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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2010, 10:56:24 PM »
Crow distress calls/sounds on a loudspeaker?

http://www.mscustomcalls.com/mp3/crow-raven/
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2010, 11:11:31 PM »
Hire Nick1911 to electrify your roof.  Think of the entertainment that would provide.
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2010, 08:54:09 AM »
Oooo, a giant Tesla coil!  [tinfoil]

"But officer, it's not MY fault the crows keep flying into my lightning bolts!"  [popcorn]
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2010, 03:14:15 PM »
Why are they ripping up your roof? Are there bugs under the shingles?  If it were me. I would go buy a dozen mousetraps and put them up there.
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2010, 05:45:25 PM »
Quote from: 280plus on August 08, 2010, 08:54:09 AM
Oooo, a giant Tesla coil!  [tinfoil]

"But officer, it's not MY fault the crows keep flying into my lightning bolts!"  [popcorn]

Win!
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2010, 08:29:54 PM »
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/S3_Spyder_Arctic-96-37.html

And it's darn convenient that crows are a nice low albedo color like black...  =D
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2010, 10:37:51 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on August 08, 2010, 08:29:54 PM
http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/S3_Spyder_Arctic-96-37.html

And it's darn convenient that crows are a nice low albedo color like black...  =D

Wonder how long you'd have to keep in on-crow to get a kill?
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2010, 10:44:28 PM »
Everytime I see this thread in the list, I keep reading it as "Cows are destroying my roof"

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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2010, 10:51:08 PM »
Reminds me of an episode of "NYPD Blue" where two of the cops have to get a steer out of someone's apartment.
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2010, 10:52:36 PM »
Just need to get a version of that mosquito laser rigged up to bigger death ray.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito_laser
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2010, 12:42:22 AM »
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2010, 02:00:25 AM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on August 09, 2010, 12:42:22 AM
THE solution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ftGUG7GRLE

"Why stop at crows? Ground hogs, foxes, rabbits.... hippies!"   :lol:
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2010, 08:47:23 AM »
Quote from: Nitrogen on August 08, 2010, 10:44:28 PM
Everytime I see this thread in the list, I keep reading it as "Cows are destroying my roof"



At least they weren't spider cows.
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Re: Crows are destroying my roof
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2010, 09:26:22 AM »
Quote from: Nitrogen on August 08, 2010, 10:44:28 PM
Everytime I see this thread in the list, I keep reading it as "Cows are destroying my roof"



me too, lol  :D
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