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Yum!

Home cured and smoked bacon...
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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2005, 01:53:29 PM »
Pig!

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2005, 03:38:24 PM »
Piggles are teh yum.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2005, 03:56:28 PM »
Funny you guys mention pig today.


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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2005, 05:41:51 PM »
Darn it Nelson - that was a whole hog last I looked Cheesy:D

Mike - you are making my salivary glands crank up - I am an unmitigated bacon adict - and home cured and smoked stuff is almost always the dog's dangly bits! Smiley  Mail me a pound will ya Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2005, 05:59:00 PM »
Yeah, shame he couldn't get it ready in time for me to take a pound camping yesterday.  That would've made the damp (ok, sopping wet) weather bearable. Tongue

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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2005, 06:06:56 PM »
Half a tank of gas...
New pack of smokes...
Zippo refilled...
Ten farm fresh eggs...
Quart of fresh AR Strawberries...

A green state, a yellow one...

I'm on a misson for bacon...Cheesy

Don't forget the homemade bread Mike...

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15 pounds of bacon are going in the smoker in about 20 minutes...
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2005, 07:26:02 PM »
"Yeah, shame he couldn't get it ready in time for me to take a pound camping yesterday."

Even more the shame that the last two times I've done this it's tacitly been "US" doing it, yet I'm the one doing all the work and staying up tending late the freaking smoke!  Tongue

I have GOT to find a source of chunk apple wood.
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2005, 07:53:36 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2005, 07:57:45 PM »
Pork Fat Rulz !!!!!!! Smiley

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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2005, 10:57:11 PM »
Nothing beats a nice Kosher BLT with home smoked bacon!
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2005, 11:06:06 PM »
Mike, it may seem like a ways to drive, but I've got a dead pear tree you can come cut down and have for fire/smoke wood.

And Wild, a Kosher BLT would fall in that category of what we in this world call "OXYMORON"
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2005, 05:01:57 AM »
Burgers' thick-sliced pepper-coated bacon makes my mouth water just thinking about it.  Wonderful flavor.

They sell hams in City, Southern, Ozark, and Ozark Attic versions, with different amounts of saltiness, dryness, and flavor.  They also sell prosciutto, German Bavarian, and German Black Forest hams.

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2005, 07:58:49 AM »
OK, I'm eating some of it right now.

It's OK, but I prefer the last batch I did using a Wilshire curing method. It had more flavor, and wasn't quite so salty. This will need to be pan rendered when it's cooked.

Still, nice flavor.
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2005, 12:24:54 PM »
we need pictures Mike!!!! Smiley

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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2005, 04:08:43 PM »
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we need pictures Mike!!!!
I've seen him eat, you don't want pictures. Tongue

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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2005, 04:24:50 PM »
Really good bacon is a wonderful thing.  A little bit of bacon makes almost everything better.

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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2005, 06:56:15 PM »
"I've seen him eat, you don't want pictures."

Christ, get OVER it already!

I didn't even break the skin, and you learned a very valuable lesson! You DON'T get your hands near my face when I'm eating!

(you also don't get out from behind the drop cloth...)
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