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Title: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: MillCreek on August 28, 2020, 12:56:44 PM: https://www.theedgyveg.com/2020/05/05/carrot-bacon/

I may very well try this so as to have an option for a vegan appetizer when our vegan relatives come over. It seems to be very popular right now on Facebook.
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: castle key on August 28, 2020, 01:02:52 PM: I'm trying this today!
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: Silver Bullet on August 28, 2020, 02:06:05 PM: When impossible Burger had its 15 minutes of fame, the head of Whole Foods came out and said Whole Foods would not be carrying it because it was the very opposite of whole food: the faux burger is one of the most overprocessed food in existence.

A few hipster heads must have exploded if they were not thinking of what Whole Foods is really about, and only saw WF as a store for the cool and hip.
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: K Frame on August 28, 2020, 02:10:19 PM: I've had a couple of Impossible Whoppers... Other than the consistency of the patty being kind of wonky, they're actually pretty damned good.

Friend of mine can't eat beef or other mammal meat. Alpha Gal.

He's been talking about trying some of the meat substitutes, but I don't know if he has yet.
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: BobR on August 28, 2020, 08:40:43 PM: Bacon from carrots.

WTF is wrong with people????

bob
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: zxcvbob on August 28, 2020, 09:52:25 PM: Quote from: Mike Irwin on August 28, 2020, 02:10:19 PM
I've had a couple of Impossible Whoppers... Other than the consistency of the patty being kind of wonky, they're actually pretty damned good.

Friend of mine can't eat beef or other mammal meat. Alpha Gal.

He's been talking about trying some of the meat substitutes, but I don't know if he has yet.

I thought Alpha Gal is what you called the leader of a hyena clan.
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: K Frame on August 29, 2020, 08:18:20 AM: Quote from: zxcvbob on August 28, 2020, 09:52:25 PM
I thought Alpha Gal is what you called the leader of a hyena clan.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/53907697/heard-something-moderately-funny-stupid-hyena-laugh.jpg)
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 31, 2020, 12:47:31 AM: The Law of Internet demands it:

https://youtu.be/GXhJPey3i_A
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: Ron on August 31, 2020, 10:16:53 AM: I keep seeing The Puke Palace with Re: Vegan carrot bacon being the most recent topic when I look at the Main Forums page and can't help but think how appropriate :rofl:
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: Silver Bullet on August 31, 2020, 01:48:04 PM: Quote from: Ron on August 31, 2020, 10:16:53 AM
I keep seeing The Puke Palace with Re: Vegan carrot bacon being the most recent topic when I look at the Main Forums page and can't help but think how appropriate :rofl:

=D

I dislike the forum names.
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: charby on August 31, 2020, 01:54:20 PM: "Pea, pea, carrot, carrot, pea
Why are they talking to me?"
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: RocketMan on August 31, 2020, 04:50:05 PM: Vegan carrot bacon. That's just wrong, not to mention a contradiction in terms. And it's just wrong.
Oh, and did I mention that it's wrong?
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: Jim147 on August 31, 2020, 06:29:23 PM: Cover baby carrots in brown sugar and pecan mix. Wrap in real bacon and bake until crispy. Fixed.
Title: Re: Vegan carrot bacon
Post by: RocketMan on September 01, 2020, 06:16:23 PM: Quote from: Jim147 on August 31, 2020, 06:29:23 PM
Cover baby carrots in brown sugar and pecan mix. Wrap in real bacon and bake until crispy. Fixed.

Don't know about the pecans, but I'd be willing to give it a try because bacon.