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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1225 on: March 03, 2016, 03:41:35 PM »
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1226 on: March 03, 2016, 05:19:53 PM »
"Did I or did I not hear you call me a bastard?"

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1227 on: March 22, 2016, 09:30:59 PM »
"It's like Lord of the Rings, Gemaine. You look like an ogre that works in the libr-y."
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« Reply #1228 on: March 29, 2016, 12:19:25 AM »
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1229 on: April 08, 2016, 04:32:01 PM »

"I'll leave these gentlemen to you, Wyatt. I can't stand pillars of society when I'm not taking their money."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1230 on: April 08, 2016, 07:05:22 PM »
"It's impressive what nothing can do to a man."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1231 on: April 11, 2016, 01:36:31 PM »
"Bryan, you take bribes, you're a thief, a liar and a disgrace to your office.  I wouldn't take your word if you swore to it on your mother's grave."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1232 on: April 15, 2016, 02:18:25 PM »
100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill

Film List (in order of appearance):

Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
Eraser (1996)
Speed (1994)
Commando (1985)
Dr. No (1962)
The Untouchables (1987)
Commando (1985)
Django Unchained (2012)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Eraser (1996)
Gladiator (2000)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Goldfinger (1964)
Kung Fury (2015)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Die Hard (1988)
Rush Hour (1998)
Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
Speed Racer (2008)
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Commando (1985)
The Fifth Element (1997)
The Last Stand (2013)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Predator (1987)
Thunderball (1965)
Commando (1985)
Thunderball (1965)
Above The Law (1988)
Kuffs (1992)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
A View To A Kill (1985)
Darkman (1990)
Outrageous Fortune (1987)
Goldfinger (1964)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Die Hard (1988)
Goldfinger (1964)
Tron Legacy (2010)
Home Alone (1990)
Live And Let Die (1973)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Mission Impossible III (2006)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
License To Kill (1989)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Moonraker (1979)
The Living Daylights (1987)
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Man On Fire (2004)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
The 6th Day (2000)
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Unforgiven (1992)
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
Starsky And Hutch (2004)
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Universal Soldier (1992)
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
Pitch Black (2000)
Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
GoldenEye (1995)
Black Dynamite (2009)
The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966)
Total Recall (1990)
The Rock (1996)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Under Siege (1992)
Total Recall (1990)
Judge Dredd (1995)
The Expendables 2 (2012)
Moonraker (1979)
The Running Man (1987)
Watchmen (2009)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
The Running Man (1987)
Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011)
Hellboy (2004)
Batman (1989)
Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
The Running Man (1987)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
Hot Fuzz (2007)

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1233 on: April 15, 2016, 06:24:12 PM »
A)  That's cheating.
B)  you should be put in time-out just for posting it.
C)  You also need to list what the one-liners are.   :P :P
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1234 on: April 15, 2016, 07:21:50 PM »
C)  You also need to list what the one-liners are.
C, definantly C.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1235 on: April 15, 2016, 07:27:56 PM »
C, definantly C.


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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1236 on: April 18, 2016, 10:52:56 AM »
A)  That's cheating.
B)  you should be put in time-out just for posting it.
C)  You also need to list what the one-liners are.   :P :P


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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1237 on: May 01, 2016, 05:04:34 PM »
"We both know that a woman in love is operating on the lowest level of the intellect."



"She's classified as dangerous."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1238 on: May 04, 2016, 01:02:56 AM »
"You don't live with me; you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through. "
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1239 on: May 09, 2016, 02:47:43 AM »
"It's like my father used to say. 'When I was a child, I thought as a child, and spoke as a child. But when I became a man, I took that child out back, and had him shot.'"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1240 on: May 09, 2016, 02:59:07 PM »
"Two killed?  How?"

"Bullets. Mortar fire, artillery, heavy salvos, bad luck, terminal syphilis, the usual things, Captain."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1241 on: May 11, 2016, 07:28:16 AM »
"Dave, I wish so hard that you could see yourself the way that we see you. As a ranting, raving, crazy, little man with a - with a monkey head!"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1242 on: June 13, 2016, 08:00:27 AM »
"Parents always lie to their children; to prepare them for the way they'll be treated later, by the government."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1243 on: June 13, 2016, 05:42:49 PM »
"We met training SEALs in Coronado."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1244 on: June 15, 2016, 11:48:05 PM »
"They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1245 on: July 14, 2016, 12:43:11 AM »
"Never go with a hippy to a second location."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1246 on: July 27, 2016, 12:48:47 PM »
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1247 on: August 08, 2016, 06:06:33 PM »

"I don't know whether I'm alive and dreaming or dead and remembering."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1248 on: August 20, 2016, 03:26:26 PM »
"What's the use of worrying about your beard, when your head's about to be taken?"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1249 on: August 27, 2016, 12:44:59 AM »
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