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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2016, 12:39:02 AM »
Oh God yes! ^^^

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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2016, 01:30:59 AM »
Idiocracy.


If you want really, really, really, bad.  Then Cindy Williams in Spaceship, is mind meltingly bad....
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2016, 01:35:18 AM »
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2016, 01:37:27 AM »
Anyone seen welcome to the doll house?

Or any Tod Solondz movies? 
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2016, 01:50:18 AM »
Okay, here's a real one.  Spaceballs
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2016, 01:52:21 AM »
Has anybody heard of this one?



Looks promising.
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2016, 02:11:58 AM »
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #32 on: November 02, 2016, 02:24:48 AM »
I remember watching this one in the theater



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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #33 on: November 02, 2016, 03:05:33 AM »
Tremors

Tremors 2 gets a shout-out for this scene:

https://youtu.be/3xeHPdm7e-Y?t=18s
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #34 on: November 02, 2016, 04:40:21 AM »
Caught the last half of Tremors: Bloodline yesterday. A worthy member of the franchise.

If we're looking for total gaggers... C.H.U.D.     or how about The lair of the white worm.
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2016, 04:43:37 AM »
There's a director's cut of The Love God?

Fixed my post for better clarity. :)
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #36 on: November 02, 2016, 07:06:12 AM »


They also made a sequel, When Women Lost their Tails. 
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #37 on: November 02, 2016, 11:43:08 AM »
My mind must be in the gutter as I read the thread title as, "The APS adult classic film thread."

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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #38 on: November 02, 2016, 12:40:36 PM »
Has anybody heard of this one?



Looks promising.


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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2016, 12:46:11 PM »
The Tremors series was pretty much "great" as was the "Trinity" western series with Terence Hill!

Fritz The Cat <-- XD
 Yeah, it's animated but it is NOT what ya think of as a "cartoon!"  [popcorn]
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2016, 12:51:33 PM »
Idiocracy.


If you want really, really, really, bad.  Then Cindy Williams in Spaceship, is mind meltingly bad....

Hey, I misread the thread title, but not as bad as you. 

The thread you are looking for would be titled something like, "Contemporary Prophetic Works."
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2016, 12:57:02 PM »
"The Gods Must Be Crazy" was pretty good and deserves to be here IMHO.
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2016, 01:24:15 PM »
Okay you guys, make up your minds. Is it only crappy cult movies (i.e. MST3K fodder) as the OP states, or good cult movies as well?
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2016, 01:30:11 PM »
Okay you guys, make up your minds. Is it only crappy cult movies (i.e. MST3K fodder) as the OP states, or good cult movies as well?

This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2016, 01:32:19 PM »
Hmm . . . time to Godwin this thread . . .

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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2016, 02:35:17 PM »
This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.

How about a movie about cornbread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-SBGpuoZc

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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2016, 02:37:53 PM »
How about a movie about cornbread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb-SBGpuoZc

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Is it Yankee cornbread, or the real kind?   [popcorn]
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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2016, 03:22:00 PM »
"The Gods Must Be Crazy" was pretty good and deserves to be here IMHO.


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« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2016, 03:22:23 PM »
This is APS. Eventually there will be thread drift and a "discussion" about cornbread.

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Re: The APS cult classic film thread
« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2016, 06:59:46 PM »
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