PS- He actually sounds less like a Swede and more like a dirty Norweigan
My grandpa used to tell my dad:
"Der's dis story dat dey used to tell about ten-tousandt Svedes, chased true da veeds by von Norvegian. I tell you it isn't true! It vas von blind and LAME Norvegian dat chased dem ten-tousandt Svedes!"
I've got a first-generation Swedish coworker who thought it was funny because he'd always heard a slightly different version.
