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« on: September 26, 2005, 10:15:13 PM »



It does again (now it's just a natty goatee). I got it wet and it's airdrying. As I stroke it, I notice that it smells very faintly of parmesan, or perhaps romano.

I am a very clean person and I wash any facial hair that I don't shave with soap.

This confuses me.
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2005, 10:24:57 PM »

Maybe your fingers smell like cheese.

Try this simple test.
Stop touching your beard.
Now does it still smell like cheese?  

If not, problem solved. Wash your hands.

Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2005, 10:53:12 PM »

Look on the bright side.

At least it doesn't smell like poop, right?

If that happened, you'd have a hard time getting folks here to even shake your hand.  Sad
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2005, 11:14:45 PM »

Simple - don't stand near the cheese factory while drying your beard!

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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2005, 01:38:22 AM »

Blackburn, that was evil. Wink
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2005, 01:40:49 AM »

Fall asleep with your face in a pizza again?

My hands often smell like olive oil. But then again, I use it as a skin lotion, so no wonder...
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2005, 01:44:17 AM »

not going to go there.....
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2005, 02:30:49 AM »

Well, it rather makes sense if you think about it a bit.  What is cheese but partially decayed animal fat?  And what does the decaying?  Bacteria, and in some cases fungus.  The particular waste products of a bacteria strain give each cheese its smell and taste.  And no matter how much we may wash, thee is ALWAYs a bacterial population on our skin/hair.  Perahps one of your commensals/sybiotic skin strains is a cheese maker.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2005, 04:36:37 AM »

Dang it guys! I come here on my lunch break, and I'm getting danged tired of having to clean bits o'lunch off of my monitor.
And Coke thru the nose...don't even get me started!


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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2005, 04:36:52 AM »

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Thank you for helping me never eat cheese again in my life.
No problem. All the more for the rest of us. Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2005, 07:54:19 AM »

Depends on the odor.  If it's parmesan, start dating Italian women.  If it smells more like brie, go for the French ladies.
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2005, 12:28:59 PM »

As long as you are not cutting it, be my guest!
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2005, 12:58:31 PM »

As long as it doesn't smell like Limburger. :x
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2005, 01:21:55 PM »

facial hair is for dirty hippies.
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2005, 01:32:44 PM »

Winston, when you can actually grow some, let us know if you change your mind.
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2005, 01:36:52 PM »

I got pwn3d.
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2005, 08:23:14 PM »

funny, my cheese smells like a beard!

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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2005, 04:54:02 AM »

I'm not even going to pretend to know what this thread is about.
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