How to permanently disable a car alarm?

[seeker_two]

It's pre-Obamamotors... it's a honky car.   

....and you're violently angry with it....why are you being so racist?... 

[BrokenPaw]

Everything makes you violently angry?

Which means that a prophylactic dose of Xanax¹, we can solve the whole thing.  The alarm will still go off, but zahc wouldn't care.  Simple.

¹ Or, alternatively, whiskey^2
2 or, even more alternatively, a mallet

[Tuco]

I am here to say, with God as my witness, that whiskey does not solve violent anger.

 

[sanglant]

I am here to say, with God as my witness, that whiskey does not solve violent anger.

 

you have to use the beer bong and 1.75L bottle, otherwise it won't work.

[230RN]

When my sons and I were dinking around with race cars, there were folks who could get into the vehicles' computers to change the fuel injection parameters and all kinds of things for racing purposes.

I wonder if one of those gurus could get into yours to branch around the alarm system in the computer.

Terry, 230RN