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Iain

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« on: April 04, 2005, 11:30:22 AM »
http://cipdtf.ruwenzori.net/cidevientusa.html

The translation of an Ivory Coast blog that I have been reading -

Advantages for America:
1) They with help the USA in Iraq. (Good idea? Send them all?)
2) They will fight against terrorism (as they are against Bédié).
3) The Ivorian cocoa will help stabilise the USA economy.

Advantages for Ivory Coast:
1) Ivory Coast will finally have weapons of mass destruction.
2) Ivory Coast will have its permanent seat on the UN.
3) America will help Ivory Coast destroy France, totally.
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2005, 11:39:46 AM »
I think the 51st state ought to be named

CANADA.

They have lots of resources with little idea what to do with them.  They have a socialist economy and a language issue that we could help with.  It will help the uS and will improve life tremendously for the average Canadian.  Eh?
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2005, 11:50:10 AM »
Maybe we could arrange a swap of some of our bluer states for a couple of the heartland provinces, Rabbi.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2005, 04:30:26 PM »
They can keep Ontario and Quebec after the western 2/3s of Ontario gets carved off and becomes part of Manitoba. Yukon Territory could be assimilated by Alaska. Nunavit maintains its sovereignty. The rest of the provinces vote on either statehood, autonomy or US territorial status.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2005, 05:06:22 PM »
All I know is that if the western four Provenices of Canada did split up, and Montana succeeded, and they formed their own country...man, I would be there in a heart beat.  There would have to be a nuke plant somewhere I could find a job at.

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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2005, 05:34:13 PM »
Baloney! We already have too many states! I say we give the people's republics of Taxachusetts, New Jersey, Maryland, and California to whatever African country will take them.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2005, 05:49:48 PM »
If I recall correctly, British Columbia and parts of Alberta (and maybe others?) used to be US territories until Polk gave them away.  That's a pretty simple way of putting it, but that was the basic idea.

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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2005, 05:17:25 AM »
We can give Detroit to Ohio yesterday.
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2005, 07:01:43 AM »
We can give Detroit to Ontario.
I still say 'Give Detroit to Canada'

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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2005, 08:19:10 AM »
Hell if President Fox gets stupid and tells his troops to enter the US in Arizona we could have a bunch more states.  We will wind up owning Mexico and then everyone could say we invaded Mexico for their oil also.
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2005, 09:20:30 AM »
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We will wind up owning Mexico
Hang on just a minute there, perfesser.  You actually want Mexico?

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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2005, 09:51:36 AM »
We won't end up owning mexico.  Bush won't do anything if Mexican troops enter Arizona.  Make no mistake, the Government has given up the defense of our borders.  We the people are now the defense.

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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2005, 08:23:15 AM »
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We will wind up owning Mexico
Hang on just a minute there, perfesser.  You actually want Mexico?
Never said I wanted Mexico.  Just that we will wind up owning it.
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2005, 06:36:31 PM »
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Never said I wanted Mexico.  Just that we will wind up owning it.
Didn't some Colonel during the Texas Revolution ride into Mexico with his men to try and take it over?
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2005, 03:54:06 PM »
Saudi Israelia!
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2005, 06:00:25 AM »
We don't want Mexico, just think of all the over night welfare cases we would have!

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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2005, 06:14:52 AM »
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They have a socialist economy and a language issue that we could help with.
WE have a socialist economy and a language issue...I don't think we can help.

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