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« Reply #1325 on: May 08, 2017, 08:36:34 AM »

RocketMan, reading yer signature and I realized I know/remember the "Where's the beef?" ladys name.

Why? Grumpy Old Man
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« Reply #1326 on: May 08, 2017, 11:49:18 AM »

"Atta boy! Now you're fighting for the joy of it. For the sheer *expletive deleted*in' unholy delight of it!"
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Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will... The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. ― Frederick Douglass

No American citizen should be willing to accept a government that uses its power against its own people.  -  Catherine Engelbrecht
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« Reply #1327 on: May 08, 2017, 01:39:19 PM »

RocketMan, reading yer signature and I realized I know/remember the "Where's the beef?" ladys name.

Why? Grumpy Old Man

If you was old, you wouldna 'member her name.  So, youze ain't so old, is ya?
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ôDonĺt be so open-minded that your brains fall out.ö - G.K. Chesterton

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed."  She may be right.

Some joker wrote on a bathroom wall, "Is there really intelligent life on Earth?"
Someone scribbled below in answer, "Yes, but I am going home next Tuesday."

"I'm sciencing as fast as I can!"

"Help, I've fallen and I can't find the beef!"
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« Reply #1328 on: May 08, 2017, 04:52:17 PM »

If you was old, you wouldna 'member her name.  So, youze ain't so old, is ya?

No, I AM old and forgetful but I am, as a friend says, "A cesspool of useless knowledge."
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« Reply #1329 on: May 12, 2017, 02:42:33 PM »

"'Dong' is the name of the Vietnamese guy in my class. He's good at math."

"That's racist."

"But he is good at math."

"I don't make the rules."
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--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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« Reply #1330 on: May 12, 2017, 02:52:48 PM »

I can't believe we've gone 54 pages and no one has quoted this line:

"Yer killin' me, Smalls"
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« Reply #1331 on: June 09, 2017, 11:49:49 AM »

(not a movie quote per se, but a documentary quote)

Peter Bogdanovich:  "Mr. Ford, you made a picture called Three Bad Men which is a large-scale western.  You had quite an elaborate land rush in it.  How did you shoot that?"

John Ford: "With a camera."
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« Reply #1332 on: June 16, 2017, 10:26:18 PM »

"Do you know how hard it is to get clown make-up off of a bone saw?
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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« Reply #1333 on: June 17, 2017, 08:25:49 PM »


"The Negroes took our dates!"
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« Reply #1334 on: July 14, 2017, 02:59:16 PM »

"These concealed-carry permits sure complicate a bank robbery, don't they?"
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« Reply #1335 on: July 17, 2017, 06:26:48 PM »

"To tear the flesh. To wear the flesh. To be born into new worlds, where his flesh becomes my key."
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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« Reply #1336 on: July 18, 2017, 02:21:54 PM »

"I don't care how big and ugly and smelly you are! You just can't go around eating other people's corsages!
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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« Reply #1337 on: July 21, 2017, 04:34:45 PM »

All those liberals, and intellectuals, and smooth-talkers; and all of a sudden no one can think of anything to say. Beneath me, this awful city, it screams like an abattoir full of retarded children. And the night reeks of fornication and bad consciences.
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"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."
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« Reply #1338 on: July 23, 2017, 05:48:35 AM »

"Of all the 14 karat saps. Startin' off on a caper with a woman and a dog."
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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« Reply #1339 on: July 25, 2017, 10:40:59 AM »

From the Art of Manliness:


100 Must See Movies: The Essential Menĺs Movie Library
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2009/07/11/manvotional-self-made-men-by-frederick-douglass/
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
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I spent a week in that town one night....


« Reply #1340 on: July 29, 2017, 09:15:06 PM »

If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
Amy Schumer
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I spent a week in that town one night....


« Reply #1341 on: July 29, 2017, 09:42:15 PM »

Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
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« Reply #1342 on: July 30, 2017, 06:16:19 AM »

Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

"What's the rumpus?"
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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« Reply #1343 on: July 31, 2017, 03:00:44 AM »

"Petting zoo closes at 2. Goat roast at 3."
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
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« Reply #1344 on: August 04, 2017, 07:00:19 PM »

Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
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« Reply #1345 on: August 04, 2017, 07:34:33 PM »

Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.
I love that movie.

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

"There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.

And how I hate her."



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"Political correctness is communist propaganda writ small... the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, nor to inform, but to humiliate; the less it corresponded to reality the better...To assent to obvious lies is to co-operate with evil, and in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control."
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« Reply #1346 on: August 05, 2017, 07:01:13 PM »

I love that movie.

"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

"There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.

And how I hate her."



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I do also, a fun, modern, retelling of the first of The Canterbury Tales.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
Amy Schumer
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I spent a week in that town one night....


« Reply #1347 on: August 11, 2017, 01:35:47 PM »

It's called a lance.....HELLO!!!!
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
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« Reply #1348 on: August 11, 2017, 05:00:43 PM »

I do also, a fun, modern, retelling of the first of The Canterbury Tales.



You forgot corny. It is very corny.
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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« Reply #1349 on: August 25, 2017, 05:56:50 PM »

"Oh, Daddy doesn't mind a little scandal. He's a Senator!"
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"The ears of our generation have been made so delicate by the senseless multitude of flatterers that, as soon as we perceive that anything of ours is not approved of, we cry out that we are being bitterly assailed; and when we can repel the truth by no other pretense, we escape by attributing bitterness, impatience, intemperance, to our adversaries."
--Martin Luther, On Christian Liberty
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