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Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« on: October 22, 2010, 09:04:12 PM »
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2010, 11:16:03 PM »
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Need for urgent money (To pay welfare layabouts) forces quick sale!  



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Q: Do you know what mileage the ship gets? I'm thinking of getting either the aircraft carrier or a Prius and need to work up a budget.
A: Well, this is faster and more reliable than a Prius, and people won't laugh at you when you go by like they would if you were in a Prius
 Oct 22, 2010   
  Q: Do you have a copy of the ShipFax?
A: How about a letter from the last owners mother instead?
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  Q: Hello, nice boat! If I win will you accept payment by Western Union money order for twice the winning bid and then refund the overpayment in cash? I'll need the cash to buy fuel and a few other things to get home to... Continue reading
A: See the question below... this is the payment method I was expecting!


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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2010, 04:57:08 AM »
Oh, my...

We need to pool our ready cash for this... >:D
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2010, 06:52:57 AM »
Will the seller take payment via GunPal/GPal?

If so, we could use C&S's Daddy's account. =D

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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2010, 09:54:36 AM »
I'm in for $20........
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2010, 10:25:45 AM »
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Q:    I see a scrape or scuff about 30m aft and 5m below the hawse pipe. Is it just cosmetic or does it penetrate the gel coat? Do you think it would buff out?   Oct-21-10
A:    I'm sure it will buff out. If not, just paint over it
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2010, 11:12:01 AM »
Are the Harriers included in the sale?
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2010, 11:54:16 AM »
Are the WRENS included in the sale?.....  ;)
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2010, 01:49:38 PM »
I looked up the wiki on the Arc Royal, the ship is being scrapped because they are cutting the defense budget of the UK by 8%. 
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2010, 02:18:05 PM »
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Q: Can you ship the ship by UPS ?
A: Only if you provide the cardboard box.

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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2010, 02:22:46 PM »
Only 572 cup holders?  Come on.
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2010, 11:57:18 PM »
Not listed anymore.   =(  I hope someone copied the questions and answers  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2010, 12:50:00 AM »
I asked if he would match Walmart's free ship to store.  I might be able to float that sucker in Lake Tahoe, I doubt that I could turn it though. 
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 02:26:50 AM »
Quote from: scanr on October 24, 2010, 12:50:00 AM
I asked if he would match Walmart's free ship to store.  I might be able to float that sucker in Lake Tahoe, I doubt that I could turn it though. 

Pivot turn it. A ship like that can turn within a few lengths if handled right.
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Re: Found the perfect boat for the APS pirate hunting expedition
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 12:57:20 PM »
Does it have bow thrusters? If so, problem solved!
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