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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1075 on: March 11, 2014, 10:45:17 PM »
"I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1076 on: March 11, 2014, 10:46:53 PM »
Lisa, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1077 on: March 11, 2014, 10:59:15 PM »
Well, if sitcom's are allowed.


I think I've quoted a couple of songs up in this piece. Honey badger quote whatever he want.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1078 on: March 12, 2014, 07:05:55 PM »
"You ever seen a shark's eyes, Chief?  Kind of like dolls' eyes, all black and lifeless-like.  Twenty-nine kids go in the water, twenty-two kids come out of the water.  The Ice Cream Man, he take the rest.  April the 9th, half past 4 p.m."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1079 on: March 13, 2014, 11:50:27 AM »
Actually I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1080 on: March 13, 2014, 12:16:51 PM »
The thing about a dolphin. He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. And then those black eyes roll over white <ughhh> and then you hear that terrible, high-pitched screaming!
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1081 on: March 13, 2014, 01:41:13 PM »
Dolphin?
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1082 on: March 13, 2014, 01:45:04 PM »
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1083 on: March 15, 2014, 03:21:08 PM »
"Objection, your honor: strangling the witness!"

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1084 on: March 15, 2014, 11:36:16 PM »
You're too stupid to have a good time.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1085 on: March 15, 2014, 11:36:47 PM »
People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1086 on: March 15, 2014, 11:38:37 PM »
"Where have you been? I've beamed and beamed."
"Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job."
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1087 on: March 16, 2014, 01:00:48 AM »
"When I was his age, I worked in a slaughterhouse. It was a good experience. I learned how to use a hammer."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1088 on: March 16, 2014, 01:02:43 AM »
"Hammer, you don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"You want me to kill the mayor?"

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1089 on: March 16, 2014, 09:00:33 AM »
"Hammer, you don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"You want me to kill the mayor?"


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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1090 on: March 16, 2014, 12:52:18 PM »
"Hammer, you don't seem to understand the point of my dilemma. I've been fighting with city hall for over two months now. They're talking about making cutbacks! The mayor is threatening this entire department! Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"You want me to kill the mayor?"

Loved that show.
A friend of mine was at that point dating the woman he would eventually marry.   On weekends they'd often go for a drive in the countryside.   Now, he loved SLEDGE HAMMER but she couldn't stand the show.  About the time she thought he'd gotten lost in the back-country she'd ask him if he knew where they were, and he replied with Sledge's famous line; "trust me, I know what I'm doing."
But they actually did get married.  She must have been the forgiving type. :angel:
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1091 on: March 16, 2014, 02:48:02 PM »
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Re: Re: Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1092 on: March 16, 2014, 04:04:01 PM »
http://www.hulu.com/sledge-hammer

I think this is the best feature of my HuluPlus membership.


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« Reply #1093 on: March 16, 2014, 06:18:04 PM »
I think this is the best feature of my HuluPlus membership.


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It's free for ever-body. With HuluPlus do you not get ads, maybe?
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1094 on: March 16, 2014, 09:03:59 PM »
We're not stealing them Marty, we're souveniring them.
"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1095 on: March 16, 2014, 09:26:43 PM »
Loved that show.
A friend of mine was at that point dating the woman he would eventually marry.   On weekends they'd often go for a drive in the countryside.   Now, he loved SLEDGE HAMMER but she couldn't stand the show.  About the time she thought he'd gotten lost in the back-country she'd ask him if he knew where they were, and he replied with Sledge's famous line; "trust me, I know what I'm doing."
But they actually did get married.  She must have been the forgiving type. :angel:
:laugh: nice.
A few more from that awesome show:

"You've never played target practice?"
"In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents."
"Here we call them liberals."

"You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich.""
"Hammer, you can't do that!"
"What? There's no setting for sandwich?"

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1096 on: March 22, 2014, 06:56:18 PM »
:laugh: nice.
A few more from that awesome show:

"You've never played target practice?"
"In Russia, we practice by shooting dissidents."
"Here we call them liberals."

"You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich.""
"Hammer, you can't do that!"
"What? There's no setting for sandwich?"


"Hey now, what did that shrink mean, that I 'personify' my gun?"
"Well, you treat your gun like a living, breathing thing."
"That's not personification, Dorough. It's love."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1097 on: March 24, 2014, 11:16:05 AM »
Sledge Hammer is pure comedy gold.
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1098 on: April 05, 2014, 06:47:35 PM »
"A plan - let me put on my slightly larger glasses."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1099 on: April 07, 2014, 11:01:57 PM »
"Anyone still feeling stressed by the end of the day - WILL BE FIRED!"


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