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« Reply #1300 on: March 25, 2017, 06:59:06 AM »

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I loved John Wick.
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« Reply #1301 on: March 25, 2017, 09:25:47 AM »

You know how you see a post you made months ago, and there's a typo, so you hit modify? Only Modify is no longer Modify, because the Quote button is there now, instead?  Face Palm!
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« Reply #1302 on: March 26, 2017, 05:45:58 PM »

Just answer the questions, Mr. Paquette. The attorneys will provide the wisecracks.
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« Reply #1303 on: March 28, 2017, 12:41:45 PM »

IT WAS MEEEEEE!

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« Reply #1304 on: March 28, 2017, 01:37:10 PM »

IT WAS MEEEEEE!

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I hate to admit it,  but I miss Jim Carrey. His movies seem so much more innocent compared to today's "humor."

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« Reply #1305 on: March 28, 2017, 01:38:37 PM »

I hate to admit it,  but I miss Jim Carrey. His movies seem so much more innocent compared to today's "humor."

I take it you never saw Me, Myself, and Irene
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« Reply #1306 on: March 28, 2017, 07:11:37 PM »

I take it you never saw Me, Myself, and Irene
You are correct,  sir.
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« Reply #1307 on: March 28, 2017, 07:33:39 PM »

Oh, it gets a lot worse with ole Jim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Wn3Eey6dY
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« Reply #1308 on: March 28, 2017, 09:35:23 PM »

You are correct,  sir.

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« Reply #1309 on: March 29, 2017, 09:16:42 AM »

Oh, it gets a lot worse with ole Jim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Wn3Eey6dY

After watching that, (tacky joke about Jim and, well, how he died)!
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« Reply #1310 on: March 30, 2017, 06:24:01 PM »

You are jumping from an aero plane, sir. Not a whorehouse window.
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« Reply #1311 on: March 30, 2017, 09:34:46 PM »

"The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars."
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« Reply #1312 on: March 31, 2017, 03:11:06 AM »

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you, and everyone you care about!"
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« Reply #1313 on: March 31, 2017, 08:44:02 AM »

"Badgers!? Badgers!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!"
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« Reply #1314 on: March 31, 2017, 11:02:45 AM »

"What are your superpowers, again?"

"I'm rich."
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« Reply #1315 on: April 01, 2017, 05:57:13 PM »

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« Reply #1316 on: April 03, 2017, 03:53:56 PM »

"... it sound like these ol' boys died of natural causes."

"How's that, sheriff?"

"Natural to the line of work they was in."

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« Reply #1317 on: April 03, 2017, 05:28:05 PM »

"Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?"
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« Reply #1318 on: April 07, 2017, 08:27:10 AM »

"Not on zis side... not on zat side... but right in ze middle!"

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« Reply #1319 on: April 25, 2017, 12:34:46 PM »

"First time being robbed? No fun, right?"

"They got pictures of my family, my daughters, where we live, my daughters' school..."

"Walter, you're a bank manager.  You should be smart enough to know that the monster has gone digital.  Be careful what you InstaGoogleTweetFace."
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« Reply #1320 on: May 05, 2017, 05:44:19 PM »

"You don't look like a criminal."

"If crime showed in a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors."
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« Reply #1321 on: May 06, 2017, 03:42:33 AM »

"You don't look like a criminal."

"If crime showed in a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors."
Clearly not from the Portrait of Dorian Grey.

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« Reply #1322 on: May 06, 2017, 07:13:35 AM »

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« Reply #1323 on: May 07, 2017, 07:10:05 PM »

"You watch Ketchum while we go inside."

"Sure thing, Colonel. If you hear a loud noise, it'll be Mr. Ketchum dyin'."
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« Reply #1324 on: May 07, 2017, 07:12:48 PM »

"Well I'll be a suckegg mule. Legs like that, and she can shoot, too..."
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