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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #400 on: September 17, 2011, 08:59:16 PM »
I am number two

Who is number one?

You are number six.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #401 on: September 17, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »
"Chicken...GOOD! heha"
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #402 on: September 17, 2011, 09:33:25 PM »
"sally for-! Sally For-!"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #403 on: September 17, 2011, 09:38:27 PM »
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #404 on: September 17, 2011, 09:50:20 PM »
I am one with the Yuletide.  KnowhutImean?

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #405 on: September 17, 2011, 09:50:59 PM »
"If this is foreplay, I'm a dead man."
Gee, I'd love to see your data!

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #406 on: September 17, 2011, 09:57:18 PM »
"You know O'Neil, I like you better when you drink."
"You know Cortez, I like you better when I drink."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #407 on: September 17, 2011, 10:09:02 PM »
Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig!
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #408 on: September 17, 2011, 10:28:23 PM »
This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #409 on: September 17, 2011, 10:32:12 PM »
"Is every goddamn woman in this goddamn hell hole out of her goddamn mind?"
 "No, sir. We're just equipped."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #410 on: September 18, 2011, 02:04:24 AM »
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #411 on: September 18, 2011, 02:08:52 AM »
"You mock my pain!"

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #412 on: September 18, 2011, 08:16:34 AM »
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.
 
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #413 on: September 18, 2011, 10:15:51 AM »
Your makins' are too dry.
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #414 on: September 18, 2011, 10:26:56 AM »
Captain Miller: "James Francis Ryan from Iowa?"
Pvt. James Frederick Ryan: "James Frederick Ryan, Minnesota."

^Played by none other than our favorite Firefly captain.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #415 on: September 18, 2011, 10:27:35 AM »
If we walk without rhythm, we won't attract the worm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs&t=1m58s
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #416 on: September 18, 2011, 10:40:09 AM »
We're going to need a bigger boat!
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #417 on: September 18, 2011, 10:50:49 AM »
"You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #418 on: September 18, 2011, 12:19:59 PM »
"You mock my pain!"

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."

HA-HA!  You fool!  You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.  The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line."  AHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  AHA-HA-HA.  AH- *plonk*.

And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

They were both poisoned.  I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocain powder.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #419 on: September 18, 2011, 12:30:28 PM »
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #420 on: September 18, 2011, 03:41:56 PM »
I feel I've been denied, critical, NEED-TO-KNOW, information
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #421 on: September 18, 2011, 04:01:18 PM »
He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4000 Cubans that are trained to kill him. And nobody's going to tell him how to run his unit least of all the Harvard mouth in his faggoty white uniform.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #422 on: September 18, 2011, 04:44:57 PM »
"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #423 on: September 18, 2011, 04:47:08 PM »
"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"

Crap. I wish I had supplied that one.  =(  Too bad that was about the only funny part of the movie.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #424 on: September 18, 2011, 04:55:13 PM »
Forget the fat lady!  You're obsessed with the fat lady!  Just get us out of here!!

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