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« Reply #600 on: October 31, 2011, 09:31:32 AM »

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.
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« Reply #601 on: October 31, 2011, 09:35:53 AM »

Gomez: My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
Gomez: I have seen HORROR!
Gomez: I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THE DARK RECESSES OF THE HUMAN SOUL!
Morticia: They're at camp.
Gomez: I have seen all this, Officer. But until today, I had never seen... YOU!
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« Reply #602 on: October 31, 2011, 09:58:55 AM »

Gomez: My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
Gomez: I have seen HORROR!
Gomez: I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THE DARK RECESSES OF THE HUMAN SOUL!
Morticia: They're at camp.
Gomez: I have seen all this, Officer. But until today, I had never seen... YOU!

Hook 'im, book 'im, cook 'im. NOW!
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« Reply #603 on: October 31, 2011, 05:35:46 PM »

There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly!
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« Reply #604 on: October 31, 2011, 05:49:37 PM »

"And our credo: "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words. "
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« Reply #605 on: November 01, 2011, 07:39:39 AM »

Morons. I've got morons on my team.
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« Reply #606 on: November 03, 2011, 05:00:30 PM »

"Sound off!  Miles!"

"Dead."

"Cahill!"

"Dead."

"Horn!"

"Really dead."
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« Reply #607 on: November 07, 2011, 02:29:30 PM »

"Do you take sugar? "

"No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough."
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« Reply #608 on: November 07, 2011, 04:25:23 PM »

Who is the competition?

Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.

Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?

Yeah, you know him?

I gave him the limp.
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« Reply #609 on: November 07, 2011, 07:14:02 PM »

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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« Reply #610 on: November 07, 2011, 07:21:55 PM »

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Brought peace?

Oh, peace - shut up!
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« Reply #611 on: November 07, 2011, 07:35:23 PM »

It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. Some of us have got to live as well, you know. Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, "Bernie", I said, "They'll never make their money back."
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"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #612 on: November 07, 2011, 07:46:39 PM »

Who is the competition?

Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.

Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?

Yeah, you know him?

I gave him the limp.

I'm looking for a helicopter.

I have 6.

3.  None that fly.
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« Reply #613 on: November 11, 2011, 10:11:27 AM »

The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!
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"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #614 on: November 11, 2011, 10:11:48 AM »

"Now, that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's? "
"No."
"Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?"
"Then you won't be angry? "
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby... Normal."
"Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"
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My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #615 on: November 11, 2011, 12:44:22 PM »

"DAMN your EYES!!"

  shocked "Too LATE!!"
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« Reply #616 on: November 11, 2011, 02:30:37 PM »

"Don't worry Bob.  It's just like working in a fish market... except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day."

Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?Huh? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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« Reply #617 on: November 11, 2011, 02:47:29 PM »

You want to x-ray the celery? What do you think we're smuggling dope in the celery? The celery's not for dope. It's for dip!
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« Reply #618 on: November 11, 2011, 06:36:22 PM »

Welcome to Costco. I love you.
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« Reply #619 on: November 11, 2011, 09:32:10 PM »

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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« Reply #620 on: November 14, 2011, 09:16:07 PM »

The best of intentions? Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with "the best of intentions."
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« Reply #621 on: November 15, 2011, 03:28:02 AM »

Any man that's got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world. You didn't do it for greed, you did it for the right reason. Maybe that puts God on your side. To them that makes you dangerous, makes you unpredictable. That's the best thing you can be right now.
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« Reply #622 on: November 20, 2011, 08:34:11 PM »

"Oh, I told him the nose plays."

"The nose does play."

"The nose plays."
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« Reply #623 on: November 22, 2011, 10:39:59 PM »

"Just because I'm rough 'n' dirty 'n' don't wear underwear, doesn't mean I'm not creative."
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« Reply #624 on: November 22, 2011, 11:09:38 PM »

"Men are dirty, Mr. Sharpe. Rifles are clean."
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