Author Topic: Cthulhu for President (Read 10106 times)

Ned Hamford · « **on:** January 31, 2008, 07:28:29 PM »

http://bp0.blogger.com/_hwSmIivYvJ8/R6Ey8ZfwQhI/AAAAAAAAAIk/lXRK2QHPrQs/s1600-h/cthprez.png

Dntsycnt · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:19:23 PM »

Hahahahahahaha....that's the perfect slogan.

Tecumseh · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:44:24 PM »

If I took that slogan to heart, I would be voting for any of the frontrunners in the GOP except for Ron Paul.

LadySmith · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2008, 01:31:02 AM »

So where does Cthulhu stand on the issues? Huh?

Boomhauer · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2008, 03:51:32 AM »

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So where does Cthulhu stand on the issues?

I don't know, but he would RULE at the debates. He could eat the other candidates...

James Fitzer · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2008, 05:03:04 AM »

http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html

You're welcome

Sergeant Bob · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2008, 05:54:40 AM »

Cthulhu for President

I could get behind that! grin

seeker_two · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2008, 06:52:19 AM »

But what's his stand on RKBA issues?...

longrifleman · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2008, 07:56:06 AM »

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But what's his stand on RKBA issues?...

Since he's impervious to pretty much anything short of nukes, I don't think he cares what we own. If you use something powerful enough to get his attention, he will just eat you first.

Bigjake · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2008, 08:37:31 AM »

If McCain walks away with a win on Tuesday (face it, that's a likely scenario), I'll be dusting off some H.P. Lovecraft and a bottle of old Bourbon to help cushion the blow.

Angel Eyes · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2008, 10:14:15 AM »

Quote from: James Fitzer on February 01, 2008, 04:03:04 AM

http://www.cthulhu.org/cthulhu/positions.html

From the above:

Within the first 100 days of its reign, the Great Cthulhu pledges to destroy the following cults:

Disney.
Mass Media.
Yuppies.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
People who use the phrase "information superhighway".

He/She/It gets my vote. Hey bogie, how about whipping out some "Cthulhu '08" stickers?

-Jack

seeker_two · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2008, 03:26:55 AM »

Quote from: longrifleman on February 01, 2008, 06:56:06 AM

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But what's his stand on RKBA issues?...

Since he's impervious to pretty much anything short of nukes, I don't think he cares what we own. If you use something powerful enough to get his attention, he will just eat you first.

Not if I shoot him......besides, I've been told I can turn quite a few stomachs...I can always work from the inside.... Wink

Bogie · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2008, 05:01:20 AM »

We tried that. They didn't sell. Then, when people were feeling confident and rosy...

I'll try to find the file - who wants?

Bogie · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2008, 05:44:57 AM »

Here's the image...

http://premium1.uploadit.org/docZox//elect3.jpg

SomeKid · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:22:29 AM »

Since it is a given I will not like either nominee, you have no idea how utterly tempted I am.

Bigjake · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2008, 01:17:09 PM »

Leme know if these do turn into stickers, I'll buy a few.

Bogie · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2008, 01:24:43 PM »

They be turned. Have been for some time.

Getting ready to post a hugemongous listing of stickage, after I kick this crap enough to be able to walk down to my basement without worrying that I'll kill myself on the trip. Sitting down is okay. It's the standing up that gets interesting, what with the coughing, gacking, wheezing, and personal fireworks display.

HAVE NOT communed with Mr. Floor yet. But you guys have yet to make me attempt to laugh today.

Tecumseh · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:17:06 PM »

S. Williamson · « **Reply #18 on:** February 02, 2008, 08:57:09 PM »

Tecumseh · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2008, 09:00:08 AM »

I do have to admit that I have incriminating pictures of Cthulhu...

Balog · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:19:41 PM »

Hey Bogie, I don't know how hard it is to whomp this up, but if you can do one like Dio's but with "settle" instead of "vote" I'll take it. Let me know if that's not practical.

Bogie · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:40:09 PM »

Okay guys... Do you folks think that more than ONE PERSON will want those?

(right now, I've got three web sites to get cranked this week, two of which are for paying clients).

RadioFreeSeaLab · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:41:31 PM »

I'm in for one or two stickers.

Bogie · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2008, 08:50:14 PM »

Okayfine - may make the text bigger. Should I stick with the little square kinda size, or stretch the text larger and just do a full-size bumper sticker?

Bogie · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2008, 09:07:34 PM »

Okay - got it traced.

How do I attach it here?

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Author Topic: Cthulhu for President (Read 10106 times)

James Fitzer