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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #125 on: September 02, 2011, 03:10:15 PM »
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #126 on: September 02, 2011, 03:22:16 PM »
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #127 on: September 02, 2011, 03:53:27 PM »
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #128 on: September 02, 2011, 04:08:35 PM »
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #129 on: September 02, 2011, 04:13:17 PM »
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #130 on: September 02, 2011, 04:49:16 PM »
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #131 on: September 02, 2011, 04:59:56 PM »
I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
 
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #132 on: September 02, 2011, 05:53:17 PM »
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
 

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #133 on: September 02, 2011, 06:45:48 PM »
Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #134 on: September 02, 2011, 07:02:45 PM »
Whatcha got ain't nothin' new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waitin' on you. That's vanity.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #135 on: September 02, 2011, 07:57:37 PM »
You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #136 on: September 02, 2011, 08:01:03 PM »
"Do you imbibe?"
"Only after nine in the morning."
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #137 on: September 02, 2011, 08:02:09 PM »
My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #138 on: September 02, 2011, 08:24:42 PM »
For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

Liberals believe one should never let reason, logic and facts get in the way of a good emotional argument.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #139 on: September 02, 2011, 09:39:36 PM »
"Conan, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #140 on: September 02, 2011, 10:57:31 PM »
He's a very sick and dangerous man.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #141 on: September 02, 2011, 10:57:55 PM »
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #142 on: September 03, 2011, 12:08:05 AM »
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You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way.

Obama quotes belong in the Politics forum. ;)

As for other movie quotes,

"If you're vice, I'll kill myself!"
"Well do it at home."

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #143 on: September 03, 2011, 12:25:39 AM »
"Venal and evil people are destroying the world you were born in.  It's us against them, my good friend.  Don't compromise your principles, or abandon your cause."

"Do you know what's waiting for me on down the road?"

"For one reason or another, I find I have more insight into the past than the future.  Try to keep this in mind: It's just like when they load their cannon with horseshoes and log chain.  You think the barrage will last forever.  Then all of a sudden, there's a silence louder than the cannon fire.  Please don't be alarmed by the severity of my comparison.  A good night, Lieutenant."
If there really was intelligent life on other planets, we'd be sending them foreign aid.

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #144 on: September 03, 2011, 12:29:20 AM »
Stay alive! I will find you!
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #145 on: September 03, 2011, 12:46:32 AM »
"Do you know that girl?"

"I really don't."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #146 on: September 03, 2011, 01:06:59 AM »
Obama quotes belong in the Politics forum. ;)

I was wondering who would be the first to make the connection.

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"If you're vice, I'll kill myself!"
"Well do it at home."

Ah, another classic.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #147 on: September 03, 2011, 01:25:40 AM »
"They sent somebody to finish me off. I think maybe it was Johnson himself. Real ugly. Real goddamn ugly!"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #148 on: September 03, 2011, 01:38:16 AM »
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #149 on: September 03, 2011, 01:52:39 AM »
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!
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