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« on: November 14, 2005, 08:24:44 AM »
I've no idea how it started but we are arguing (@ work) about ketchup!:lol:

The Heinz crowd is smugly bigger but us Hunts folks are more vocal.

The consensus seems to be that it's ketchup too.Not catsup.

I love these slow days!

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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2005, 08:28:14 AM »
Screw ketchup.  BBQ sauce is the way to go.
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« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2005, 08:45:57 AM »
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Screw ketchup.  BBQ sauce is the way to go.
Frell that.  Salsa tops 'em both.
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« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2005, 08:50:28 AM »
A-1 baby...

and it's " 'chup" around here. Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2005, 09:25:16 AM »
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The Heinz crowd is smugly bigger but us Hunts folks are more vocal.
Any tally on insect and rodent parts for Heinz vs. Hunt's or are they about the same?

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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2005, 10:01:26 AM »
LOL,I'll ask.

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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2005, 10:13:37 AM »
Chipotle Mayonnaise. 'Nuff said.

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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2005, 10:19:17 AM »
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Chipotle Mayonnaise. 'Nuff said.
Yikes!Doesn't that do "things" to your tum tum?

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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2005, 12:45:10 PM »
You put a dab of each on a plate.  

Eat a finger full of Heinz, then a finger full of Hunts.
Eat a french fry dipped in Heinz, then a french fry dipped in Hunts.

Only a fool would ever buy Heinz again after that.

Besides, why support TereZZZZa Heinz-Kerry?

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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2005, 12:50:40 PM »
Franks Red Sauce or Dijon Mustard

Its Catch-up here
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2005, 03:32:55 PM »
Ketchup.  I'm older than all of you'ens.  Respect yer elders.  End of story.
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2005, 09:09:46 PM »
Popeye's anyone?

Don't know what brand of Ketchup Popeyes uses, currently what I am using. Along with the Honey, and Hot Sauce...oh that is Louisana brand, says so on the packets. Smiley Granted I prefer Tobasco...

So back when- I have two customers bring me homemade goodies. The fellow of German Heritage, brought me Horseradish, The fellow with Spanish Heritage, brings me Ketchup.

We have Ditsty doing the Twiggy imitation in the store as well...did I mention she and her husband were both PhD's in Psychology? "We both have been published...".

She says she listens well, I call it being nosy...

"Homemade Ketchup you say? What is it made from?" Ditsy asked.

"Ketc's.
Neat little herb grown in one's garden...". I mean this guy from Spain said this with a straight face, his soothing pleasant voice, and Professional personality, He was an Architect...

"Oh well like yeah, I knew that...". This person with the toothpick legs in striped leggings...been published mind you, responded.

Architect just had to mention his mother grows these in her special herb garden along with sage...and other spices. Ditsy is nodding her head in agreement...Mickey Mouse Earrings just a dangling...

German fella - a cook. I mean this guy could cook. Mr. Personality he was not.  " They want a $#@!ing hamburger, McDonald's is down the street...I hope they get run over too".

"Well , you got a choice of my *&)$ being made from Horses or Radishes..."

"Oh how totally GRoooSSSS!!! "

Feining she was going to throw up...she left... fast ...okay best could, heals in stripped leggings is hard to get anywhere fast in...

Ketc's

There you go, freak out the local "all organic - natural food store".  Ask if they have any Ketc's...any seeds to grow any...know any sources...

Be sure to ask the one that has 'been published" - they be the smart ones in the joint...

Folks wonder why I do not miss working with the public in some capacities...you are kidding right?

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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2005, 05:39:35 AM »
Steve,
Ketc's-- mmmm, mmm, good.

Do you pronounce that C-A-T-S? bwahahahahaha

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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2005, 06:45:02 AM »
On days like that I have found four words that will keep the pot boiling.

"Ginger or Mary Ann?"
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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2005, 11:17:19 AM »
Mary Ann.

Ketchup.

Maybe together. Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2005, 11:21:05 AM »
My mother puts ketchup on rice.  Seriously.  She makes a bowl of rice, and slathers on some ketchup.  I wonder if I'm adopted.

I prefer tabasco sauce as the staple condiment.

Mary Ann.  Ginger is a bimbo.