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Author Topic: Jerry Campbell Quotes  (Read 5536 times)
Jamie B
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« on: October 27, 2011, 03:59:47 AM »

Jerry Campbell is the main hog hunter on American Hoggers on A&E,
He is a good old Texas boy, and as some memorable quotes:

(My truck) is stuck tighter than a wedge in witch's *expletive deleted*ss,

Hogs like to eat anything. They’ll eat baby sheep, baby goats. They’ll eat ‘em just like popcorn.

That SOB's breath smells like my old English teacher.

I hate hot weather like the Pope hates the devil.

The brush is thicker than lawyers in hell down there.

He’s (wild boar in a junkyard) liable to be lying up in there but hell he could be sitting in the front seat of a Cadillac too.

When I get to Heaven I’m going to have one hell of a pack of dogs.

I’ve been hunting hogs since Moby Dick was a sardine.

I don’t drive a Jeep. I wear one.

Colder than an ex-wife’s heart this morning.

He’s (Jerry’s trusted stud dog Rooster) had more bitches than a Houston divorce lawyer.

Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength - Henry Ward Beecher

The Almighty tells me He can get me out of this mess, but He’s pretty sure you’re f**ked! - Stephen
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 06:28:52 AM »

Those are all golden.

The brush is thicker than lawyers in hell down there.

Love it...I may have to start watching.

"Imagine putting Gewehr, Fitz and I in a room with Red Bull and Whiskey to draw up an op order, and occasionally opening the door completely randomly to scream "NO, dammnit, MORE explosions." ~ The inimitable RevDisk
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