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wasrjoe

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« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2005, 11:48:35 AM »
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The FBI is interested in any information about illegal lawn darts clubs. Said FBI spokesperson Allan Rice: "We are certainly concerned when American citizens openly disregard toy bans. For the safety of Americans, we would, if needed, use force to suppress these dangerous activities."
Holy sh... er, wow. That's the scariest thing I've read in some time. And I'm not much of a tin foil user.
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« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2005, 03:42:41 PM »
re check the link
its a canadian humor site

CANADA'S SOURCE FOR LAWN DARTS HUMOUR, PARODY, AND SATIRE
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2005, 06:34:43 PM »
Damn, I've been had! Oh well, not the first time. Now the story is actually funny instead of frightening.

And I didn't know lawn darts were popular enough to merit their own humor, parody and satire website...
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« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2005, 01:07:05 PM »
Quote:   I heard they're going to bring them back.  The manufacturer is going to build an internal lock into them, and you won't be able to buy more than one set a month.

either that or make them 'smart' lawndarts.  Only you can pick them up and throw them, or anyone else you program them with.  Otherwise they don't work....

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« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2005, 01:39:03 PM »
Mumbly Peg.

I played Mumbly Peg when I was a kid.  We used to use those big fat black Boy Scout knives with several utility blades as well as a small blade and a large blade.  Not really good for balance or throwin'.  They called it mumbly peg because of what you talked like when a knife went a bit awry and hit you in the mouth, or you got hit in the leg and got gangarene and you wound up with........you got it ....a peg leg.  
When we got a bit older, we started looking for the bigger Buck knives with only one long blade.  They were pretty sharp too.  Better balance for throwing.  Didn't feel much when it sliced the skin between your toes, till later any way.  We also used to lay your hand down splay out your fingers and stab between them.  They guy who could do it the fastest before drawing blood, won.
A variation on knives was to take an old broom stick, cut the head off'n a 10 penny nail and drive it into the broom stick.  Sharpen it up and it made a good frog sticker or a replacement for a knife for mumbly peg.  Spear instead of knife.  We would get nekkid or wear a loin cloth made out of rags.  Great childhood.  Had a creek and a river nearby as well as the huge rail yard with the old giant steam engines....Sigh...We used to shoot rabbits and pheasants and squirrels with our shotguns when we were about 12 or so.  cook em over a fire.
People today are wimps.  Especially the socialists that want to make everything safe and warm and fuzzy.  Without danger, were is the excitement of life?  That's why all these kids are doing these terrible crimes.  They have no dangerous outlet to experience growing up.  It civilizes kids to be in a dangerous life.  Some don't make it.  Too bad.
I'm feeling a wave of nostalgia.  I'll shut up now.
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« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2005, 02:16:24 PM »
huh. I never thought about it, but I guess I'm lucky not to have a criminal record. Back in the late 80's or so, my friends and I used to play mumbly peg. At the public park. In CA. with whichever knife we had on hand at the time. Most often a friend's switchblade.
I'll be darned.
Grampster, you're right. If all the danger is taken away, kids will find a way to make new danger.
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« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2005, 02:45:54 PM »
"Aw, geeziz, bountyhunter. Looks like we're about to go 'round again. wink"

I'm not promoting a position, I was just saying why they were banned.  If you are pro lobotomy, I'm OK with that.  Just don't hit my dog with one... my wife paid $600 for that little sucker.

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« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2005, 02:47:56 PM »
"Quote:   I heard they're going to bring them back.  The manufacturer is going to build an internal lock into them, and you won't be able to buy more than one set a month."

Hmmm....  I heard their sales were only going to be allowed in the red states because it had been scientifically proven that the people there have skulls so thick nothing can penetrate them.

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« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2005, 02:50:20 PM »
"Kids tend to throw them straight up in the air... and ER's had a steady stream of kids arriving with "lawn dart lobotomies".


"So, you're saying that this is a self-correcting problem then?"




Well, it certainly is natural selection at work.   Darwin's work is never done......

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« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2005, 03:29:24 PM »
The thick skulls in the red states come from the residents slapping themselves in the head  and saying "I can't believe they did (said) that" after listening to or watching another ludicrous act or statement by a blue stater.

  Oh, wait a minute.  There is no such thing as a blue state.  All the states are red, its just that those on the dole or feeding at the gubmint trough tend to cluster heavily together in a few locations within what would ordinarily be a red state.

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist the bait.  heh.
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« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2005, 04:40:02 PM »
670 injuries a year!! Oh the humanity! Our kids will have to take up safer recreation. Like football. Or bicycle riding.

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Lawn darts are an outdoor game in which the pointed darts are thrown through the air and then stick in the ground near a target. They pose puncture and other hazards of death and serious injury to children who are struck by them. An estimated 670 injuries a year from lawn darts are treated in U.S. hospital emergency rooms, and three-fourths of the victims are under age 15. Three children -- ages 4, 7, and 13 -- are known to have died in lawn dart-related incidents
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« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2005, 12:11:27 PM »
I thought only the black assault darts were banned...

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« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2005, 12:31:05 PM »
Wow, this is a funny thread. I hate to admit it, but some friends and I have done the "bottle rocket in the wiffle bat" wars thing. And we even used to play catch with javelins. (Shh, don't tell my mom).

Probably the most asinine thing I've seen was my friends. Now I didn't do this as I thought it a bit too crazy. But they would go put on motorcycle helmets, and leather and makeshift "body armor", then they would shoot at each other with .22's. Headshots weren't allowed.  But I do have to confess to having some nail gun wars on some roofing jobs  when I was a kid...