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« Reply #1325 on: May 08, 2017, 08:36:34 AM »

RocketMan, reading yer signature and I realized I know/remember the "Where's the beef?" ladys name.

Why? Grumpy Old Man
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« Reply #1326 on: May 08, 2017, 11:49:18 AM »

"Atta boy! Now you're fighting for the joy of it. For the sheer *expletive deleted*in' unholy delight of it!"
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No American citizen should be willing to accept a government that uses its power against its own people.  -  Catherine Engelbrecht
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« Reply #1327 on: May 08, 2017, 01:39:19 PM »

RocketMan, reading yer signature and I realized I know/remember the "Where's the beef?" ladys name.

Why? Grumpy Old Man

If you was old, you wouldna 'member her name.  So, youze ain't so old, is ya?
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« Reply #1328 on: May 08, 2017, 04:52:17 PM »

If you was old, you wouldna 'member her name.  So, youze ain't so old, is ya?

No, I AM old and forgetful but I am, as a friend says, "A cesspool of useless knowledge."
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« Reply #1329 on: May 12, 2017, 02:42:33 PM »

"'Dong' is the name of the Vietnamese guy in my class. He's good at math."

"That's racist."

"But he is good at math."

"I don't make the rules."
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« Reply #1330 on: May 12, 2017, 02:52:48 PM »

I can't believe we've gone 54 pages and no one has quoted this line:

"Yer killin' me, Smalls"
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« Reply #1331 on: June 09, 2017, 11:49:49 AM »

(not a movie quote per se, but a documentary quote)

Peter Bogdanovich:  "Mr. Ford, you made a picture called Three Bad Men which is a large-scale western.  You had quite an elaborate land rush in it.  How did you shoot that?"

John Ford: "With a camera."
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« Reply #1332 on: June 16, 2017, 10:26:18 PM »

"Do you know how hard it is to get clown make-up off of a bone saw?
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« Reply #1333 on: June 17, 2017, 08:25:49 PM »


"The Negroes took our dates!"
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« Reply #1334 on: July 14, 2017, 02:59:16 PM »

"These concealed-carry permits sure complicate a bank robbery, don't they?"
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« Reply #1335 on: July 17, 2017, 06:26:48 PM »

"To tear the flesh. To wear the flesh. To be born into new worlds, where his flesh becomes my key."
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« Reply #1336 on: July 18, 2017, 02:21:54 PM »

"I don't care how big and ugly and smelly you are! You just can't go around eating other people's corsages!
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« Reply #1337 on: July 21, 2017, 04:34:45 PM »

All those liberals, and intellectuals, and smooth-talkers; and all of a sudden no one can think of anything to say. Beneath me, this awful city, it screams like an abattoir full of retarded children. And the night reeks of fornication and bad consciences.
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« Reply #1338 on: July 23, 2017, 05:48:35 AM »

"Of all the 14 karat saps. Startin' off on a caper with a woman and a dog."
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« Reply #1339 on: July 25, 2017, 10:40:59 AM »

From the Art of Manliness:


100 Must See Movies: The Essential Menĺs Movie Library
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/07/11/manvotional-self-made-men-by-frederick-douglass/
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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
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« Reply #1340 on: July 29, 2017, 09:15:06 PM »

If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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I spent a week in that town one night....


« Reply #1341 on: July 29, 2017, 09:42:15 PM »

Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #1342 on: July 30, 2017, 06:16:19 AM »

Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

"What's the rumpus?"
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« Reply #1343 on: July 31, 2017, 03:00:44 AM »

"Petting zoo closes at 2. Goat roast at 3."
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« Reply #1344 on: August 04, 2017, 07:00:19 PM »

Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
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« Reply #1345 on: August 04, 2017, 07:34:33 PM »

Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
I love that movie.

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

"There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.

And how I hate her."



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« Reply #1346 on: August 05, 2017, 07:01:13 PM »

I love that movie.

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

"There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.

And how I hate her."



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I do also, a fun, modern, retelling of the first of The Canterbury Tales.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #1347 on: August 11, 2017, 01:35:47 PM »

It's called a lance.....HELLO!!!!
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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
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« Reply #1348 on: August 11, 2017, 05:00:43 PM »

I do also, a fun, modern, retelling of the first of The Canterbury Tales.



You forgot corny. It is very corny.
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« Reply #1349 on: August 25, 2017, 05:56:50 PM »

"Oh, Daddy doesn't mind a little scandal. He's a Senator!"
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