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Author Topic: Jerry Campbell Quotes  (Read 5899 times)
Jamie B
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« on: October 27, 2011, 03:59:47 AM »

Jerry Campbell is the main hog hunter on American Hoggers on A&E,
He is a good old Texas boy, and as some memorable quotes:

(My truck) is stuck tighter than a wedge in witch's *expletive deleted*ss,

Hogs like to eat anything. They’ll eat baby sheep, baby goats. They’ll eat ‘em just like popcorn.

That SOB's breath smells like my old English teacher.

I hate hot weather like the Pope hates the devil.

The brush is thicker than lawyers in hell down there.

He’s (wild boar in a junkyard) liable to be lying up in there but hell he could be sitting in the front seat of a Cadillac too.

When I get to Heaven I’m going to have one hell of a pack of dogs.

I’ve been hunting hogs since Moby Dick was a sardine.

I don’t drive a Jeep. I wear one.

Colder than an ex-wife’s heart this morning.

He’s (Jerry’s trusted stud dog Rooster) had more bitches than a Houston divorce lawyer.

Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength - Henry Ward Beecher

The Almighty tells me He can get me out of this mess, but He’s pretty sure you’re f**ked! - Stephen
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 06:28:52 AM »

Those are all golden.

The brush is thicker than lawyers in hell down there.

Love it...I may have to start watching.

They all wanna be Hank Williams, but they don't wanna have to die.
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