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Angel Eyes
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« Reply #350 on: September 11, 2011, 08:50:35 PM »

"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"
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« Reply #351 on: September 12, 2011, 02:43:12 AM »

None shall pass...
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« Reply #352 on: September 12, 2011, 05:36:31 AM »

You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now ů *expletive deleted*ck off.
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bah...


« Reply #353 on: September 12, 2011, 06:56:27 AM »

You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now ů *expletive deleted* off.
Classic movie.

Well you're plenty *expletive deleted*ing stupid, I'll give you that. Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug. And I'm not talking about his *expletive deleted*ing fore-skin either.
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Does any image illustrate so neatly the wrongheadedness of the Obama administration than Americans scrambling in terror from Air Force One?
Just greatůChicago politics has spread to all 57 states.
They told me if I voted for John McCain, my country would look like it is run by people with a disturbing affinity towards fascism. And they were right!
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I spent a week in that town one night....


« Reply #354 on: September 12, 2011, 08:08:35 AM »

All right, Roger. But did you say "the first tunnel"?

I did. There will be three. We'll call them Tom, Dick, and Harry. Tom, as I said, goes out directly east from 104. Dick goes north from the kitchen, and Harry goes out parallel to Tom from 105. If the goons find one, we'll move into the other.

How many men do you plan to take out, Roger?

Two hundred and fifty.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #355 on: September 13, 2011, 07:53:38 PM »

Two, in light of today's events:


"What's his plan, son?  Russians don't take a dump without a plan" - Hunt for Red October

"I was home. What happened? What the hell happened?"  - The Sand Pebbles.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #356 on: September 13, 2011, 07:59:41 PM »

"I'm a non-combatant."

"Ain't no such thing today, boy."
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« Reply #357 on: September 13, 2011, 08:15:23 PM »

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all F'n' night.


No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

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I needed a mod to change my signature because the concept of "family friendly" eludes me.
Just noticed that a mod changed my signature. How long ago was that?
A few months-mods
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« Reply #358 on: September 14, 2011, 04:00:44 AM »

If you've beat him with a knife, why is he still alive? Always wondered about that.  grin
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« Reply #359 on: September 14, 2011, 10:33:54 AM »

If you've beat him with a knife, why is he still alive? Always wondered about that.  grin

"Undead" maybe?
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« Reply #360 on: September 14, 2011, 11:06:51 AM »

"Mmmmmmm...Juicy Fruit...my favorite."


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Retain what's coming in; send off what is retreating.

Well, you going to pull those pistols boy,
or just whistle Dixie?

I'm your huckleberry.
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« Reply #361 on: September 14, 2011, 11:35:28 AM »

"Whatever this man has told you is a lie. He LIES for a living!"

"He is in the Intelligence business."

"Exactly."

"YOU'RE in the Intelligence business!"
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« Reply #362 on: September 14, 2011, 11:48:42 AM »

And one other thing. What you choose to call Hell,,, he calls home.
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« Reply #363 on: September 14, 2011, 02:01:44 PM »

Technology gets better everyday. That's fine. But most of the time all you need is a stick of gum, a pocket knife and a smile.
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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.
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« Reply #364 on: September 14, 2011, 03:22:10 PM »

By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!
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"First time?"


« Reply #365 on: September 14, 2011, 06:18:02 PM »

"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"


"That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that."
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« Reply #366 on: September 14, 2011, 06:20:01 PM »

Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.
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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.
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« Reply #367 on: September 15, 2011, 04:43:23 AM »

"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." 
I bet he lied.   Wink

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"We've gotta protect our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen, we must do something about this immediately!" 

"I love it when a plan comes together."

"Broke into the wrong G** **** rec room, didn't you, you b*****d!"
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Those who work for a living are being BURIED by those who vote for a living.
Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction in stolen goods. - H.L. Mencken
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
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« Reply #368 on: September 15, 2011, 07:16:42 AM »

Save the smart comments for the chunky brother in the smock!

Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?Huh? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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« Reply #369 on: September 15, 2011, 08:23:31 AM »

"How would you describe her?"

"Scary beyond all reason?"

"Yeah, that's it."
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« Reply #370 on: September 15, 2011, 08:25:37 AM »

We're puttin' the band back together.


We're on a mission from G-d.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #371 on: September 15, 2011, 11:59:27 AM »

I hate Illinois Nazis!
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« Reply #372 on: September 15, 2011, 12:30:03 PM »

Orange Whip?
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« Reply #373 on: September 15, 2011, 01:00:11 PM »

Right turn, Clyde.

Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?Huh? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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« Reply #374 on: September 15, 2011, 03:03:23 PM »

"Beautiful morning, Sergeant!"

"What are you, a f*****g weatherman now??"


No, the better Sam Elliot quote from that movie is

"Any of you boys calls me grandpa, i'll kick your a**"
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