they drank from the stream. The ones that kept their eyes open were retained, and the others sent back home.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Mannlicher on September 03, 2018, 07:43:25 PM
I always liked “Dead Cat” as a proper name.    😜
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: TommyGunn on September 03, 2018, 07:47:03 PM
I always liked “Dead Cat” as a proper name.    😜


I have a feeling you don't like cats very much.   :O
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: HankB on September 03, 2018, 10:02:43 PM
I always liked “Dead Cat” as a proper name.    😜
One cat.
One highway.
One semi.
Flatcat.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: MechAg94 on September 03, 2018, 10:40:03 PM
I don't mind cats as pets.  What I really don't care for is the strays.  Everyone feeds them no one cares about their effect on wildlife.  I guess stray or feral dogs aren't much better. 
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: 230RN on September 03, 2018, 11:27:53 PM
          MY BLACK BODY CAT

I had a longhaired really fuzzy calico cat named "Phoebe."

I could rarely get a good picture of her because the camera's focusing beam would get lost in her fur and the camera would think it should focus at infinity.  There were tricks to get around this, but I couldn't just point 'n click.

I was not aware of the problem until I got some film back from the drugstore with almost all of the closer pictures of the longhaired calico being blurred. Took me a while to figure out the problem.  Further away, the cat subtended such a small area that the camera would just focus on her surroundings and of course her image would be too small.

I could have named her Blackie for black body, but that would have been very confusing (for the humans)  since one of my other shorthairs had a glossy black coat which did not confuse the camera.  The black cat was named McDougall.

Terry
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: grislyatoms on September 14, 2018, 09:19:00 PM
Ouija.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: French G. on September 14, 2018, 09:30:14 PM
Only accurate cat name is Trouble. He's my buddy, a sweetie after dozens of supposed last nights on earth. Looks a lot like Pharoah. 100 lb dogs will double their trip length just to avoid Trouble troubles. Go ahead and stop petting or ignore when you walk by, that's a claw for you.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Brad Johnson on September 14, 2018, 09:51:07 PM
This thread brings back a lot of good memories, and a tear that they're gone, about Boomer the big goofball and Minnie the loveable hellion. I'd love to have a couple more roaming around but I'm not home enough to justify having house pets.

Brad
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: grampster on September 14, 2018, 10:42:41 PM
We had a golden angora male cat when I was a kid we named Suzie mainly because he was so hairy, we couldn't find his junk till long after he was accustomed to the name.  He lived in and outside.  He also was king of our neighborhood.  I was sitting on the porch one day and I saw Suzie walking into the tall grass in the lot next door.  You couldn't see him but you could see the grass moving.  A big dumb hound dog was coming down the street from the other direction and he entered the long grass in the lot as well.  The moving grass finally met and their was nothing....then there was yowling and howling and then yipping and yipping and that hound dog came flying out of that lot with his tail was so far between his legs the tip of it extended beyond his muzzle.  A couple minutes later Suzie waltzed out of the lot, turned and gave a disgusted look up the street at brer hound dog making feet, then arrogantly strolled up onto the porch and laid down and went to sleep.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Hawkmoon on September 15, 2018, 12:38:09 AM
We had a golden angora male cat when I was a kid we named Suzie mainly because he was so hairy, we couldn't find his junk till long after he was accustomed to the name.  He lived in and outside.  He also was king of our neighborhood.  I was sitting on the porch one day and I saw Suzie walking into the tall grass in the lot next door.  You couldn't see him but you could see the grass moving.  A big dumb hound dog was coming down the street from the other direction and he entered the long grass in the lot as well.  The moving grass finally met and their was nothing....then there was yowling and howling and then yipping and yipping and that hound dog came flying out of that lot with his tail was so far between his legs the tip of it extended beyond his muzzle.  A couple minutes later Suzie waltzed out of the lot, turned and gave a disgusted look up the street at brer hound dog making feet, then arrogantly strolled up onto the porch and laid down and went to sleep.

Didn't Johnny Cash have a song about that?

Why, yes, he did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: zxcvbob on September 15, 2018, 01:55:57 PM
"Dammit" is a pretty good name for a cat -- even a cat that you like.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Hawkmoon on September 15, 2018, 06:53:57 PM
Speaking of purrfect cat names: "Survivor"

(https://www.newsobserver.com/latest-news/u8ekki/picture218456530/alternates/LANDSCAPE_1140/RAL-Florence%20RescuesA.JPG)

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article218445160.html
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on September 15, 2018, 10:28:10 PM
^ That kitten has a real "*expletive deleted*ck You ALL" expression on his face.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Mannlicher on September 16, 2018, 07:14:11 AM
perfect name would be "Dead",  as in "Dead Cat".    :)      I hate the dang things.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Fly320s on September 16, 2018, 07:20:34 AM
^ That kitten has a real "*expletive deleted*ck You ALL" expression on his face.

And the guy is saying, "Who's damn cat is this?"
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: TommyGunn on September 16, 2018, 02:47:32 PM
perfect name would be "Dead",  as in "Dead Cat".    :)      I hate the dang things.


Sorta unnecessary ....  ???
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 17, 2018, 08:22:03 AM
^ That kitten has a real "*expletive deleted*ck You ALL" expression on his face.

I took it as a "this is bullshit" expression lol
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: 230RN on September 17, 2018, 09:20:58 AM
I figured even at that age, the kitten was smart enough to seek higher ground --but not quite high enough.

According to the raindrops on the water, it was still raining.

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 17, 2018, 11:54:14 AM
perfect name would be "Dead",  as in "Dead Cat".    :)      I hate the dang things.


Don't be a *expletive deleted*che.  You've posted this twice in this thread. We get the point.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: brimic on September 17, 2018, 12:47:59 PM
Cat people understand without explanation.

Non-cat people will never understand.

Either you are a cat person ... or you're not.

I disliked cats....

I got a rescue cat for my daughter.

The cat took a liking to me instead of her, in fact, the cat pretty much avoids most people in my house, but won't leave me alone.

I guess cats aren't so bad...
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: brimic on September 17, 2018, 12:50:39 PM
Fly320s asked,
Non-cat people have been asking that for millenia.  There is no single answer.  You ask ten cat people that and you'll get ten different answers, no single one of which will be satisfactory to a non-cat person.  Nor will all ten answers put together suffice.

I did notice they definitely save on heating bills in winter.  A cat on your lap will automatically raise the room temperature by 5°F.

Draped over your shoulders it's only about 3°F.

(https://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2017/03/shoulder-cat-lounging.jpg.838x0_q80.jpg)

I do not know why cats like to be carried around that way, so don't ask me.

Terry, 230RN

Pic credit:
https://www.mnn.com/family/pets/stories/shoulder-cats-felines-like-view

True story. I worked late saturday night, came home and started watching a movie.
It was pretty cool in the house, as the wife had A/C set to 65.
I fell asleep. When I woke up, the cat was laying on top of me. I would have been cold, because I didn't have a blanket, but she kept me comfortably warm. I had to shoo her off me and go to bed though, the purring was keeping me awake.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: 230RN on September 17, 2018, 02:26:44 PM
Boulder Colorado.  Really hot day.  Wife1 and I took a walk around the block.  Halfway around, I happened to look back and saw one of our cats following us.  Poor thing was panting from the heat.  The sidewalk was very hot. I picked her up and quickly carried her home on my shoulders.  She drank a lot when I put her down back at the house.

Philadelphia (not me, not my cat):

https://youtu.be/pN0CkkY3_rQ

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on September 17, 2018, 07:35:48 PM
Mosby keeps trying to sleep with me. We don't have AC. It's hot. It's humid.

For some stupid reason he INSISTS that sleeping on the bed means he has to be touching me, preferably his whole length stretched against my leg.

Cats are nice in the winter, but in the summer? Nope. Cat gets kicked out of bed, literally.
Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: Devonai on September 17, 2018, 08:11:12 PM
Cats I Have Known (by Devonai)

Flyer
Jenny
Oreo
Cricket
Fox
Mystic
Paul
Lucy
Ezra
Phobos & Deimos (brother & sister)
Grayson
Spaz
Cami
Esmee

Title: Re: The perfect cat name
Post by: 230RN on September 17, 2018, 08:36:11 PM
I have a couple of rules about naming pets.

Must have two or three (not more) distinct syllables that sound different.

Must not sound like any other commonly used words or the other pet names.

I don't remember half of the pet names I've used over the years.  I have cremains of three of them, Inge of Valhalla, Tor of Winfaldet, Feekitty.  Two dogs and a cat.  Inge was a great waterfowling dog .  Tor got run over on a rural road.  I did not name her.  Feekitty was the cat I described above.  Had him for a great number of years, 17 or 18 or so, brought him from New York with us.  Passed away peacefully, just sitting/lying there under a dining room chair with his head on his paws.  I didn't realize he had gone for a couple of hours, thought he was just snoozing, finally thought he hadn't moved for quite a while.

Terry, 230RN