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caption this mitt romney pic
« on: January 31, 2008, 02:59:00 AM »
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 02:59:58 AM »
That is SO disturbing...
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 03:01:18 AM »
good for a chuckle at least.  grin

massachusetts gun owners can appreciate it, methinks.   shocked




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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 03:04:48 AM »
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 03:06:18 AM »
BOHICA....

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 04:48:10 AM »
"America, turn your head and cough!"

(Considering the sign behind him, I thought about submitting a line about packing . . . never mind.  shocked )
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 05:10:05 AM »
good for a chuckle at least.  grin

massachusetts gun owners can appreciate it, methinks.   shocked

Yes, they can. Bumper sticker I've seen in NH: "Keep your Mitt off our guns."

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 05:21:48 AM »
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When I'm done packing this fudge, could I push your stool in for you?
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 05:57:41 AM »
Romney is quoted as saying while donning his latex gloves, "Yeah, baby yeah!"
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 09:01:00 AM »
This is for all the Neo-cons who thought I would respect the Bill of Rights.

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 09:28:31 AM »
"If I get elected, I'm gonna need a bigger glove..."

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 10:46:47 AM »
Tell us where your guns are hidden, or we will make you tell us.
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2008, 11:00:56 AM »
I'm going to pack it like Mackinaw Island.
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2008, 12:37:13 PM »
The subtle, yet diabolical grin would do a B movie villain proud. If he had a snowball's chance in hell of getting elected, THAT picture would follow him around his entire term. Kudos to the quick thinking photographer!  laugh
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2008, 12:38:32 PM »
The subtle, yet diabolical grin would do a B movie villain proud. If he had a snowball's chance in hell of getting elected, THAT picture would follow him around his entire term. Kudos to the quick thinking photographer!  laugh

It is granny enough it was probably plucked from a video.

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2008, 03:05:14 PM »
Quote from: El Tejon
I'm going to pack it like Mackinaw Island.

hahhahhah.  El T, you're bringing back childhood memories of mine, I grew up in MI.  Never forgot the fudge or the horse poop on that island.   grin

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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2008, 08:38:44 PM »
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2008, 06:41:49 AM »
I know it's a tad late, and Mitt was my candidate after Thompson dropped out.  But he looks like a vampire donning a latex glove.
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2008, 05:04:52 PM »
"I'm not allergic to latex.  Are you?  Bend over, we'll see."
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2008, 09:35:21 PM »
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2008, 11:51:35 AM »
"Bend over,
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a big surprise."

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« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2008, 12:30:51 PM »
"Alright Hillary, bend over"
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2008, 01:15:07 PM »
"Now this here's why they call me Mitt."
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2008, 01:16:55 PM »
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley
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Re: caption this mitt romney pic
« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2008, 03:11:18 PM »
Drat.  I'm trying to come up with a Mormon joke that would fit here, but nothing comes to mind.   smiley

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