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JAlexander
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« on: March 04, 2005, 06:41:18 AM »

The article can be summed up as follows:

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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. - A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.


But if you want to read the rest of it, check out this URL.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=2&u=/ap/20050304/ap_on_re_us/chimpanzee_attack
It comes with a warning, though.  What those chimps did to that poor guy isn't nice.

James
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2005, 07:28:21 AM »

:shock:  I knew there was something I didn't like about chimps.
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For entertainment purposes only.
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2005, 07:52:15 AM »

Maybe that'll teach them not to monkey around with wild animals.
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No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2005, 08:53:31 AM »

It seems appropriate to quote Charlton Heston at this point.  "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. "

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jamz
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bleem


« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2005, 09:18:32 AM »

Man, they should sue this one all the way up to chimp justice of the supreme court!

Love, James
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2005, 11:33:53 PM »

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It seems appropriate to quote Charlton Heston at this point.  "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. "

James


 cheesy  cheesy  cheesy

Quick, what is the best caliber/gun combo for mutant zombie chimps?
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2005, 12:23:46 AM »

Chimps are vicious little darlings , anyone else seen the doc where they hunt the monkeys, tear about six limb from limb in ten secs or so then play footie with the heads? Not cute and fluffy. Some people should know better than to keep something like that as a pet.
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