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Sergeant Bob
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« Reply #875 on: April 24, 2013, 06:45:24 PM »

Your days of banging Mary Jane rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!
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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G
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« Reply #876 on: April 27, 2013, 04:02:11 AM »

"Just because I'm rough 'n' dirty 'n' don't wear underwear, doesn't mean I'm not creative."
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« Reply #877 on: April 27, 2013, 08:07:27 PM »

He didn't take too kindly to being arrested for murder.
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ôDonĺt be so open-minded that your brains fall out.ö - G.K. Chesterton

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #878 on: April 27, 2013, 08:10:20 PM »

Because I know woman. If she will be mad or she will be sorry - if it is 'mad', she will be much pleasure to make right; and if she is 'sorry', it will be the same pleasure. You... you do not have women, so you do not know, Se˝or. But me... Carlos Robante... I know!
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ôDonĺt be so open-minded that your brains fall out.ö - G.K. Chesterton

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #879 on: April 27, 2013, 08:10:50 PM »

Hey, sheriff, you forgot your pants.
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ôDonĺt be so open-minded that your brains fall out.ö - G.K. Chesterton

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #880 on: April 27, 2013, 09:04:49 PM »

*expletive deleted*ck you, Sally.
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« Reply #881 on: April 27, 2013, 09:44:31 PM »

Not a hard man to track; leaves dead men wherever he goes.
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"My limited experience does not permit me to appreciate the unquestionable wisdom of your decision"

Seems like every day, I'm forced to add to the list of people who can just kiss my hairy ass.
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« Reply #882 on: May 08, 2013, 04:43:18 PM »

"We're on a mission from God"
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« Reply #883 on: May 11, 2013, 07:49:32 AM »

"We're on a mission from God"

"Tell him you failed!!"
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« Reply #884 on: May 11, 2013, 06:11:00 PM »

Your days of finger-banging Mary Jane rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

FTFY
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« Reply #885 on: May 11, 2013, 06:26:30 PM »

"Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"

"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."
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"We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst."
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« Reply #886 on: May 11, 2013, 08:51:37 PM »

FTFY
Thanks! For some strange reason I cannot edit that post, although i can edit this post?
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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G
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« Reply #887 on: May 13, 2013, 10:52:57 AM »

"We'll make it"

"I don't think so, but we shall continue with style."
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Gee, I'd love to see your data!
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« Reply #888 on: May 23, 2013, 08:46:42 PM »

"People, people, people!"
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ôDonĺt be so open-minded that your brains fall out.ö - G.K. Chesterton

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #889 on: May 31, 2013, 09:16:47 AM »

"If we learned one thing from The Amazing Colossal Man and Grasshopperus, it's that radiation makes stuff grow real big, real fast."
"But didn't Grasshopperus kill Chad Everett?"
"Only because he tried to reason with him."
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« Reply #890 on: June 01, 2013, 03:28:59 AM »

Gonzo: "Kermit!  Sweetums and Thogs are playing badminton!"

Kermit: "So?"

Gonzo: "Well, they're playing with MY chicken!"

*chicken flies over Gonzo and Kermit's heads with an alarmed "cluck"*
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There is something relaxing in working with sharp pointy things.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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« Reply #891 on: June 01, 2013, 05:04:08 AM »

"I want targets. Do your *expletive deleted*ing jobs. Bring me people to kill."
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« Reply #892 on: June 01, 2013, 08:02:47 AM »

That there is one damn fine coat you're wearing.
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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G
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« Reply #893 on: June 11, 2013, 02:12:33 PM »

"You're not so tough without your car, are ya?"
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« Reply #894 on: June 11, 2013, 05:25:48 PM »

I'm gonna do for you, in six weeks, what it took someone six months to do for me: nothin'.
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ôDonĺt be so open-minded that your brains fall out.ö - G.K. Chesterton

Conservatives see George Orwell's "1984" as a cautionary tale.  Progressives view it as a "how to" manual.

My wife often says to me, "You are evil and must be destroyed." She may be right.

"Somebody got up on the wrong side of the apocalypse."
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« Reply #895 on: June 11, 2013, 08:44:48 PM »

Take off, you hoser.

Okay, where from? Google only points me back to here.

Southland Tales, said by Christopher Lamberts character.
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

"I see a rager at least once a week." - brimic
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« Reply #896 on: June 12, 2013, 09:02:26 AM »

"No, I didn't.  Honest... I ran out of gas.  I... I had a flat tire.  I didn't have enough money for cab fare.  My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.  An old friend came in from out of town.  Someone stole my car.  There was an earthquake.  A terrible flood.  Locusts!  IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
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« Reply #897 on: June 13, 2013, 06:32:04 PM »

Vicky? She's my little Nazi-killer. 1939 Vickers gun. My little crazy bitch. Course she can't really fire in the legal since though. But I did run down all the missing parts for her so she could function theoretically, course that's between us and Jesus, Uncle Sam don't need to know nothin bout that.
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

"I see a rager at least once a week." - brimic
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« Reply #898 on: June 14, 2013, 04:43:04 AM »

Frank, I never thought I'd say this again. I'm getting the pig!
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Does any image illustrate so neatly the wrongheadedness of the Obama administration than Americans scrambling in terror from Air Force One?
Just greatůChicago politics has spread to all 57 states.
They told me if I voted for John McCain, my country would look like it is run by people with a disturbing affinity towards fascism. And they were right!
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« Reply #899 on: June 15, 2013, 01:53:34 AM »

Not from a movie but from a book.

The waitor snorted derisively and blew the hair away from his eyes. "People like you put guns on our streets."
Earl looked at the teenager in disbelief. "And people like you put the fries on my plate." He waved torward the kitchen dismissively. "So hop to it, boy."

 Evil <- This needs to be green.
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

"I see a rager at least once a week." - brimic
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