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Jamie B
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« on: October 27, 2011, 03:59:47 AM »

Jerry Campbell is the main hog hunter on American Hoggers on A&E,
He is a good old Texas boy, and as some memorable quotes:

(My truck) is stuck tighter than a wedge in witch's *expletive deleted*ss,

Hogs like to eat anything. Theyĺll eat baby sheep, baby goats. Theyĺll eat Ĺem just like popcorn.

That SOB's breath smells like my old English teacher.

I hate hot weather like the Pope hates the devil.

The brush is thicker than lawyers in hell down there.

Heĺs (wild boar in a junkyard) liable to be lying up in there but hell he could be sitting in the front seat of a Cadillac too.

When I get to Heaven Iĺm going to have one hell of a pack of dogs.

Iĺve been hunting hogs since Moby Dick was a sardine.

I donĺt drive a Jeep. I wear one.

Colder than an ex-wifeĺs heart this morning.

Heĺs (Jerryĺs trusted stud dog Rooster) had more bitches than a Houston divorce lawyer.
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 06:28:52 AM »

Those are all golden.

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The brush is thicker than lawyers in hell down there.


Love it...I may have to start watching.
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