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« Reply #1475 on: September 22, 2019, 06:58:46 PM » |
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"What were you doing on the lake?"
"We were boating."
"Last night, in such weather?"
"We were not responsible for the weather."
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Don't blame me: I voted for Trump
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« Reply #1476 on: October 11, 2019, 05:54:21 PM » |
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"What good is a hepcat with one gam missin'?"
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« Reply #1477 on: October 11, 2019, 06:12:47 PM » |
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"What good is a hepcat with one gam missin'?"
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« Reply #1478 on: October 11, 2019, 06:59:11 PM » |
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Getting pretty obscure there... They were also talking baseball. St Louie was doing pretty well that season, just like this season. |
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« Reply #1479 on: October 15, 2019, 05:58:07 AM » |
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After this, he'll be a perfectly normal human being, and you know what stinkers they are! Brad |
It's all about the pancakes, people. "And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?  That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed." -HankB |
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« Reply #1480 on: October 15, 2019, 07:21:43 AM » |
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Miss Kelly, you know, when you wear my flower you make it beautiful. |
Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will... The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. ― Frederick Douglass
No American citizen should be willing to accept a government that uses its power against its own people. - Catherine Engelbrecht
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« Reply #1481 on: October 19, 2019, 09:02:34 PM » |
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"He was a Harvard undergraduate. That might make it justifiable homicide."
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« Reply #1482 on: October 29, 2019, 08:35:47 AM » |
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"If the bottle says Coca Cola but it looks like Mountain Dew, it's probably neither"
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« Reply #1483 on: October 31, 2019, 04:28:56 PM » |
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"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make!"
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« Reply #1484 on: October 31, 2019, 05:05:00 PM » |
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"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought
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« Reply #1485 on: October 31, 2019, 06:45:07 PM » |
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"Redrum ... redrum ... redrum ..."
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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
- Joe Biden
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« Reply #1486 on: November 01, 2019, 02:04:06 AM » |
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"What if he can read our minds?"
"He'll be real mad when he gets to me."
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“Don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.” - G.K. Chesterton
Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale. Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.
My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.
How many Democrats does it take to fix a problem? No one knows because it's never happened.
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« Reply #1487 on: November 01, 2019, 06:02:06 AM » |
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And one more from my annual Halloween Movie:
"NOBODY steps on a church in MY town!"
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought
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« Reply #1488 on: November 03, 2019, 09:21:41 PM » |
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"Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper."
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« Reply #1489 on: November 04, 2019, 12:58:18 PM » |
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"This is better than killing each other, no?"
"I only figured there was going to be one funeral... Catholic."
"Oh? I didn't know you were Catholic."
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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
- Joe Biden
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« Reply #1490 on: November 11, 2019, 07:10:55 PM » |
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"Have you ever spent five months just living with a herd of goats, as one of them?"
"No."
"No? That surprises me."
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« Reply #1491 on: November 15, 2019, 08:23:36 PM » |
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"Women always figure every man that comes along wants 'em."
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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
- Joe Biden
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« Reply #1492 on: November 17, 2019, 07:24:18 PM » |
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"She ain't no albino. She was born right here in this country."
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« Reply #1493 on: November 23, 2019, 08:43:23 PM » |
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"Keep your loving brother happy."
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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
- Joe Biden
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« Reply #1494 on: December 15, 2019, 12:32:04 PM » |
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"Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about!"
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« Reply #1495 on: December 15, 2019, 08:38:12 PM » |
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We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought
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« Reply #1496 on: December 15, 2019, 09:42:33 PM » |
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"In vino veritas."
"Age quod agis."
"Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego."
"Eventus stultorum magister."
"In pace requiescat."
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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."
- Joe Biden
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« Reply #1497 on: December 16, 2019, 07:26:03 PM » |
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"Atta boy, Luther!"
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« Reply #1498 on: December 25, 2019, 06:57:03 AM » |
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"What's a pretty girl like you doin', marryin' this two-headed brother of mine?"
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« Reply #1499 on: December 25, 2019, 07:42:35 AM » |
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