Environutjobs Want to Ban my Soft & Fluffy Toilet Paper

[MicroBalrog]

I'm not trying to argue with you. I'm trying to explain myself. I'm sorry if it seems I am arguing with you.

[Balog]

I'm not trying to argue with you. I'm trying to explain myself. I'm sorry if it seems I am arguing with you.

Believe me Micro, we all know how you feel. 

[RevDisk]

They spray paint 'em black after they your factory to give you "plausible deniability."  Either that or your one of "Them".

[adds another layer of tinfoil, causing my spine to compress from all the weight.....]

 

SPRAY PAINT?  One does not SPRAY PAINT over hideously expensive aviation paint!  And why would we need plausible deniability?  Ain't you ever heard of 'product placement'?  Most companies would spend major bucks to have their product in the title of a major movie (Black Hawk Down) or prominently featured in a huge blockbuster (Our lovely and affordable MH-53 Pave Low model with the optional "Shapeshifting Giant Alien Robot"â„¢ kit installed wiped out an entire FOB in the beginning of Transformers).

You can tell the ones that don't wear their tin foil.  The mind control rays make 'em think black is green! 

grumble, grumble, grumble...

[seeker_two]

SPRAY PAINT?  One does not SPRAY PAINT over hideously expensive aviation paint!  And why would we need plausible deniability? 

Ease up, RD....we all know that the "evil black helicopters" aren't really black...they just have that custom paint job that shifts color as one's perspective changes....from black to dark green to invisible to cloud-colored....