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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1250 on: August 30, 2016, 10:53:00 AM »
Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1251 on: August 31, 2016, 08:37:11 PM »
"Welcome to the inside of your head.  It's kind-of empty in here."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1252 on: September 01, 2016, 07:15:10 AM »
"Quid pro quo, Mr. Colt."

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"It means, I'm pretentious."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1253 on: September 04, 2016, 03:57:12 PM »
It's all speculation until you jam your dick in it.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1254 on: September 20, 2016, 10:56:14 PM »
"Only one is a wanderer. Two together are going somewhere."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1255 on: October 01, 2016, 11:16:03 PM »
"Thank you, Mike. I think men are wonderful."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1256 on: October 14, 2016, 01:04:01 AM »
"It's just a matter of time before he walks through that door in a wheelchair."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1257 on: October 14, 2016, 01:04:25 AM »
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1258 on: October 14, 2016, 08:03:09 AM »
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Been watching silent movies again?
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1259 on: October 14, 2016, 10:35:38 AM »
We're under strict orders from President Clinton to seal this place up. While I may not like him, or his mouthy wife, those are the orders.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1260 on: October 14, 2016, 10:41:00 AM »
Been watching silent movies again?


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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1261 on: October 14, 2016, 11:36:55 PM »
"How long since your last confession, my son?"

"Ah, it's been, what, 27 hours."

"It's really too often, my son. You're not that bad."

"I don't know, Father. I snuck a cigarette. Or two. I didn't make it home in time for dinner. And I, uh, I struck a movie star in anger."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1262 on: October 14, 2016, 11:53:09 PM »
I'll keelhaul your ass, and thats serious on an aircraft carrier.

NOTE: It's serious on ANY danged ship! If you don't know much about Keelhauling, one word - barnacles.
I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1263 on: October 17, 2016, 02:18:15 AM »
"Let me guess: this isn't about the alcohol or the tobacco."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1264 on: October 26, 2016, 07:26:38 PM »
"They don't have meetings about rainbows."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1265 on: October 28, 2016, 10:47:42 AM »
You were just saying? Just saying gets people sent away. Just saying got me a nine-year stretch in Alcatraz, you understand? So, just saying can get you buried real quick...

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1266 on: October 31, 2016, 09:51:48 PM »
"See, if it doesn't jell, it isn't aspic."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1267 on: November 02, 2016, 10:19:53 PM »
"Neurotics build castles in the sky; psychotics live in them." 

"And psychiatrists collect the rent."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1268 on: November 09, 2016, 07:25:15 PM »
"I should call the plumber. He's good at getting things out of things."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1269 on: November 14, 2016, 10:24:53 PM »
"How do you say in English, 'parachute'?"

"Parachute."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1270 on: November 19, 2016, 09:16:31 PM »
"I got a problem, Snake *expletive deleted*it, and I think you're the solution."
"I've been called a lot of things, Colonel, never a solution."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1271 on: November 20, 2016, 10:21:48 PM »
"You see, the safety catch was on. It limits the range of the weapon considerably."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1272 on: November 21, 2016, 01:27:14 AM »
"Nothing quite so much like God on earth as a general on the battlefield."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1273 on: November 21, 2016, 09:28:01 AM »
"You see, the safety catch was on. It limits the range of the weapon considerably."

That's a quote from an old "Man from U.N.C.L.E." TV episode.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #1274 on: November 21, 2016, 09:29:47 AM »
"Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady."
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.