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« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2016, 08:39:02 PM »

Oh God yes! ^^^

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
 
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« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2016, 09:30:59 PM »

Idiocracy.


If you want really, really, really, bad.  Then Cindy Williams in Spaceship, is mind meltingly bad....
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« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2016, 09:35:18 PM »

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« Reply #28 on: November 01, 2016, 09:37:27 PM »

Anyone seen welcome to the doll house?

Or any Tod Solondz movies? 
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« Reply #29 on: November 01, 2016, 09:50:18 PM »

Okay, here's a real one.  Spaceballs
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« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2016, 09:52:21 PM »

Has anybody heard of this one?



Looks promising.
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« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2016, 10:11:58 PM »

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« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2016, 10:24:48 PM »

I remember watching this one in the theater



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« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2016, 11:05:33 PM »

Tremors

Tremors 2 gets a shout-out for this scene:

https://youtu.be/3xeHPdm7e-Y?t=18s
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« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2016, 12:40:21 AM »

Caught the last half of Tremors: Bloodline yesterday. A worthy member of the franchise.

If we're looking for total gaggers... C.H.U.D.     or how about The lair of the white worm.
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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2016, 12:43:37 AM »

There's a director's cut of The Love God?

Fixed my post for better clarity. Smiley
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« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2016, 03:06:12 AM »



They also made a sequel, When Women Lost their Tails. 
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« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2016, 07:43:08 AM »

My mind must be in the gutter as I read the thread title as, "The APS adult classic film thread."

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« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2016, 08:40:36 AM »

Has anybody heard of this one?



Looks promising.


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« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2016, 08:46:11 AM »

The Tremors series was pretty much "great" as was the "Trinity" western series with Terence Hill!

Fritz The Cat <-- XD
 Yeah, it's animated but it is NOT what ya think of as a "cartoon!"  Popcorn
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« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2016, 08:51:33 AM »

Idiocracy.


If you want really, really, really, bad.  Then Cindy Williams in Spaceship, is mind meltingly bad....

Hey, I misread the thread title, but not as bad as you. 

The thread you are looking for would be titled something like, "Contemporary Prophetic Works."
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« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2016, 08:57:02 AM »

"The Gods Must Be Crazy" was pretty good and deserves to be here IMHO.
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« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2016, 09:24:15 AM »

Okay you guys, make up your minds. Is it only crappy cult movies (i.e. MST3K fodder) as the OP states, or good cult movies as well?
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« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2016, 09:30:11 AM »

Okay you guys, make up your minds. Is it only crappy cult movies (i.e. MST3K fodder) as the OP states, or good cult movies as well?

This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.
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« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2016, 09:32:19 AM »

Hmm . . . time to Godwin this thread . . .

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« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2016, 10:35:17 AM »

This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.

How about a movie about cornbread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-SBGpuoZc

Cornbread, Earl and Me
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« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2016, 10:37:53 AM »

How about a movie about cornbread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-SBGpuoZc

Cornbread, Earl and Me

Is it Yankee cornbread, or the real kind?   Popcorn
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« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2016, 11:22:00 AM »

"The Gods Must Be Crazy" was pretty good and deserves to be here IMHO.


My family loves that movie.
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« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2016, 11:22:23 AM »

This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.

Give me sweet corn bread or give me death.
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« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2016, 02:59:46 PM »

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