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« Reply #1350 on: September 04, 2017, 06:48:18 PM » |
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"In school they call it the Dark Continent, but this is twice as bright as Indianapolis."
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makattak
Dark Lord of the Cis
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« Reply #1351 on: September 04, 2017, 07:02:49 PM » |
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
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"We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst."
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Brad Johnson
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Witty, charming, handsome, and completely insane.
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« Reply #1352 on: September 05, 2017, 01:27:40 PM » |
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"Atouk alunda Lana"
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It's all about the pancakes, people. "And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?  That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed." -HankB |
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HeroHog
Gimpy Old Pharte
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It can ALWAYS get worse!
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« Reply #1353 on: September 05, 2017, 01:40:47 PM » |
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"Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie"
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Yeah, whatever...
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Brad Johnson
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« Reply #1354 on: September 05, 2017, 02:51:58 PM » |
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"'Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!' I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!"
Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people. "And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed." -HankB |
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RoadKingLarry
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« Reply #1355 on: September 18, 2017, 04:14:00 PM » |
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"Atouk alunda Lana"
Brad
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
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fifth_column
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« Reply #1356 on: September 20, 2017, 08:06:30 AM » |
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Drunks are so cute.
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Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will... The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. ― Frederick Douglass
No American citizen should be willing to accept a government that uses its power against its own people. - Catherine Engelbrecht
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1357 on: September 23, 2017, 06:23:42 AM » |
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"The truth always sounds like lies to a sinner."
"I thought all writers drank to excess, and beat their wives."
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Angel Eyes
Unindicted co-conspirator
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You're not diggin'
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« Reply #1358 on: September 23, 2017, 09:59:07 PM » |
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"The truth always sounds like lies to a sinner."
So you finally got around to watching it. "I thought all writers drank to excess, and beat their wives."
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"Rope is cheap and gravity is free."
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1359 on: September 24, 2017, 10:28:00 AM » |
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"You know, at one time I secretly wanted to be a writer."
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1360 on: September 30, 2017, 07:31:35 PM » |
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"That's just Neddy the Nut, flying his old Model T."
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1361 on: October 02, 2017, 06:33:32 PM » |
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"Wait a minute, you clot! You can’t walk down the street like that. You’ll be arrested."
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Brad Johnson
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« Reply #1362 on: October 04, 2017, 11:28:57 AM » |
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"I belee dis movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cuz he did brace himself, and knew sumptin' 'bout the levels of gravitivity and polarity."
Brad
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1363 on: October 14, 2017, 05:29:56 PM » |
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"What do you know about a plane full of Ge-mer-mans?"
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1364 on: October 16, 2017, 04:53:09 PM » |
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"What a way to die! Strapped to this infernal machine, with gorillas and dead bodies!"
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
Senior Member
Posts: 51,317
Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1365 on: October 17, 2017, 06:02:33 PM » |
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"Mr. Rusk. You're not wearing your necktie."
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1366 on: October 22, 2017, 12:49:46 PM » |
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"In 1932 it was open season on cops. They were shooting them in pairs, like a brace of ducks."
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bluestarlizzard
Queen of the Cislords
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Oh please, nobody died last time...
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« Reply #1367 on: November 03, 2017, 01:20:06 PM » |
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"I am curious about that chicken eating the rock. He basically lacks an intelligence required for pretty much... everything. So can we just... cook him?"
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"Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --" -Malcolm Reynolds
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Angel Eyes
Unindicted co-conspirator
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You're not diggin'
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« Reply #1368 on: November 09, 2017, 01:06:05 PM » |
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"Mr. Augustine, seeing as how Drew Thompson is already in the Marshals' custody, why you're cutting off the tail of my cousin and offering him up is opaque to me."
"I'm gonna need Google Translate on my phone if I'm going to keep talking to you."
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- Tallpine
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1369 on: November 10, 2017, 06:58:38 PM » |
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"How can you arrest me here? This is my country."
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fistful
I'll be your gunsplainer this evening.
friend
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Don't mention the abortion!
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« Reply #1370 on: November 10, 2017, 09:57:43 PM » |
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"What do you need to carry a gun for? In case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dog?"
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RoadKingLarry
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« Reply #1371 on: November 11, 2017, 08:56:57 PM » |
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A classic repeat but I watched it last night.
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams
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Angel Eyes
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You're not diggin'
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« Reply #1372 on: November 11, 2017, 10:34:15 PM » |
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I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet:
"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."
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"Rope is cheap and gravity is free."
- Tallpine
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makattak
Dark Lord of the Cis
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« Reply #1373 on: November 21, 2017, 07:21:27 AM » |
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That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!
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"We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst."
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Amy Schumer
I'm a leaf on the wind.
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I spent a week in that town one night....
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« Reply #1374 on: November 27, 2017, 01:19:06 AM » |
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"When life gives you *expletive deleted*it... you make kool-aid."
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on for the motherland.
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