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« Reply #1425 on: October 08, 2018, 05:38:51 AM » |
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I've been quoting books and TV shows in this thread for years, and now you complain? What, have I been nominated to SCOTUS?
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"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."
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« Reply #1426 on: October 08, 2018, 12:30:59 PM » |
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Please provide us a copy of your High School yearbook. I don't recall whether or not I even got one. If I did, I'm not sure I would still have it. |
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« Reply #1427 on: October 08, 2018, 01:14:59 PM » |
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How convenient.
... and back to the movie quotes:
"You're gonna help us start a war."
"With who?"
"Everyone."
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- Joe Biden
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« Reply #1428 on: October 08, 2018, 01:33:16 PM » |
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"Our last sheriff was a good organizer. Yellow clear through, but a good organizer."
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It's all about the pancakes, people. "And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?  That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed." -HankB |
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« Reply #1429 on: October 08, 2018, 01:39:49 PM » |
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"Our last sheriff was a good organizer. Yellow clear through, but a good organizer."
Brad
That was on my list to potentially use instead of the other one. So many funny quotes in that movie.  It's on Amazon Prime right now and I just watched it again yesterday. Good, clean fun. Though it would likely be rated "X" if made today because of "metoo" and the patriarchy and stuff. |
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« Reply #1430 on: October 08, 2018, 02:45:58 PM » |
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"Okay! The first one to Dragonfire Crossing wins! You lose the race, you lose your car!"
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I spent a week in that town one night....
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« Reply #1431 on: October 12, 2018, 12:22:39 AM » |
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We buried him in this chapel in the mountains. And I went down and... and I told his mother. His mother, who has cooked meals for me and her son. And when I told her she... she just looked at me. and then she went in and she put on her shoes. Then she came out and she said, "Take me to my child." And we walked for six hours and she didn't say one word. Then we got to the chapel.
[sighs]
And I showed her the grave. And I'd put a... cross and some flowers on it. And she turned to me and she said, "I never want to see your face again."
[sighs]
I've crossed the line now
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #1432 on: October 12, 2018, 08:19:26 AM » |
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“29 kids go in the water, 22 kids come out of the water. Ice Cream Man, he take the rest… April the 9th… half past four PM.”
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"It's good, though..."
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« Reply #1433 on: October 15, 2018, 10:51:55 AM » |
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"You couldn't hit a house if you was standing in it."
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Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will... The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. ― Frederick Douglass
No American citizen should be willing to accept a government that uses its power against its own people. - Catherine Engelbrecht
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« Reply #1434 on: October 30, 2018, 05:58:03 PM » |
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"I'll be there with a clean shirt and a hungry face."
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« Reply #1435 on: October 30, 2018, 06:23:15 PM » |
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Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
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« Reply #1436 on: October 31, 2018, 03:20:52 PM » |
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Shiny. Let's be bad guys. Best quote ever for this thread. Mods, you can close it now. |
“Don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.” - G.K. Chesterton
Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale. Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.
My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.
How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem? No one knows because it's never happened.
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« Reply #1437 on: November 30, 2018, 10:29:43 PM » |
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"I mean, we work for the federal government. We're not that good at our jobs."
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« Reply #1438 on: December 08, 2018, 04:34:34 PM » |
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"Well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon."
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« Reply #1439 on: December 10, 2018, 03:56:40 PM » |
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"She batted all them big eyes at you, and you fell for it like an egg from a tall chicken!"
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« Reply #1440 on: December 12, 2018, 07:38:33 AM » |
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Just because it's that time of year again:
"WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL!"
"You asked for miracles, Theo? I give you the F. B. I."
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought
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« Reply #1441 on: December 13, 2018, 05:15:15 PM » |
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"American millionaires must be all quite mad. Perhaps it's something they put in the ink when they print the money."
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« Reply #1442 on: December 13, 2018, 05:53:07 PM » |
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“So the one-legged jockey says, 'Don't worry about me, baby. I ride sidesaddle!"
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« Reply #1443 on: December 20, 2018, 05:11:38 PM » |
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"Hey, brainless! Don't you know where coconuts come from?"
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« Reply #1444 on: December 24, 2018, 08:49:02 PM » |
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"It is a ponderous CHAIN!"
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« Reply #1445 on: December 26, 2018, 08:47:23 AM » |
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"Not as deceivin' as a low down, dirty… deceiver."
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Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will... The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. ― Frederick Douglass
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« Reply #1446 on: January 04, 2019, 04:58:30 PM » |
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"It smokes, it drinks, it philosophises. At this rate, I'll be 60 before you get to the point."
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« Reply #1447 on: January 09, 2019, 04:20:39 PM » |
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"Crooked cops - do they come any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I coulda joined the force myself."
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« Reply #1448 on: January 09, 2019, 11:06:59 PM » |
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« Reply #1449 on: January 12, 2019, 08:23:44 AM » |
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"We're gonna kill you slow, boy; take maybe a week."
"Well, I wouldn't wanna rush ya."
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