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« Reply #225 on: September 05, 2011, 01:40:58 PM »

Get the tools Applehead.

Tools? What tools?

The tools we've been using for the last ten years!

Oh, those tools!


 cheesy cheesy cheesy
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« Reply #226 on: September 05, 2011, 02:05:18 PM »

"This Mr. Wales is a cold-blooded killer. He's from Missouri, where they're all known to be killers of innocent men, women and children."

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« Reply #227 on: September 05, 2011, 03:30:02 PM »

"Walk this way...."

"Werewolf?"
"There, wolf."
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« Reply #228 on: September 05, 2011, 05:03:15 PM »

Did you make a yummy sound?
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« Reply #229 on: September 05, 2011, 06:11:12 PM »

It's good to be the King.
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« Reply #230 on: September 05, 2011, 06:36:10 PM »

Is the building on fire?
No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a sh;t load of screen doors.

They're using artillery on us!
You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!
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Just noticed that a mod changed my signature. How long ago was that?
A few months-mods
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« Reply #231 on: September 05, 2011, 06:46:54 PM »

Boy, you sure got a purty mouth.
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« Reply #232 on: September 05, 2011, 07:10:35 PM »

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
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Samuel Adams
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« Reply #233 on: September 05, 2011, 07:11:45 PM »

If someone asks if you are a god... SAY YES!
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« Reply #234 on: September 06, 2011, 08:41:31 AM »

That's not the devil... It's those ***-damned Baptists!"

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?Huh? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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« Reply #235 on: September 06, 2011, 12:47:00 PM »

"You hit that fella from behind!"

"Just as hard as I could."
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« Reply #236 on: September 06, 2011, 01:03:10 PM »

"What knockers!"

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Retain what's coming in; send off what is retreating.

Well, you going to pull those pistols boy,
or just whistle Dixie?

I'm your huckleberry.
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« Reply #237 on: September 06, 2011, 02:25:25 PM »

Why thank you doctor...
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« Reply #238 on: September 06, 2011, 02:55:04 PM »

Sawdust, in the movie "Wyatt Earp" where Val Kylmer plays Doc Holiday, he says a couple of times, "I'm your huckleberry".

Since you have that line in your sig, you must know what it means. Care to 'splain?
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« Reply #239 on: September 06, 2011, 03:12:06 PM »

"Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the *expletive deleted*ing Twinkies?"
 "I love Sno-Balls."
"I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency."
"Fresh"
" Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet."


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« Reply #240 on: September 06, 2011, 03:57:40 PM »

Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?
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« Reply #241 on: September 06, 2011, 04:02:32 PM »

There are shome thingsh down here that do not react well to bulletsh.
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« Reply #242 on: September 06, 2011, 05:23:12 PM »

^^^For the win...  cheesy
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« Reply #243 on: September 06, 2011, 05:29:53 PM »

 "No bullets? Ah, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies will clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets."
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« Reply #244 on: September 06, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
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« Reply #245 on: September 06, 2011, 06:10:11 PM »

You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
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« Reply #246 on: September 06, 2011, 06:39:40 PM »

!!!STOP!!!....or my mom will shoot!....
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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.
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« Reply #247 on: September 06, 2011, 06:40:29 PM »

Quit hackin on me!
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On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
Charles Babbage
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« Reply #248 on: September 06, 2011, 06:48:07 PM »

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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« Reply #249 on: September 06, 2011, 07:17:45 PM »

I can taste purple
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