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Trump won. Democrats haven't been so offended since Republicans came along and freed their slaves.
Those who work for a living are being BURIED by those who vote for a living.
Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction in stolen goods. - H.L. Mencken
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2012, 07:40:05 AM » |
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Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US
Uranus is a gas giant.
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HankB
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2012, 09:27:43 AM » |
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Would it be wrong of me to say that these should be used for any Gitmo detainees that happen to expire?
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Trump won. Democrats haven't been so offended since Republicans came along and freed their slaves.
Those who work for a living are being BURIED by those who vote for a living.
Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction in stolen goods. - H.L. Mencken
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2012, 09:35:31 AM » |
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Would it be wrong of me to say that these should be used for any Gitmo detainees that happen to expire?
Yes, because a very large number of Gitmo detainees are released without any charges. Some of our allies are (gasp) not great folks and often sell us some random guy to get paid. Basically, it wouldn't be wrong, as long as you wouldn't mind if I bashed you over the head, sold you to DurkaDurkaStan, said you were an evil filthy terrorist or enemy combatant or telemarketer, collected a nice bounty while you tried telling the DurkaDurkaStani soldiers (in English, which they don't speak) that you're certainly not a telemarketer, and you got buried in ... I dunno, a Hi Point themed casket. Detained != guilty of squat. |
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HankB
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 09:48:29 AM » |
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Yes, because a very large number of Gitmo detainees are released without any charges. What about released detainees we catch later on because they're attacking us again? Can I put those in a bacon coffin? |
Trump won. Democrats haven't been so offended since Republicans came along and freed their slaves.
Those who work for a living are being BURIED by those who vote for a living.
Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction in stolen goods. - H.L. Mencken
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2012, 02:39:40 PM » |
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Yes, because a very large number of Gitmo detainees are released without any charges. Some of our allies are (gasp) not great folks and often sell us some random guy to get paid.
Wrong. The detainees at Gitmo were all rounded up by Halliburton squads, who simply snatch any Muslim or brown-skinned person they see. They are never released; simply held indefinitely without charges. Plus, we burn their Korans. |
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2012, 02:56:00 PM » |
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Terrorists.....telemarketers....I'm not seeing a downside to this plan....
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2012, 03:30:14 PM » |
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Wrong. The detainees at Gitmo were all rounded up by Halliburton squads, who simply snatch any Muslim or brown-skinned person they see. They are never released; simply held indefinitely without charges. Plus, we burn their Korans.
Wow, those guys must be real lazy. I see more of those people around Houston than they have in Gitmo, must less overseas.  |
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2012, 06:15:26 PM » |
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When I get cremated, the wife agreed to throw in a pound of bacon......chris3
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Fly320s
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2012, 06:43:35 PM » |
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When I get cremated, the wife agreed to throw in a pound of bacon......chris3
Cooked, I hope, so you can enjoy it. |
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2012, 10:13:45 PM » |
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Terrorists.....telemarketers....I'm not seeing a downside to this plan....
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Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it. - Ursula Le Guin
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HankB
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 05:31:22 AM » |
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Wow, those guys must be real lazy. I see more of those people around Houston than they have in Gitmo, must less overseas. They're crafty - they've learned that the best way to avoid being picked up is to pretend they only speak Spanish. |
Trump won. Democrats haven't been so offended since Republicans came along and freed their slaves.
Those who work for a living are being BURIED by those who vote for a living.
Government is a broker in pillage, and every election is a sort of advance auction in stolen goods. - H.L. Mencken
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 06:22:45 AM » |
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I want my corpse to be saponified with lye.
And then have the resulting slurry be explosively distributed over the next/nearest congregation of leftists by a cold-gas bursting charge.
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I promise not to duck.
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RevDisk
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 06:25:49 AM » |
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I want my corpse to be saponified with lye.
And then have the resulting slurry be explosively distributed over the next/nearest congregation of leftists by a cold-gas bursting charge.
No problem. Except "cold gas" might unfortunately be "insanely hot gas". And "leftists" might unfortunately be "hippies". |
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seeker_two
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 09:33:52 AM » |
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I want my corpse to be saponified with lye.
And then have the resulting slurry be explosively distributed over the next/nearest congregation of leftists by a cold-gas bursting charge.
Crop duster would be more dramatic.... |
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.
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Fly320s
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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2012, 12:46:56 PM » |
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I want my corpse to be saponified with lye.
And then have the resulting slurry be explosively distributed over the next/nearest congregation of leftists by a cold-gas bursting charge.
Would you settle for being mixed into water and shot out of a firehouse at hippies during a Occupy Whatever event? |
Islamic sex dolls. Do they blow themselves up?
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AJ Dual
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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2012, 12:59:05 PM » |
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Would you settle for being mixed into water and shot out of a firehouse at hippies during a Occupy Whatever event?
If the main plan can't be realized. These are all relatively acceptable alternatives. Although I've been thinking along the lines of making the whole thing more "personal". Each of my heirs get a photo and dossier of an intended target, a water balloon filled with my rendered remains, and the must successfully pelt and soak the target to inherit. |
I promise not to duck.
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