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« Reply #1150 on: July 05, 2014, 08:54:42 AM »

"So you're gonna tell me you don't have no black cats?  No Roman candles, or screaming Mimis?  Ah come on man... you don't got no ladyfingers, fuzzbuttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-do-das, or crap flappers?   You're gonna stand there owning a firework stand and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsydaisers -- with or without the scooter stick -- or one single whistling kittychaser?"
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« Reply #1151 on: July 05, 2014, 12:11:07 PM »

"No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like."
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

"I see a rager at least once a week." - brimic
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« Reply #1152 on: July 06, 2014, 06:15:39 AM »

"It's like doing peyote, and then sneezing, slowly, for six hours."
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« Reply #1153 on: July 06, 2014, 06:56:58 AM »

"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G
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« Reply #1154 on: July 07, 2014, 08:23:54 PM »

"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

The Shootist.
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« Reply #1155 on: July 08, 2014, 02:52:50 AM »

The Shootist.


But enough about Ron Howard.
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« Reply #1156 on: July 08, 2014, 08:18:21 AM »

The Shootist.

Indeed!


Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G
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« Reply #1157 on: July 09, 2014, 06:50:54 AM »

"That's no ordinary rabbit.  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.  That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!  It's a killer!"
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Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will... The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. ― Frederick Douglass

No American citizen should be willing to accept a government that uses its power against its own people.  -  Catherine Engelbrecht
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« Reply #1158 on: August 01, 2014, 02:03:34 PM »

"I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews..."

"You're the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez."
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« Reply #1159 on: August 02, 2014, 05:13:35 PM »

*Protagonist slits a bad guys heels*
Lady he just saved: "What the hell are you doing? The mans unconscious!"
Protagonist: "Yea well when he wakes up he's going to have to crawl after us."
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Stay bloodthirsty, my friends."

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« Reply #1160 on: August 02, 2014, 08:52:39 PM »

 
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"

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« Reply #1161 on: August 19, 2014, 04:22:40 AM »

I ain't had so much fun since the hogs ate my little brother.
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« Reply #1162 on: August 19, 2014, 05:39:51 AM »

Do you mind? I was having a moment!

You're welcome.
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ôWisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a fool as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom.ö
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« Reply #1163 on: August 19, 2014, 02:02:08 PM »

I ain't had so much fun since the hogs ate my little brother.


My Dad says that all the time. "I ain't had this much fun since my baby brother fell in the slop, and the hogs ate 'im!"
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« Reply #1164 on: August 19, 2014, 03:52:22 PM »

"Well, the traffic was murder, you know.  One of those manure spreaders jack-knifed on the Santa Ana.  Godawful mess.  You should see my shoes."
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« Reply #1165 on: August 20, 2014, 05:53:10 AM »

Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and *expletive deleted*ck the prom queen.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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« Reply #1166 on: September 14, 2014, 05:00:39 AM »

"Soldier! Soldier! You're not big enough to do this to Rocko. I'll kill ya! You'll never bring me in, never!"
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« Reply #1167 on: September 14, 2014, 10:10:08 AM »

Cheers, Butterfly. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep.
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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G
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« Reply #1168 on: October 07, 2014, 04:35:19 PM »

"I should have known better than to get involved with a hairy chested ape who can't even take care of a one-eyed dog."
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"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."
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« Reply #1169 on: October 07, 2014, 05:30:58 PM »

"Hey guys. You know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."

Brad
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK?Huh? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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« Reply #1170 on: October 07, 2014, 06:18:19 PM »

Sam Diamond: "Locked, from the inside. That can only mean one thing. And I don't know what it is."
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What if there were no hypothetical situations?
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« Reply #1171 on: October 12, 2014, 04:02:48 AM »

That's the thing about possum innards, they's just as good the next day.
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« Reply #1172 on: November 30, 2014, 02:14:51 PM »

What's the color of the boat house at Hereford?
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« Reply #1173 on: November 30, 2014, 03:19:18 PM »

What's the color of the boat house at Hereford?

How the ____ should I know?
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« Reply #1174 on: November 30, 2014, 09:04:07 PM »

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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