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« Reply #1475 on: September 22, 2019, 06:58:46 PM » |
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"What were you doing on the lake?"
"We were boating."
"Last night, in such weather?"
"We were not responsible for the weather."
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« Reply #1476 on: October 11, 2019, 05:54:21 PM » |
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"What good is a hepcat with one gam missin'?"
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« Reply #1477 on: October 11, 2019, 06:12:47 PM » |
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"What good is a hepcat with one gam missin'?"
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« Reply #1478 on: October 11, 2019, 06:59:11 PM » |
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Getting pretty obscure there... They were also talking baseball. St Louie was doing pretty well that season, just like this season. |
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« Reply #1479 on: October 15, 2019, 05:58:07 AM » |
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After this, he'll be a perfectly normal human being, and you know what stinkers they are! Brad |
It's all about the pancakes, people. "And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?  That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed." -HankB |
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« Reply #1480 on: October 15, 2019, 07:21:43 AM » |
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Miss Kelly, you know, when you wear my flower you make it beautiful. |
Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will... The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. ― Frederick Douglass
No American citizen should be willing to accept a government that uses its power against its own people. - Catherine Engelbrecht
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« Reply #1481 on: October 19, 2019, 09:02:34 PM » |
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"He was a Harvard undergraduate. That might make it justifiable homicide."
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« Reply #1482 on: October 29, 2019, 08:35:47 AM » |
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"If the bottle says Coca Cola but it looks like Mountain Dew, it's probably neither"
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« Reply #1483 on: October 31, 2019, 04:28:56 PM » |
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"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make!"
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« Reply #1484 on: October 31, 2019, 05:05:00 PM » |
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"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
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“Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a fool as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom.”
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« Reply #1485 on: October 31, 2019, 06:45:07 PM » |
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"Redrum ... redrum ... redrum ..."
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"Individual liberty and freedom are not outmoded concepts."
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« Reply #1486 on: November 01, 2019, 02:04:06 AM » |
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"What if he can read our minds?"
"He'll be real mad when he gets to me."
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« Reply #1487 on: November 01, 2019, 06:02:06 AM » |
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And one more from my annual Halloween Movie:
"NOBODY steps on a church in MY town!"
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“Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a fool as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom.”
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« Reply #1488 on: November 03, 2019, 09:21:41 PM » |
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"Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper."
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« Reply #1489 on: November 04, 2019, 12:58:18 PM » |
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"This is better than killing each other, no?"
"I only figured there was going to be one funeral... Catholic."
"Oh? I didn't know you were Catholic."
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« Reply #1490 on: November 11, 2019, 07:10:55 PM » |
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"Have you ever spent five months just living with a herd of goats, as one of them?"
"No."
"No? That surprises me."
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« Reply #1491 on: November 15, 2019, 08:23:36 PM » |
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"Women always figure every man that comes along wants 'em."
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"Individual liberty and freedom are not outmoded concepts."
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« Reply #1492 on: November 17, 2019, 07:24:18 PM » |
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"She ain't no albino. She was born right here in this country."
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« Reply #1493 on: November 23, 2019, 08:43:23 PM » |
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"Keep your loving brother happy."
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"Individual liberty and freedom are not outmoded concepts."
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« Reply #1494 on: December 15, 2019, 12:32:04 PM » |
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"Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about!"
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« Reply #1495 on: December 15, 2019, 08:38:12 PM » |
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We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.
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« Reply #1496 on: December 15, 2019, 09:42:33 PM » |
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"In vino veritas."
"Age quod agis."
"Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego."
"Eventus stultorum magister."
"In pace requiescat."
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« Reply #1497 on: December 16, 2019, 07:26:03 PM » |
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"Atta boy, Luther!"
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« Reply #1498 on: December 25, 2019, 06:57:03 AM » |
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"What's a pretty girl like you doin', marryin' this two-headed brother of mine?"
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« Reply #1499 on: December 25, 2019, 07:42:35 AM » |
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