Kids and &err&me.
Steve, let me tell you what YOUR adopted niece pulled on her Mom and Grandmother&
Larry and Chris you might want to pay attention, not sure the wives need to read this tho.
With Easter coming up , Grandma thought getting the 5 almost 6 year old a dress for the occasion would be sweet and uneventful. Seems I am to blame for what happened, cant imagine why.
So in the nice store full, of shoppers I dont want a dress the kid says. Mom, asks sweetie why not? You outgrew that pretty one with the bow you liked so well?
Because all I hear is how women have to shave their legs when they got to wear dresses, I dont want to wear those stupid white hose and have to shave my legs, and I was a dumb young kid when I got that frilly dress, it is so, girlie.
Shoppers are nonchalantly getting into earshot.
Besides Mom, you are not gonna wear one, you said you were going to wear that nice business thingy with the pants and coat.
Poor Grandma intervenes Honey, I am going to wear a dress& Yeah but Grandma you have very close veins you said you hide...and them hose are old ladies hose&
Sales lady comes up, asks to assist.
Yeah, you got any pant and coat stuff like you are wearing for a kid my size?
Well, umm, let me think&is this for Easter Sunday? Sales lady asks.
Yeah, I mean yes maam.
Oh, well how do the other kids dress for Sunday school and Church?
Who cares about them the kid says Besides my Uncle Steve told me better stories than the Sunday school teacher, and she doesnt give us Cookies and Grape Kool-Aid like they did him when he was my age.
Until now the Mom and Grandma had stepped back a bit, now they came much closer to hear the stories.
I like the one where the guy was surrounded by lions, and this other guy came waterskiing behind a whale, he snatched up the guy before the lions ate him and they were going so fast the sea parted
Hey, she is a kid, and besides I might have missed something going after more cookies and Kool-Aid as a kid back then&
So the child is modeling a smart looking business suit in charcoal gray. You got any togas? Uncle Steve said the toga was some good reading and the only toga I have seen was that movie with the food fight scene.
Sales lady looks at mom and grandma, and my name was uttered in vain .
Other shoppers made some distance when the kid said Grandma, thanks for the suit and shoes, can we go to the store that sells BBs and .22 ammo, I want to take my guns to your place and shoot with Grandpa after we eat.
Hey, I was five once, a kid has a right to be a kid. I was just passing forward as others passed forward to me at that age