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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #350 on: September 12, 2011, 12:50:35 AM »
"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #351 on: September 12, 2011, 06:43:12 AM »
None shall pass...
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #352 on: September 12, 2011, 09:36:31 AM »
You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now … *expletive deleted*ck off.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #353 on: September 12, 2011, 10:56:27 AM »
You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now … *expletive deleted* off.
Classic movie.

Well you're plenty *expletive deleted*ing stupid, I'll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his *expletive deleted*ing fore-skin either.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #354 on: September 12, 2011, 12:08:35 PM »
All right, Roger. But did you say "the first tunnel"?

I did. There will be three. We'll call them Tom, Dick, and Harry. Tom, as I said, goes out directly east from 104. Dick goes north from the kitchen, and Harry goes out parallel to Tom from 105. If the goons find one, we'll move into the other.

How many men do you plan to take out, Roger?

Two hundred and fifty.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #355 on: September 13, 2011, 11:53:38 PM »
Two, in light of today's events:


"What's his plan, son?  Russians don't take a dump without a plan" - Hunt for Red October

"I was home. What happened? What the hell happened?"  - The Sand Pebbles.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #356 on: September 13, 2011, 11:59:41 PM »
"I'm a non-combatant."

"Ain't no such thing today, boy."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #357 on: September 14, 2011, 12:15:23 AM »
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all F'n' night.


No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #358 on: September 14, 2011, 08:00:44 AM »
If you've beat him with a knife, why is he still alive? Always wondered about that.  =D
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #359 on: September 14, 2011, 02:33:54 PM »
If you've beat him with a knife, why is he still alive? Always wondered about that.  =D

"Undead" maybe?
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #360 on: September 14, 2011, 03:06:51 PM »
"Mmmmmmm...Juicy Fruit...my favorite."


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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #361 on: September 14, 2011, 03:35:28 PM »
"Whatever this man has told you is a lie. He LIES for a living!"

"He is in the Intelligence business."

"Exactly."

"YOU'RE in the Intelligence business!"
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #362 on: September 14, 2011, 03:48:42 PM »
And one other thing. What you choose to call Hell,,, he calls home.
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #363 on: September 14, 2011, 06:01:44 PM »
Technology gets better everyday. That's fine. But most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocket knife and a smile.
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #364 on: September 14, 2011, 07:22:10 PM »
By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #365 on: September 14, 2011, 10:18:02 PM »
"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"


"That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that."
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #366 on: September 14, 2011, 10:20:01 PM »
Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #367 on: September 15, 2011, 08:43:23 AM »
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." 
I bet he lied.   ;)

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"We've gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen, we must do something about this immediately!" 

"I love it when a plan comes together."

"Broke into the wrong G** **** rec room, didn't you, you b*****d!"
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #368 on: September 15, 2011, 11:16:42 AM »
Save the smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock!

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #369 on: September 15, 2011, 12:23:31 PM »
"How would you describe her?"

"Scary beyond all reason?"

"Yeah, that's it."
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #370 on: September 15, 2011, 12:25:37 PM »
We're puttin' the band back together.


We're on a mission from G-d.
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #371 on: September 15, 2011, 03:59:27 PM »
I hate Illinois Nazis!
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #372 on: September 15, 2011, 04:30:03 PM »
Orange Whip?
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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #373 on: September 15, 2011, 05:00:11 PM »
Right turn, Clyde.

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Re: Societal compulsion to quote movies
« Reply #374 on: September 15, 2011, 07:03:23 PM »
"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"


No, the better Sam Elliot quote from that movie is

"Any of you boys calls me grandpa, i'll kick your a**"
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