Now that's right neighborly of you...

[makattak]

http://theseattletribune.com/ex-army-sniper-takes-out-neighbors-home-intruder-from-bedroom-window/

The link pretty much tells the story,  but it's really worth it to read to whole thing and imagine what must have been going through the home intruders heads... before the .308, I mean.

[TommyGunn]

Wow....that was a lot more than "a shot in the dark."   

[cordex]

He used his army "riffle" to off those thugs? 
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[Scout26]

Whoever edited that piece needs to be taken out and beaten with a dictionary. 

"riffle"  three times.  Not once, but three.

[makattak]

Awww... looks like it was a made-up story.  That might explain the terrible editing and writing that sounded more like a novel rather than reporting.

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[Perd Hapley]

http://mtstandard.com/news/local/fake-story-still-circulating-on-internet/article_bc1ff1a9-cbe1-5f34-a63e-9e90b5530103.html

[bedlamite]

Awww... looks like it was a made-up story.  That might explain the terrible editing and writing that sounded more like a novel rather than reporting.

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Yep.

http://theseattletribune.com/disclaimer/

[Perd Hapley]

Another story from that site:

http://theseattletribune.com/texas-country-club-bans-membership-interracial-couples/

No comedic value at all. Just fake news.

[K Frame]

Yeah I had SERIOUS reservations about it when I read riffle paired with the information on the rifle that was supposedly used.

[Perd Hapley]

I like the part where he just happened to stick a riffle out the window, and aim it at his neighbor's house.

[cordex]

I like the part where he just happened to stick a riffle out the window, and aim it at his neighbor's house.

As you do whenever you clean your riffle and adjust your scope.

[Hawkmoon]

As you do whenever you clean your riffle and adjust your scope.

You don't? Whatsamatta wit youse?

[MillCreek]

As a Seattle native and lifelong resident, this is the first I have heard of the Seattle Tribune.

[K Frame]

"adjust your scope."

That's scopple, dumb ass!

[makattak]

As a Seattle native and lifelong resident, this is the first I have heard of the Seattle Tribune.

And the fact that it is supposedly a Seattle paper reporting on an event in Texas ought to have been a tip-off. (If I had bothered to notice those two facts.)

[MechAg94]

As you do whenever you clean your riffle and adjust your scope.

You don't aim at your neighbor's window every time you use the laser bore sighter?   

[Tuco]

Years ago, after spirited sessions of adolescent gunsmithing, I'd pull the bolt out of my old '98 rest it on the back of the sitting room chair and sight the Banner4x at the local...
Well, Nevermind.