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Title: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: MillCreek on September 13, 2019, 04:17:20 PM: https://throwflame.com/

And not the wimpy one sold by Elon Musk, either.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: bedlamite on September 13, 2019, 04:41:34 PM: (https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/168/flamenwerfer.jpg)
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: Pb on September 13, 2019, 04:55:01 PM: (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/The_Wipers_Times_1916-03-20_p1.jpg/800px-The_Wipers_Times_1916-03-20_p1.jpg)

From the Wiper's Times

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wipers_Times
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: 230RN on September 13, 2019, 05:06:33 PM: Might be OK to play with up in the wet northwest, but man, around here in Colorado right now you'd be almost guaranteed to start something you'd regret.

Right now the relative humidity is around 20%, low enough to make your eyeballs shrivel if you don't blink.

Say, aren't those Dragon's Breath shotgun shells more practical anyhow? I don't know if they're legal any more, though.

ETA: Very interesting about the Wipers Times, thank you.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: HankB on September 13, 2019, 06:37:51 PM: Hmmm . . . wouldn't it have been interesting if some of the merchants of Koreatown had flamethrowers during the L.A. riots? >:D

And if one or more were available the next time a large crowd of antifa goons initiated violence?
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: Boomhauer on September 13, 2019, 08:43:18 PM: Oh *expletive deleted*ck yeah
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: Ron on September 13, 2019, 08:52:24 PM: I never knew how much I needed/wanted one until now :laugh:
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: French G. on September 13, 2019, 09:48:13 PM: Quote from: 230RN on September 13, 2019, 05:06:33 PM
Might be OK to play with up in the wet northwest, but man, around here in Colorado right now you'd be almost guaranteed to start something you'd regret.

Right now the relative humidity is around 20%, low enough to make your eyeballs shrivel if you don't blink.

Say, aren't those Dragon's Breath shotgun shells more practical anyhow? I don't know if they're legal any more, though.

ETA: Very interesting about the Wipers Times, thank you.

I so want it to be real, somewhere there was an old story about a cop leaving dragons breath in the home defense gun after playing around. Wife proceeds to set burglar in window, window, drapes, et. al on fire. Would love to be a fly on the wall. The cool wall that is.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 13, 2019, 10:39:37 PM: I'll be in my bunk.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: JN01 on September 13, 2019, 11:07:35 PM: Quote
No Job Too Big
Our flamethrowers are designed from the ground up to tackle a job of any size.
Prescribed agricultural burns
Ground clearing
Snow and ice removal

Hmmm- I do hate shoveling.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: slugcatcher on September 16, 2019, 09:24:23 AM: Dammit. I just talked my wife into spending that kind of money on a pto generator. I'll have to point out this is a little cheaper and see it if flies.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: grampster on September 16, 2019, 09:53:57 AM: Well it would be an interesting video of the firing of that lazy employee.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: AJ Dual on September 16, 2019, 10:04:36 AM: I have a dream where my gun club lets me get my yearly work hour requirement done in weed removal from the backstop berms.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: Fly320s on September 16, 2019, 11:09:37 AM: Quote from: AJ Dual on September 16, 2019, 10:04:36 AM
I have a dream where my gun club lets me get my yearly work hour requirement done in weed removal from the backstop berms.

I like that dream. I'll have to see if my club will let me do that.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: 230RN on September 16, 2019, 11:23:38 AM: Dream on. You would probably need a burn permit.

Good time to remind gunnies that there are a bunch of fires around the country, some due to firing tracer rounds.

So, dream on, but this old fuddy-duddy just wanted to take the opportunity to remind folks of fire danger in general.
Title: Re: You want a flamethrower. You need a flamethrower
Post by: Pb on September 16, 2019, 01:01:51 PM: Quote from: French G. on September 13, 2019, 09:48:13 PM
I so want it to be real, somewhere there was an old story about a cop leaving dragons breath in the home defense gun after playing around. Wife proceeds to set burglar in window, window, drapes, et. al on fire. Would love to be a fly on the wall. The cool wall that is.

I'm pretty sure that was posted by preacherman (Bayou Renaissance Man) but can't find it.