Cracked.com's 5 popular Zombie survival tactics that will get you killed

[seeker_two]

I have a way to merge both threads.....in the event of a zombie apocalypse, we'll raid the gun stores and National Guard Armories (beforehand, of course)....then we'll push the zombies into Washington DC while Congress is in session (preferably during a State of the Union speech) and encircle them.....the zombies should die of hunger in a few days....

...and then my plan begins.... 

[Viking]

From the link:

Now that's funny right there.

Tad bit expensive to feed it though. And imagine all the 4473's you'll have to fill out for all of those guns.

[Strings]

Which reminds me...

 Everyone talks about how ARs tend to breed in dark spaces (like inside a gun safe).

What do you do about paternity?

[Headless Thompson Gunner]

Who cares, as long as they're multiplying?

[Strings]

So you're in favor of single-parent ARs, growing up with no idea of their ancestry or family? What kind of gawdless heathen are you?

[RevDisk]

So you're in favor of single-parent ARs, growing up with no idea of their ancestry or family? What kind of gawdless heathen are you?

Dude, AR's with daddy issues are the BEST kind of AR's.  For uh, renting.  Owning, maybe not so much.  You wanna settle down with a nice Sig 550, you know?  And lie, extensively, if questions are asked.

[Strings]

You took that places even *I* wouldn't have...

[S. Williamson]

Dude, AR's with daddy issues are the BEST kind of AR's.  For uh, renting.  Owning, maybe not so much.  You wanna settle down with a nice Sig 550, you know?  And lie, extensively, if questions are asked.

And if that doesn't work out you can always order an AK...