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Re: Hi...
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2011, 11:17:40 PM »
Welcome, *Sparks*.....APS is all yours....for as long as you can handle it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

This song says so much about us....can we make it the official APS theme music?....
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« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2011, 11:26:54 PM »
Starbucks white mocha and .45, plz.

oh, yeah, hi  =)

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« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2011, 11:27:13 PM »
Greetings, Sparks. Your presence here is most welcome, as the ladies have not yet completed our sandwich orders from a few weeks ago. They could use some help in the kitchen.

Hope you have a good time!  :angel:
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2011, 12:19:38 AM »
Oh, yeah...

Diet soda here.  Sam's Club is preferred, but Coke will suffice.  I'm okay on .22 for now, so some .223 would be nice.  Or .30-06.  That would be a good choice also.

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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2011, 12:23:17 AM »
Who was the last new female? ???  :-*  :P

Mrs smith?

Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore.  I also believe she's disappeared.

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2011, 12:59:42 AM »
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This song says so much about us....can we make it the official APS theme music?....

Good 'ol Electric Six.

If it wasn't for the few women here it would be this song, ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=related  :lol:

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Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore.  I also believe she's disappeared.

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2011, 01:05:26 AM »


If it wasn't for the few women here it would be this song, ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=related  :lol:



Just mabs.

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2011, 01:52:04 AM »
Kia Ora!  Haire mai ki te APS!

I'll take a bottle of Ardbeg Corryvryken and 200gr +p .45ACP.

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« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2011, 07:14:14 AM »
Welcome.

Don;t mind mist the riff-raff.
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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2011, 08:15:47 AM »
While many forums might ask you questions about measurements or some such things....around here, we are more interested in other things.....
1) are you much of a shooter?
2) Are you a firefly fan?
3) Ever seen Zardoz????
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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2011, 08:25:54 AM »
Welcome and where do you hail from?
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« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2011, 08:29:46 AM »
Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore.  I also believe she's disappeared.

DD

Doh! You are right.

Good 'ol Electric Six.

If it wasn't for the few women here it would be this song, ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&feature=related  :lol:

I blame Fistful.  [tinfoil]

I blame Fistful as well.
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« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2011, 11:02:56 AM »
In that case, I come bearing gifts.
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« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2011, 11:19:47 AM »
Welcome.

Don;t mind mist the riff-raff.

Please don't turn anyone into a pink mist with your mind.
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« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2011, 02:01:06 PM »
We'd much prefer a tasteful chartreuse.
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2011, 02:09:13 PM »
While many forums might ask you questions about measurements or some such things....around here, we are more interested in other things.....
1) are you much of a shooter?
2) Are you a firefly fan?
3) Ever seen Zardoz????

Actually, jamis wants measurments.

Especially shoes.....
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« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2011, 02:13:03 PM »
Actually, jamis wants measurments.

Especially shoes.....
 ;)


That reminds me, *Sparks*.....do you have long hair or short hair?.....BSL is looking for ideas....

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2011, 02:21:37 PM »
Hiya.

Other things we need to know about besides shooting & Firefly: What is your view on the holiest of holy food, Bacon?
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« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2011, 07:34:46 PM »
welcome!

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« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2011, 08:09:59 PM »
Welcome!

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« Reply #45 on: September 23, 2011, 04:30:53 AM »
Welcome!

I will take a case of .45 and a case of .223 along with a case of Crown Cask 16 and two cases of Blvd Sampler Pack. =D
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« Reply #46 on: September 23, 2011, 05:35:47 AM »
Welcome aboard, *Sparks*.
As you've no doubt noted by now, we're something of an odd group. 
But we just blame Fistful for it, so that's okay.=D

I'll take a bottle of single-malt Scotch (buyer's choice - that bottle would last me a year) and a case of 230gr .45ACP, thanks.

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« Reply #47 on: September 23, 2011, 08:36:23 AM »
Alright who scared *Sparks* away, as she hasn't been on since 9/21/11.

{Looking at Fistful}
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #48 on: September 23, 2011, 04:44:57 PM »
I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.

I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me  >:D
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« Reply #49 on: September 23, 2011, 04:53:15 PM »
....

I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me  >:D


You may need crowd control for the line that forms to do that. =D

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