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« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2011, 10:43:10 PM »

Groovy.
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« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2011, 01:37:14 AM »

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!
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« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2011, 04:48:09 AM »

Actually the line is

"What we've got here is 'failure to communicate' "

Not A failure to communicate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o

Actually, the line (as delivered by Struther Martin; great name) is "failure to commun-cate".
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« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2011, 05:53:13 AM »

I think everyone should just calm down.
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« Reply #79 on: September 01, 2011, 06:56:32 AM »

Another great Struther Martin quote:

Morons!!!  I have morons on my team!!!!
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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #80 on: September 01, 2011, 09:08:51 AM »

Inconceivable!   shocked

You keep using that word.  I don't think it means what you think it means.
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« Reply #81 on: September 01, 2011, 09:12:33 AM »

You keep using that word.  I don't think it means what you think it means.

One goes into the house of eleven eleven times and always comes out one.
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« Reply #82 on: September 01, 2011, 09:36:48 AM »

I know kung fu.
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« Reply #83 on: September 01, 2011, 10:02:31 AM »

"You going to kill me, Snake?"
"Not now, I'm too tired. Maybe later."
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« Reply #84 on: September 01, 2011, 11:56:30 AM »

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer.
He's the best lawyer in Miami.

He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska.
So dress warm.
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7-11 was a part time job.
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« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2011, 05:11:29 PM »

I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers.
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« Reply #86 on: September 01, 2011, 05:16:16 PM »

I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers.

Did you order a corpse Huh?
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« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2011, 06:33:06 PM »

If you wasn't a broad, I'd kick you in the stomach.
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« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2011, 06:34:39 PM »

Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!
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« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2011, 06:39:07 PM »

Where is Nitti?

He's in the car.
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« Reply #90 on: September 01, 2011, 06:41:30 PM »

Another great Struther Martin quote:

Morons!!!  I have morons on my team!!!!

Uh, it's Strother Martin.  Youse boths wrong.
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"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #91 on: September 01, 2011, 06:43:28 PM »

The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
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ôDonĺt be so open-minded that your brains fall out.ö - G.K. Chesterton

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #92 on: September 01, 2011, 07:02:34 PM »

We are no longer the knights who say "Ni!" We are now the knights who say "Ecky ecky pa-kyng zupoi rauser!" 

Ni!
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« Reply #93 on: September 01, 2011, 07:35:10 PM »

This one works on so many levels here:


Quote
He was the patron saint of quality footwear.



 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #94 on: September 01, 2011, 08:00:09 PM »

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
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Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #95 on: September 01, 2011, 08:06:46 PM »

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt the Younger

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« Reply #96 on: September 01, 2011, 08:51:41 PM »

Thatĺll do, pig. Thatĺll do
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

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« Reply #97 on: September 01, 2011, 09:25:56 PM »

Your move creep.
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

"I see a rager at least once a week." - brimic
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« Reply #98 on: September 01, 2011, 09:51:31 PM »

These go to eleven.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #99 on: September 01, 2011, 11:37:06 PM »

I knew you'd say that.

Boring conversation anyway.

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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

"I see a rager at least once a week." - brimic
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