Author Topic: Societal compulsion to quote movies (Read 495668 times)

280plus · « **Reply #475 on:** September 21, 2011, 04:06:25 PM »

Straight from Uranus.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #476 on:** September 21, 2011, 04:14:36 PM »

" Where are we?"
"Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth."

zxcvbob · « **Reply #477 on:** September 21, 2011, 10:11:14 PM »

"The fool! The meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!"

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #478 on:** September 21, 2011, 10:50:09 PM »

I, uh... I knew I was in love, but... first of all I was nauseous.

You know, I've never met such a pretty girl. I guess I'm sensitive. Because, you know real beauty makes me want to gag.

Plus, I don't know how to act with girls. I'm nervous, shy with woman. I have a tendency to dribble.

Uh, you know the only girl I've ever known was a girl in my neighborhood. But she wasn't an attractive girl. I used to make obscene phone calls to her collect. She'd accept charges all the time, but nothing ever happened.

But here I'm lying through my teeth and I can't tell Louise that I was in jail and I rob and steal and never did an honest day's work in my life. You know a lot of people hold those things against you.

But she was so sweet. We just walked in the park.

I was so touched by her. I don't know, after 15 minutes I wanted to marry her. After half an hour, I completely gave up the idea of snatching her purse.

Scout26 · « **Reply #479 on:** September 22, 2011, 12:17:44 AM »

I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!

makattak · « **Reply #480 on:** September 22, 2011, 09:46:58 AM »

Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

makattak · « **Reply #481 on:** September 22, 2011, 03:14:33 PM »

I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!

Sawdust · « **Reply #482 on:** September 22, 2011, 03:38:41 PM »

The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Sawdust

Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas · « **Reply #483 on:** September 22, 2011, 05:43:44 PM »

Well Butch, where are you?... Well, what are you doing there? Haven't you even started?... Listen, it's a matter of life and death!... Well, you can't stop for a dame now! I don't care if you've been after her for six years. Butch - our whole lives are at stake! Are you going to let a woman come between us after all we've been through?... Butch, I'd put my arm in fire for you, up to here. Now you can't double-cross me... Put her on, I'll talk to her.
Oh, good evening madam. Now listen, you ten-cent glamour girl. You can't keep Butch away from his duty!... What's that?... You say that again, I'll come over there and kick you in the teeth!... Say, what kind of language is that? Now look here you -
She hung up! What did I say?

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #484 on:** September 22, 2011, 05:47:17 PM »

Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #485 on:** September 22, 2011, 05:59:55 PM »

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person... Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth.

sumpnz · « **Reply #486 on:** September 22, 2011, 11:08:58 PM »

There is no racial bigotry here. We do not hate n!&&ers, k(#*s, $pi@s, w0@s or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.

sumpnz · « **Reply #487 on:** September 22, 2011, 11:18:09 PM »

How tall are you Private.

Sir, 5 foot 9, sir!

5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked *expletive deleted*it that high! Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh!?

Sir, no sir!

Where are you from anyway Private?

Sir, Texas sir!

TEXAS?? Holy dog *expletive deleted*it, only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down! Do you suck dick?

Sir, no sir!

Are you a peter puffer?

Sir, no sir!

I bet you're the kind of guy that would *expletive deleted*ck a person in the ass and not even have the God damned common curtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you.

41magsnub · « **Reply #488 on:** September 23, 2011, 12:27:38 PM »

Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy.

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #489 on:** September 23, 2011, 04:09:00 PM »

What fool put a carpet on the wall!?

Brad

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #490 on:** September 23, 2011, 04:19:49 PM »

"Hey, mother *expletive deleted*er."
"Hey, Milo. Where ya callin' from, the bottom of the pool?"

seeker_two · « **Reply #491 on:** September 23, 2011, 07:57:44 PM »

"You're not a cop anymore. "
"Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous? "

Scout26 · « **Reply #492 on:** September 24, 2011, 08:08:07 AM »

<-------Open the pod bay doors Hal.

and

"It's full of Stars"

280plus · « **Reply #493 on:** September 24, 2011, 08:55:37 AM »

What are you doing Dave?

Tallpine · « **Reply #494 on:** September 24, 2011, 10:40:36 AM »

It ought t'ave been different.

Angel Eyes · « **Reply #495 on:** September 24, 2011, 01:26:03 PM »

Quote from: scout26 on September 24, 2011, 08:08:07 AM

<-------Open the pod bay doors Hal.

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

freakazoid · « **Reply #496 on:** September 24, 2011, 01:29:36 PM »

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

kgbsquirrel · « **Reply #497 on:** September 24, 2011, 06:05:22 PM »

"Hello, Clarice."

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #498 on:** September 24, 2011, 07:48:56 PM »

"Hello, Carlo."

Angel Eyes · « **Reply #499 on:** September 24, 2011, 08:47:10 PM »

" ... I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought ... to eating your wife."

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