A government agent pounded on my, door, demanded that I confirm my identity, and then handed me the following:
skidmark Household:
The Office of Passport Services, U.S. Department of State would like to better serve the Ameeican public's need fpr passport services in the coming months and years. [Do they know something that I don't about my future need for a passport?]
To do this we are conducting interviews ....
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Your household was selected [couldn't they find a better word to use?] at random. [Yeah, sure.] In order for the rsults to be statisticall representative , it is important a person who is knowlegable about the travel habits of your household complete the survey. [Is it possible they are not sure and are looking for confirmation?]
Your participation, while voluntary [where have I heard that phrase before?] will be essential to the success of the study. This study is estimated to take less than 10 minutes of your time and there are 2 easy ways for you to participate.
Please do one of the following before November 12, 2014:
1) ...
Enter the passcode xxxxxxx
OR
2) ...
Please have the passcode available ....
We will give you a call if we do not hear from you.
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As I see it, I have three possible courses of action:
A) Apply for a passport (I don't have a valid one at the moment and am pretty sure the ones on sale over the internet for $25 will not stand up at a port of departure) and thus telegraph my travel plans to GTFOOD
B) Go online and enter my randomly-generated passcode that will not connect my name or other personal information with the responses I give [yeah, sure, and how much do you want for that ocean-front property in New Mexico?] and enter something like "99999" for every response
C) Wait for them to call me after November 12, 2014. If I choose this option, should I put a note on the door that it is unlocked so they won't risk hurting themselves when it splinters open?
What I suggest is that everybody interested in divvying up my stuff meet at C&SD's place and carpool down some convenient date after November 12, 2014. I'll leave the key to the safe under the rock next to the back door.
stay safe.