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A rapper, Andre Johnson, who worked with the Wu-Tang Clan, suddenly cuts off johnson and jumps off a 2nd floor balcony in a attempted suicide.  Drs tried to reattach Johnson's johnson but failed.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/04/17/rapper-cuts-off-penis-reattach-fails/?intcmp=features
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Given his surname, Junior Johnson seems appropriate.
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Hopefully this becomes a thing amongst the (c)rap culture.
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I will not dance on his... err... part's grave, but I'll just make a suggestion: If you're actually trying to kill yourself, 2nd floor jump isn't going to do it.

I'm pretty sure I've done that jump as a thrill when a teenager.

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They also said hard drugs were not involved, and believe Johnson must have mental problems.


First part, I'm surprised if that's truthful. Second part, ya think?
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 05:10:10 PM »
I was gonna guess bath salts

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I was gonna guess bath salts

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Bath Salts would make a lot of sense for this. The behavior matches.

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Bath Salts would make a lot of sense for this. The behavior matches.



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We can also be fairly certain he won't reproduce again.
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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2014, 09:28:39 PM »
But he didn't eat anybody's face.

This time...

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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2014, 10:42:51 PM »
If you're actually trying to kill yourself, 2nd floor jump isn't going to do it.

I'm pretty sure I've done that jump as a thrill when a teenager.


Yeah, but your landed on your head and you can't remember?


Say, how does a second story jump compare to a parachute landing?

I s'pose I could look it up, but somebody around here may know offhand, and another somebody may also be curious about it.

I sure feel sorry this guy Johnson had such demons.  I wonder how come the reattachment didn't work.  Didn't Bobbit's spouse throw his away in a park or something and they finally found it and hooked it all back up?
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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2014, 11:08:06 PM »
Yeah, but your landed on your head and you can't remember?


Say, how does a second story jump compare to a parachute landing?

I s'pose I could look it up, but somebody around here may know offhand, and another somebody may also be curious about it.

I sure feel sorry this guy Johnson had such demons.  I wonder how come the reattachment didn't work.  Didn't Bobbit's spouse throw his away in a park or something and they finally found it and hooked it all back up?


Lorena's cut was straight and done with an exceedingly sharp knife.  And she tossed into a ditch alongside the road.  If Johnson used a dull(er) blade leaving ragged edges the chances for success get reduced greatly.

As for your other question - are you jumping from the roof of a 2-story building or from the second story windowsill?  It does make a bit of a difference, as does the mass of the jumper.  As well as their proficiency in tucking and rolling on impact.  I went, for giggles, to the Army's "How to Jump Out of Perfectly Good Airplanes" training - not the whole airborne course, just the jumping part.  Made the required 5 static line jumps - most were easier on the feet, knees, and back than jumping out of the top bunk.  But then again, I was wearing proper boots as well as other stuff that softened the impact with the ground, as opposed to landing barefoot on hard concrete.

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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2014, 11:54:01 PM »
He's just plain nuts.
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Holy hell. It's like giving a loaded gun to a chimpanzee...

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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2014, 12:50:52 AM »
We can also be fairly certain he won't reproduce again.

Just wait.  Soon he'll benefit from the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler.

(Let's see who gets that reference.)

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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2014, 05:25:16 AM »
He's just plain nuts.
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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2014, 06:50:00 AM »
He's just plain nuts.

Nah, definitly salted.
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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2014, 08:17:46 AM »
Sounds like he had a bad acid trip !  =|

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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2014, 08:24:45 AM »
Call him short stroke.
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2014, 08:32:42 AM »
Jumps out a 2nd story window and he's stumped why it didn't work...
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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2014, 08:35:31 AM »
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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2014, 03:20:06 PM »
Just wait.  Soon he'll benefit from the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler.

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Re: Rapper cuts off penis in suicide attempt, re-attach fails, report says
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2014, 04:12:14 PM »
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