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« Reply #175 on: September 03, 2011, 05:22:49 PM »

I think we ate an entire sheep.
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My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #176 on: September 03, 2011, 05:23:50 PM »

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
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« Reply #177 on: September 03, 2011, 05:23:58 PM »

"No offence, but NASA spends fifteen years, hundreds of millions of dollars so that we can watch man walk on the moon and in the end it falls to you blokes! I mean, how do you feel about that?"
"A lot better before you opened your trap!"
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Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #178 on: September 03, 2011, 06:27:23 PM »

KHHHHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!
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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #179 on: September 03, 2011, 06:43:04 PM »

"In studying, you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would put the poison as far away from you as you could, so I clearly cannot choose the cup in front of me!"

"You heard a falling body? Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?"

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« Reply #180 on: September 03, 2011, 06:49:16 PM »

Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.
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« Reply #181 on: September 03, 2011, 07:11:58 PM »

Welcome to the party, pal!
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« Reply #182 on: September 03, 2011, 07:16:23 PM »

John has a long mustache.
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« Reply #183 on: September 03, 2011, 07:30:41 PM »

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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« Reply #184 on: September 03, 2011, 07:38:26 PM »

"Asps! Very dangerous.  You go first."


FYI if you never noticed:  The same actor played Gimli the dwarf in "Lord of the Rings".  Gimli was always talking about his ax, which rhymes with "asp".  There's a joke in there somewhere.
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« Reply #185 on: September 03, 2011, 07:46:24 PM »

KHHHHAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

"I don't believe in the no-win scenario."
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« Reply #186 on: September 03, 2011, 07:48:18 PM »

FYI if you never noticed:  The same actor played Gimli the dwarf in "Lord of the Rings".  Gimli was always talking about his ax, which rhymes with "asp".  There's a joke in there somewhere.

The joke is John Rhys-Davies, whose insufferable prolificacy has allowed him to stink up one franchise after another.

I guess I'd like him better as a politician.
http://old.nationalreview.com/comment/leigh200403051052.asp
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Rhys-Davies used to be a radical leftist, as a university student in the '60s. He first started to come around when he went to the local hall to hear a young local member of parliament by the name of Margaret Thatcher. "I went to heckle her," Rhys-Davies says. "She shot down the first two hecklers in such brilliant fashion that I decided I ought for once to shut up and listen."
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« Reply #187 on: September 03, 2011, 08:17:22 PM »

John has a long mustache.
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« Reply #188 on: September 03, 2011, 08:31:00 PM »

"I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... you take this ship and you come and you rescue me."
"What? And risk my ship?"
"I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left."
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Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #189 on: September 03, 2011, 08:32:14 PM »

"He was limping when he left."

"He was limping when he got here!"

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« Reply #190 on: September 03, 2011, 08:35:01 PM »

"He was limping when he left."

"He was limping when he got here!"

Fun movie.
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Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #191 on: September 03, 2011, 08:37:40 PM »

"You take chances, my friend."
"Because I know woman. If she will be mad or she will be sorry - if it is 'mad', she will be much pleasure to make right; and if she is 'sorry', it will be the same pleasure. You... you do not have women, so you do not know, se˝or. But me... Carlos Robante... I know!"
 
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Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #192 on: September 03, 2011, 10:07:40 PM »

They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!11!!1
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« Reply #193 on: September 04, 2011, 04:44:46 AM »

"Did you get him?" "I got the sign, the sign hit him."
"He was limping when he left."

"He was limping when he got here!"


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« Reply #194 on: September 04, 2011, 06:18:13 AM »

Hey, uh... You fall off your horse?

Yeah!

Brad
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« Reply #195 on: September 04, 2011, 07:15:01 AM »

You wanna f*ck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
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« Reply #196 on: September 04, 2011, 08:16:45 AM »

"In studying, you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would put the poison as far away from you as you could, so I clearly cannot choose the cup in front of me!"

You've made your choice, then?
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« Reply #197 on: September 04, 2011, 10:34:34 AM »

Leave, or I'll call the brute squad.

I'm on the brute squad.

You ARE the brute squad!
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« Reply #198 on: September 04, 2011, 10:51:16 AM »

Is this a kissing story....?   sad
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Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin
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« Reply #199 on: September 04, 2011, 11:10:15 AM »

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be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets

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Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and *expletive deleted*ck the prom queen
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