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You to could work for the NSA
« on: January 27, 2014, 11:38:21 AM »
http://www.nsa.gov/kids/

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/25/us/on-childrens-website-nsa-puts-a-furry-smiley-face-on-its-mission.html?_r=1

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WASHINGTON — The turtle wearing a hat backward, baggy jeans and purple sunglasses looks just like other cartoon characters that marketers use to make products like cereal and toys appealing to children.

But the reptile, known as T. Top, who says creating and breaking codes is really “kewl,” is pushing something far weightier: the benefits of the National Security Agency.

“In the world of diplomacy, knowing what your enemy is planning helps you to prepare,” the turtle says. “But it is also important that your enemies do not know what you have planned. It is the mission of the National Security Agency and the Central Security Service to learn what it can about its potential enemies to protect America’s government communications.”
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Re: You to could work for the NSA
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2014, 12:33:05 PM »
They've alienated about 10 years worth of potential hiring pool, so they need to brainwash a new generation. :rofl:
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Re: You to could work for the NSA
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2014, 12:40:42 PM »
Ummm... Central Security Service ?!?!?!?

I bet they're the ones that run room 101.




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Re: You to could work for the NSA
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2014, 01:02:28 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTbpyd_8mSM

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Re: You to could work for the NSA
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 01:07:37 PM »
And all the kids are going "Lllllaaaammmmeeeee"

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