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Mike Irwin
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« Reply #1250 on: August 30, 2016, 06:53:00 AM »

Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.
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You're not diggin'


« Reply #1251 on: August 31, 2016, 04:37:11 PM »

"Welcome to the inside of your head.  It's kind-of empty in here."
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« Reply #1252 on: September 01, 2016, 03:15:10 AM »

"Quid pro quo, Mr. Colt."

"What's the mean?"

"It means, I'm pretentious."
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I spent a week in that town one night....


« Reply #1253 on: September 04, 2016, 11:57:12 AM »

It's all speculation until you jam your dick in it.
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« Reply #1254 on: September 20, 2016, 06:56:14 PM »

"Only one is a wanderer. Two together are going somewhere."
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« Reply #1255 on: October 01, 2016, 07:16:03 PM »

"Thank you, Mike. I think men are wonderful."
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« Reply #1256 on: October 13, 2016, 09:04:01 PM »

"It's just a matter of time before he walks through that door in a wheelchair."
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« Reply #1257 on: October 13, 2016, 09:04:25 PM »

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« Reply #1258 on: October 14, 2016, 04:03:09 AM »

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Been watching silent movies again?
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« Reply #1259 on: October 14, 2016, 06:35:38 AM »

We're under strict orders from President Clinton to seal this place up. While I may not like him, or his mouthy wife, those are the orders.
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« Reply #1260 on: October 14, 2016, 06:41:00 AM »

Been watching silent movies again?

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« Reply #1261 on: October 14, 2016, 07:36:55 PM »

"How long since your last confession, my son?"

"Ah, it's been, what, 27 hours."

"It's really too often, my son. You're not that bad."

"I don't know, Father. I snuck a cigarette. Or two. I didn't make it home in time for dinner. And I, uh, I struck a movie star in anger."

"Alright. Five Hail Mary's"
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« Reply #1262 on: October 14, 2016, 07:53:09 PM »

I'll keelhaul your ass, and thats serious on an aircraft carrier.

NOTE: It's serious on ANY danged ship! If you don't know much about Keelhauling, one word - barnacles.
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« Reply #1263 on: October 16, 2016, 10:18:15 PM »

"Let me guess: this isn't about the alcohol or the tobacco."
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« Reply #1264 on: October 26, 2016, 03:26:38 PM »

"They don't have meetings about rainbows."
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« Reply #1265 on: October 28, 2016, 06:47:42 AM »

You were just saying? Just saying gets people sent away. Just saying got me a nine-year stretch in Alcatraz, you understand? So, just saying can get you buried real quick...
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« Reply #1266 on: October 31, 2016, 05:51:48 PM »

"See, if it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic."
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« Reply #1267 on: November 02, 2016, 06:19:53 PM »

"Neurotics build castles in the sky; psychotics live in them." 

"And psychiatrists collect the rent."
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« Reply #1268 on: November 09, 2016, 04:25:15 PM »

"I should call the plumber. He's good at getting things out of things."
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« Reply #1269 on: November 14, 2016, 07:24:53 PM »

"How do you say in English, 'parachute'?"

"Parachute."
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« Reply #1270 on: November 19, 2016, 06:16:31 PM »

"I got a problem, Snake *expletive deleted*it, and I think you're the solution."
"I've been called a lot of things, Colonel, never a solution."
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« Reply #1271 on: November 20, 2016, 07:21:48 PM »

"You see, the safety catch was on. It limits the range of the weapon considerably."
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« Reply #1272 on: November 20, 2016, 10:27:14 PM »

"Nothing quite so much like God on earth as a general on the battlefield."
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« Reply #1273 on: November 21, 2016, 06:28:01 AM »

"You see, the safety catch was on. It limits the range of the weapon considerably."

That's a quote from an old "Man from U.N.C.L.E." TV episode.
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« Reply #1274 on: November 21, 2016, 06:29:47 AM »

"Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady."
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Some joker wrote on a bathroom wall, "Is there really intelligent life on Earth?"
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